How A Ride-Hailing Driver Comes To Dominate The World? [EN]: Chapter 296

My Cousin Gets Scolded While Playing a Game, Yang Chen Directly Bans the Opponent's Account for Life

My Cousin Gets Scolded While Playing a Game, Yang Chen Directly Bans the Opponent’s Account for Life.

Li Xiaofei didn’t want to go back to her room, so she went to Yang Chen’s room and lay on the sofa, playing games.

By the time Yang Chen finished showering, she was still playing.

“Xiaofei, it’s almost twelve o’clock, aren’t you going back to sleep? Are you addicted to games!” Yang Chen asked.

Li Xiaofei, looking distressed, replied, “Don’t even mention it. I’ve played five rounds, and each one was pushed down in less than 15 minutes. I lost terribly. I have to win one round, or I won’t sleep tonight.”

Yang Chen leaned over to take a look. Li Xiaofei was playing Honor of Kings [a popular mobile MOBA game in China].

This game is very addictive. Not to mention kids, many adults are also deeply engrossed in it.

Yang Chen stretched, yawned, and said, “I’m going to sleep. Remember to close the door after you leave.”

Li Xiaofei nodded and said, “No problem. You go to sleep.”

Just as Yang Chen was about to get up and leave, he heard cursing from the phone.

“Why the hell did you pick a marksman [a damage-dealing character]? What’s the use! It’s already 0-3!”

Li Xiaofei was furious and retorted, “The other side banned Marco, and took Li Yuanfang and Lanling King. Could I survive with other marksmen? Picking a marksman at least allows us to see Lanling King, so everyone won’t be ambushed by him. You picked Cheng Yaojin [a tank character] and got beaten by Arthur to 0-4, why don’t you say anything? Are you trying to make an orphan marksman take the blame? The support has been following the jungler the whole time, and the other side has been tower diving with three or four people. What can I do? I didn’t even say anything, but you went one-on-one with Arthur and got beaten to 0-4, and you still have the nerve to talk?”

*Damn*, is playing a game that intense?

Yang Chen sat down again.

Cheng Yaojin player: “Go to hell, I’m Cheng Yaojin, I get stronger in the late game. Don’t look at me being 0-4 now, my economy hasn’t fallen behind. I can still carry in the late game. What’s the use of a marksman in the late game? You dare to talk back when I scold you! *Damn*! Do you know who I am? How dare you argue with me!”

Li Xiaofei: “I don’t care who you are! Am I wrong? You’re talking about the late game, but you’re already 0-4, is there even a late game? The support’s economy is even higher than yours, and you’re saying your economy hasn’t fallen behind!”

Support Yao player: “Then you pick a marksman, and there’s no use for me either! Who told you to pick a marksman? You could have picked Sun Shangxiang!”

Li Xiaofei: “With Lanling King and Li Yuanfang on the other side, how can I play Sun Shangxiang? Even if I bring purify [an in-game item that removes debuffs], I can only dodge once every 120 seconds, it’s impossible to play. The mage on the other side is Zhuge Liang, and the support is Niu Mo, all heroes who rush in. Are you sure I can survive if I pick another marksman with Yao?”

Support Yao player: “Then you survived by picking a marksman?”

Li Xiaofei: “Didn’t you see how many people were hitting me? In a normal lane, I can at least guarantee not to suffer a loss in a one-on-two situation, but Zhuge Liang and Lanling King will tower dive at any time, what can I do? Except for marksman being able to escape twice, if it were any other marksman, I would die every time they ganked me, okay? I didn’t blame you for not coming with me, but the key is that you really didn’t come with me, I’m just stating a fact. You followed the jungler the whole time, one is 0-2, and the other is 0-1, and it’s not useful either, right? At least I picked a counter hero based on the opponent’s lineup, what about you? No matter how useless marksman is, at least the first skill can reveal Lanling King, ensuring you won’t be ambushed! What are you useful for? Can you initiate a team fight, or can you protect, or can you deal damage, or can you tank damage?”

Cheng Yaojin player: “Can you stop talking, you low-elo trash, dead garbage. You shouldn’t be playing games.”

Li Xiaofei was already in a bad mood after five consecutive losses, and encountering such players was really about to make her lose her mind.

Yang Chen’s eyes showed a hint of coldness, and he asked, “Who is the Cheng Yaojin on the other side? So powerful? Tell me to scare me!”

Cheng Yaojin player: “Oh, you brought your boyfriend? I’m Feng Mo Ge, the number one Cheng Yaojin in the country, scaring you retards to death. I’m streaming right now, letting thousands of fans in the stream scold you stupid low-elo trash. When the game ends and I see your ID, I’ll have my fans flood your account! *Damn*!”

Yang Chen: “Is that so? How impressive! Which platform are you streaming on?”

Feng Mo Ge: “Penguin Live.”

Yang Chen: “Okay! You can say goodbye to this industry. Contact a broker and send you to the factory to screw in screws as soon as possible.”

After speaking, Yang Chen took out his phone and called the secretary of Penguin Sports.

The Cheng Yaojin player was still spewing vulgarities, and every sentence included his mother; his quality was so low that it was unbearable.

The call connected.

Secretary: “Mr. Yang, what can I do for you?”

Yang Chen: “Contact the customer service of Honor of Kings and the customer service of Penguin Live for me, and immediately ban the account of Feng Mo Ge, the number one Cheng Yaojin in the country. Oh, no, ban his ID card, and never allow him to stream any games operated by Penguin Games.”

Secretary: “Okay! I’ll call the heads of these two branches immediately and have them ban the account!”

Yang Chen hung up the phone.

Feng Mo Ge heard Yang Chen’s call and said with a smile, “Haha… you’re killing me with laughter. You’re still pretending to be tough with me! Come on, if my account isn’t banned tonight, may your whole family die!”

A small game streamer is so arrogant; no wonder young people want to be internet celebrities now.

Yang Chen sent a message to Qiu Yuhong.

“Have someone check the address of the Honor of Kings ID Feng Mo Ge, and immediately send someone to his door to cripple him, break his mouth so he can’t speak, and make him stay in the hospital for more than half a year! If it’s less than a day, I’ll have you admitted to the hospital to make up for it!”

Yang Chen rarely makes harsh remarks, and Qiu Yuhong could imagine how angry Yang Chen was just by looking at the text.

“Understood! I’ll do it right away!”

Afterwards, Yang Chen sent a message to the secretary of Penguin Technology.

“Ban his Honor of Kings account first, but don’t ban his Penguin Live account for now; wait for my message!”

The secretary quickly replied to the message.

“Understood! I’ll give them a new notice right away.”

In less than a minute, Feng Mo Ge’s Cheng Yaojin suddenly became uncontrollable.

Feng Mo Ge: “Hey? What’s going on? Why can’t I control Cheng Yaojin?”

At this time, AI had taken over the Cheng Yaojin he was playing.

The marksman, who had been suppressed all the time, suddenly hit three shots in a row and killed the opponent’s Li Yuanfang, and used an ultimate skill plus a normal attack to kill the Lanling King who came to sneak attack.

Li Xiaofei was overjoyed. She didn’t even know how she managed to kill two people.

With two fewer people on the other side, Zhuge Liang, Arthur, and Niu Mo, who had no ultimate skill, had no ability to clear the line, and Li Xiaofei’s marksman dealt explosive damage. One shot would leave Zhuge Liang with low health, Arthur with half health, and Niu Mo with half health, scaring the three of them to quickly give up defending the tower and run away.

Li Xiaofei led her teammates to push forward, pushing all the way to the high ground.

At this time, Li Yuanfang and Lanling King came out again.

The marksman controlled by Li Xiaofei directly blind-fired two shots and killed Li Yuanfang, then used a second skill and ultimate skill to dodge Lanling King, and then finished him off with a normal attack. Then the minion line entered the tower, and the opponent’s crystal exploded instantly.

Li Xiaofei: “See? Who’s useless? Didn’t we still have to rely on marksman to turn the tables? Look at what you guys were playing!”

Feng Mo Ge: “*Damn* it, you just got lucky! Why can’t I control Cheng Yaojin?”

At this time, Feng Mo Ge flashed back, and when he logged in again, he found that his account had been banned for 1000 years.

“*Damn*! Really? They banned me for 1000 years! What did I do? I didn’t curse, I didn’t throw [intentionally lose], why did they ban me for so long?” Feng Mo Ge said, lying through his teeth.

Yang Chen opened Penguin Live and entered Feng Mo Ge’s stream.

Undying Star: “I said I would ban your ID card, so don’t even think about playing any games operated by Penguin Technology in the future, and don’t even think about streaming on any platforms invested by Penguin Technology. Also, if you don’t end up in the hospital for half a year tonight, I’ll quit the internet forever!”

Last year, Undying Star’s heroic deeds on Douyu [another streaming platform] and other platforms are still remembered by netizens.

“*Damn*, Undying Star, the big shot is here!”

“Haha… you stupid thing, you’re done for. You offended Star, you cursed Star’s girlfriend, you’re done for!”

“I’m dying of laughter, your account is banned for 1000 years; you’re the longest I’ve ever seen banned!”

“It looks like Star has a relationship with Penguin Technology! If he says he’ll ban your ID card, he’ll definitely be able to ban your ID card!”

“Waiting for you to be sent to the hospital by him!”

Feng Mo Ge knew that he had offended a big shot, but he thought this was a good opportunity to increase his popularity.

He had previously cursed professional players many times to gain popularity, which did help him gain a lot of fans.

If he could ride Undying Star’s popularity this time, he would definitely gain another wave of fans.

So, Feng Mo Ge immediately said, “What kind of crap is Undying Star? In my stream, I’m the biggest! Understand? Star, give your dad a million dollars in gifts, and your dad will let you go; otherwise, your dad will kick you out later!”

No matter what he said, Yang Chen didn’t reply.

After about ten minutes, a group of people suddenly broke into the door and rushed into Feng Mo Ge’s room, pressing him to the ground and beating him in front of the live camera.

The fans in the stream were excited.

“*Damn*! As expected of Star, he really does what he says!”

“This… he really sent people to beat him up!”

“Star is really awesome, beating people live!”

“Isn’t this going to cause trouble? Beating people live! I believe that with Star’s strength, teaching a fool like Feng Mo Ge a lesson in private, it wouldn’t matter if he beat him to death. The key is that it’s live now; is it really okay for him to beat him like this?”

“Will there be trouble for a big shot like this to teach someone a lesson? Everyone, don’t take yourself too seriously. To put it bluntly, you have to thank those rich and powerful people for not wanting to mess with you for being able to survive. If they want to mess with you, you simply can’t survive. Many cases have already illustrated this cruel fact. Don’t take yourself too seriously.”

Feng Mo Ge’s mouth was covered, and he couldn’t even scream. His family was all blocked outside, watching helplessly as he was beaten until his face was covered in blood, his mouth was swollen, and several of his teeth were knocked out.

After beating him enough, one of them threw a stack of money on Feng Mo Ge and warned, “Pay attention to what you say in the future. If you dare to curse people casually again, it won’t be as simple as lying in the hospital!”

After speaking, the group of people left.

Afterwards, Feng Mo Ge’s stream was permanently banned.

The fans in the stream were happy.

“*Damn*! Permanently banned!”

“Star is awesome; he deliberately beat him live, and then permanently banned him after the beating!”

“Haha… Star is awesome; he really doesn’t put up with him; he really beat him up!”

“Cat: Revenge is served! Ziyang: I agree. Weiyang: Agreed!”

Although Li Xiaofei was very angry, she was more concerned about her cousin’s safety.

“Brother, is it really okay to do this?” Li Xiaofei asked.

Yang Chen: “What could happen? If I were to be held responsible for teaching a small streamer a lesson today, then my hundreds of billions of assets would be wasted. You’re saying you’re playing a broken game and still cursing with people; what’s so fun about that?”

Li Xiaofei: “But what else can I do if I don’t play games? Everyone else is dating, but I’m not, and my classes aren’t stressful. So you’re saying that I have so much time every day; what should I do? Do you want me to just find someone to date to pass the time?”

Yang Chen was silent for a while and said, “Okay, tomorrow I’ll have the head of Tianyou give your account a cheat. You should just play games; what’s the point of dating!”

Li Xiaofei: “Hehe… can you really do that?”

Yang Chen: “Of course! I spent 300 billion to acquire the equity of Penguin Technology. If I don’t even have this privilege, then what’s the point of me spending the money?”

Li Xiaofei suddenly hugged Yang Chen and kissed him, saying, “Brother, awesome!”

Yang Chen quickly pushed her away and said, “Pay attention to your words and actions! Be careful I’ll break your legs!”

Li Xiaofei: “Hehe… brotherly and sisterly affection, isn’t that reasonable?”

Yang Chen: “Reasonable my ass! Go back to sleep!”

Li Xiaofei: “OK! Bye-bye! I’m going back to sleep!”

Soon, the news that Undying Star banned Feng Mo Ge and sent people to beat him up spread all over the internet.

Originally, this was a matter of bullying others with power, and according to past experience, netizens would definitely scold Undying Star.

But unexpectedly, almost everyone was praising Undying Star for doing a good job.

It can be seen how annoying this Feng Mo Ge is, that he can actually annoy the entire internet.

At nine o’clock in the morning, Yang Chen arrived at the Penguin Technology Building in Nanshan District [a district in Shenzhen, China] on time.

Little Ma [likely referring to Ma Huateng, the founder of Tencent] was waiting at the door with a group of executives. When they saw Yang Chen coming, they quickly stepped forward to shake hands and say hello.

Because Yang Chen had greeted the secretary in advance, employees or the propaganda department were not allowed to take pictures, so there were no other employees present except for these senior executives, and even the security guard was temporarily locked in the guard room and could not come out.

Goose Factory [a nickname for Tencent, derived from its penguin logo] is a big company, and Yang Chen was not interested in visiting every department. He just wanted to meet the heads of each department in the conference room and understand the work of each department.

Little Ma hosted the meeting and asked all the senior executives to introduce themselves to Yang Chen.

When Zhang Miao, the head of the game department, finished his introduction, Yang Chen said with a smile, “Yesterday, my cousin was playing Honor of Kings, and a small streamer didn’t play well himself, but he caught my cousin and cursed at her. The gaming environment is very bad!”

Zhang Miao quickly explained, “Mr. Yang, I’m very sorry. We have made a lot of efforts in the gaming environment, but the quality of the players is really uneven, and there’s nothing we can do about it. If we completely prevent players from venting, it will definitely lead to many players quitting the game, which will have a great impact on us. So, I hope Mr. Yang can be more tolerant. I heard from Tianyou that I asked him to ban the ID cards of the relevant players, and they will not be allowed to play any games operated by our Penguin Games in the future.”

Yang Chen: “I think it’s very simple! As long as the text and voice recognition system recognizes cursing words or homophones, just prevent him from speaking in the current game, right? You don’t need to ban him for a few hours or a few days, just directly prohibit him from sending text or voice in the current game.”

Zhang Miao: “Okay, okay, we will seriously consider Mr. Yang’s suggestion.”

Little Ma immediately corrected, “It’s not for you to consider Mr. Yang’s suggestion, but for you to do things according to Mr. Yang’s orders. Do you understand?”

Zhang Miao: “Understood! I’m sorry, Mr. Yang, it was a slip of the tongue. After the meeting, I will immediately notify everyone to rectify the gaming environment according to Mr. Yang’s order.”

Soon, Liu Shuang, the head of Penguin Live, got up to introduce himself.

Then Yang Chen said, “Why does the platform allow a person with a mouth full of dirty words to be a streamer? There are still thousands of people watching in the stream. It would be fine if it had another name, but it’s called Penguin Live, which will directly affect the reputation of our Penguin Group. How much benefit can a small streamer create? How many benefits created by him can compensate for the loss of the group’s image?”

Liu Shuang quickly replied, “I’m sorry, Mr. Yang, this is my negligence in management. I will definitely rectify the platform in the future, and we will not give traffic to those streamers who are unqualified or have negative energy, and even directly terminate the contract. Please believe me, I will definitely rectify the platform.”

Little Ma’s face was very ugly. Yang Chen caught so many problems on his first visit, which made him lose face.

“I’m very busy every day, and it’s impossible for me to follow up on everything. You heads of departments can’t just take money and do nothing; you really have to do practical things! Mr. Yang discovered so many problems on his first visit, but you manage your departments every day and can’t find them? What are you doing?” Little Ma reprimanded.

Liu Shuang: “I’m sorry, Chairman, I’m sorry, Mr. Yang; I will definitely learn from the lesson and rectify the platform as soon as possible to reshape the platform’s new image.”

Yang Chen nodded, signaling Liu Shuang to sit down.

Other department heads continued to introduce themselves.

After everyone finished their introductions, Yang Chen said with a smile, “I’m very happy to meet everyone. There’s nothing special about coming here today, mainly to get to know everyone, so that we don’t recognize each other when we see each other on the street in the future. Also, I want to meet the Honor of Kings team and ask for an official cheat for my cousin’s account.”

Everyone laughed.

Others who acquire equity will try to place their own people in the group, but Yang Chen spent 300 billion to acquire equity just to get an official cheat?

The world of big shots is really incomprehensible.

Little Ma said with a smile, “This is easy to handle. I’ll accompany Mr. Yang to the game department later and have the planners arrange an exclusive cheat for your cousin’s account.”

Yang Chen: “Then there’s no time to delay, let’s go now. Everyone, go back and get busy. Manager Zhang, come with me and President Ma.”

Zhang Miao, the director of the game department, nodded and happily came to Yang Chen and Little Ma’s side.

Everyone else said goodbye to Yang Chen and Little Ma and left.

Afterwards, Zhang Miao took Yang Chen and Little Ma to the Honor of Kings branch.

Zhang Miao clapped his hands and said loudly, “Everyone, stop for a moment! Let me introduce to you, this is Mr. Yang Chen, the new second shareholder of our group. Everyone, welcome!”

The employees of the Honor of Kings branch immediately applauded and cheered.

Yang Chen smiled and waved to everyone, saying, “Hello everyone, I’m very happy to meet you.”

Zhang Miao waved his hand and called over an employee with a bald head, saying, “Zhang Le, open an official cheat for Mr. Yang’s account.”

Zhang Le: “Understood! Mr. Yang, President Ma, come with me; let’s talk in front of the computer.”

The secretary quickly brought a chair for Yang Chen and Little Ma to sit down.

Zhang Le asked, “Mr. Yang, what kind of cheat do you want?”

Yang Chen: “I don’t know; I haven’t played this game before. I’m asking for a cheat for my cousin’s account. This is her ID.”

Saying that, Yang Chen took out his phone, opened the game, and handed it to Zhang Le.

That’s Li Xiaofei’s account.

Zhang Le nodded and said, “Ah? She’s Mr. Yang’s cousin? Then you must be the Undying Star God!”

Yang Chen nodded.

The surrounding employees immediately gathered around excitedly.

“Mr. Yang is the Undying Star God!”

“Wow, you’re so popular now; netizens are all discussing you.”

“You’re so awesome, directly beating people on live stream!”

“Haha…”

Yang Chen: “I had no choice; his mouth was too foul.”

Zhang Miao quickly said, “Mr. Yang has already spoken; we need to work hard on the game environment and not allow such players to exist anymore. Let’s talk about it at the morning meeting tomorrow. Now, let’s get the cheat opened for Mr. Yang’s cousin’s account.”

Zhang Le nodded and asked, “Mr. Yang, does your cousin have any specific requests?”

Yang Chen shook his head.

Zhang Le: “President Ma, Manager Zhang, why don’t you play a game with Mr. Yang to experience it? Maybe Mr. Yang will know what kind of cheat is needed.”

Little Ma nodded with a smile and said, “I think it’s a good idea!”

Being able to play games with the boss and the second shareholder is a great opportunity that every employee dreams of.

Zhang Miao quickly nodded and said, “Okay! Come on, pull the three of us into a room and match us with weaker opponents.”

Yang Chen: “No, no, no, we must match with the strongest opponents so I can know what kind of cheat is needed to win!”

Zhang Miao: “Yes, yes, yes, match us with the strongest opponents.”

Zhang Le nodded and immediately got busy with his colleagues.

Soon, the game started.

Yang Chen chose Little Luban, and Little Ma chose Arthur.

Zhang Miao chose Zhang Fei, and the other two employees chose Mirror and Shangguan Wan’er.

The five opponents were quite strong. The marksman was the retired professional player Ci Tong’s Gongsun Li, the mid-laner was the current professional player Jiu Cheng’s Gan Jiang Moye, the top-laner was the current professional player Tan Ran’s Meng Tian, the support was the current professional player Cat’s Luban Master, and the jungler was the current professional player Hua Hai’s Lan.

Zhang Le said with a smile, “Haha… we specifically matched them together. I wouldn’t say this is the strongest lineup, but this lineup can dominate the professional arena. Mr. Yang, you can experience it and then decide what kind of cheat you want.”

The game began.

Yang Chen controlled Little Luban to go online.

Ci Tong’s Gongsun Li was very fierce, stepping forward to use her second skill to block Luban’s first skill sweep, while also activating Fury to attack Luban.

Yang Chen saw that something was wrong. Why was his Little Luban losing health so quickly, while the opponent’s Gongsun Li wasn’t losing much health?

Yang Chen quickly flashed away and said, “Wow, escaping with a sliver of health. This Little Luban is too weak; it’s not too much to ask for an immortality blade [a cheat item that revives the player upon death] at the start, right?”

Zhang Le: “Not at all! It’s very reasonable for this kind of weak hero without mobility to get an immortality blade at the start.”

No sooner said than done, Zhang Le immediately arranged an immortality blade skill for Yang Chen’s Luban.

At this time, Ci Tong said with a smile, “This Little Luban isn’t leaving with such low health; is he looking down on me? I’ll send him back to the fountain [the area where players respawn]!”

After saying that, Ci Tong controlled Gongsun Li to directly use her first skill to tower dive [attacking an enemy player under the protection of their tower] and attack Yang Chen’s Luban.

Luban triggered the immortality blade effect, but there was no special effect, and it looked completely normal.

Then, Little Luban swept Gongsun Li, leaving her with very little health.

Gongsun Li was forced to retreat back to her umbrella.

Ci Tong: “Wow, no way? This Little Luban has so little health, and my two passive hits didn’t kill him? Did he buy an immortality blade at the start?”

Cat: “Really? Is he using hacks in front of us?”

Jiu Cheng: “Let me see! He hasn’t gone home yet, right? I’ll try to stab him a couple of times!”

At this time, Zhang Miao quickly reminded him, “Mr. Yang, the opponent’s mid and support are coming to your side; be careful.”

Yang Chen: “I know. Zhang Le, Gongsun Li took tower damage just now, and my first skill sweep didn’t kill her, which means Luban’s damage isn’t enough. A little short leg without mobility, if the damage isn’t enough, how can he play?”

Zhang Le: “Understood! I’ll increase your damage! Try again.”

At this time, the full-health Gan Jiang came and stabbed Luban.

Luban threw a first skill, and with a ‘da da da’ sweep, the full-health Gan Jiang flashed away with a sliver of health + first skill.

Jiu Cheng: “Ouch, what kind of runes [in-game buffs or enhancements] does this Luban have? One first skill plus a passive sweep, and I’m left with a sliver of health.”

As soon as he finished speaking, a minion hit Gan Jiang, and he died.

Jiu Cheng: “Wow, I’m losing my mind! There’s definitely something wrong with this Luban!”

Cat saw that Luban had low health and shouted, “Ci Tong, come over! Tower dive! Tower dive!”

Gongsun Li quickly came over, and Luban Master jumped in. Gongsun Li used her first skill to enter the tower, preparing to attack Luban.

At this time, Luban’s second skill knocked the two of them away.

Then, the two quickly left the tower.

Yang Chen: “Hmm? Why is the control effect so short? Little Luban is so weak.

The only life-saving skill’s control effect is so short; it’s definitely unreasonable. Add a little bit to the control time, three seconds, and make it immune to tenacity boots [an item that reduces the duration of control effects].”

Zhang Le: “Okay.”

After a while, Hua Hai’s Lan came.

Seeing that Little Luban had low health, Lan immediately had murderous intentions and rushed over.

Little Luban used his second skill to knock him onto the tower.

Hua Hai: “Hmm? Hey? What’s going on? Why is Luban’s second skill stun time so long?”

“!”

Hua Hai: “Damn! Really? Why do I feel like Luban’s second skill has a longer stun time than Dharma’s ultimate?”

Ci Tong: “This Luban is very strange! Is he hacking?”

Cat: “Don’t make wild accusations without evidence! Submit it to the planners [game developers or administrators] after the game and see.”

With immortality blade, increased damage, and a three-second stun on his second skill, Little Luban stood up, and one person suppressed Ci Tong’s Gongsun Li and Cat’s Luban Master under the tower, preventing them from coming out.

Ci Tong: “Haha… I can’t take it anymore; how is Little Luban so strong!”

Cat: “Haha… come and help quickly; the two of us can’t beat him! I was just about to pull him, and one sweep left me with a sliver of health. He hasn’t even built armor penetration yet. When he builds armor penetration or even the Blade of Despair, I won’t dare to look at him; one look and I’ll be swept to near death. Did Luban get secretly buffed?”

As soon as the two finished speaking, Luban flashed into the tower and pinned the two of them against the wall, using the three-second stun time to successfully tower dive and kill the duo, and then, with the immortality blade, he walked out, tanking the tower damage.

Cat: “Wow! What’s going on? Little Luban flashed into the tower and pinned us against the wall and swept us to death!”

Ci Tong: “Haha… this is definitely hacking; the damage and control are both unreasonable! If he’s not hacking, I’ll eat sh*t on live stream!”

Hua Hai: “Really? Let’s go meet him together.”

Then, the five opponents all came to the confrontation lane.

Zhang Miao’s Zhang Fei quickly came to protect Yang Chen’s Luban.

The opponents gathered and launched a strong attack.

Zhang Fei quickly sprayed his ultimate to blow away the first wave of the opponent’s charge, but then Meng Tian flashed to push Luban, and Lan also rushed in. Luban wanted to use his second skill to push them away, but it happened to hit their tenacity, and he couldn’t push them away successfully.

As a result, Little Luban was killed.

Yang Chen: “Hey, this is very unreasonable! Those assassins and confrontation laners have high damage, are tanky, and have mobility, control, and tenacity. Luban is so weak and doesn’t have tenacity, and his only life-saving skill can’t push away tenacity; how can he play?”

Zhang Le: “Understood! Give all of Little Luban’s skills tenacity effects. The second skill can ignore the opponent’s tenacity and forcibly push away heroes in all states.”

Not long after, the opponent’s five-man team came again, still attacking Luban in the same way as before.

Zhang Fei sprayed his ultimate to blow away Luban Master, but Meng Tian and Lan entered the field directly to find Luban. At this time, Luban used his second skill to push the two of them against the wall and stun them for three seconds, instantly killing them with the tower damage.

Hua Hai: “Wow! How did I get pushed onto the wall by him!”

Meng Tian: “Where’s my tenacity effect? How did I get pushed onto the wall too!”

Hua Hai: “My ultimate can’t even control him anymore. What’s going on?”

Little Ma’s Arthur was at full cooldown and chased the opponent’s Gan Jiang, chasing him all the way to the opponent’s high ground before killing him.

“Haha… Arthur is still fun; just chase and hit the squishies!” Little Ma said happily.

Yang Chen: “Haha… I think my Luban is also very fun; I’m starting to like this game.”

Hearing the praises from the two bosses, all the employees of the Honor of Kings division breathed a sigh of relief.

The opponent was wiped out, and Yang Chen’s side directly pushed to the high ground.

Ci Tong: “Haha… I was actually abused by a Little Luban; I’m really going to die laughing.”

Cat: “Still laughing! Hurry up and defend the tower!”

Ci Tong controlled Gongsun Li to use her first and second skills to poke, which was Gongsun Li’s usual playstyle, but as soon as Gongsun Li stepped forward a little, she was hit by Luban’s passive sweep and was left with a sliver of health. After being scratched by Mirror, she died.

Ci Tong: “Haha… this Luban’s damage is outrageous; one passive sweep left me with a sliver of health.”

Tan Ran’s Meng Tian thought he was very tanky and stood in front to clear the wave.

As a result, after one thrust, Luban used his first skill plus a passive sweep, followed by a second skill plus a passive sweep, and he died.

Tan Ran: “Wow! This damage is too exaggerated!”

Jiu Cheng: “I’ll stab him to death!”

Gan Jiang hit all four swords, but Little Luban had the immortality blade effect and just wouldn’t die.

At this time, Lan rushed in, wanting to finish off Little Luban.

But Little Luban really had an immortality blade at this time. Lan came in and triggered the immortality blade effect and was then swept to death.

In the end, the opponent was wiped out, and Yang Chen’s Little Luban absorbed full health and pushed down the crystal [the main structure in the game] to win the game.

Ci Tong: “Haha… this is too exaggerated! Everyone submit it to the planners; there’s definitely something wrong with this Little Luban!”

Cat: “Come, come, come, submit it to the planners together.”

Soon, the planners received complaints from Ci Tong and others.

Zhang Le said with a smile, “Reply to them that after testing and review, there is no problem with this Little Luban!”

Soon, Ci Tong and others received a reply.

Ci Tong: “Damn! Normal?”

Hua Hai: “This is called normal? Comes with an immortality blade, ignores tenacity, has damage, a bodyguard, and a super long control effect; this is called normal?”

Tan Ran: “What are the planners doing? Can this be called normal?”

Cat: “Haha… my reply is also normal. Brothers, don’t you think this ID is a bit familiar?”

Jiu Cheng: “Damn! Isn’t this the ID that was arguing with Feng Mo last night? The account of Undying Star God’s girlfriend!”

Ci Tong: “Ah? The account of Undying Star God’s girlfriend! Let me see! Oh, my god, it really is, exactly the same!”

Cat: “Haha… so it’s the account of the boss’s girlfriend; then there’s no problem. It seems that Undying Star God was angry last night and directly found the planners and opened an official cheat for his girlfriend’s account alone!”

Jiu Cheng: “Add her as a friend! Hug the boss’s legs [ingratiate oneself with someone powerful]!”

Then, the five quickly applied to add Li Xiaofei as a friend, but the system prompted that the other party refused to add friends.

Cat: “The boss’s friends aren’t so easy to add. It’s good to have money; you can directly have the officials open cheats for you!”

“Haha…”

The few laughed helplessly.

In front of the boss, they, these professional players, could only be tools for playing with him.

Yang Chen and Little Ma had a great time playing and tried out a few more heroes.

For example, giving Baili Shouyue an auto-aim cheat and giving Angela’s three skills an auto-tracking cheat, etc.

After opening cheats for Li Xiaofei’s frequently used heroes, Yang Chen happily left Penguin Headquarters.

Back at the hotel, Yang Chen said to Li Xiaofei, “Log in to your account now, play your frequently used heroes, and see if there’s anything different.”

Li Xiaofei nodded and quickly logged in to start a game, still choosing Baili Shouyue.

As soon as she went online, she immediately got a triple kill with three instant snipes, taking the opponent’s Marco’s head.

“Hey? I don’t need to aim! I can snipe just by dragging it!” Li Xiaofei said excitedly.

Yang Chen: “Of course, I told them to open cheats for your account’s frequently used heroes. Baili has auto-aim, Luban has tenacity, and the damage has also increased by a factor of one. When releasing skills, he has tenacity, and his second skill can push away heroes in any state, with a stun time of three seconds, immune to tenacity boots.”

Li Xiaofei: “Really? I want to try it!”

Under the leadership of Baili Shouyue’s god-like snipes, this game ended in eight minutes.

Then Li Xiaofei started another game and tried out Luban.

As Yang Chen said, he came with an immortality blade, control, damage, tenacity, etc., all of which were outrageously strong.

Li Xiaofei kissed Yang Chen again and said, “Brother, I love you to death. You’re too awesome! With these heroes, I don’t think anyone can win against me in the future.”

Yang Chen: “Can you pay attention to your words and actions? If Auntie sees this, you can forget about getting close to me in the future.”

Li Xiaofei: “Actually… I checked, cousins are okay.”

Yang Chen: “Get lost!”

Li Xiaofei pouted and muttered, “It’s okay anyway.”

Yang Chen: “Stop talking nonsense! You play; I’m going back to my room. We’ll go back to Hai City this afternoon.”

Li Xiaofei nodded excitedly and immediately transformed into a valley killer [someone who dominates in the game], using various low-end heroes to dominate.

At one o’clock in the afternoon, Yang Chen and the others flew back to Hai City.

After resting well for one night, Yang Chen went out to drive and pick up passengers early the next morning.

Now there’s only one special task left, so he has to be diligent.

Around ten o’clock, Yang Chen received an order.

He followed the navigation to the starting point, and the person who called the car was actually a groom.

The groom got into the car and urged, “Master, drive faster!”

At this time, the bride, carrying her wedding dress, chased after him and stood in front of the car.

Groom: “Master, ignore her, don’t open the door, drive away immediately! Thank you.”

The bride shouted, “Master, don’t drive! We have a little misunderstanding; don’t ruin our happy event.”

Yang Chen was a little speechless and said, “Handsome, why don’t you discuss it properly?”

How A Ride-Hailing Driver Comes To Dominate The World? [EN]

How A Ride-Hailing Driver Comes To Dominate The World? [EN]

Legendary Car-Hailing System What's Wrong With Me, an Online Car-Hailing Driver, With Some Money? Wo Yige Wang Yue Che Siji Youdian Qian Zenmeliao? Wǒ Yīgè Wǎng Yuē Chē Sījī Yǒudiǎn Qián Zěnmeliǎo? ¿Que Tiene de Malo que Gane Algo de Dinero Siendo Conductor de Uber? タクシードライバーに転職したらシステムに選ばれた件 我一个网约车司机有点钱怎么了?
Status: Completed Author: Native Language: Korean
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[English Translation] Yang Chen's life takes a hilarious detour when he trades corporate clashes and a crumbling relationship for the unpredictable world of ride-hailing. One disgruntled passenger later, he stumbles upon the 'Prize Bad Review System,' a bizarre twist of fate that rewards negativity with incredible opportunities. Watch as Yang Chen, fueled by ambition and a steady stream of bad reviews, transforms from an ordinary driver into a global powerhouse. Buckle up for a wild ride filled with laughter, unexpected turns, and the ultimate underdog story of how one man's misfortune became the world's gain.

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