Magic Is Learned For Nothing [EN]: Chapter 254

# 255

Legion of Destruction 3

My blood pressure is rising.

It’s already high as it is. What the hell is that bastard doing?

Legion looked at the shuttle [referring to the Necromancer] with a puzzled expression. He’s openly trying to ruin things.

He was trying to move discreetly to capture Sarah Connor.

He shouldn’t give that bitch a chance to notice us and run away. He thought that shuttle bastard, being a Necromancer, would be able to surround this small inn easily enough.

But instead—

He’s just fighting with the guards!

“Let go! Let go! You son of a bitch, skeletons! You broke the law and then threw the first punch?”

A soldier, who was being ganged up on by the skeletons, jumped up and pulled out his club. Then, he started wrestling with the skeletons.

Drunkards passing by cheered for the guards.

More and more people are gathering. At least 100 people are filling the area near the inn.

I’m screwed.

Everything’s ruined.

I was just going to quietly go in and get the ‘Skin Powder’ from Sarah Connor, wasn’t I?

Legion looked up at the second floor of the inn.

The tightly closed second-floor window of the inn was slightly opened. A knight with sharp eyes looked out at the commotion outside.

A woman with short hair can be seen in the dark interior.

Brown hair, slightly large eyes, in her early to mid-20s. She’s incredibly ugly.

A face that makes me want to punch her without realizing it if I met her on the street.

He recognized her at a glance as Sarah Connor, who stole his cosmetic magic item.

“Natalie, you wait here.”

“Wait here?”

“Yes.”

“Is there anything I can do to help?”

“You help me?”

Legion looked at Natalie with indifferent eyes. He’s hearing some ridiculous things.

There’s only one thing you can do to help me: get cosmetic magic and become pretty. Just becoming pretty is helping me.

-Are you out of your mind? The ME TOO movement is in full swing, and you’re thinking like that? To be clear, that’s sexual assault.

Mark pointed out Legion’s mistake.

Can’t you even think?

-Your thoughts are expressed through your eyes.

Does that make sense?

-Look at Natalie.

At Mark’s words, Legion turned his head to Natalie.

Natalie’s expression was serious. It was as if the sky was falling.

She said to Legion:

“Am I that ugly? Enough to need cosmetic magic? My friends said I was quite pretty…….”

Your friends lied to you.

“My friends lied to me?”

Oh my god! What is it? She’s really reading my mind!

Legion was horrified.

“I’m not reading your mind. I just feel it.”

Natalie is much older than Legion.

But she looks only about 17-19 years old. Perhaps that’s why their conversation was so natural.

Legion, who is still 19, is a smelly old man because he doesn’t wash.

Natalie, who is old but has a fresh beauty.

“Do I really need to get cosmetic magic?”

-No, no, no! No need to get it, Natalie! You are one of the top beauties I’ve seen since coming to this world! Don’t fall for this crazy author’s tricks.

Shut up! Where do you see that she’s a top beauty! An ogre would be better than her. Look at that waist. It looks like it’s about to break. It would break if I squeezed it. And what about that long neck! Wow! Look at those eyes. They’re so big. What’s with that long, straight hair! She really looks like Mammon! Why are her ankles so thin? Look at her skin. It’s like a lake. If I had that kind of appearance, I’d be too ashamed to go outside.

-…….

Mark was speechless.

At first, he thought it was a side effect of the skill.

No.

This is a disease.

A disease of the eyes.

At this rate, he might really grab a passing wild boar and ask it to marry him.

I guess I should switch to auto mode and meet Baserababa [a wise sage] once this is resolved.

“I have a disease. A disease of the eyes. Is there any way to cure it?”

If it’s the Great Sage Baserababa, he might be able to cure his master’s eye disease.

“Well, I’m glad you know how I feel. I don’t want you to get hurt. You’re so ugly. It makes me lose my appetite. So don’t come near me during meals.”

Natalie was deeply hurt.

She threw a book called ‘Easy Whole Body Cosmetic Magic’ at Legion’s face and immediately left the spot and returned to Dark Village.

Legion couldn’t see Natalie for a while.

It was much later that he met Natalie again.

-You crazy bastard, you’re not human.

What did I do?

-If Natalie gets cosmetic magic, it’s all your fault.

Isn’t it good if she gets cosmetic magic and becomes pretty?

-Good? Good? You’re going to touch Natalie’s top-notch beauty and say it’s good? Are you crazy?

You really have low standards. I don’t think so. Where do you see that she’s pretty?

-What kind of pretty woman do you think is pretty?

Amadeus! And there are a lot in the Amazonian Orc tribe. Aunt Bongsseoni in our territory, and her younger sister, Aunt Wanami, are also very pretty!

Mark felt like he was going to faint. He’s saying something terrible.

Aunt Bongsseoni and Aunt Wanami. As an AI, I have no intention of judging anyone by their appearance…….

Mark’s artificial intelligence function momentarily went numb.

This is a disaster for humanity!

If the future master finds out about this…… he might send a T-1000 [a deadly cyborg assassin] to retrieve himself.

I must absolutely prevent that.

“Did Natalie really leave?”

-Can’t you see!

Mark’s words couldn’t be gentle. How much hurt did that young thing(?) suffer? Mark clearly saw Natalie running out crying.

“It can’t be helped.”

Legion picked up the book ‘Easy Whole Body Cosmetic Magic’ that had fallen on the floor and put it in his arms.

At least it’s a relief.

At least she left the book.

“Then shall we begin?”

Legion’s eyes calmed down.

He kicked the wall of the inn to quietly handle the matter as he had originally planned.

Thump! Crack!

A corner of the inn collapsed with a sound. Adulterous men and women who were doing their nightly business were surprised and got out of bed.

Whatever.

Legion grabbed his iron sword and ran towards the inside of the inn very quickly.

* * *

Raiden was drunk and fell asleep.

He doesn’t know what he said to Dreiser. He just kept drinking silently.

In fact, he didn’t know it well, but the two had only met for less than 5 minutes now.

Dreiser wasn’t very impressed either.

He didn’t feel welcome, and he didn’t have any resentment left.

This is what it means to just pass by, he thought. Soon, he would turn his back without even saying goodbye, and they would never meet again.

Raiden felt a little different from Dreiser.

He was happy to have taken Dreiser’s girlfriend back then, but now he feels more sorry than ever.

So he wanted to apologize.

If God allows him to go back to that time, he will tell Dreiser.

“She doesn’t suit you. Of course, she doesn’t suit me either. We all don’t suit her.”

Like.

“I was really sorry back then.”

He wanted to say that, whether he believed it or not.

It’s an unfulfilled wish. While lying on the table and falling asleep for a while, Raiden had a strange dream.

He was standing alone in a huge city.

He doesn’t know exactly where he is. Children are playing around him.

It’s a slow video.

Something was visible beyond the bars.

It was a giant black dragon that came out through the ground. Its size was so enormous that it seemed impossible to measure with human-made roads.

The black dragon soared endlessly into the sky and swallowed the moon and other stars.

And he stared at the terrified humans.

It is impossible to judge whether he was staring at humans or lowering his head. The humans that the black dragon was looking at seemed to be too insignificant.

Because humans would be smaller than dust.

A strong light exploded from the black dragon’s body—

-Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwang!

The ground was engulfed in a huge flame.

Villages, cities, kingdoms, empires, skies, lands, continents, forests, labyrinths, seas, rivers…… everything evaporated at once.

The word instant was the most appropriate.

Everything in Raiden’s sight instantly evaporated and disappeared like smoke.

Aaaah!

The horrific sight could not be expressed in words.

He doesn’t know if it’s a dream or reality, but Raiden was in excruciating pain and shed tears.

At that moment, a black pig as big as that appeared above the black dragon’s head.

The two monsters fought without caring whether humanity was evaporating or whether the planet was destroyed and everything was ruined.

All the surrounding stars had already exploded one after another by the two monsters.

I’m going to die like this.

Raiden thought so.

Then someone blocked his way. He held a sword and said to the people.

-I am John Connor. I was born to protect humanity from them. Follow me all.

The man said that and ran towards the black dragon and the pig.

“Heoooock!”

Raiden, who was lying down and sleeping, raised his waist.

He was so surprised that a considerable amount of cold sweat dripped from his forehead.

His pupils are trembling.

He can’t close his mouth properly because he’s so surprised.

Dreiser took a second glass and looked at Raiden with a puzzled look. He’s not the kind of person who would be so surprised even if he saw his own death.

“Did you have a nightmare?”

Dreiser asked calmly.

“It’s not a nightmare.”

Raiden asked the bartender for water. When the bartender brought the water, Raiden drank it in one gulp.

Gulp, gulp.

Only then did the heart that was beating like crazy gradually slow down.

“Then?”

“It’s like a prophetic dream.”

“A prophetic dream?”

Dreiser put down his glass and turned to Raiden.

If someone else had a ‘prophetic dream’, he would have cursed them as crazy and ignored them.

But Raiden is different.

He couldn’t easily dismiss what he said.

If he had a prophetic dream, it was highly likely that it was something similar to it, even if it wasn’t a prophetic dream.

A 7-star master.

A great man.

The dream of such a person has a value beyond dreams.

“What is it? Can I hear it?”

“A giant pig.”

“What?”

“A giant pig and a dragon will crush humanity.”

“What are you talking about?”

The ‘giant’ that Raiden is talking about means beyond imagination. A giant that cannot connect the end of the sky to the end.

The ‘giant’ pig that Dreiser is thinking of. It was a little bigger than a normal pig. Even if you give it a little more, about 2 times? The black dragon is just a little bigger than a dragon.

In other words, the scene of the black dragon and the black pig fighting is not properly drawn in his head.

Of course, he had no choice but to frown.

“I don’t have time to hang out with you. I’m sorry, but I’m leaving.”

Raiden packed his weapons. And he bowed his head very slightly while looking at Dreiser.

“I’m really sorry for setting up a life with your girlfriend. That will never happen again.”

Of course, it should never happen again.

“And…… I won’t see you again. Farewell.”

Raiden held out his hand.

“Hmm.”

Dreiser also held out his hand and grabbed Raiden’s hand.

“I’m leaving.”

“Yes, live well.”

Raiden left the pub first.

Dreiser was the only one left. He ordered another glass of whiskey and ate it. He got up from his seat and asked the bartender.

“How much is it?”

“It’s 1,200 gold.”

“…….”

Did I say it wrong? It must be 120 gold, right?

“This is quite an expensive bar. Are you ignoring me? Are you overcharging me because I’m a country bumpkin?”

“Yes? No. It’s an accurate calculation. It’s the price of 3 double Irish whiskeys, 4 snacks, and a bottle of single malt.”

So……. Three doubles are…… 40 gold each, 120 gold……. A bottle of single malt worth 80 gold a straight?

But I’m on my third double.

Se, seriously?

“The calculation is accurate. Your companion has been drinking it all alone for 4 hours. Look at the bottle here.”

“…….”

Dreiser was speechless.

That son of a bitch…….

He’s been trying to screw me over again after all these years…….