Magic is Learned for Nothing – Episode 448
# 448
The Strongest Staff in History (1)
The eyes of John Kka, the 6th Demon King of Yukgap Seongjeon [a powerful demon organization], twitched slightly. He thought, ‘What is that?’
To the 6th Demon King John Kka, an absolute being even in the Demon Realm, humans were no different from ants.
You step on them, they die.
You unknowingly step on them and pass by.
Would you feel guilty for unknowingly stepping on an ant and killing it?
No one would.
It’s common for humans to catch and kill ants for fun. Children play like that. Some humans drown ants in water, and others kill them just out of boredom.
However—
“Ugh, I killed an ant. Ants are living beings too. My heart aches so much. I must go to the temple and do 108 prostrations [a form of Buddhist repentance] to wash away my sins.”
“Let us all pray for the ants. Kneel down and confess your sins to God. Today, we stepped on and killed innocent ants. It is a sin worthy of death. God! Please give us a fitting punishment.”
No human would ever do such a thing.
If there were, I would sincerely apologize.
John Kka felt the same way.
Whether he stepped on and killed a hundred humans.
Whether he burned a thousand humans to death.
Whether he rained fire on ten thousand humans and burned them to death.
It was all the same to him.
He just killed them.
So what?
But…….
Such a human was rushing at him like crazy, along with that insane skull-head who was flailing her long hair and cursing non-stop.
Stronger than expected.
He didn’t expect humans to be this strong.
The arm of the sixth Shamdra [a demonic shield], which formed the Demon King’s absolute shield, was throbbing.
But that didn’t mean they could be his opponent.
It was just that they were stronger than expected.
If he had to compare, it would be like a red ant with venom? It hurts a lot when you get bitten.
But still, it’s just an ant.
Step on it, and it dies without making a sound.
But…….
Is it not an ant?
How can a human have such tenacious life?
No matter how many times you hit them, they keep getting up.
It was a bit annoying.
How long has it been since the portal to the human realm opened?
He thought it had been 250 years.
250 years ago-
John Kka, the 1st, 3rd, and 6th Demon Kings of Yukgap Seongjeon, crossed over to the human realm through the portal.
Before that, it had been 1200 years.
So the Demon Kings were very excited.
They declared that they would open the portal forever and unify the Demon Realm and the Human Realm into one!
But they were almost absorbed by some crazy dragon.
The only beings in the human realm that could pose a threat to the Demon Kings were the dragons.
Young dragons were not even a mouthful. Young dragons also taste good. If you slice them thinly, skewer them, and spread gochujang sauce [Korean chili paste] on them, they taste quite good.
Depending on your preference, you can create various flavors with one meat by applying mustard, hot sauce, ketchup, or wasabi.
But Wim-class dragons and above are on a different level.
In particular, Ancient-class dragons were difficult for even the Demon Kings to deal with.
Moreover, the Demon Kings could only use 1/10 of their power in the human realm due to the meddling of the gods.
However, they were not too worried. Because not one, but three Demon Kings had crossed over to the human realm at the same time.
World Gu-ra, the 1st in the Yukgap Seongjeon rankings, known as the strongest, worst, and most distrusted Demon King, was also with them.
They believed that World Gu-ra could easily handle even Ancient-class dragons.
But…….
What greeted them were not humans. Nor were they Ancient-class dragons.
It was a black dragon with a size beyond imagination.
A black dragon more than twice the size of an Ancient-class dragon. At first, they thought a black mountain was moving.
It turned out that he! He had set a trap to absorb the Demon Kings’ infinite magic power.
The 3rd Demon King and the 6th Demon King John Kka witnessed an unbelievable scene.
The black dragon swallowed the 1st Demon King of Yukgap Seongjeon, World Gu-ra, whole.
World Gu-ra’s magic, which could blow away half of the Demon Realm, did not work on the black dragon. The black dragon absorbed any magic.
The black dragon’s scales moved as if each one was alive.
The 3rd Demon King and John Kka felt fear for the first time in their lives. They couldn’t watch the 1st Demon King World Gu-ra being swallowed by the black dragon until the end and ran away.
And for 250 years, they sharpened their teeth in the Demon Realm.
The two arms they had at the time had increased to six.
His magic power was beyond imagination.
Now…….
If he met the black dragon again, he was confident that he would not be afraid and run away like then.
No!
He would definitely win.
With that confidence, he crossed the portal and descended into the human realm.
But instead of the black dragon he had hoped to avenge, a human kept lingering in front of him.
He doesn’t die easily either.
He was really annoyed, so he tried to kill him with all his might…….
The energy he felt from him changed drastically.
What should he say?
It felt like a hornet was coming and going in front of his eyes, not an ant.
Instinct whispered.
Don’t underestimate him just because he’s human.
Think about the black dragon later.
Focus on that trash-like human now.
Yes. That’s right.
Focus on that human in front of him.
He’ll finish him off in one shot.
“Yuksal Gwangpo [Six Destruction Light Burst].”
John Kka’s six palms meet. Different massive forces gather into one, forming a small dot.
A flash of light burst out and was fired at Legion.
Legion also noticed that it was a very dangerous attack. If he hadn’t achieved the 4th Seongjing [a level of spiritual enlightenment], he wouldn’t have even seen that light.
But now, the world flowed too slowly in Legion’s eyes.
It was the same now.
He dodged the Demon King’s flash by simply tilting his head slightly.
Kukukuku Kwakwang!
The flash struck Count Annabelle’s castle directly.
A huge explosion occurred. Count Annabelle’s castle, which was as large as the royal palace in Poman, was evaporated without a trace by the high heat of tens of thousands of degrees.
Numerous people were still hiding inside the castle, trembling with fear.
Legion couldn’t even guess how many people were hiding.
They couldn’t even scream. Because everything disappeared in an instant.
It was an unimaginable energy.
“You… you’re dead.”
Legion’s eyes turned cold.
“Yuksal Gwangpo!”
The Demon King fired the ultra-high-temperature energy once again.
It was an energy that surpassed the dragon’s breath. If he dodged it, half of the city behind Legion could be blown away. Tens of thousands of lives would disappear like gnats.
If he put up a barrier, he would live.
If he used his maximum magic power, he could protect John Wick and the knights.
He was a little worried about the aging Baserabap.
What about Mammon?
“Hey, you son of a bitch. Hit me more. Hit me more, you bastard. Hey, hey, do you think I’ll die with just that? I won’t die? Why? Because I’m a Lich. Bastard, are you scared? Why aren’t you looking at me?”
It seems like he can just leave that bastard alone.
He doesn’t want to care whether he lives or dies.
Then what about the city’s citizens?
Ah, what to do?
Legion’s face hardened.
If he fired that flash in succession, even he, who had awakened with the 4th Seongjing, would not be able to block it all.
Ancient Dragon’s breath-level energy.
No matter how strong he had become, it was impossible to avoid it, let alone block it all.
-Shall I make it possible?
It was then.
Someone whispered in Legion’s ear.
-Huh?
Mark seemed surprised too.
It was a voice he had never heard before.
What should he say?
It sounded like a slightly young girl’s voice.
Who are you? Who are you?
Legion asked.
-Oh! Now I can hear my voice! There was no response when I shouted so much. Is it thanks to the 4th Seongjing? As expected, a man only comes to his senses when another hair grows on his dick.
What nonsense.
Who the hell are you?
-I am the strongest staff in history. The ego inside it.
The strongest staff in history?
-That’s right.
It was an ego staff?
-That’s right.
I had no idea.
-Because you couldn’t hear me at all.
Why?
-How would I know? You closed your ears, closed your heart, and covered your eyes, so you couldn’t hear my voice. Can you see the spirits?
What spirits?
-Haha, that’s good. It’s a relief. Even if you can’t see the spirits, it seems you can hear me.
The strongest staff in history stroked its chest. There were swarms of spirits of curse around that blocked Legion.
In particular, the Spirit King of Curse had taken a seat on Legion’s shoulder and was sticking to him.
Look, look. He’s yawning long.
Shut up. How dare an ego evaluate me? I won’t give up. Someday I will make a contract with Legion. I must create a human who can gather all the misfortunes of the world.
The Spirit King of Curse seemed to be planning to stick to Legion until the end of his life and not fall off.
Whatever.
Since Legion can’t see it, let’s not worry about it.
Let’s make a contract quickly while you can hear me.
-Now, let’s make a contract.
Do you know who you are?
-I just told you. The strongest staff in history.
Legion looked at the strongest staff in history he was holding in his hand.
He hit the Demon King once and it broke in half. It increased his magic power by 200 percent, but he used it more to hit bad kids.
It was so sturdy that his teeth didn’t even break.
But this time, it couldn’t withstand it and broke in half.
He was about to ask Bidet to repair it, but suddenly it started talking.
How should he understand this situation?
-Don’t think about it being broken. It hurts me a little too, but I’ll regenerate quickly. It’ll grow back in about 2 hours.
Legion narrowed his brows.
Is it a lizard?
The staff is growing back.
-Now, let’s make a contract quickly.
What do I believe in and make a contract with you?
Legion is well-versed in contracts. He knew more details than the lawyer in charge of the kingdom’s legal advice.
No one has ever broken a contract with him.
The contract was so perfect that there was no way out. The moment you stamp or sign, all contractors cannot escape from Legion’s palm.
There was no way that Legion would rashly make a contract.
Even the Spirit King of Curse has been working hard for years, but has not achieved any results.
Now, like a job seeker paying monthly rent, he was just sticking to Legion’s back and kicking out other approaching spirits.
Tell me 10 reasons why I should make a contract with you.
-What?
Why should I make a contract with you?
-You’re in danger.
Not at all. Can’t you feel it just by looking? I’ve surpassed even a superhuman now.
The staff was flustered.
As expected, this bastard is not easy. Negotiation even in a situation where every second is precious.
Suddenly, Legion remembered how he had properly stabbed Duke Trebia of the Neck House Kingdom, Red Dragon Preitia, and Don Dekman, one of the seven strongest in the kingdom, in the back of the head.
They are all difficult to deal with properly.
Their force is beyond imagination, and their thinking is extraordinary.
Legion deceived them all.
What’s even more frightening is that they still don’t know Legion’s identity.
The strict, real super-express Janus was running away to the end of the world with a money bag.
You shouldn’t speak carelessly to such a man. He was too happy that he could finally communicate. Let’s get our act together.
The staff took a deep breath and began to appeal to himself.
-If you make a contract with me, I can use 100 percent of my ability.
I’m not really dissatisfied now. No, actually, it’s become uncomfortable. Mark’s chatter is already annoying, but if you chatter along with him, I think I’ll suffer from insomnia and won’t be able to sleep.
Thinking about it, I think I’ll become seriously unhappy. Just go away. Or I’ll sell you cheap to someone else.
-Heok! What crazy nonsense are you talking about? I am the strongest staff in history. There is no staff with higher stats than me among the existing staffs.
That’s why I don’t need it much.
-In this state, you can only exert about 10 percent of your ability. If you make a contract with me, you can use 100 percent of it.
Can’t you understand? I don’t need it.
The staff seemed to be burning out. He surpasses legendary items.
No, he is comparable to God-level items. He shouldn’t be treated like this.
Nevertheless, Legion treated him as if he were selling a 10 gold cheap item at a department store.
His pride was hurt, but…….
Still, he has to make a contract with that guy.
This was a matter of pride as the strongest staff in history.
-I’m a transforming staff! Didn’t you know?
Transforming staff?
-That’s right! I can transform into any shape you want. Of course, once it is created, it is impossible to change it to another shape.
Only then did a smile appear on Legion’s face.
Transforming staff.
He had only seen it once.
Queen Sharonz of the Vampire Kingdom’s own brother.
Lucas’s transforming staff Cat Girl.
At the time, it was so shocking that he remembered being quite shocked. I wonder how Lucas is doing. I guess he’s still single since there’s no wedding invitation.
Thank God.
May hell unfold for all couples except me.
Anyway, it was also a staff he really wanted to have.
Really…….
Is it possible to transform into any form I want?
Legion swallowed hard and asked. The form he was thinking of was the most beautiful woman on the continent wearing a bikini.
Ah! Just thinking about it makes me feel good.
-Of course! Any form!
Any form, huh.
Hehehehe.