My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 10

Chapter 9 – Becoming the Academy’s Onahole Man! (2)

To talk to her here?

I can already hear the whispers behind my back about who ordered the ‘Onahole Man & Onahole Princess’ set menu.

Well, I don’t care. I’ve already revealed my talent as an ‘Onahole Collector,’ so I have no reputation to protect.

But she has a lot to lose.

Her ears are as red as lava. As I keep staring, they’re getting redder in real-time.

“…Okay.”

After leaving the Academy and reaching a place where students were sparse, Yuuna spoke first.

“I’m sorry about earlier.”

“About what?”

“Because I ran away, your talent looked ridiculous.”

Did she endure the humiliation of being bundled into a set menu just to apologize for that?

But if my friend’s awakened ability was Onahole Collector, I would have laughed too.

I didn’t even take her running away to heart.

“It’s okay to laugh. It is ridiculous, after all.”

“It’s not! Any talent can get better if you nurture it well. Unlike that bastard, Dihirit.”

“Is that why you waited for me?”

Nod, nod.

Yuuna explained the reason she mustered her courage.

“I felt like I wouldn’t be able to say it if today passed.”

Well, probably.

“So, I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay. I wasn’t hurt. That Dihirit? I didn’t even care what he said.”

I only just learned his name was Dihirit.

“You were the bravest one there, you know?”

“I just didn’t know any better…”

“I was touched.”

“D-Don’t embarrass me!”

Oh, this is a good atmosphere.

The desire to be in a relationship is bubbling up.

…That’s right! This is what I wanted!

I wanted to get away from boob jobs and onaholes.

“Kim Sanghyuk. You’ve changed a lot from before, haven’t you?”

“I hear that a lot.”

And I’ll continue to hear it in the future.

Yuuna pats me on the back and smiles brightly.

“Come to the Academy often!”

It was a classmate moment, worrying about a student who refuses to go to school.

[「Onahole Aptitude Appraisal」 activated]

Ah! Wait a minute!

Stop!! Don’t show it to me!

[Nakamori Yuuna]

[Capture Difficulty – C (Strikethrough) None] [Onahole Aptitude A]

[Virgin] [Underwear – White panties that accentuate the V-line]

[Onahole Trait (★) – National Erection Alert! A vibrant onahole that endlessly invigorates your energy♡]

[F Class President. Likes to take care of others and can’t stand injustice, with honest emotional expressions! Her lively charm stands out, and her smile is her attractive point. Bigger chest than expected]

‘I didn’t really want to know…’

Whether it’s her underwear or whatever.

I didn’t want to see the onahole aptitude of a girl I’m seeing for the first time because it’s too sacred…

Why don’t the creators of dating sims [dating simulation games] know that the ‘mystery’ of the opposite sex is really important?

‘By the way, invigorates your energy…? How much?’

If Hena is a body that drains energy, is Yuuna the opposite…?

A body that makes you want to do it over and over again?

I felt like I would get an erection in front of Yuuna if I let my guard down.

“…Did you use a skill on me?”

Huh. Was I caught?

“What is it? What is it, what is it?”

Yuuna came closer to me.

“A new skill you learned, right? That one!”

“…Onahole Aptitude Appraisal.”

“Onaho… Pfft! Wait! Why are you using that on me?!”

“I didn’t mean to.”

“You can’t get anything from using that on people. You idiot.”

“…”

Yuuna’s eyes gradually became strange.

“…You didn’t get anything, right?”

“Well…”

…What should I say?

While I was worrying, having entered a section where I couldn’t be honest anymore,

Yuuna kept pressing me.

“What’s my aptitude? It’s not D-grade, is it?”

It seems like D-grade is an object of hatred everywhere.

“A-grade.”

“…Again?”

“It said… an onahole with a lively charm…”

I said it.

The atmosphere suddenly becomes strange.

“It’s better than a low grade… right…?”

“Um… maybe.”

“…Ah! It doesn’t mean I’ll be your onahole, so don’t get the wrong idea!”

I didn’t have such a cheerful, crazy delusion…

“It’s just that the skill activated on its own.”

Maybe it’s reacting to heroines.

“I guess it’s impossible to have a respectable job with a talent like this.”

“No, why are you saying such sad things…”

“Sorry. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.”

“I’m okay. It’s not like you meant it in a bad way, so what! I feel like I’ve gained something because I found out about a talent I didn’t even know I had, that I’m A-grade!”

It was a smile like sunshine, really invigorating.

Yuuna grabs me as she’s about to leave.

“Wait!”

“Huh?”

“There’s a gravity wave ahead!”

Gravity wave?

Certainly, the area in front of us was strangely distorted. Like some kind of lens refraction effect.

Is this what they call a ‘gravity wave’…

According to the wiki, localized abnormal gravity waves are observed in areas where dungeons appear. It was amazing to actually see it.

[「Insight・Hong」 activated]

[D-grade Dungeon]

[#3319. Goblin Tribe] [Rarity D] [Reward D] [Anomaly D]

[No maximum participant limit]

“…A D-grade dungeon.”

“Oh. You knew just by looking at the gravity wave? You’ve been studying hard, huh?”

‘No…’

I couldn’t exactly say it’s thanks to the goddess’s special skill, so I kept quiet.

“If it’s a white wave pattern abnormal gravity wave, it seems like we can solve it ourselves without any problems.”

“Without reporting it?”

I thought the basic rule was to report it if you find a dungeon outside the Academy.

In the wiki.

“We should take it! It’s a chance to earn coins.”

It seems like just taking it is the best.

Yuuna grabs my hand tightly and pulls me along. Still with a refreshing smile on her face.

“I’ll see if your talent is useful, so let’s go together!”

[Participating in Dungeon]

[Participants – Nakamori Yuuna, Kim Sanghyuk]

…It’s like a date invitation.

Led by Yuuna, who’s like she’s asking me to go to an amusement park, I step into the abnormal gravity wave.

It was dizzying when all the surrounding scenery was distorted, and when I opened my eyes, it was a forest.

“Yuuna!?”

“I’m here.”

Yuuna was right next to me.

She had drawn her sword and was already in battle stance.

“Surprised? I guess it really is D-grade?”

Her tone was slightly insulting.

Right, this is my first time in a dungeon.

“If you’re a student at Essol Academy, you shouldn’t be intimidated by this much.”

“You seem to have been here a lot?”

“Of course. I’m a B-grade hunter. Just trust this big sister and follow me.”

B-grade.

I don’t know if I should be surprised because of the feeling the letter B gives.

What’s certain is that the combination of a school uniform and a blade is something you’d only see in a B-grade movie.

And…

Maybe it’s because the actress is pretty, but it suits her amazingly well.

“Why are you staring blankly?”

“I’ll trust my big sister and follow you.”

“…N-No, I was joking. Don’t take it seriously!”

“But I don’t think I’ll be helpful with my talent.”

“You never know what kind of clues you might get.”

Yuuna said, looking around.

“The fastest time to grow is when you awaken your talent.”

Does that mean I should develop a combat method using onaholes…?

‘I have no idea at all.’

I decided to follow Yuuna for now.

‘I guess the bike couldn’t come with us…’

My belongings… thankfully, my smartphone is still here.

But it doesn’t work here.

It’s not ‘out of service area,’ it literally doesn’t work.

“Why is it doing this?”

“You really don’t know anything, do you?”

“…Will the A-grade onahole teacher who knows a lot teach me?”

“…Pfft. Are you offended?”

Knowing that there was no malice, I joked back.

Yuuna was chuckling as if she was enjoying the situation.

“The more complex the machinery, the easier it breaks down inside the dungeon.”

“Complex machinery… the standard is ambiguous.”

A smartphone is definitely complex machinery.

“Then what about guns?”

“Guns also break down. Unless it’s a small pistol, small firearms have at least a 5% chance of breaking down.”

5%…?

Does that mean there’s a 5% chance of a jam or something if you shoot?

‘It’s like a space where certain rules are enforced.’

Like the world inside a game.

…A game within a game?

“A single sword is enough here. Let’s go.”

…Heh.

Isekai Academy [academy in another world] students live spectacularly. Even their lines are extraordinary.

Even I, who served in the military, am thrilled.

‘I can’t lose either.’

Yuuna soon discovered a village where goblins lived in groups.

The number is… about twenty?

[「Insight・Hong」 activated]

[Goblin] [D]

[A stupid demihuman monster. The weakest of the beast’s kin]

‘Is that guy the boss?’

[Goblin Chieftain] [D+]

[The leader who leads the stupid demihuman monsters]

“I’ll take care of that side. Can you handle about 5 on the opposite side, Sanghyuk?”

“…”

I’ve never done it before.

But if I said I couldn’t handle small monsters that don’t even reach my waist.

「Aww, it’s okay~ This big sister will take care of everything, so our Sanghyuk can just wait while sucking his thumb~?」

…

That doesn’t sound too bad either.

I felt like I had to show something.

“I can.”

“If it’s too hard, just stall for time. It’ll probably take… 1 minute!”

Ooh.

Yuuna rushed out first.

“Kee-ack!?”

“Keke-keck!”

“Kweeek! Kweee!”

I wondered if it was okay to draw attention like that all at once.

Before the goblins could even approach, Yuuna swung her sword greatly and slashed.

I was surprised to see her scattering something like sword energy.

‘Is that an attack skill?’

My eyes read Yuuna’s skills on their own.

[Surprise Slash]

[C-grade Attack Skill]

[Power C Range C First Strike Bonus +1]

‘…I want something like that too.’

Come to think of it, I also had something that could be called an attack skill.

[Personality Excretion]

Should I try it out? It seems like it’s okay to do anything to these ugly monsters.

“Dopita! Dopita!”

Swish!

I threw a stone at the group of goblins trying to target Yuuna’s back.

“Keee-ack!”

“Kweeek! Kweee!”

“I’ll take care of you guys.”

I gave a cool line and took a stance.

Then the goblins widened their eyes and took out their blades.

‘Huh?’

Those sharp weapons might be a little scary?

As I took a step back, the goblins screamed and rushed at me.

Oh well!

“Personality Excretion!!”

[Personality Excretion activated]

Take this, the unprecedented attack skill!

「Personality Excretion」

Thwack!!

The goblin that was hit by my kick fell straight down and couldn’t move.

‘Oh. It’s effective?’

Was it a martial arts skill?

If so! Even more actively!

“Per!! Sonality Excretion!”

Thwack!!

“Sonality! Excretion!”

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

I actively used 「Personality Excretion」 to knock down the goblins one by one.

One-hit kill. It was an amazing destructive power.

The goblins that seemed to have just fallen after being hit once couldn’t move as if they were paralyzed.

‘What. I’m pretty good?’

As expected, it works well because it’s an attack skill given by the goddess.

…I don’t know what this has to do with ‘Onahole Collector,’ though.

[Acquired skill 『Become an Onahole!!』!]

[Acquired skill 『Onahole Touch』!]

[Acquired skill 『Onahole Inventory』!]

…Yuuna was right.

The fastest growth is after talent awakening.

But all of them are dizzying skills.

『Become an Onahole!!』Turns the target’s personality or body into an onahole. Remains forever unless canceled

『Onahole Touch』Increases the happiness of the onahole (forcibly) with a soft touch

『Onahole Inventory』A sub-inventory that can store onaholes infinitely. Cleanliness is automatically maintained, and the holes are always kept at the right temperature.

…Hmm.

While I was quietly looking at the onahole build’s three utility skills,

Yuuna, who had finished cleaning up the surroundings, walked over.

“Kim Sanghyuk. Did you see? My awesome performance!”

“…Y-Yeah. I saw it.”

“You learned a new skill? Wow. You’re really fast. You might have talent.”

“I do have talent… the problem is that my talent is Onahole Collector.”

“Chuckles…”

Now, my talent, which had made her so ashamed that she wanted to run away,

Seemed to have settled in as a comfortable humor code. Intimacy is so important.

“Try using it once. I’ll be your test subject.”

“That’s a big deal.”

Use 「Become an Onahole」 on you? I don’t want to imagine what would happen.

“Then on a goblin?”

I hate that even more…

But since they’re guys I don’t care about what happens to them, it might be worth trying.

That’s when it happened.

Something rustled under the grass and rose up.

It was…

[Goblin’s Excreted Personality]

[Goblin’s Excreted Personality]

[Goblin’s Excreted Personality]

It was like a slime.