My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 100

Chapter 99 – The President’s Burning Heart

‘I told him to only use it under my supervision…!’

He’s an incorrigible pervert.

Everything else was great, except for that.

Isabella, a master of martial arts, especially praised the build-up before the close combat.

He created the impression that he was 「weak in close combat」, hastily made it, and skillfully demonstrated his martial arts skills, which could be considered his secondary specialty, at the most crucial moment.

Furthermore, when Nika, who possessed the 「Elasticity」 talent, staggered after taking a few hits to the stomach, corporate scouts were genuinely surprised this time.

“Find Kim Sang-hyuk’s database! Quickly!”

“Is there anything coming up?”

“What kind of talent is Personality Excretion?”

Seridwen looked at Kim Sang-hyuk with adoring eyes,
smiling beautifully as if she had thought of a funny joke that only she knew.

“Hehe.”

“Teacher, this is not the time to laugh. That guy is so confidently…”

“What’s with shouting out the skill name? How cute~”.

It was strange.

……The women were laughing at the unpleasant wording of 「Uterus Punch」.

Male students might feel it’s a bit unfair, but what can you do when the situation is already cheerful?

No one is willing to take issue with Kim Sang-hyuk’s serious Uterus Punch shout.

Since Seridwen was even laughing, it was a confirmed liking.

Isabella was a bit bitter.

‘Kim Sang-hyuk… what are you thinking?’

「Personality Excretion」 is a vulgar and gloomy power.

She was more worried because she had directly witnessed the great disaster—the excretion site.

However, Kim Sang-hyuk was just moving forward honestly.

Isabella doesn’t know it well, but Kim Sang-hyuk’s escape route has always been like that.

When he was falsely accused of being a pervert by Stella, he faced it head-on with a sincere wrestling battle.

Even if his main skill is Personality Excretion, he shouts it out confidently with the sensibility of a shonen manga [Japanese comics/graphic novels].

He honestly reveals that his talent is 「Onahole Collector」.

Isabella suddenly recalled the conversation she had with him.

Back then, when she was forcing him to excrete Kushina…

「Let me ask you one thing. Could the President do it?」

I can do it.

She remembers answering that.

Even if my talent was dancing ridiculously, I would have done it.

But could I have done 「that much」?

If you ask if I could shake my butt while saying ‘Isabella’s ridiculous dance!’, I honestly don’t have the confidence.

「Not just anyone can do that. President.」

‘That’s right. Kim Sang-hyuk.’

Isabella thought.

‘Your confident Personality Excretion is not something anyone can do either.’

The inter-school exchange match flows like watching a popular sport. The cheers of the actual students are mixed in.

Exciting events are happening one after another in various places, and the protagonist is Kim Sang-hyuk.

Everyone is enjoying watching the content without taking their eyes off it.

“Hilaria is coming out!”

“Adjust the coordinates, zoom in!”

The face of a beautiful red-haired female warrior, smiling arrogantly while hanging from a cliff, is zoomed in on the screen.

“She’s been waiting while hanging from the cliff until now?”

“Amazing. A freshman this year!”

“She could come straight to the 3rd grade level, right?”

Isabella whispered to Evangeline.

“Hilaria? Who is she?”

“She’s the one who became the world bouldering champion hosted by the Hunter Association when she was in middle school. Her talent is 「Climbing」.”

“Climbing?”

“She also filmed a video of herself sleeping while hanging on a fingernail-sized gap with one finger, which got 30 million views.”

It was a good ability that could go well with a weapon-type masterpiece. She’s definitely a special freshman prospect.

The Necromancer 「Kibele」 also has the necromantic talent to create her own legion by using the lives of the dead as tokens, and many scouts think that she will become the highest value among the freshmen when she grows up.

“We just need the Sword Saint’s daughter to come out!”

“Is Quintia not there?”

Quintia was a person Isabella knew well.

Quintia, who resembles her mother, the Sword Saint, in her childhood, and is showing off even more outstanding talent than the Sword Saint at that time.

Her value is already said to be over 100 million coins.

The fact that she didn’t appear on the screen means that she is likely performing other missions somewhere.

“Teacher, hasn’t Quintia come out yet?”

“She’ll come out last.”

“I talked to the owner of the territory, and they said it’s hard to balance Quintia.”

“…Is that so?”

It’s like the external god is a KakaoTalk [South Korean messaging app] friend.

Anyway, if this is a balanced situation, then the core of the rebels is Kim Sang-hyuk, no matter what anyone says.

But…

‘Are you really going to do it? Kim Sang-hyuk.’

Isabella knows very well that the pervert’s main skill is Personality Excretion.

She’s not going to tell the student council president to do nothing when the opponent is charging with swords and spears.

However…

Is it okay to reveal it without hiding?

How will the world look at it?

Kim Sang-hyuk might be pointed at and expelled from the academy.

However.

“Personality Excretion!!”

As if it didn’t matter, Kim Sang-hyuk shouted coolly on the screen!

“Smash!!”

“Ggeugik?!”

Seridwen smiles happily.

He’s seriously doing Personality Excretion, Personality Excretion.

People can’t help but laugh at his natural clownish behavior.

Somehow, Isabella felt like her expression was about to crumble.

‘…I am the last bit of face the academy has left.’

It’s a strange sight that the twin sisters, who are not only unique in their battle cries but are also actually strong against attacks, are at a loss after taking a punch.

Scouts were also busy taking notes.

“I can’t see it, but it seems like there’s something there?”

“He has a variety of useful skills.”

“Is it a hybrid style that also uses magic?”

The scouts’ eyes are sharp.

No one knew exactly that 「Transparent Onahole」 Kushina was interfering in the battle,

but everyone is now realizing that Kim Sang-hyuk had been hiding his skills to the point where he could face off against A-class twin sisters until today.

“President, look at this. The number of viewers on the official channel’s streaming is 20 times higher than usual.”

“This quarter was the most successful.”

Evangeline’s phone, which she showed to the president, shows the current public opinion.

– 「Kim Sang-hyuk is the cheapest right now」

– Common D-class in academies these days ㄷㄷ

– Is there a spot left for Kim Sang-hyuk’s girlfriend?

“The bulletin board is hot!”

“……”

“President?”

“…It’s getting too overheated.”

Regardless of whether to hide 「Personality Excretion」 or not, he is getting too much attention from too many people.

“What’s the problem?”

“All these cheers might turn into criticism and finger-pointing towards the academy.”

Kim Sang-hyuk is now determined.

This is because the twin sisters did not give up even after the appetizer Personality Excretion punch.

Isabella has also experienced the 「appetizer」.

Just imagining the twin sisters getting hit by Sang-hyuk’s sincere excretion punch, Isabella felt her uterus tightening as she remembered the sensation of that day.

‘Don’t do it. Kim Sang-hyuk.’

All the cheers will turn into criticism.

“Onahole Collector Kim Sang-hyuk, let’s have a match with us sisters!”

“A match with our honor at stake!”

Kim Sang-hyuk in serious mode slowly walks forward.

Suddenly, a flash of light ‘bursts’ out, and the twin sisters, who were running in a straight line, stop in their tracks.

In that fatal gap,

“Personality Excretion Smash!!”

Kim Sang-hyuk’s body blow, loaded with his weight, explodes on the twin sisters’ stomachs.

“Eung-oook!!”

A beast-like scream, as if giving up everything, fills the screen.

Twitch.

Isabella unknowingly tightened her butt slightly.

Pretending to be a natural Kegel exercise…

The sight of Sanbika leaking and squeezing out jelly,

ended up being broadcast live.

It didn’t end there.

Kim Sang-hyuk’s 「Personality Excretion Moonlight」

Moonlight rubber bullets explode on Kannika’s stomach.

Kannika also lifts her butt up and squirts out jelly that shines like jewels like rice cakes.

The sound was too small to be captured, but the scene of him putting his foot on her butt and making her squirt more, as if to confirm, was all captured on the screen.

Isabella felt dizzy.

The situation is different now from when she said that she would just eliminate him if he turned into a villain.

If Kim Sang-hyuk does that, she, as the supervisor, will have to take responsibility.

“Watch comfortably. It was going to be revealed someday.”

Seridwen said.

“It’s too early. The interest is too high.”

“Most bad things look bigger because of worry.”

Isabella just hoped that Kim Sang-hyuk wouldn’t turn black and transform into the worst villain on earth.

“President! Sang-hyuk is trending in real-time!”

Isabella tightly closed her eyes.

The 「Villain Hyuk」 in her imagination presumptuously pushes the student council president against the wall, pressing down on her stomach and saying.

「What color is the noble student council president’s jelly?」

「Kuh… Don’t… press my stomach… Heuk… Stop it… I trusted you…」

「I have to show you… Isabella…」

……

Suddenly, she felt like she had a shameful imagination, and she shook her head in embarrassment.

…There’s no way I would lose to villain Kim Sang-hyuk, even if it were just in case.

“…What’s the reaction? Is he confirmed as a villain?”

Evangeline tilted her head.

“Academy Jelly Boy? That’s what they’re saying?”

The word that the public picked instead of 「Onahole Man」 was, a harmless and playful nickname, Jelly Boy.

Academy Jelly Boy Kim Sang-hyuk.

He’s becoming a hot topic not only for his handsome face but also for his unique abilities…

Nutrient-less articles churned out in 1 minute are going rampant.

The public opinion was surprisingly favorable.

It was something Isabella didn’t expect either. Who knew that Personality Excretion would satisfy the public’s fickle taste?

“He’s the number one trending topic. Academy Jelly Boy! The reaction is also favorable.”

“Is that so?”

Isabella was somehow relieved.

“Did you do something, Teacher?”

“Me? Why?”

“I heard that you are working hard to protect Kim Sang-hyuk’s academy life.”

“It’s strange for me to block him from getting attention or getting tired from what he did himself.”

That’s also true.

“Ask. It looks like the culprit is coming now.”

Wilhelm, the chairman of Etssol Academy, approached the student council president and Seridwen.

“Chairman?”

“I immediately released the response team. His video of hero activities has also been uploaded.”

“……”

“The editing was appropriate.”

Image manipulation.

Before negative public opinion spreads, they spread the video of 「Onahole Man」, to give him the image of a fresh rookie hero attending the academy.

Kim Sang-hyuk’s Personality Excretion is packaged as 「pleasant hero activities」 of a handsome and decent male student who accidentally gained a vulgar ability.

“If you get any questions, Isabella, please. You have to let them know that you have a tight grip on the reins.”

“Yes. I understand.”

Now, there’s no choice but to pretend that he was under thorough supervision.

It was a necessary lie for the academy’s circumstances.

“It’s a relief that he gained a pleasant image. It was easy to bring him in that direction.”

Evangeline giggles.

“Sang-hyuk is so handsome!”

“…The fact that this ability is getting support from women is the most unexpected part.”

Is it that as long as he’s handsome, it doesn’t matter if his ability is Personality Excretion?

Isabella sighed in disbelief, but she was somehow relieved.

She was relieved, but she became resentful.

I told him to only use Personality Excretion when I’m supervising,

but he couldn’t stand it and used it on a female student!?

‘…I’ll see you after this, Kim Sang-hyuk.’

Isabella glared at Kim Sang-hyuk on the screen with her pretty eyes sharply raised.