My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 101

Chapter 100 – Gum-Gum Gatling

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[Crown Seeker Pt + 15]

Somehow, I ended up being in charge of the most important part of this mission: finding the crown.

The inside of the temple was one continuous path leading endlessly inward, with a new room appearing each time we crossed a threshold.

Overall, it was dark and gloomy like a tunnel, with weak lighting, so I figured there could be ambushes.

“Kushina, I’m counting on you.”

“Yes!”

I gave a hand signal to my invisible Onahole [A magically summoned being used for scouting and support, named after a suggestive term], Kushina, and put her in the lead.

Kushina, who could observe without anyone noticing, peeked her head out and wiggled her butt.

While she scouted the next room, I waited for a moment.

Kushina soon returned and whispered in my ear.

“Imperial soldiers are left behind to keep watch. Two on each side. Three above, one in the center.”

“Let’s go.”

There’s no time to hesitate.

I loaded the Benelli [A type of shotgun] with non-lethal rubber bullets and took a deep breath.

Matching Kushina’s entry timing, I threw a pebble inside.

Tap, tap-tap-tap…….

“What was that?”

“Who’s there!”

The moment the Imperial soldiers’ attention was drawn.

“Kushina, now!”

Flash!

Kushina’s 「Flash」 [A blinding magical ability] robbed everyone of their sight.

In that gap, I scanned the Imperial soldiers’ positions and shouldered the Benelli.

“Personality Emission [The protagonist’s unique ability to inflict personality changes on targets].”

I’ll target the leader girl first!

“Gum-Gum!”

I frantically pulled the Benelli’s trigger at a rate comparable to semi-automatic fire.

First, two shots into the stomach of the girl in the center!

“Kugh!!”

She was a squad member of Deehirit. Her name is Atali.

While rapidly pumping the action, I fired in a sweeping motion, quickly taking down the Imperial soldiers spread out widely on each side!

1 kill! 2 kills! 3 kills! 4 kills!!

“Gatling!!!”

Rain down, the rain of rubber bullets!

And the unavoidable power of Personality Emission!

“Kyak!”

“Ugh!”

“Ugh!”

The Imperial soldiers let out only short screams before collapsing, squirting out jelly [A substance produced by those affected by Personality Emission].

「Gum-Gum Gatling」 complete.

“Become an Onahole.”

[Ordinary Imperial Soldier Onahole]

[Soldier’s Onahole. The material is tough, and the protrusions are evenly spaced. Seems better than a ready-made product]

[Rarity D+]

[Clamping C Durability B Warmth C Reaction D]

[You have collected an Imperial Soldier Onahole!]

[Added to the Onahole Collection Encyclopedia]

[Strength + 3]

[Stamina + 3]

The Onahole collection bonus is always welcome.

It’s a great gain because it’s treated separately from level-up stats.

Atali, who remained without disappearing, reaffirmed that she was an Academy student, not an Imperial NPC [Non-player character].

“Raise your hand if you don’t want to become an Onahole.”

“Wh-what… Onahole?”

I aim my Glock [A type of pistol] and shout!

“Raise your hands!”

“I, I surrender!”

Atali hurriedly knelt and raised her hands like a child being punished.

That’s right. Good girl.

“How did a D-class Kim Sanghyuk get this far……”

“Use a Return Scroll and get out.”

“…….”

Atali stubbornly shut her mouth and resisted.

“You’re not leaving? Do you want to do a fantastic jelly show with your butt like twin sisters?!”

“Hic! I will, I will! Please…. Just not the butt jelly show…!”

Sob, sob!

Atali begged, rubbing her palms together in front of me.

“Sigh.”

I didn’t want to threaten her either.

However, shooting a female student with enhanced bullets wasn’t pleasant either, so I threatened her strongly.

Atali is eliminated from the inter-school competition.

[Strategic Victory Pt+5]

[Excellent Skill Pt+10]

[「Insight・Crimson」activated]

I’ll catch up in one fell swoop!

“Kushina, let’s go!”

“Yes!”

I brightly illuminated the inside of the dungeon, which lacked lighting, with the SureFire-equipped Glock [A pistol with a flashlight attachment] and advanced.

I discovered Deehirit in the narrow corridor passage inside the temple.

He was waiting for me.

“Deehirit Ade! Hands up, this is the FBI!”

“Damn it! What FBI, you Onahole collector Kim Sanghyuk!”

As I chased him down the long corridor, a pillar of fire suddenly soared up in front of me.

Kwaaaaa!

“Kugh!?”

This bastard!

“Are you trying to turn me into charcoal?!”

“It’s not enough firepower to become charcoal. Don’t exaggerate! You’ll only end up with blisters all over your body!”

“You really……!”

Should I ‘accidentally’ use Personality Emission on you?

I kneel and immediately pull the Glock towards Deehirit’s back!

Bang! Bang!

“Flame Barrier!!”

Deehirit skillfully concealed himself behind tombstones protruding like vertebrae in various places.

He obscured my vision with a flame barrier and ran.

Chasing after him and barging into the next room, a rain of fire poured down from the ceiling.

“Kugh!”

I jump and dodge.

“Kushina! Are you okay?”

“Yes, yes!”

But Kushina, you look quite hot.

The compatibility between the exhibitionist talent and this fire element talent is too bad.

I have to create an opening.

Deehirit was looking back at me, grinning with piles of fire in both hands.

“Come to think of it, there’s no reason for me to run away from a guy like you, right?”

“Hey, do you have bad memories of Onaholes or something?”

“This is a matter of honor. This academy is not a place for a half-wit like you to be!”

“Shall we duel without interference? Then?”

I put down my gun and asked.

“Man to man, 1 on 1. Let’s decide who’s on top.”

“Good!”

Deehirit Ade began to gather the power of fire.

“Kushina!”

Kushina quickly ran up and delivered a dropkick to Ade’s torso, who was casting.

“Eat this! Onahole Kick!”

“Keugh!?”

What 1 on 1!

I immediately ran up and stomped on Deehirit.

「Onahole Clone Fighting Technique」

Gang beating!

Thump! Thump!

“Keuk, ugh, ugh!?”

“I hate you too! Get hit a little!”

Thump! Thump! Thump thump!!

Deehirit was exposed to the indiscriminate assault of me and Kushina, curled up and screamed.

“You said 1 on 1, this is so cowardly…!”

“You were multiple people from the start!”

“Dragon Soar, Flame Pillar!”

Kushina and I dodge the pillar of fire and step back.

Deehirit, who had been beaten thoroughly, looked at us panting with swollen eyes.

“Use a Return Scroll.”

I aimed the Benelli and warned.

“The next bullet is 「Moonlight」 [A special type of rubber bullet].”

“I can’t accept it! You think I’d lose to a D-class Onahole collector? I am Deehirit Ade!”

“Then get some sleep.”

Just as I was about to make Deehirit retreat with the 「Moonlight Rubber Bullet」.

The familiar sensation of time stopping permeated my body.

Huh?

The Goddess of Eroge [A goddess associated with erotic games], En-chan?

Was this the timing for her appearance?

Just as I was about to shoulder the Benelli and finish coolly, the small blonde goddess peeked her head out.

“Sanghyuk-nim? Why aren’t you turning on Personality Emission?”

“Why should I turn it on? I can win without it.”

“It’s a waste. You could make Deehirit’s jelly into an Onahole.”

“…….”

What does that mean? Goddess?

“What am I supposed to do with it after making it into an Onahole……”

“Well~ you can sell it for a high price. As punishment for making Sanghyuk-nim suffer, a punishment of being used by monster penises until his personality becomes tattered……”

“Since when was 「Onahole Academy」 a gore game?! I don’t do such harsh things to classmates.”

“You can insert the emitted personality into a female Onahole-roid [A female android designed to be an Onahole] and subjugate them with the pleasure of a pussy?!”

“…….”

I put down my gun and was momentarily horrified.

Oh, Lord.

Have mercy on this lewd and corrupt soul.

That idea was enough for me, who had lived as an atheist all my life, to find God.

“I don’t want to do that to a being whose chromosomes are male.”

“Huh? If you only insert the personality into the Onahole-roid and turn it into a pussy, you can do plays like 「Why did I become a woman?」 「Ugh, I’ve come to like Sanghyuk’s dick」?”

“Ugh. Damn it! Don’t make me imagine it!!”

I cursed with genuine intensity for the first time in a while.

I wondered what that goddess was suddenly saying after appearing for the first time in a while!

Oh? Could it be….

“I wondered why I kept getting involved with male characters with bad tempers in the Eroge, could it be that you were trying to make me do such grotesque content?”

I sympathized with Deehirit for the first time.

“You can also modify the personality to make them think they were actually a woman……”

“Would I do such malicious content!”

En-chan clicked her tongue as if she didn’t know anything.

“You still haven’t shed the shell of pure love? Sanghyuk-nim. You’re trembling at such mild play.”

“I haven’t shed the shell of a human being!”

“Ehh~. Making men into pussies and making them dick-submissive is also subtly delicious….”

“That’s probably because you’re a woman……”

I honestly feel disgusted just imagining it.

“I’m heterosexual, so that content is a no-go.”

“Even if a gangster puts a gun to your head and says 「If you don’t turn Deehirit into a pussy and fuck him, I’ll shoot」?”

“Would there be such a gangster?”

“Tch. Sanghyuk-nim’s jelly usage is too clean. Are you only satisfied with watching female students squirting jelly?”

Satisfied?

It’s already too stimulating…….

Even a blonde beauty sticking out her fair butt and rolling her eyes back while squirting jelly.

It’s already stimulating enough.

“Strictly speaking, it’s not like I’m just watching, right.”

“It would be really nice if you could do various things more diversely~.”

“Stop giving instructions and go in. You rascal.”

“Don’t forget that fellatio and immediate shameless breeding are always available anywhere?”

“…….”

Just when I’m about to forget, that girl.

“You can immediately Get her pretty pussy? You know?”

“Before I use it on you, go.”

“Kya~~!”

Time stop is released.

Before other thoughts come to mind, I immediately shot a Moonlight rubber bullet into Deehirit’s thigh.

Thump!!

“Kyak!!”

His thigh veins might have all burst.

Deehirit collapses with a tremendous sound.

“I won. Deehirit.”

“Damn it. Damn it…!!”

Deehirit punched the floor with his fist as if he was resentful.

In the world of men, this is enough. What.

This guy will have come to his senses too.

It must have hurt like hell for the price of his abusive language.

Leaving Deehirit, who was drooling and panting in pain, I ran to find the crown.

Fortunately, the rebel NPCs were protecting the crown without a single scratch.

“Olaf!”

“Oh. Brother, you’ve come? Look what we’ve found.”

[Crown Acquisition Pt + 100]

[Queen’s Crown Acquisition Complete]

It’s a pretty tiara studded with countless jewels.

I carefully lifted it up so it wouldn’t get damaged.

[Dungeon Clear!]

[The rebels have obtained the crown!]

“Carry!”

“Kya~!”

Clap!

I share a high-five of joy with Kushina.

“Is it over here?”

“Let’s go clean up the remaining Imperial soldiers.”

Our invisible Onahole is very helpful.

Kushina smiled bashfully as if she had read my eyes.

“If I seem helpful, will you give me a lot of monster energy drinks?”

“How long has it been since I bought you agility?”

“Aang~ Master~. I’ll become a more useful Onahole~.”

“Let’s go finish up!”

I crammed Kushina into the Ona-ben [Presumably a container or device used to store the Onahole].