My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 103

Chapter 102 – King God Emperor Kim Sang-hyuk

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“Stella?”

While yelling “Gum-Gum Pistol” amidst the blizzard in the snowfield, I run into my blonde little sister.

“Ah, big brother!”

“Uh-oh. Don’t come closer. Are you with the Imperial Army?”

“I’m on big brother’s side!”

“Oh, really? Are you going to use your… feminine wiles?”

At the words ‘feminine wiles,’ Stella raises both hands in a gesture of surrender and laughs cheerfully.

“I’m independent! Didn’t you see me catching the Imperial soldiers?”

“True Queen, what should we do?”

Sol-i pondered, resting her chin on her hand.

Fzzzt.

“If you don’t accept me, I’m going to cause a ruckus. Isolde!”

Uh-oh. Is this girl trying to become a Pikachu, the electric mouse Pokémon?

It’s not as refined as Serena’s way of participating, but how can I not find my little sister adorable when she insists on being on my side no matter what?

I think they’re both so lovely.

Serena, who is in a different faction but whose brother-sister bond is stronger.

And Stella, who just shouts that she’ll always be on my side.

Their ways of expressing love and their personalities are different, but I like them both anyway.

“Stella, you should at least pretend to act! Are you just going to whine to be accepted?”

Isolde said.

“An A-class mage is offering to help; you should accept it gratefully.”

…I think I know why Stella doesn’t have any friends.

Sol-i seemed to understand.

Thank you, Sol-ah.

“…By the power of the True Queen, I accept you into the rebel faction.”

Whoosh!

Stella immediately hugged me.

Since the snowfield background is being dismantled, the surviving Imperial soldiers don’t really show any hostility.

Kibele was the same.

“Aren’t you going to finish it?”

“Me?”

I stroked Stella’s hair and answered the question from the bespectacled junior I was seeing for the first time.

“It’d be nice if we could all do it together. Fighting even while the dungeon is being dismantled is too tiring.”

It’s not as urgent as it was before.

Hilla thumped me hard on the back.

“The intention is good, but the follow-through is a bit… 「Tiring」 is so beta-male, Mr. President.”

“Beta-male, you say….”

This junior is really unreserved.

When you came in thumping me like that, I thought you were a close same-sex friend….

“Anyway… thank you.”

Kibele bowed her head. To me.

“What? I didn’t attack either?”

“I knew from the start that you weren’t that type. Nothing to be surprised about.”

“Hehe. Compliments are always nice.”

Judging by the nuance, it seems like Hilla implied that I’m simple.

Anyway, the surviving academy students move to a neutral zone before moving on to the next stage.

[Welcome to Neutral Zone B-30322]

[Authorization Granted – N]

Huh?

Was the neutral zone originally like this? When I came after finishing 1R [first round], it was a completely monochrome space.

Now the sky is blue, and the temperature is just right…….

Really, the optimal weather that seems impossible without a simulation greeted us.

The warm sunlight seems to soak into my body, reminding me of how cold it was until now.

Everyone dusts the snow off their uniforms and looks around.

‘A village……?’

It was a small village with a large tree growing in the center.

The background of the 「Inter-Academy Exchange」 was a fantasy world that didn’t stray far from the Middle Ages, but this is different again. It’s a bit ambiguous to call it completely modern. It’s like a set created to film a slightly old street.

There are many houses, but it didn’t seem like people were living there.

“What is it?”

Am I the only one who’s never been to a place like this?

Considering that, everyone else also looks around, seeming unfamiliar with the place.

I waited for some explanation to come out, and then the blonde goddess peeked her head out, stopping time.

It was N-chan, making her second appearance today.

“N?”

“This is a rest area. I’ve unlocked a nice place.”

“……No other intentions?”

“Oh, come on. I just want Sang-hyuk to enjoy the world of 「Ona-Aca」 a little more comfortably. You know that, right?”

Hmm…….

It looks like a harmless space, so I don’t think any demons will appear or anything.

In fact, N just wants me to play mindlessly. She has a… let’s just say, *unique* perspective that makes her freak out if I even eat something similar to sweet potato.

“When did you start lecturing me to treat the jellies more roughly?”

“Ah, that’s….”

N fidgeted with her fingers.

“Looking back, I think I was presumptuous this time……. I wanted to apologize….”

“……Huh?”

You deployed a rest area to apologize for lecturing me just now?

“It’s not like you being presumptuous is a one- or two-day thing.”

“Mmph…….”

I know what you mean.

“Um, I like Sang-hyuk’s play style. I hope you don’t misunderstand that part. Having sex with your little sister’s friend in the tent was also super hot….”

“……Oh, okay.”

It becomes an awkward atmosphere.

It’s a bit embarrassing to bring up past sex stories. Where is this girl watching from?

“…I’m a little dissatisfied that you didn’t pin down Sarika, who was trying to preserve her virginity, and punish her with a breeding press….”

“Pfft.”

I knew it.

If she doesn’t give her perverted feedback, she’s not N.

“Why are you laughing…!? Sang-hyuk!”

“I know how you feel. That’s why I find you cute.”

“Ugh…….”

N-chan is just a pervert. She’s not a goddess who forces me to do things I hate.

Not forcing… more like strongly recommending?

N-chan often gives me perverted inspiration.

“I want to see more…. Sang-hyuk’s perverted sex that inspires me….”

“…….”

Why do I suddenly feel so touched…?

Seeing N being shy made me smile without realizing it.

Yeah.

“We inspire each other.”

“…That’s right!”

“But if you’re such a perverted goddess, you must have seen a lot of that stuff.”

“Have you ever seen anything like that, Sang-hyuk?”

“Me…?”

Well, in porn…….

No. I knew exactly what N was talking about.

“I’ve never seen heroines that pretty gasping for air to that extent.”

“…That’s exactly it. I’ve never seen it either. And I’m not a man….”

Looking back…… (New) Sang-hyuk’s appearance, charming women with cheat codes and knocking them down with his dick,

Is the result of a coincidence.

A monster alpha male born from the desire to somehow fix things when N accidentally summoned me.

That is me.

It’s a bit of a disconnect that Kim Sang-hyuk, a pure love maniac, is inside that shell, which is neither alpha male nor anything else.

“What was 「Ona-Aca」 originally like?”

“「Ona-Aca」 was a simulation game with a difficult 攻略 [strategy/walkthrough] difficulty……. The protagonist’s physical abilities weren’t as amazing as they are now, and he didn’t have infinite stamina….”

“How did it even get called an erotic game?”

Isn’t infinite stamina a basic requirement?

“…….”

N-chan seemed to have her mood ruined.

“Are you going to say that my erotic game isn’t arousing either, Sang-hyuk?”

Uh-oh. This girl is going to turn dark.

“If it wasn’t arousing, would I have been doing this since the second week? Honestly, it’s driving me crazy….”

Even though I’m not in a relationship with them here.

It’s full of pretty female students that any man would be tempted by.

“Hmm.”

“However, I think (New) Sang-hyuk was right about the male character settings.”

Well, it’s also because I benefited a lot from it.

“It’s hard to hold back from ejaculating inside them.”

“Ah, for someone like you!”

Flash!

The goddess of erotic games raises something shining.

I thought she messed up again.

“Ta-da!! 「Guaranteed Pregnancy Inside」!!”

…….

“I thought you’d give me automatic contraception or condom creation.”

“Eh. That’s no fun. Ejaculating inside is more thrilling when there’s a risk of pregnancy.”

She seems to have her own philosophy.

“Condom creation also…… takes away the fun of making your woman run errands for condoms!”

What kind of fun is that?

It was a philosophy I couldn’t understand.

“Now, as for this power! It’s a power that can force a woman into a state of ovulation during sex, so she’ll definitely get pregnant with Sang-hyuk’s thick semen.”

“Did you understand what I said? I’m holding back because I can’t impregnate the vaginas of promising female academy students….”

And you’re giving an impregnation-guaranteed skill to someone like that?

“I don’t think there’s much use for this either.”

“You’re wrong, Sang-hyuk. Didn’t I tell you? All the heroines are happiest when they’re by Sang-hyuk’s side!!”

“…….”

I try to recall Stella’s smiling face.

It wasn’t entirely unconvincing.

“It’s the premise of 「Ona-Aca」. This.”

“Premise….”

“Do you really think that a female animal who’s good at studying, smart, and strong would be truly happy living while catching monsters? Huh? True happiness is getting impregnated by Sang-hyuk while getting 질싸 [jilssa – Korean slang for ‘cumshot’], and raising cute babies, right?”

“Would all women be like that? For example, the student council president….”

“Pfft!!”

She’s openly laughing at me. This kid?

“Do you think that student council president would still be a hero even if she got pregnant with Sang-hyuk’s baby?”

“I think she would….”

The student council president is a rare genuine one.

“Ah~~ You really don’t know women’s hearts at all.”

“Isabella is a true hero. I don’t think she’d give up her career just because she got pregnant and 질싸 [jilssa – Korean slang for ‘cumshot’] by a man.”

“Wanna bet? A bet!?”

“…….”

Why are you so confident?

Anyway…….

“Unwanted pregnancies make everyone unhappy.”

“Ask them once, then. The heroines.”

“Huh?”

“If it’s really an unwanted pregnancy.”

……?

I hadn’t thought of that….

Well, even though it’s an academy, I had the obvious thought that getting pregnant during student days would be fucked up….

Was I too old-fashioned?

“I’m sure they’ll get pregnant for you, right? They’re dying to get pregnant with Sang-hyuk’s magnificent seed.”

Huh.

I suddenly came to my senses.

“You, you… is this 질싸-lighting [jilssa-lighting – a play on gaslighting, implying manipulation towards having sex] now?!”

“Oops. I got caught!”

“If I make all the women around me pregnant within a year, my school life will be so peaceful!”

“Aang~~ Irresponsible 질싸 [jilssa – Korean slang for ‘cumshot’] is essential for perverted sex….”

Just doing it to an onahole [sex toy] is stimulating enough!

“Go in. Quickly. Ugh.”

“Anyway…… Sang-hyuk….”

“Yeah?”

N-chan said shyly.

“I like you. So… please continue being the protagonist of Ona-Aca……?”

“Yeah. I got it.”

She’s a small and cute goddess who sometimes goes wild because of her perverted philosophy, but still, she’s my goddess who takes care of me.

I have to put up with her even if she crosses the line a little.

After the time stop was released with a swoosh, I had the余裕 [leeway/composure] to speak first instead of everyone else looking around.

“Since it’s a neutral zone, there shouldn’t be anything dangerous. Let’s take a look around slowly.”

[Entering the final round in 54000 seconds]

It’s 15 hours again.

We dove in on Wednesday morning, and now it’s Thursday afternoon…….

The final round starts on Friday morning.

It really takes several days, just like Yuuna said. And I have a feeling that I’ll meet Yuuna in the final round.

‘Where did my dungeon wife go?’

Tsk.

I got Hena back, but it’s a shame that I got separated from Yuuna.

In times like these, couples would usually contact each other with their smartphones, but Isolde, who has enhanced her body with Mana Steel, is the only one who can use a phone here.

“Should we find a hospital first?”

“Did someone get hurt?”

Stella peeked her head out from my side.

“Sarika is a bit. It’ll be hard for her to walk, so get on my back.”

When I offered my back, Sarika didn’t know what to do.

“Um, Mr. President…. I’m okay.”

“Get on quickly. You ended up like that because you took the hit for me.”

“…….”

Since I said she took the hit for me, Stella also gave her a look to get on quickly.

“T, then I’ll be in your care.”

I picked Sarika up.

Sarika’s soft chest and warm warmth are conveyed through my back…….

……Giving a piggyback ride to a girl in a skirt is quite arousing. Is it because my brain is rotten?

No.

The problem is that I was just talking about 질싸 [jilssa – Korean slang for ‘cumshot’] until just now.

My dick is trying to raise its head, saying, ‘Is it time, Brother?’ so I turn my mind elsewhere.

“Sang-hyuk, there’s a place that looks like a hospital over there.”

“It’s true.”

It has the familiarity of a neighborhood hospital.

Will the door be open? When I went to the entrance of the building, there was a card reader installed next to the door.

“What is this?”

Hena tilted her head.

I don’t know either…….

“It seems to be on every building door?”

If it’s a rest area for us, it should be open.

While I was thinking about what to do…….

“Stella, try scanning your student ID.”

“Huh? Okay.”

This is the only card we always carry around.

We also use it for payment when we eat lunch, and it’s about the same size as a check card.

Beep.

As expected, the card reader read Stella’s card.

[Card Information Verified]

[Pt 0 Points, Untouchable Confirmed]

[Unable to Unlock]

“U, untouchable… what?!”

Isolde and Sarika burst out laughing.

Ah…… I see. Is that the system…….

Sarika is laughing so much while on my back that she’s shaking a lot.

“Damn it!! Are you discriminating against people with points? Hey! I’ll give you coins. Open it with coins!”

[Coins are not accepted]

The AI is so smart…….

Fzzzt!!

Stella immediately zapped the door with electricity. It seems she thought she could break the door and go in.

But…….

[Attack Detected]

[Nullified]

Stella’s attack magic scattered into the air.

……An old hospital door is blocking Stella’s attack magic.

If it’s a set created directly by an external god, it’s understandable.

Stella, who was embarrassed, walked powerlessly towards me.

“Big brother, they’re bullying me…….”

“It’s okay. We have Pt monster Kim Sang-hyuk here. I’ll try scanning it last. Everyone, try it out.”

I’m curious how many points it takes to activate the hospital.

Hena approaches and scans her student ID.

[Card Information Verified]

[Pt 33 Points, Ordinary Citizen]

[Unable to Unlock]

Hena has 33 points. She couldn’t unlock the hospital’s functions.

She retreats, looking dejected.

“It wasn’t enough….”

Next is True Queen Sol-i.

[Card Information Verified]

[PT 51 Points. Ordinary Citizen]

[Unable to Unlock]

“Can’t ordinary citizens even use the hospital?”

“Using the hospital and unlocking the hospital are distinguished as different things, Mr. President.”

“I see.”

We can use it if someone opens it for us. Right?

“I’m similar to Sol-i, so it’s Mr. President’s turn now.”

“Okay.”

When I scanned my student ID, a strange tension flowed among the women.

[Beep]

[Card Information Verified]

[Pt 245 Points. Top-Ranked King God Emperor Kim Sang-hyuk Confirmed]

[Unlocking]

…….

Isn’t 「King God Emperor」 a bit too much, N-chan…?