My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 11

Chapter 10 – Selling Goblin Onaholes (Grade S, Unused)

The size of a fist.

It didn’t look dirty; rather, its glossy, smooth surface made it seem like a precious jewel.

However, the wriggling movement was somewhat repulsive.

“W-what is it?”

Yuna, startled, raised her sword, but the goblin’s excreted persona was too small…

To put it in perspective, it was like a bug, so using a sword didn’t feel effective.

It would be better to grab it with my hands and shake it off.

‘But where did these things come from?’

Excreted persona…

Could it be.

It wasn’t 「Persona Excretion」 but 「Persona *Onahole* Excretion」? I froze for a moment, shocked by the glimpse into the abyss.

…Goddess. You made this, didn’t you?

Seriously, why do you excrete ‘something like that’?

Did you put it in because you thought it was hot [attractive]?

‘I really don’t know, this taste is…?’

Excreting a persona…? I don’t know what meaning there is in such a bizarre act.

These goblins, because of me.

Seem to have excreted something conceptual called 「persona」.

From their buttholes.

“It looks like… goblin excrement…?”

“Hick! Why is excrement moving!? I don’t like it, I don’t like it….”

Yuna’s face turns increasingly pale.

Excrement, I chose the word, but the vocabulary was a bit off.

So… it probably isn’t real excrement from the intestines. If so, that means the persona is in the stomach, duodenum, or large intestine.

That doesn’t make sense.

It’s more accurate to see it as something that is difficult to view as a soul-like substance coming out in the form of jelly.

“Help me…. I, I really can’t handle this….”

I chuckle, remembering how she was teasing me earlier.

“The great B-grade Hunter?”

At that moment.

One of the goblin’s excreted personas jumps up with a ‘bbyong’ sound.

Before Yuna could notice, it seemed to have climbed onto her back and onto her head.

“Oh, on my head.”

“Hick, kyaaaaak!!”

Yuna dropped her sword and started shaking her head.

Oh, oh, she’s really surprised?

“Calm down. Calm down! They can’t do anything. They’re like bugs!”

“Kyaaaaak! I really don’t like it. I don’t like it. I hate it!! I really hate it!!”

The goblin’s excreted personas…

Even after being excreted, they don’t think about returning to the main body and jump at Yuna all at once.

Is a pretty girl their preference?

Yuna, with a pale face.

Started throwing off all her clothes in front of me, as if a bug had gotten into her clothes.

She keeps fidgeting as if her feet are on fire.

“I don’t like it! Get it off! Get it off!! Uwaaah! I really hate it. I really, really, really hate it!!”

“Okay…. Okay. I’ll get it off. No, it’s not even attached….”

“Heuaaang! I don’t like it. Get rid of that. Get it off! Keep it from coming near me, please!”

Yuna is completely panicked, revealing her white lingerie set with that pretty V-line in front of me…

Even after visually confirming that the 「persona jelly」 wasn’t attached to her fair skin, she couldn’t stand those things jumping around on the floor.

She jumped and hugged me.

Tightly!

“I don’t like it! I don’t like it! I hate it!! Sanghyuk. Please, Sanghyuk…!”

“Calm down!”

“Sanghyuk! Uwaaaang, help me. Help me!”

……Some might argue that this is a cliché of 「pretending to hate gross things to cling to a man and raise his favorability」.

Let me explain instead.

Yuna was ‘completely’ out of her mind.

I would have thought it was a cliché if she had hugged me nicely.

Yuna opened her bare legs wide and clung to my waist, climbing up my tree-like body, more intimately entwined than ivy.

Her entire body revealed how soft Yuna’s breasts were, how warm her body temperature was,

Even the subtle body odor, slightly damp with sweat, was blatantly permeating my body.

“Get it off! Please get it off, please get it off…!! I don’t like it! I really don’t like it!!”

“I’m getting it off now. Shoo, shoo! Go away!”

In the end, I,

In the process of supporting Yuna, who had completely entrusted her weight to me and was clinging forward,

Started pretending to chase away the [goblin’s excreted persona] while tightly grabbing her butt.

Surprisingly, this situation has nothing to do with 「Lucky Pervert」……. [a trope where the protagonist accidentally finds himself in lewd situations]

Bbyong! Bbyong! Bbyong!

‘These things….’

Seeing them still targeting Yuna’s skin even though they’ve lost their combat abilities, they need to be punished.

I shook Yuna’s body back and forth, shaking off the ‘excreted persona’.

“Heueeeung! I don’t like it… Sanghyuk, I don’t want to fall! I don’t like it…. Hold me!”

“Okay, okay…. Sigh.”

This is really… What’s with being a noona [older sister or female friend]?

I feel like I have another immature younger sister I didn’t know about.

I firmly hold Yuna’s firm thighs and glare at the excreted persona.

“Get lost!”

It seemed to work well at first, but it seems that the aura is not implemented in this world.

Hmmm…. What skills can I use in this situation….

“…Become an Onahole!”

Then.

Surprisingly, the excreted goblin persona was incarnated into an onahole [a sex toy].

Then, green silicone with vulvas described lewdly ‘thudded’ onto the floor.

The same number as the excreted personas were created.

‘……It works.’

Making an onahole out of an excreted persona… an idea that would make even Satan cry.

Is this actually a horror game?

Now I have to get Yuna off me, who is clinging tightly….

“……Hic…. Heueut…… I don’t like it… I don’t like it…. It’s disgusting….”

Tightly.

Boobie boobie…….

Yuna was already in close contact, but she wiggled her waist as if trying to get even closer to me.

…I’m starting to wonder if there’s some ulterior motive involved.

‘If she doesn’t get off soon….’

I feel like I’ll realize what giving energy means.

I have to force her off….

“Hic…. Did you get them all off? Huh? Did you get them all off? Sanghyukaa….”

“…….”

Yuna. Maybe it’s because she exercises, but her whole body is warm.

Her breasts and body, lightly damp with sweat….

It was a very erotic feeling.

“……Ah.”

Erection, I couldn’t resist.

Perhaps sensing my physical change clearly through her underwear, Yuna came to her senses.

“L-let me down.”

“Okay.”

Awkward atmosphere.

Even after getting down, Yuna didn’t think about getting dressed.

……She was staring intently at my erect penis, which was bulging as if it would tear through my pants.

“…Th-that. Sorry.”

“……No.”

But don’t say anything more than that.

If she says ‘I’ll take care of it’ like Serena, I’m not confident I can refuse.

“I have… a change of clothes in my bag….”

“You want me to get it for you?”

Yuna, with her thighs pressed together, sobbed, covering her chest and private parts with her arms.

“…I can’t wear it because I think ‘that’ got on it.”

“Okay….”

Even as an inexperienced guy, I know that if I say ‘Can’t you just bear with it and wear it?’ I’ll get a barrage of curses.

“I wasn’t being too sensitive, was I?”

“Maybe?”

“I’ve never heard of something like that coming out of a goblin’s anus…. Really…… It’s the worst…. Sanghyuk, you endured it well…….”

“If I hadn’t endured it, I would have thrown you on the floor and ran away?”

Yuna flinched.

“I’ll… I’ll treat you as a lifelong benefactor. Thank you for not throwing me away….”

“Thanks to you, I had a good experience too.”

“Eueut…!!”

Yuna’s cheeks turned red.

“Pervert! Pervert! Hurry up and get me my clothes!! You pervert!”

“That kind of language to a lifelong benefactor?”

‘……Should I have just made her an onahole earlier.’

I think I missed an opportunity to use it on someone by mistake.

“If you bring me my new clothes…… I’ll pretend everything never happened.”

“Okay. Okay.”

You wouldn’t make your benefactor a sex offender, would you?

I found a change of clothes in Yuna’s bag. …She has quite a lot of underwear too.

It seems she’s prepared for mishaps in the dungeon like today.

“Should I bring the underwear too?”

Yuna, hiding behind a tree, peeked out and said.

“Don’t look.”

“I won’t look.”

Swoosh. Swoosh…. Swoosh….

The sound of fabric rustling is driving me crazy.

Soon, Yuna, who came out after changing her underwear, seemed to have regained her composure and bowed her head.

“Sorry for shouting.”

Thinking that she’s wearing the sky-blue panties I chose under those clothes makes me want to get an erection.

It was a great relief that I was already erect.

“Trust me and follow me, noona. Was it?”

“…….”

Yuna, who was chirping like an angry chick, saying ‘Pervert, pervert!’ was cute, but

Her speechless appearance now is also cute.

“Ahem.”

“Did that mean it was going to attack me?”

“What! I, I didn’t come to the dungeon with that intention! What do you think of me….”

Yuna muttered as if she had come to her senses.

“This is usually what a man says to a woman…….”

“I’m glad it was me who came with you today.”

“Wh-what… I also thought it was… fortunate that it was Sanghyuk who saw this side of me.”

“I would have thrown you away if it was someone else.”

“…….”

Yuna glares at me.

“You’re hard as a rock…… and you talk too much.”

“…This is a physiological phenomenon?”

“Is it normal to still be hard after just a hug? Huh? You kept imagining my naked body while I was changing, didn’t you?”

“…….”

“…….”

I was desperately trying to make a joke to get out of this atmosphere.

But thanks to Yuna’s erection joke, I didn’t even break even.

“Wh-what do you mean you’re not answering there! The atmosphere is getting weird.”

“Is this the end of the dungeon?”

Unnatural topic change.

But Yuna also desperately got on board.

“Y-yes! It’ll be demolished soon. Okay, let’s settle up.”

[Party Leader requests a transaction]

[Received 50 coins]

“Oh. I made money.”

Today’s school meal was 5 coins, right?

I can pay Hena back right away. I’m quite happy.

“Thank you.”

“How is it? Did you find a clue to your talent’s growth?”

“……Hmm.”

I looked again at the place where the was.

This time with Yuna.

“What is this… an Ona…hole?”

“I made the excreted goblin persona into an onahole.”

“Ugh……!”

I understand why she feels like she’s going to throw up.

“Stay away for a moment.”

“D-don’t touch it. Your hands might get contaminated….”

Yuna seemed to sincerely think that my hands might get contaminated.

But I have to find out.

Because this is my ability.

[Ordinary Goblin Onahole]

[Made by incarnating the persona of a beastly goblin into an onahole. Characterized by a rather tough grip]

[Rarity D]

[Grip C Durability D Warmth D Response D] [Persona does not collapse (100%)]

‘Ordinary Goblin Onahole’…….

I hold it in my hand, which has transformed into something like a collectible item.

“Onahole Inventory Open.”

Yuna is watching what I’m doing.

Swoosh.

“Is it an inventory for onaholes…?”

“I think so.”

[Goblin Onahole First Collection Achieved!]

[Strength +2]

[Agility +2]

[Dexterity +2]

[Stamina +2]

‘Huh?’

My stats increase just by collecting them?

I thought it might be useful.

Next, I examine another onahole.

[Goblin Onahole (Handmade)]

[Rarity D]

[Grip C Durability C Warmth D Response D] [Persona does not collapse (100%)]

Oh….

Even if you use the same goblin persona as a material, the quality is different.

I knead it.

Yuna made a hick sound when I kneaded the goblin onahole.

“Don’t knead something like that….”

“How much will this go up?”

Stats increase when you collect them.

Yuna’s eyes suddenly sparkled when she heard that story.

“Really!? Can I put this in my inventory?”

…….

She hated even getting close to it, but now she’s suddenly coveting it.

It seems like a fraudulent effect…….

“Try it. Once.”

I hand her the as a test.

Yuna, who received the onahole with both hands, tried to store it in her inventory, but….

She soon made a disappointed expression.

“…I can’t.”

“It seems to be a privilege only for onahole collectors.”

“No way! Fraud! A collector who raises stats, I’ve never heard of such a thing.”

“Hehe.”

[Collected Goblin Onahole (Handmade)]

[Strength +1]

It’s not as much as the first reward, but it goes up quite a bit.

“Sanghyuk. Here. Look at this onahole too.”

Now Yuna is more excited.

“Is this that great?”

“Are you kidding me? It’s amazing! I heard that SS-class hunters have to pour hundreds of millions of coins to raise just one stat!”

……So you buy stats with money here.

It seems that ‘coins’ are really important assets in this world.

I know why Yuna’s eyes widened.

I pick this up….

[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]

[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece) that comes out at a rate of one in 1,000. The tough, wild grip is with you]

[Grip C+ Durability C+ Warmth D Response C] [Persona does not collapse (100%)]

If you collect it…….

[Collected Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]

[Agility +3]

[Stamina +2]

[Acquired Goblin Onahole Conqueror Achievement]

[Title – Goblin Onahole Collector Acquired]

[All Stats +1]

[Skill 「Yacha Charge」 Acquired]

‘What the hell went up so much.’

I check the status window.

Kim Sanghyuk

1Lv(D)

Strength 『5』(+4)

Agility 『5』(+6)

Stamina 『5』(+5)

Dexterity 『5』(+3)

(Hidden) Charm 『999』

Talent

『Onahole Collector』

Skills

『Discernment (Hong)』

『Become an Onahole!!』Incarnates the persona or body of the target into an onahole. It remains that way forever unless released

『Onahole Touch』Increases the happiness of the onahole with a gentle touch

『Onahole Inventory』A sub-inventory that can store onaholes infinitely. Cleanliness is automatically maintained, and the holes are always kept at the right temperature.

『Identify Onahole Aptitude』Identifies the onahole aptitude of the target

Authority

『Lucky Pervert』

『Persona Excretion』

『Blood Allure』

『Saintess’s Protection』

『Divine Body』

『Immortal Discipline』

Achievements

《Goblin Onahole Conqueror》Collected all goblin onaholes.

‘It wasn’t reflected in the overall evaluation, and the level is still the same.’

But…….

It’s definitely attached in the form of additional stats.

I could actually feel the power overflowing from my body after receiving the collection bonus.

I feel like I could easily take on dozens of goblins while holding Yuna right now?

‘Yacha Charge. Can I take this out and use it too?’

[Would you like to learn Yacha Charge?]

[Acquire Yacha Charge]

[Yacha Charge]

[B-grade attack skill]

[Power C Range D Speed ​​Correction +2]

[A skill that symbolizes the daring beastliness of hitting the torso with all your might, such as goblins and orcs. The higher the user’s strength, the stronger it becomes]

Indeed.

It seems that skills learned as a collection bonus can be taken out and used, or put in when not needed.

“How is it?”

“My talent is more suitable for a hunter than I thought.”

“See!”

Yuna smiled prettily, happy as if it were her own business.

“What did I say? I told you there’s no such thing as a useless talent, right?”

“…Thank you.”

I want to kiss her.

There’s no one watching, so wouldn’t it be okay to just do it?

Around the time I was tormented by such temptations, I could gradually see the dungeon being demolished from the outside.

[Dungeon Clear]

[Contribution 94.33% MVP Nakamori Yuna]

[Other – Kim Sanghyuk]

“Other, that’s too much….”

“Well, did you think you could catch a B-grade hunter from the start?”

“Just you wait.”

“Ah! I have to take a commemorative Dunstagram [parody of Instagram] .”

Yuna takes out her smartphone while the dungeon is being demolished.

She comes to my side and raises her phone high as if trying to take a selfie.

Click.

“Aren’t you taking a picture, Sanghyuk? If you want to take a picture for Dunstagram, now is the only time your phone will work.”

“…….”

Now is the time to take SNS photos while the dungeon is being demolished.

“Then me too.”

I don’t usually do SNS, but it would be nice if I could leave a commemorative shot with that as an excuse.

What tag would be good?

#Commemorating the first dungeon clear #Onahole collector

#Don’t ignore me #Goblin Onahole Palm (Grade S)

I took a picture with Yuna, who was doing a ‘V’, while imagining something like that.