My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 121

Chapter 120 – Cat Fight

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A little before confronting Yuuna,

Isolde asked me as we passed through the royal palace corridor.

“By the way, do you know her?”

“Huh?”

“Nakamori Yuuna. She’s my senior, right?”

“She’s my girlfriend.”

Immediately, the viewer chat room flooded with ridiculous comments like, “The whole world is Kim Sanghyuk’s girlfriend.”

“Then what do we do? Do we fight your senior’s girlfriend?”

“I need to talk to her first.”

“But if that doesn’t work?”

I hadn’t thought about it deeply.

I’ve been running here as the Inter-school Exchange event suggested, but suddenly I think the situation is strangely twisted.

The final boss is Yuuna?

Even fighting Yuuna while siding with my new girlfriend?

Who made this situation like this!

It wouldn’t be Ms. En, would it? Because she wants to make everyone an Onahole fairly [a character who wants to sleep with everyone].

As always, coincidence is the trickiest.

“Do we have to fight Yuuna…?”

Haena asked, seemingly reluctant.

“I don’t want to either, but…”

If you ask what kind of person my girlfriend Nakamori Yuuna is,

She has an honest personality, so she wouldn’t like being allowed to win or lose on purpose.

“Yuuna would get angry if we did things half-heartedly because things turned out this way.”

“Probably….”

“Then we have to do it.”

And I have to go home.

If it’s a structure where a winner and loser are bound to be decided, then we have no choice but to do our best.

We soon entered the audience chamber with a clean marble floor.

I face Yuuna, who is standing with her back to the throne, for the first time.

I hadn’t seen her for only a few days, but Yuuna felt unfamiliar.

Is it because of the queen costume?

It’s a sexy black costume with an H-line mini dress that sticks to her hips. The chest is a deeply cut V-neck, and the waistline is blatantly exposed.

“…Pretty.”

Yuuna was so pretty that Isolde’s reaction felt half jealousy, half admiration.

A cheat key called “plain.”

In erotic games, the tag “plain” is purely evidence that the appearance and physical are amazing.

Yuuna’s pretty, blue eyes found me.

But, the charismatic empress of the empire’s eyes widen as soon as she sees me.

“Kim Sanghyuk?”

“It’s me.”

Yuuna seemed surprised.

Yuuna, placing her hand on her collarbone, took another deep breath and asked.

“The leader of the rebels… is Kim Sanghyuk?”

“…Are you surprised?”

Emotion filled Yuuna’s face.

“Of course, I was surprised! I believed you would survive, but I didn’t know you would come out on top among those promising prospects… I’m touched.”

Ah, damn it….

Yuuna, who can’t hide her happy heart and reveals it as it is, is so lovely.

We were completely out of character.

“It would have been nice if we were on the same side.”

“Really… Do you know how much I missed you? Haena! Haena, you’ve been well too. Are you hurt anywhere?”

“Yes!”

She strides to the center of the audience chamber.

What do I do now? Should I ask Yuuna to come down [calm down/step down from the throne]?

I felt something was wrong.

“Wait a minute. Don’t come any closer.”

Sure enough, Yuuna puts her hand on her hip and draws a line.

“Who’s the girl next to you?”

“Isolde. She’s a first-year junior. She’s been with me since our squad broke up.”

“Is that so?”

“Hello. Yuuna-senpai [term for upperclassmen].”

Isolde bowed her head.

“I am Isolde, Sanghyuk-senpai’s fourth girlfriend.”

“……Fourth?”

Yuuna was still smiling, but I felt the atmosphere had changed.

“Then does that mean there’s a third one too?”

“Haha….”

This is a disaster.

I could only laugh awkwardly.

There are also a fifth and sixth, you know?

“I see. Sanghyuk has been having fun? I couldn’t sleep every night, desperately searching because I missed Sanghyuk so much….”

“Calm down. Yuuna. The road to you wasn’t easy for me either.”

Haena’s face turned blue.

“Yuuna is definitely angry….”

“…Is it perhaps my fault?”

“It was just an unavoidable final boss fight.”

Yuuna raised the queen’s scepter high and pointed at us.

“Soldiers, listen! Capture the rebels and kneel them before me!”

“Yes!!”

Oh oh. Oh my god!

The imperial army pours out in all directions, surrounding us who came to the center.

“You want to put that cute kid named Isolde on the throne, right? Let’s see if she’s qualified?!”

“Haha.”

Yuuna, you’re excited.

We both know that this is not a position where we can ask you to go easy on us.

I took a long breath and pulled out my shotgun.

“Prepare for battle. We will enthrone the True Queen Isolde here.”

“U-Uh!”

“Ah. Just a moment, senpai [term for upperclassmen].”

Isolde crossed her arms tightly and pressed her breasts against me.

Boobie boobie.

“……Did you get a mission?”

“Yes. Showing off my breasts in front of senpai…… Thank you!”

Yuuna is staring at us in disbelief.

“……Are you broadcasting live right now?”

“This is my talent. Yuuna-senpai.”

“Are you showing off your cuddling with Sanghyuk to me?”

Kiss.

Isolde made me bend over, and then, standing on tiptoe, gave me an unexpected kiss on the cheek.

“Thank you for bringing me here♡ I totally love you, talented senpai♡”

“……Okay, I love you too, Sol.”

Then Sol smiles brightly.

“I’ve decided.”

Isolde grabbed her weapon and said.

“When I become queen, I’m going to marry senpai, have eight kids, and live happily ever after.”

……This is a role-playing game, right? Sol?

“How audacious. Junior [term for lowerclassmen]? How much do you know about Sanghyuk? Do you know him better than me?”

Yuuna. The queen’s dignity is faltering…….

She seems out of her mind because she thinks she’s been robbed of me. Even that was cute.

“I embraced everything about Sanghyuk-senpai into me last night. Wouldn’t you say I know him pretty well with that?”

The viewer chat room exploded.

– Is that something an idol should be saying? LOL

– Why is this fun?

– I feel so bad for that queen over there LOL

“Yuuna-senpai, do you know him well?”

Not wanting to lose, Yuuna shouted, her cheeks flushed.

“I, I mean… not yet! But I can wear the queen costume and let you do it from behind!”

“What?!”

“Why are you reacting so vividly, senpai?”

Isolde poked my side, and I couldn’t help but think, should I betray the rebels?

“……I’ve decided to give both my front and back virginity to Sanghyuk!!”

Oh. Ooooh.

So that’s why the road here wasn’t smooth.

It was to see Yuuna!

“Attack! Bring Sanghyuk to me safe and sound!”

“By order of Her Majesty the Queen, attack!”

[Tactical Fire]

I immediately drew my Glock, planting bullets into the heads of the approaching Imperial soldiers, and then pushed back the enemies by spraying 12-gauge buckshot from my Benelli shotgun.

Hena and Isolde covered the directions I couldn’t shoot, engaging the countless Imperial soldiers swarming in.

Isolde’s combat power, wielding the NTR [Netorare, a genre involving infidelity] weapons in pairs, was greater than mine.

“Hmph!”

Cutting with her sword, reaping with her scythe…….

Releasing the energy she harvested, she pushed back dozens of Imperial soldiers.

[Level Up]

[Level Up]

It was truly overwhelming.

[Massacre Pt+30]

[50 Consecutive Kills Pt+25]

[Elite Hunter Pt+18]

I earned a lot of points, but it was a precarious moment where I felt like I would be devoured if I relaxed even a little…….

“Today’s content is, Slicing through a hundred Imperial soldiers!”

Isolde, who had awakened her talent even further at the last moment like Sarika, rushed forward.

Naturally, Hena and I had no choice but to become supporters.

Isolde’s combat power was formidable, slicing down every Imperial soldier charging at her, with the余裕 [yoyu, leeway/composure] to even broadcast.

Her masterpiece, the smartphone, circled in the sky with wings, filming Sol from the optimal angle.

“Hena! Cover Isolde!”

“Okay!”

I focused on clearing out the guys digging into the flanks to support the possessed Isolde.

Right then.

Yuuna drew her sword and joined the battle!

‘Gasp.’

The True Queen and the Original Queen are fighting! What do I do!

It’s stimulating in terms of development, but I can’t bear to watch girlfriends fight.

But no matter how I felt, Yuuna had already clashed with Isolde.

“Ugh…! Everyone, Yuuna, who is senpai’s [senior] original girlfriend, has intruded. Shall we see what happens?”

“You’re pretty good for a freshman. But, I think it’s a bit much to sell your smiles to other men when you have a boyfriend named Sanghyuk?”

“……”

Flinch.

Isolde’s expression hardened.

“…Senpai understood me, who has such a vulgar talent. Yuuna-senpai doesn’t like Sanghyuk-senpai’s abilities, does she?”

“How could that be?”

“Really? Have you never disliked it?”

……During our first meeting.

The image of her not being able to stand the 「Personality Jelly」because it was disgusting comes to mind.

Yuuna, also feeling a bit guilty, pushed Isolde away with her sword and huffed.

“I, I’m okay now! It’s not that disgusting!”

“Isn’t true love about embracing each other’s flaws without showing any dislike? Senpai.”

“……You’re not giving an inch, are you? Shall we see if our junior can properly protect Sanghyuk?”

“Yes. I can. Because everyone donated.”

Ah, please!!

Don’t fight so seriously, you two.

I was watching from behind with a nervous heart.

“Haaah!”

“Hmph……!!”

As Isolde and Yuuna’s close combat intensified, the Imperial soldiers couldn’t approach and were pushed towards us.

A situation that was even more difficult to intervene in was created.

Since the AI of these Imperial soldiers is focused on protecting the Queen, it is very difficult to surround and suppress Yuuna.

[Fighting in 「Queen’s Room」……]

Yuuna swung Yukihime, literally tearing apart the NTR scythe.

However, Isolde didn’t back down and blew Yuuna away with the magic power emitted by the scythe.

“Kuh!”

Yuuna quickly regained her posture but was gradually pushed back by Isolde, who was aggressively charging forward.

“I’ll win today. Yuuna-senpai!”

“No, I can’t concede!”

However, Yuuna was superior in sword skills from the start.

She began to push back Isolde, who had gained momentum, and then broke the NTR sword, pointing the sword tip at Sol.

“Having a variety of weapons is good. But you shouldn’t have thought about beating me with a sword. Junior!”

“That’s enough from me. Senpai will do the rest……!”

No, don’t do that.

I’m not going to have a serious battle with Yuuna!

[「Mask of Evil」understands the target’s movements]

Yuuna swung her sword as if telling me not to come closer.

“Were you having fun without me until now? Kim Sanghyuk!”

“I wasn’t happy about the fact that you weren’t there.”

I put away my gun and approached Yuuna, hugging her.

“Ah!?”

“It’s good to see you like this.”

“……”

Yuuna dropped her sword and came into my arms.

“Hmph……. I’m upset….”

“I know. I know. Let’s go home now……. We should go on a date, right?”

“Okay, Sanghyuk.”

Pat pat.

We had defeated all the Imperial soldiers, and just as we were about to go home.

The wall of the Queen’s room collapsed, and someone rushed towards us.

“Kyaa! Sanghyuk!”

I felt Yuuna slip out of my arms, and I was very flustered.

When I came to my senses, the opponent had taken Yuuna from me, placed her on the throne, and was looking down at us.

“Quintia…….”

Quintia. The Sword Saint’s daughter.

A formidable enemy worth 100 million coins, someone we shouldn’t have met.

[Identifying Onahole Aptitude]

Praising myself for still identifying Onahole Aptitude in this situation. Very commendable.

I’m definitely not doing this on purpose to be funny.

[Quintia]

[Capture Difficulty – SSS(Strikethrough) None][Onahole Aptitude F-Grade]

[Preceding Quest 1 – SS(None)]

[Preceding Quest 2 – SS(None)]

[Virgin][Underwear – Plain White Underwear Set]

[Onahole Trait(★) – None]

[The daughter of Sword Saint Eustia, who was an SS-class hunter and S-class hero. She has received sex education, but the idea that she can have lewd acts with men herself does not exist, and her concept of sexual release is also very weak.

Probably the heroine with the lowest Onahole aptitude. As the daughter of the Sword Saint, who was known for her beauty that could overthrow kingdoms, she is very beautiful, but her body is slender and somehow ephemeral and even feels sickly.]

Cold sweat flows.

……This is the first time I’ve seen such a heterogeneous Onaste [Onahole Master]!