My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 134

< 133 > Ah, This Is Called a ‘Date’ (1)

“Oh. You’re, you’re here?”

As soon as Yuuna spotted me in front of the station, she approached awkwardly, acting like a casual friend rather than a date.

Yuuna, are you nervous about our date?

I watched Yuuna, who was acting stiff, with a pleased smile, and her cheeks started to turn redder.

“Why, wh-why? Is my outfit weird?”

Yuuna in casual clothes… she’s so pretty.

She was wearing short denim shorts and a linen cardigan, a lovely girlfriend look that was a bit daring yet active, perfect for the warm spring weather.

“You’re so pretty, you’d look good in anything.”

“You don’t think it’s embarrassing to be seen with me, do you…?”

……?

“What are you talking about all of a sudden? Did you catch some of Hena’s negativity or something?”

“……Ah, haha.”

“You’re pretty. So pretty.”

“Kyaa…….”

I held Yuuna’s hand and kept telling her how pretty she was.

Why would Yuuna say something like that? Embarrassed to be seen with me? Is that something a girl as pretty as her should be saying?

……Then.

“Wow, look at that guy over there. He’s seriously handsome….”

“Are they filming something?”

“Oh my god….”

I realized that the whispers weren’t directed at Yuuna.

I just came out in comfortable slippers… well, not quite, but in a casual outfit with a shirt and an outer layer.

I didn’t think I dressed up that much, but everyone was admiring my silhouette from afar. Some were even taking pictures.

Yuuna’s confidence didn’t suddenly drop,

but even though a girl as pretty as Yuuna came out in a girlfriend look, the fact that she shrinks in front of me means (New) Sanghyuk is unbelievably handsome.

Realizing that made me happy, but also a little embarrassed…….

I thought I was used to living a handsome life, but not at all.

“Let’s hold hands and walk together.”

Tightly.

I took Yuuna’s hand.

“Ah…. Huk…….”

Yuuna’s breathing faltered.

Her face turned as red as a tomato just from holding hands.

“We even kissed in the dungeon. Why are you so flustered by this?”

“……I, in front of other people like this….”

“Because it’s in front of other people.”

Tightly.

I smiled as I pulled Yuuna closer to my side.

“How about I show off that I have you as my girlfriend?”

Yuuna’s eyes were already glazed over.

“I’d love that…….”

I’m on a date with a girlfriend as pretty as Yuuna on this sunny day,

and I’m getting envious looks from the guys.

We walked down the street together, attracting attention.

It was cute how Yuuna’s hand was getting warmer and softer.

“I think my hands are getting sweaty… i-if you don’t like it, you can let go!”

“I’m holding on.”

Yuuna clung to my arm.

“Okay. I’ll stick close.”

A nice fragrance wafted over. It wasn’t perfume, but it smelled like the shampoo Yuuna uses.

“You can link arms, you know.”

“…Really? Is it okay…? It’s like advertising, ‘The handsome Sanghyuk is my boyfriend…’.”

“Exactly. I’m saying it’s okay to do that.”

“…….”

Yuuna linked arms with me.

I became happy too and smiled along.

Ah, just walking is great. Having a pretty academy girlfriend is the best.

My head felt all soft and fuzzy.

In the midst of that happiness, suddenly time seemed to stop.

“Hmph.”

En-chan appeared right in front of us like a ghost.

“Oh oh. Why are you butting in on our date?”

“You’re dating a girl in a wholesome way without using threats, drugs, or powers?”

“Ah, this is called a ‘date’.”

“Hmph. All the dates at Ona-aka are pussy dates, aren’t they?” [Ona-aka is likely a reference to a place or concept where dates are more sexualized.]

En-chan was stomping her feet, looking like she didn’t like something.

The world looked so beautiful to me that even En-chan’s grumbling seemed lovely.

“Ah. Let me guess what you’re going to say.”

“…What?”

“You’re going to tell me to grab Yuuna right now and have some perverted pussy sex, right?”

“You have to make her do a naked surrender dogeza too!” [Dogeza is a Japanese term for kneeling and bowing one’s head to the ground, often as a sign of deep apology or supplication.]

Why would I make my girlfriend surrender?

“You should be having perverted sex one more time in this time! Sanghyuk-niim!”

“Nope~. I’m going on a date.”

“Are you happy with just linking arms? You only get the pleasure of your chests touching. Pussy sex is the best!”

“……Hey! Just linking arms…. Don’t think like that.”

I stroked En-chan’s head as if to appease her.

“I’m walking down the street arm in arm with my lovely girlfriend.”

“You’re only touching chests. Hurry up and do some pussy pounding~~ Hurry~.”

“You don’t understand this. This kind of sweetness is good.”

Even if she glared at me with her eyes wide open like a brat throwing a tantrum at the mart, even Dihirit couldn’t make me angry right now.

“Okay. Should I turn off time stop?”

“Where, I’ll watch and see what a date is like!”

“Oh, really? Go ahead and watch~ Watch as much as you want.”

If I can teach this perverted goddess the good points of pure love, I can show her my date.

Since she’s a goddess who spies on me when I have sex and stacks up ㅇㅈ [ㅇㅈ is likely an abbreviation for a Korean slang term, possibly related to approval or acknowledgement], I don’t think about privacy invasion.

Watch if you want.

As soon as time stop ended, I kissed Yuuna on the cheek.

*Chu.*

Yuuna was startled by the sudden skinship.

“M-Momo…!”

“Because you’re pretty.”

“…….”

Yuuna’s hands got even sweatier.

“Shall we rest on a bench for a bit?”

“Y-yes.”

I lay down on a park bench and put my head on Yuuna’s lap.

Lap pillow, it was natural.

Yuuna was flustered, but she neatly gathered her thighs and supported my head.

“Give me a lap pillow.”

“You’re already using it!?”

*Sniff.* *Haa.*

I love my girlfriend’s soft thighs….

I even turned over towards her stomach, sniffing and rubbing my face against her.

It was a somewhat perverted skinship, but Yuuna was absorbed in the fun of touching my ears, hair, and face little by little with her hands.

“Why? Am I handsome?”

“You’re handsome.”

When I smiled, showing my teeth, Yuuna also kissed me on the cheek.

“……Oh.”

“It’s, it’s the fee! The lap pillow fee.”

“Won’t you do it on the lips?”

I closed my eyes and pouted my lips, saying, “Oong~.”

“*Chook*…….”

Yuuna bent down and ‘pecked’ my lips.

[En-chan’s ㄴㅇㅈ+99999999999] [ㄴㅇㅈ is likely a Korean abbreviation, possibly related to acknowledgement or approval, similar to ㅇㅈ.]

The goddess’s childish prank started, unable to withstand the sweet mood.

I got up quickly and opened the status window.

There was no ㄴㅇㅈ stack.

‘She’s just scaring me….’

“Sanghyuk-ah?”

“It’s nothing. I’ll lie down again.”

I love Yuuna’s soft thighs….

I buried my face in her stomach as if charging and rubbed my face against her.

Yuuna stroked my head like she was taking care of a baby, putting her fingers into my scalp and scratching it.

“I’ll give you a massage……♡”

“Yeah… hoo….”

It feels good….

I want to teach this goddess, who only knows the good points of perverted sex, this kind of peace.

“I love you. Yuuna.”

“Eut….”

“Don’t you love me?”

“I love… you… Sanghyuk-ah….”

That’s right.

A pleasant breeze blows…….

“Ah, what did you do with the Mana Steel?”

Yuuna spoke while stroking my scalp.

“I made it into a sword. Now I’m a dual wielder.”

“Dual wielder?”

As someone who likes all kinds of games, a negative image came to mind first, one that only cares about appearance and has no substance.

“My girlfriend is a dual wielder.”

“Why? Is it not good? It’s cool.”

“The diligent class president Yuuna is a dual wielder.”

“Dual wielding, was it a delinquent image?!”

Just kidding….

I checked to see if anyone was watching, then playfully smiled while slightly touching Yuuna’s chest.

“Eut….”

“I like dual wielding. Just kidding. Breasts are also a pair.”

“…….”

“Can I be a dual wielder too?”

*Groping.*

I grabbed both of Yuuna’s breasts and kneaded them,

“Sss. No!”

*Slap!*

I was scolded for having bad hands.

It’s not really skinship you can do outside in broad daylight.

“Your bra is out of place…. Sigh….”

“Fix it for me.”

“How did I come to like such a pervert?”

“Because I’m handsome?”

“…….”

It seems like she can’t really deny it.

I have to seduce women with my handsome face, have a lot of sweet moments, and live comfortably. This life.

My girlfriend’s lap is the best.

“Hoo….”

While getting a scalp massage from Yuuna, I fell asleep.

When I woke up, realizing what happened…….

About an hour had passed.

When I opened my eyes in surprise at the fact that I was sleeping with drool on my face, Yuuna greeted me with a pretty smile.

“Did you sleep well?”

“……Ah, ahem.”

Yuuna pulled out a tissue and wiped my drool.

“You were sleeping so comfortably with drool on your face~?”

“I haven’t been able to sleep well lately….”

Ah. I shouldn’t have said that!

“You can’t sleep? Why?”

Yuuna whispered in a small voice, as if she knew everything, so that no one around could hear.

“Was Brigette’s pussy that~ good?”

“…….”

I was sleep talking… I messed up!

I came out on a date with my girlfriend and fell asleep, and I was talking about another girl’s pussy?

“Hmph. So~ you liked your junior’s pussy that much. Enough to mutter about it in your sleep.”

This is the result of not sleeping for two days and only having sex.

“Yuuna….”

“Are you not having fun with me?”

“No…. It’s just too comfortable….”

I hurriedly got up and hugged Yuuna.

“Are your legs sore?”

“There are a lot of pretty girls with big breasts around Sanghyuk. I don’t have big breasts like that….”

Yuuna muttered in my arms.

“Do you ever regret dating me?”

“…….”

Regret? No way.

I slowly faced Yuuna and brushed her brown hair back with my hand.

She doesn’t even get angry that her hairstyle is messed up.

Yuuna looked up at me with her blue eyes.

“There’s no girlfriend as special as Yuuna.”

“……You have Hena.”

“She’s my first girlfriend. She’s incredibly special in that she’s the first.”

I have no intention of denying that Hena is special.

She’s my first girlfriend, her breasts are Serena-level, and her face is pretty…….

Anyway, she’s really good at ‘taking it’, so my dick can’t handle it.

However. Yuuna may be even more special than that.

“Yuuna is my second, who made my harem, so I like you.”

“Harem….”

“I couldn’t have started without Yuuna. The other girls have already come into the nest that Yuuna made with difficulty and are sitting comfortably.”

“Hmm. It’s hard to start.”

For example, it’s not difficult for someone who has ten girlfriends to date twenty people because the system for meeting multiple people is already established.

You just have to find the partner.

Since you already have ten girlfriends, it means that all other difficulties have been resolved.

The difficult thing is when you have one girlfriend.

When everyone thinks you should only date ‘one’ girlfriend.

“The harem that Hena and you made for me, holding hands, is a really big gift.”

“That’s right. I and Hena were the godmothers of Sanghyuk’s harem.”

“That’s right. The original wives.”

Yuuna’s expression brightened then.

“How were they? While I was gone, were they making Sanghyuk feel good?”

“Yeah. It was good. Especially Hilaria and Brigette, their breasts are big and soft. And their insides are very tight.”

“You have to filter out the weird ones well? Only the ones who can make Sanghyuk happy.”

“Of course.”

I’m confident I can keep that well!

In fact, I filtered out the mating with another freshman who appealed so passionately that she even kissed my dick.

“Sigh. You have such a cute girlfriend, but you like doing it with other girls so much~?”

“I like it….”

“You playboy.”

It’s true, so it doesn’t hurt.

Yuuna whispered softly in my arms.

“Still… I like you….”

“I like you too.”

*Chu, chu.*

It’s a park bench where we can’t openly kiss with our tongues intertwined.

We had to be satisfied with looking at each other and pecking each other’s lips, like birds pecking at food.

“But Yuuna can’t look at other men besides me.”

“……Here.”

Yuuna held out her phone.

There was no password on it.

“Why the phone? All of a sudden.”

“This is what I wanted to show you.”

Ah, what I wanted to show you?

When I asked for a date, she said she would show me something, right?

“What is it?”

When I opened the phone…….

Yuuna’s Dunsta [Likely a play on Instagram] follower list came up.

“Check it! I, I’ve cut off all the men.”

“…….”

No….

For a boyfriend who builds a harem and cums in other girls’ pussies,

she made it so that I’m the only man she knows!?

“Yuuna…….”

“Sanghyuk, you don’t really like girls who are active on SNS [Social Networking Services].”

“…….”

How did she know that again?

Seeing me speechless, Yuuna directly scrolled through the follower list.

“Look. There are no men following me back.”

“You don’t have any male friends either?”

“There are people I get close to while working as a hunter. I’ve cleared them all out.”

“You didn’t have to…… do this much. It’s not like I’m a possessive man or anything.”

Yuuna smiled as if she knew my heart.

“You’re saying that while your lips are going up? Huh? Kim Sanghyuk~?”

“…….”

I never told her why I dislike girls who are active on SNS, but Yuuna knew exactly.

Girls know that their boyfriends don’t like their male friends.

They just know it and don’t cut off contact for reasons of social life or exchange.

If that happens, even if the girl has no feelings, she will be endlessly courted by men who want to do something with Yuuna at least once.

I hated that itself.

I myself build a harem, but I want to monopolize women.

I couldn’t say it out loud because my conscience was pricked…….

“You wanted your girlfriend to be like this, right?”

If Hena had only had me since we were childhood friends,

Yuuna actively becomes a girlfriend who only has me.

There was such a difference between the two.

“…Actually, I’m happy.”

“You can look at my phone anytime. As much as you want.”

“It’s enough to know your heart. I don’t intend to monitor you like that….”

I handed the phone back to Yuuna.

“Because I know Yuuna only has me.”

“…You’re so confident? How can you be so sure?”

“I feel like I just received such a confession?”

“Eut…!”

Yuuna’s cheeks turned red.

“That’s right……. That’s right! I only have you. What! If you abandon me, I’ll cry and curse you!”

*Chu chu♡*

I kept kissing the cute Yuuna, and then I ran out of the park as if fleeing because I could even feel the gazes around me.

“We kissed too much…! You idiot, you idiot!”

“But you liked it, right?”

Yuuna couldn’t deny it. She held my hand tightly.