My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 139

< 138 > A Story of Getting a Dick Slap from My Small, Soft Girlfriend’s Mom (1)

“I… tomorrow… might not be able to move… because of muscle pain….”

“Let’s go. The motel owner said we can’t extend our stay anymore.”

“Can I take a commemorative photograph [a photo to remember the occasion]?”

A commemorative photograph?

Yuuna put her cheek against my hard-on like it was a friend and took a selfie.

“What, is it a memento of getting fucked by my dick?”

“Ehehe… My boyfriend’s *wangjaji* [a slang term for a large penis]… looks good…♡”

One photo kissing my dick, one with my glans in her mouth,

One with her under my balls, using my dick pillar as an eye遮盖 [eye cover, implying she’s using it to block her eyes like a child].

After taking those two-shots with my dick, Yuuna put down her phone, looking satisfied.

“I’ll look at them when I get home~.”

She must have really wanted to take pictures of my dick.

“Shall we go now?”

“Yeah. Ah…!”

Yuuna almost fell while getting off the bed.

“Are you okay?”

“Haa… haaht… muscle pain… is here…!”

Maybe it was too much sex for her petite frame,

Her legs were shaking; she really might not be able to move.

Yuuna looked up at me with sparkling eyes.

“Give me a piggyback ride.”

…I have no choice since it’s the queen’s order.

“Get on my back, your Majesty.”

“Ugh, euheum. This is a nice, wide back~.”

“When is the queen costume assjob?”

“That! Needs preparation… If you fuck me with today’s intensity without preparation, it’ll definitely tear….”

I gently caress Yuuna’s butt while carrying her on my back.

With a touch full of lingering feelings.

“Ung… unghut… I know… I’ll do it as soon as I’m ready. I won’t forget; I’ll do it for you….”

Gently caress….

When we got outside, a cool night breeze blew.

“Should I take you home?”

“I want to be with you a little longer~~.”

“Isn’t it time to go home?”

“I told my mom I’d be late.”

Looks like she’s planning to have dinner with me.

Yuuna whispered in my ear.

“As a memento of our first date, can’t we be together a little longer…?”

“…Okay. Let’s go eat.”

The *samgyeopsal* [Korean grilled pork belly] restaurant we found.

It wasn’t the time to be elegantly looking for an *omakase* [a Japanese dining experience where the chef chooses the dishes] place at 10 PM, so we stopped by a *samgyeopsal* place that also served *gukbap* [Korean rice soup].

We decided to only have half a bottle of soju [Korean distilled rice liquor] each.

“Aren’t your parents worried?”

“Yeah… When I left the house, my mom awkwardly gave me a condom, telling me to make sure to use *pieim* [Korean word for contraception]….”

“Cough….”

I almost spat out the water I was drinking.

Because I repaid her parents’ concern with 질내사정 [ejaculation inside] pregnancy sex.

But Yuuna smiled prettily, as if she felt relieved.

“I betrayed her, didn’t I? My mom’s feelings.”

“…I should go apologize next time.”

“Oh, are you going to put my mom in your harem like Hena’s mom?”

…Is my *haengjeok* [past actions] exposed!?

I empty my water glass instead of my soju glass and laugh.

“Hena’s mom is an *onahol* [a sex toy, often a silicone mold].”

“…That’s so *yahae* [vulgar/obscene]. Really *yahae*. Treating a woman like an *onahol*.”

“I don’t mess with women who have *imja* [someone already claimed/taken].”

“That’s why it’s dangerous… Because we don’t have a dad at home….”

….

Seriously. Why doesn’t every house have a dad?

At this rate, will all the children born be daughters?

Is it the curse of OnaAka [likely a reference to a specific online community or meme]?

“What happened to him?”

“He got caught in a *jungryeokpa* [gravity wave] and went missing.”

“Hmm.”

I see.

That’s a *napdeuk*-able [understandable/convincing] cause of death. Because this is a society where you have to earn coins in the dungeon for your daughter and wife to even have something to eat….

If you’re lucky, you earn money, but if you’re unlucky, you don’t go home that day.

“Don’t worry too much. This kind of family is *heunhan* [common/typical]. If you don’t earn enough to retire, men are always doing dangerous hunter work.”

“So you jumped into the hunter industry early?”

“Yeah. I have to feed my family!”

Yuuna was a *sonyeo gajang* [a young female head of household].

When I think about it, my family isn’t that different. I’ve never heard about my dad….

Our family is even in a situation where my mom is going abroad to earn money.

‘This kind of family is *heunhan*…….’

Today,

I felt like I understood more deeply why Yuuna couldn’t help but cry in front of the movie theater.

“I won’t die, Yuuna.”

“What. Suddenly? Are you reassuring me?”

“I really won’t die. I can’t die even if I try to. The god who loves me has a strong *jipchak* [obsession].”

“…God?”

I didn’t even drink, but naturally….

The story I couldn’t tell until now came out of my mouth.

“The god who… called me here.”

“…?”

Yuuna didn’t seem to understand everything 100%, but

She quickly had a bright face.

“Then I have to thank that god. Because she made 상혁 [Sanghyuk] meet me….”

“Yuuna….”

“You don’t have to say those things to reassure me! I’m stronger than I look, you know? Stronger than my mom. I won’t just let my husband go into a dangerous dungeon!”

Hearing those words made my heart swell.

…Right.

Even if I have absolute cheat powers and En-chan is helping me, so I’ll never die.

How could a heroine living in this world believe those words?

There’s no need to explain.

Yuuna was just a female student with a warm heart who wanted to protect our family with me.

I want to get married….

I want to spoil her so much that she can’t come to her senses!

“Let’s get stronger together.”

“Yeah!”

“Let’s get stronger together, make a lot of money, and retire.”

“That’s the one!”

We lightly clink soju glasses.

Yuuna blew on the hot *samgyeopsal* and put it in her mouth, smiling that it was delicious.

That’s how dinner started.

The atmosphere ripened,

And the promise to order one bottle and drink half each became meaningless, and we each emptied two bottles.

I was pleasantly drunk, but Yuuna passed out.

“…Oh no. Yuuna?”

I have to take her home.

I paid and came out, then took a taxi.

It’s helpful that Yuuna’s phone doesn’t have a password at times like this. I decided to tell her mother the situation directly.

[Mom♡]

You said you’d be home by 00:00? Why aren’t you here?

[Mom♡]

Are you going to keep making Mom worry?

[Mom♡]

Why aren’t you answering the phone?

[Yuuna]

I’m sorry, *eomeonim* [mother/mom – formal]. I’m Yuuna’s boyfriend. Yuuna drank a little bit… I’m taking her home now.

[Mom♡]

Alcohol?? Are you 상혁 [Sanghyuk] then?

[Yuuna]

Yes. I’ll see you soon.

I checked Yuuna’s home address.

When I took her to the front door, a small, soft girl with Siena-系 [Siena-esque] brown hair that looked exactly like Yuuna
Had her arms crossed and was waiting for me.

Wait a minute… A girl?

Yuuna’s mother should be in her late 30s at the youngest….

Even in the dark night, her snow-white skin, which could only be seen by the taxi’s headlights, was a striking beauty.

As expected of a heroine’s mom. This person is also aging in reverse.

Yuuna’s height is about 160cm, so compared to me, who is close to 190, there’s a height difference of about 1.5 heads,

So she has a small princess feel,

…But her mother’s height is even more extreme; she looks to be in her late 140s [centimeters]!

If she stood straight, her gaze would only reach my sternum.

Even her body shape is quite different from the slender Yuuna.

Is it because she’s already given birth? Serena-like 폭유 [large breasts] and a curvy butt….

The 배덕-ical [morally corrupt/forbidden] appearance of a mature woman’s body, but shrunk in size,

「Ah, right, this is a super 천박-한 [vulgar/crude] eroge [erotic game/story]」

I was slightly dizzy as I remembered the truth of this world.

[Bonus Stage♡]

[Girlfriend’s Mom is a Shortstack, Optimized for 오나홀 [sex toy]!?]

[If you make her an 오나홀 [sex toy] right now, you’ll even get a stat bonus from the 애엄마 [mother] synergy♡]

[How about a small, soft 애엄마 보지 [mother’s vagina]★]

As if it was the right time, En-chan’s 천박-한 [vulgar/crude] viral marketing started, asking if I’d like to try making the 애엄마 보지 [mother’s vagina] into an 오나홀 [sex toy].

Let’s get my head straight….

I also thought she was optimized for 오나홀 [sex toy] as soon as I saw her, but now is not the time to be thinking about that.

“Yuuna. Wake up. We’re home.”

“Ung… Uuung….”

Yuuna’s mom. She looked very angry at first glance.

I’ll send the taxi away and take a moment to catch my breath. I can’t laugh because she’s cute. I can’t laugh because she’s cute.

I resolved to put all my energy into managing my expression,

And confronted the soft Yuuna’s mom, who was approaching with her arms crossed.

“I, *eomeonim* [mother/mom – formal]……”

“Are you Kim Sanghyuk? How could you feed my child so much alcohol that she’s like this at this hour!”

…She’s cute.

“I’m sorry….”

I supported Yuuna and bowed my head deeply.

Even so, it’s a violent composition where the mother has to look up at me.

“I won’t let this happen again.”

“…….”

“*Eomeoni* [mother/mom – less formal]?”

“Th, that can happen! It’s okay.”

That doesn’t make sense.

How can a short woman have this much sexiness…!?

I shouldn’t be thinking this, but the mother’s missy dress was incredibly destructive. She has an innocent face,

But her soft 폭유 [large breasts] was emphasized without a bra, making me want to touch them just by looking at them.

I want to put her in my arms and rub them all day until I get sick of it…!!

“Mommy~ Mommy. Hehe… Sanghyuk-ah. My mom’s breasts are really big.”

“…Hey, hey! Ah. How much did you drink… you don’t even know how to drink…!”

“About two bottles… I’m sorry. Her condition was weird from about one bottle, but I think she kept drinking because of the atmosphere.”

“Mom’s breasts are really big… Sanghyuk likes… boobies……”

“…….”

“…….”

Anyway, I have to go back quickly.

“I’ll be going now. *Eomeonim* [mother/mom – formal]. I’ll formally greet you again next time……”

“Mommy boobies~.”

“Hey…!”

Oh my god….

The visual of the two of them entangled together is violently lovely.

If the Hestia & Hena mother-daughter duo are optimized only for 천박-한 [vulgar/crude] *boji* [vagina] sex,

The Yuuna mother-daughter duo looked like the cutest creatures in the world were competing against each other in cuteness.

Yuuna seriously doesn’t look like she’s in a weight class where she can win a fight against anyone,

But her smaller and softer mother couldn’t handle the drunk Yuuna and was being tossed around.

…I’m not a man if I don’t help!

“I’ll help you, *eomeoni* [mother/mom – less formal]!”

I easily supported Yuuna.

The mother hiccuped when she saw me pick up Yuuna and bring her like an object without her feet touching the ground.

“Hic.”

“*Eomeoni* [mother/mom – less formal]?”

“Y, yes. Help me a little… Yeah. It’s n, nice that a man is using his strength…….”

The thought that her mother would be looking at me like a giant made me think she was even cuter.

…I must never show it!

Yuuna spread out very 질펀-하게 [messily/uninhibitedly], thinking she was home.

Her mother even took off her shoes and socks for her.

“Eungheu… Eung… Sanghyuk-ah… I love you….”

“Yeah, yeah. I love you too.”

I could finally take a breath after laying Yuuna on the bed.

“She said she’d be back in the evening……”

“Mom… I’m sorry… Ung… I did it with Sanghyuk without a condom.”

“…What are you talking about?”

…I have to run away.

Yuuna’s mother grabs me as I slowly back away.

“Sanghyuk-*gun* [Mr. Sanghyuk – polite suffix]?”

This isn’t a size that can be overcome with “I’m sorry”?

“…You didn’t use *pieim* [contraception]?”

This is a disaster….

Even if there was an agreement between me and Yuuna, this is the worst way to tell her parents.

The moment I felt that nothing I said would work,

The drunk Yuuna suddenly raised her upper body… and showed the condom that was in her bag.

“I can’t use this anyway… It doesn’t fit Sanghyuk’s size….”

“Wh, what are you talking about? Condoms stretch well. There’s no place they don’t fit?”

….

It’s clear that her mother was also at a loss for what to do with the 무지성 [thoughtless/unthinking] condom talk.

She left aside the good solution of buying a different size and started to get hung up on whether the condom she bought fit or not.

“No way~.”

“Yes, it does!”

“I’m telling you it doesn’t… It’s because Mom hasn’t seen Sanghyuk’s *juji* [slang for penis]….”

“There’s no place it doesn’t fit?”

*Eomeoni* [mother/mom – less formal]… that’s not the important thing….

The small mother stared at me intently. She seemed to feel wronged for some reason.

I stood in a polite posture with the mindset that I wouldn’t get hit.

“Mom will tell you. How to use a condom…!”

Uh oh?

The conversation flow is weird?

“Sanghyuk-*gun* [Mr. Sanghyuk – polite suffix], take out your *jaji* [slang for penis]. I’m going to show our daughter how to use a condom.”

“…Um, *eomeoni* [mother/mom – less formal]….”

“Aren’t you going to take out your *jaji* [slang for penis] quickly?”

Hmm… I don’t know either.

I’m also drunk, so I took off my pants since her mother allowed me to.

And….

Dangling.

The mother’s cowardly hiccups became more serious.

A small condom, held by a small, cute creature, looking at a giant *jaji* [slang for penis]……