My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 156

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I never imagined I’d witness such a scene…….

After sending her immature daughters to the Academy, Hye-jung let out a long sigh.

She thought they were exemplary daughters who could manage well even away from their mother, but like the children they were, they caused a huge accident…….

Even the thought of what lay ahead made her head spin.

‘Was Sang-hyuk always this handsome?’

The face she saw against the dim backdrop of the room before dawn kept floating before her eyes.

His eyes slightly unfocused, his clothes not ironed, and even his slightly gaping mouth—probably from a steamy night with her younger sisters—all seemed… decadent.

She didn’t remember adopting a sexy handsome man…….

‘Kids grow up so fast….’

Is he even the same person…?

Hye-jung was puzzled.

When she saw her naked daughters sprawled on the sofa and floor, twitching, her first instinct was to make anyone who touched her daughters pay…….

But the moment she faced Sang-hyuk, she wasn’t even angry.

She immediately understood how her grown-up daughters could allow him to… well, you know.

Hye-jung is also a woman. She couldn’t help but think that if she had lived under the same roof with a man like that during her younger days, she would have been all over him every day…….

‘What am I even imagining about my son?’

Hye-jung shook her head.

She thought that pure feelings of attraction to the opposite sex had all died out a dozen years ago, but seeing them wriggle, they were quite tenacious.

This deep, heavy, and unresolved desire is like the desperate last dance of an aging female.

At first, she just endured it, and later, she suppressed it with alcohol and cigarettes for over a decade.

‘……It’s good to be young.’

Looking back at that scene,

Hye-jung thought it wasn’t just youth, but an explosion of youth.

Even if it’s a ridiculous game of fire, if they can look back later and recall how much fun and happiness they had, then she didn’t want to scold them too much.

‘Still, both of them getting pregnant without a plan is too much.’

Thump!

Hye-jung slammed the table for no reason.

‘…I need alcohol.’

Wiggling her big butt, she rummages through the refrigerator. Her trusty companion, canned beer, was naturally not in the refrigerator.

‘Should I go out and buy some….’

Hye-jung, lightly dressed, drew everyone’s attention when she came out to the convenience store.

It’s not unusual to see an exotic beauty in Korea these days, but Hye-jung is exceptionally beautiful.

A platinum-blonde beauty who makes it immediately clear where Serena and Stella’s genes came from.

She is so beautiful that she exudes an aura that makes it difficult for others to approach her carelessly.

The person in question, however, is without a care in the world.

She already feels like she has let everything go, so her movements are somewhat swaggering. [Swaggering: walking or behaving with an over-the-top confidence.]

She even yawns openly. It’s because she didn’t get enough sleep yesterday.

“Hey, noona [Noona: a Korean term used by males to address older females. Equivalent to ‘older sister’ or ‘miss’], do you go to this Academy?”

“Huh~?”

Hye-jung slightly narrowed her eyes at the brazen attempt to pick her up by a male student.

“You, noona?”

“3rd-year noona. Can I get your number?”

“…….”

‘These days, kids are good at flattering.’ That’s what Hye-jung thought.

“I’m a mom.”

“Pardon?”

The male student’s eyes widened.

“I said, I’m a mom.”

“……Oh, um, sorry….”

Hye-jung sighed. Until she returned with a few cans of beer and cigarettes,

She received the attention that could be called the destiny of a beauty, but Hye-jung was indifferent.

In fact, Korea is quite polite to her.

When she goes abroad, there are quite a few guys who reach out and touch her without hesitation.

When Hye-jung walks down the street, a considerable number of men pass by saying ridiculous lines like, ‘Hey, sexy cat.’

She is indifferent to everything. She has never thought about dating.

She will quietly grow old and die like this. After raising her daughters well.

One can of this beer will be enough for her grave.

“Haaam.”

Hye-jung heated up the chicken skewers she bought as a snack in the microwave and sat on the sofa,

While mindlessly searching for a TV channel to watch, she discovered the cute household account book written by Serena.

‘She’s still using something like this.’

She didn’t even do this when she was newly married.

It was a cute household account book with Serena’s favorite chubby rabbit characters decorating the cover.

Probably no one but Serena herself has ever opened it.

“Hmm.”

Hye-jung opened the household account book out of curiosity.

All the expenses and income to date are written in detail in handwriting.

‘What’s with the sexy underwear…….’

It’s the underwear Serena bought recently….

‘If she’s writing something like this in the household account book, she’s practically seducing him openly.’

……It was the moment when a reasonable guess emerged that there would have been several… *brakes* before it became ‘such a vulgar thing.’

If a healthy man full of energy endures the carnal attacks of his younger sisters for even a day, he’s done well. Yeah.

Because they are pretty like me.

‘She’s starting to earn quite a bit.’

[Serena – 950 coin]

[Stella – 1,750 coin]

Hye-jung couldn’t help but admire the income of Stella and Serena in the Academy.

She’s relieved that they seem to be doing better than her in the prestigious Academy.

In the future, she will need money to an extent that this won’t even be enough…….

‘Huh?’

[Kim Sang-hyuk – 300,000 coin]

(Note – Our oppa [Oppa: a Korean term used by females to address older males. Equivalent to ‘older brother’ or ‘mister’] is the best♡♡♡♡)

“What…… is this?”

She thought she had misread.

300,000…… coins? 300 million won [Won: the currency of South Korea]……?

Even if she turned the household account book upside down, the share of Kim Sang-hyuk in this month’s income was ridiculously high.

Did Serena record it wrong?

‘……It’s not money you can earn by just living in the Academy.’

Did he sneak into the forbidden area or something?

Something’s strange. Something’s wrong…….

Even though she doesn’t know what level he is, she remembers hearing from Stella a long time ago that Kim Sang-hyuk’s grades in the Academy weren’t good…….

Is it a little different now?

‘Hmm……. He must have written it as a joke.’

Anyway, Mom also wrote down the price of the canned beer, cigarettes, and snacks she bought today under Serena’s neat handwriting.

‘Academy life, do your best, kids~. And please let Mom retire…….’

Hye-jung was tired of even going on overseas expeditions now.

She would be happy if someone could get her out of this grind of labor…….

She hears that another child will be born under her children within a year.

‘I’m overflowing with work. Overflowing. Hahaha. Sob…….’

Hye-jung chuckled and gulped down the beer.

*

Paradoxically, what I need to be most wary of in 「Onahole Academy」 is family.

Family is also what I love. I almost chose a life of only resolving my… *urges* in the arms of my pretty younger sisters who take care of my… *needs* for free, but I barely managed to come back.

Even though I saw the end of such vulgarity, En-chan says things like, 「Let’s even eat the sexy platinum-blonde stepmom and complete the collection effect!」…….

……How strong will I become if I complete it?

No, no!

Let’s get our minds right. If even my stepmom comes at me, I won’t be able to leave the house forever. It’s the completion of the perverted love triangle where the male can’t leave until he goes to heaven.

Kind and pretty Serena, and the blonde tsundere [Tsundere: a character who is initially cold and hostile but gradually reveals a warmer, friendlier side] Stella, who is outwardly prickly but loves her oppa more than anyone else inside.

Even now, the two of them are lovely enough to be too much for me.

However, thinking that I could take a breather if I came out to the Academy was my delusion.

“Kim Sang-hyuk!”

“Kim Sang-hyuk!”

When I turned around because someone called out with a pretty voice at the same time, the blonde twin sisters hugged me tightly.

A man who receives a hug from pretty and lovely twin sisters from the morning. That was me.

“Why didn’t you come yesterday?”

“Why didn’t you come yesterday?”

“Wait a minute…. Who is who….”

When I tried to turn on Insight to check, the two of them quickly covered my eyes.

“Guess!”

Boobie boobie.

The Kannika and Sanbika sisters rubbed their bodies against me.

“Um….”

I grabbed the left breast.

“This one is… Nika?”

“Wrong!”

It was Bika. I thought it was Nika because of the elastic breasts.

“You were trying to distinguish us by talent~? Master. I can see right through you.”

“Touching my sister’s breasts from the morning. You’re still the Master.”

“…….”

It felt strange to be called Master by a classmate from the morning.

This is a common situation in eroge [Eroge: a Japanese term for erotic video games], but when applied to reality, the wording ‘Master’ is much stronger than I thought.

Especially if the other person is an active female student…….

“Ah. It got hard. Master….”

“Shall we relieve you? Huh?”

“It’s okay…….”

No.

There are too many women trying to help me relieve my… *tension*.

“Take responsibility for us. Master.”

“Yeah. Take us! We can’t hide it from our parents anymore either.”

“What are you talking about?”

When I followed the twin sisters, the two of them showed me the Hotclip─short for Hot Clip Bulletin Board─on the panel.

The 3rd-ranked video was the Personality Excretion Twin Sisters.

Holy shit mother fucker.

I was very shaken inside.

“What is this! Huh!”

Bika poked me.

“I went to argue with you yesterday, but you didn’t come to school! I thought you ran away. Master.”

“No, I didn’t run away, but…….”

This is…….

I wouldn’t have anything to say even if the twin sisters tried to kill me…….

Fortunately, the two people’s vaginas were not exposed, but their… *backsides* were also very private parts,

So Nika’s reaction to being hit by my Personality Excretion Moonlight and squirting was almost art.

The number of ‘likes’ is no joke either.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t know it would be filmed so well.”

“You have to take responsibility from now on. Master.”

Swoosh.

After checking if there was anyone around, I hugged Nika tightly and kissed her.

“Muuung.”

Of course, I have to take responsibility.

I asked while mixing my tongue with Nika.

“Did it go in well? After eating hamburgers with your sister.”

“Woong…. Churu…. Chup…. It went in well.”

At that time, Bika, who looked exactly like her older sister, opened her mouth wide and waited next to me.

Like a cute baby bird waiting for its mother bird to give it food.

“Chyu?”

I immediately kissed Bika too.

“I came out to take responsibility. Like this.”

“Woong…. Chup…. Chup…. Embarrassing scenes, shown to people, but….”

“It doesn’t matter since I became Sang-hyuk’s onahole [Onahole: slang for a person used for sexual gratification].”

“I’ll introduce you to your seniors later. It’s a bit difficult to take them out of here.”

“Onahole senior?”

“Onahole senior?”

The twin sisters are a great match.

Lovely….

I especially remember when the two of them were eating hamburgers in front of me. It’s stored in my memory album like a good memory after having… *fun* together.

“I’ll go now.”

“It’s a shame we’re not in the same class.”

“It’s a shame. I take care of Master’s… *needs* every day.”

…….

Bika, saying such things so casually…….

“……Was it lewd?”

“…….”

“Seeing the blonde twin sisters who used to mess with Kim Sang-hyuk surrender, does it make you horny?”

The twin sisters smiled gleefully.

I feel like if I keep playing around like this, I’ll really fall for them and have… *fun*.

‘…….’

It might be a relief that the 1st graders don’t run into each other here.

It’s a big deal that my… *excitement* is high, but I’m somehow enduring it under the thought that I have to keep social norms.

“Have a good class today. Master.”

“Are we going to say hello when we see each other at the training ground?”

“Yeah.”

I hugged Nika and Bika and headed to the classroom.

Yuuna was waiting for me in the classroom.

That wistful look I saw on our date, my heart is pounding.

“Heung. You’re late because you were playing with the twin sisters?”

“……I’m late. Because I was playing with the twin sisters.”

Yuuna showing jealousy. Cute.

She’s sitting down naturally as if she’s decided to change her seat to next to me.

The male student who was originally sitting in that seat looked at me with a pathetic look.

“Sorry….”

“It’s okay….”

And, our Hena, who I feel like I haven’t seen in a long time.

She still has amazing breasts that I should call the god of breasts.

Serena is not far behind, but Hena’s breasts have a lascivious defenselessness that makes me want to rub them.

I want to touch them. I want to touch them. I want to touch them.

Maybe it’s because I’ve been having… *fun* all day yesterday, but I want to put my hand on those huge breasts and rub them.

But this is the Academy.

Ahem, you can’t do that openly…!!

“S, Sang-hyuk-ah….”

Shy as if it’s been a long time.

Hena smiled bashfully.

“Hello….”

Is she the same Hena who wore a daring witch costume and followed me around?

She seems to have returned to her gloomy otaku [Otaku: a person with obsessive interests, particularly in anime and manga] concept again, and she doesn’t seem to have any confidence.

Yuuna smirked at that.

“Her confidence has been reset. She needs to recharge.”

“……Haha.”

Who is she recharging with? My… *you know*?

“Did you need me? Hena?”

“Yeah…. If. If I think of Sang-hyuk as my boyfriend……. Ehe…….”

It seems like her confidence recharge has started.

Ugh. Our cute Hena.

I held Hena’s hand tightly. This is the model answer for skinship that can be done openly in the Academy.

“What’s the first class today? Model student Yuuna-sensei [Sensei: a Japanese term for teacher or instructor]?”

“Don’t you check the app? What are you going to do in the future if you’re so lazy?”

“I’m going to live while being spoiled by Yuuna.”

“……Heu-heum.”

Yuuna sat next to me, resting her chin on her hand and staring at me intently.

Damn it, she’s lovely.

I even feel like I really want her to change seats.

“I wonder what kind of class there will be? Woong?”

“…….”

I secretly held Yuuna’s hand under the desk and fiddled with it.

“My dungeon wife seems to know.”

It cannot be left out of the student training curriculum of Essol Academy……

Mass-produced dungeon play.

Our Onahole Squad has started to aim for the shortest time and most clears record for the 2nd year.

“Next!”

Yuuna, who has changed her job to dual wielding, is full of confidence.

Yukihime in one hand, and a jet-black Ebony Blade in the other.

The black sword was the result of the inter-school competition.

“Let’s go together~.”

“We’re like Pac-Man eating gravity waves.”

“What’s Pac-Man?”

……Don’t my girlfriends know what Pac-Man is?

I was slightly shocked. Was it an old concept enough to be called a generational difference!

“Ah. I know….”

Hena muttered.

Thank goodness……. She knows.

“I saw it in a movie… the yellow thing….”

“…….”

She doesn’t know the game…….

Just as we were inspecting our firearms and about to enter the next dungeon, we met a familiar nuisance.

It was Dihrit.

But her face is a bit strange.