My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 157

< 157 > Student Council President’s Summons

“Kim Sanghyuk.”

Diherit stared at me and spoke first.

“What?”

We were first again this time. I was wondering if we should just let them go in instead of fighting over the entrance rights in front of the dungeon.

I was slightly contemplating it, but…

Looking at Yuuna’s expression, she had no intention of yielding. Our class president wasn’t the type to allow that.

“Are you going into this dungeon?”

“That’s the plan. Unless you guys stop us.”

“We won’t stop you. Go ahead.”

Huh?

Seeing her yield so readily, Yuuna and I exchanged glances.

What’s wrong with them?

The usual prickliness was gone.

“And, I’m sorry about before.”

“Huh?”

Diherit apologizing?

“I’m sorry for looking down on you and insulting you as an Onahole Collector.”

“……”

Slightly embarrassed, Diherit didn’t wait for my reply and left with her party members.

What’s really going on?

“Did she eat something wrong?”

“Um… there’s a rumor going around that her older sister scolded her.”

“Sister?”

“A 3rd-year student was asking around about your relationship with Diherit because of the Inter-Academy Exchange.”

…Inter-Academy Exchange?

I couldn’t think of anything.

“You know, how Diherit kept obsessing over you.”

“Ah.”

“Didn’t she think it was a form of bullying? I wouldn’t stand by if my younger sibling was acting like a thug.”

I, the person involved, wasn’t even paying attention.

Whether she apologized or not, it was outside my interest.

“So, are you going to accept the apology?”

“I don’t know. I’m curious about what kind of person her sister is.”

What did she do to turn that kid into a docile sheep?

Yuuna stared at me intently.

“You’ve already hit on all the 1st and 2nd years, so are you going to try hitting on the capable 3rd-year seniors next?”

“I didn’t have any impure intentions!”

Hena shrunk her shoulders.

“The seniors are scary.”

“The 3rd-year seniors are kind of scary. The student council president too, they give off a complete elite vibe.”

“Is that so?”

To me, they’re all just academy students… I think. Because as you get older, you realize that one year difference isn’t a big deal.

But at Yuuna’s age, a year difference feels very significant.

“They’re 3rd years who have been through everything. There are many squads connected to Stardus, and many superstars… and girl groups….”

Listening closely to Yuuna’s story, the 3rd years at this prestigious academy in this world feel different.

They’re people who have broken through unimaginable competition to get here.

The 3rd years I know all exude an aura of having something special.

Student Council President Isabella, Vice President Evangeline…

I don’t know about the other 3rd years because we’re not in the same building, but I know they are objects of fear and admiration for the underclassmen.

“Superstars and girl groups in just the 3rd year of academy… it’s a completely different world.”

How can they live their lives so diligently?

Is it because the size of their innate talent is different?

In the world I lived in, I saw brilliant talents who became girl group members or rose to stardom at a young age.

Until now, it felt like a completely different world from me,

But it’s a strange feeling to have such groups so close that you could say we breathe the same air.

“Why are you talking like it’s someone else’s business? The hottest person in the 2nd year right now is the personality-excreting hero… Jellyman Kim Sanghyuk.”

The names I’m called have increased again.

Jellyman, Onaholeman, Personality-Excreting Hero.

Hena tugged at my sleeve.

“Huh? Hena?”

“Sanghyuk’s market evaluation. It’s 590,000 coins….”

“Oh… is that a lot?”

“It’s a lot! Hena and I have barely changed.”

…Why?

Didn’t I play the Queen role well? I don’t know the details because I wasn’t on the opposing side.

“Didn’t you watch Hot Clip? The battle between Hilaria and Quintia was number one.”

“Hilaria and Quintia….”

It must be a battle that happened after I left.

“Watch it later. It’s amazing.”

“Let’s finish the dungeon first.”

“Okay!”

Yuuna takes the lead.

Swish.

I held out my hand to Hena. Hena shyly took my hand.

“Ah, okay!”

Growth is important.

Onaholes are important too.

Collecting Onaholes from most goblin and orc monsters has become the most important mission for our Onahole Squad.

“Sanghyuk. Here!”

Yuuna wields her sword to create an opening, and I immediately twist the jaws of the orcs and goblins.

“Personality-Excreting Left Hook!”

“Ogiik!!”

The orc falls backward, making a strange noise.

At first, Yuuna couldn’t even look at the jelly being produced because it was disgusting,

But now she’s quite used to it.

“How is it? Did it come out well?”

“Become an Onahole.”

Whoosh.

The colorful personality jellies turn into Onaholes.

My girlfriends pick them up and bring them to me.

“Thank you.”

“You’re welcome. I need to get used to it too… I’m Sanghyuk’s wife, after all.”

“It became a cute Onahole.”

I stroke both of their heads.

Even I think they’re good companions. The only man in the party uses Personality-Excreting Punches, and they make the personality jelly that the monsters excrete into Onaholes,

They do this suspicious mission with smiling faces without questioning it.

Strength『197』(Encyclopedia Bonus +53)

Agility『124』(Encyclopedia Bonus +58)

Stamina『126』(Encyclopedia Bonus +76)

Skill『191』(Encyclopedia Bonus +45)

(Hidden) Magic『10』(Encyclopedia Bonus +6)

(Hidden) Charm『999』

(Hidden) ㅇㅈ『50』

My collection bonus was at its peak right now.

It’s not because of the Onaholes I collected in the dungeon today, but because of the collection effect of my younger sisters, which I collected at home through Onahole judgment.

“Hoo….”

Yuuna sighed, sweating from moving her body.

“My stats have increased too… but it’s hard to keep up with Sanghyuk’s movements. Now… you really worked hard on the weekends, didn’t you?”

“…Hard. I worked hard.”

I don’t say, ‘It’s thanks to your mom….’

“Ah. Mom says to say hello.”

But Yuuna brought up Sumire first.

“You did well while I was sleeping, didn’t you?”

“…I’m sorry.”

“Did Hena’s mom get attacked too?”

“Yes, she was attacked. My mom is already Sanghyuk’s Onahole…”

“…Okay. Let’s go to the next area.”

“It’s over. They’re dismantling it now.”

What? Already?

Since the Inter-Academy Exchange is over and it’s back to a normal dungeon size. It’s kind of a shame.

Ms. Grania, Ms. Clarissa. I wonder how they’re doing….

“Are you busy thinking about Onaholes? My dear husband.”

Yuuna put her hand on her hip and said disapprovingly.

“Bear with me. I’ll only think about Yuuna now.”

“Ah… un… really…. Ugh…. I can’t help it….”

I hug Yuuna tightly and kiss her neck.

“Ugh… I’m sweaty….”

“That’s what’s good about it.”

“Pervert….”

Hena also stretches out her arms, so I hug her…. Skinship is a bit more intense inside the dungeon.

“Hena is fluffy.”

“Hic!? S, sorry…. I’ll try harder next time…!! I’ll run around!”

“No…. I’m not giving you a hard time!”

I hug and stroke Hena, who is trembling.

“You’re a mage, so stay comfortable in the back. We’ll protect you.”

“Okay.”

“I’m jealous. I wish I had magic talent….”

“Yuuna looks pretty when she uses her sword. That’s why I fell in love at first sight.”

“…Really?”

I can’t say it had no influence, right?

Anyone would be surprised to see a slender female student wielding a sword and defeating large monsters.

“I’m far behind Quintia.”

“Well, that’s… almost art. I don’t think she’s even the same species.”

“I think I know what you mean….”

After the dungeon was dismantled. Yuuna and Hena went to the academy shower room holding hands.

“We’ll wash up and come out! You can go to the cafeteria first!”

“Okay.”

After sending my girlfriends away, I check my phone alone.

Hot Clip bulletin board… it’s there.

Among the Inter-Academy Exchange videos that still occupy the top of the rankings, the number one video was the fierce battle between Quintia and Hilaria.

“Touch my husband?”

Hilaria swung her massive greatsword as if she would split Quintia’s head open.

The ground and walls vibrated from the aftershock alone.

Quintia deflected the attacks with a cool face and counterattacked, but Hilaria’s relentless attacks did not stop.

“You’ll have to give up that pretty face, arm, or leg, right? Quintia!!”

“Use your feathers. If you don’t!”

“If I don’t?”

It’s an amazing battle….

The building walls were shaved off just by the clash of Quintia and Hilaria’s swords.

It actually collapsed.

Quintia stood still and parried all of Hilaria’s attacks and counterattacked, while Hilaria moved like a beast.

If Quintia’s swordsmanship is art, Hilaria’s swordsmanship is wildness.

That’s not a level that others can imitate.

She slides almost lying on the floor, using only her finger strength to brake, and swings her steel sword like creating a typhoon…

It was more than a full swing. It was a devastating swordsmanship that threw her whole body with the sword.

Then, she flew and clung to the opposite ceiling or wall with her climbing talent,

Quintia was like facing a steel storm flying from all directions.

To anyone, it seemed that the slender Quintia had no chance of winning.

“I’ll cut off that arm!”

“You can’t do it with your skills.”

However. The next moment, Quintia had stabbed her sword into Hilaria’s stomach.

“Kuh…!! Cough…!”

“Unless it’s that senior….”

“Got you.”

Hilaria grabbed Quintia and headbutted her while spitting blood.

I thought the great Quintia would allow a proper hit, but…

She dodges that too.

‘…Her eyes are a scam. Now that I see it.’

Quintia’s Crimson Eye proficiency was far superior to mine.

She sees through whatever the opponent does. Hilaria’s brave attacks and bold close combat do not work.

“Hwaaaaaang!”

“Eungaaaaang! The Queen is dying!! True Queen is dying!”

……Looking at the corner.

Yuuna and Isolde were hugging each other and crying in the collapsing building.

“Quintia~! Please control your strength! Please!! We’ll all die if the castle collapses!”

“Senior Sanghyuk!! Hilaria is trying to destroy the castle!! Save ussss!”

…….

Even after Quintia twisted the sword out of Hilaria’s body,

Hilaria swung her sword as if it were nothing, and in the end, the castle really collapsed.

With the sound of thunder and lightning, the screen turned black and the video ended.

They were great supporting actors. Isolde, Yuuna.

Even I would have been terrified if the fortress had collapsed. A stone the size of a house is falling on my head,

Only those who are okay after being hit by that would be calm….

Hilaria, is her body okay?

I’m worried, so should I go visit her?

[Isabella]

Kim Sanghyuk, come to the dojo.

After washing up, the summons from our silver-haired, busty student council president had arrived on my phone.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

I was going to visit my injured girlfriend

[Isabella]

Who said you could reply? Move quickly.

She’s still prickly.

Still, the student council president is a person with a lot of affection.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

Notification to the Onahole Squad, I’m being dragged away by the student council president

[Yuuna]

Ah, whyyyyy ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ The student council president is too much! Stop monopolizing Sanghyuk!

[Hena]

Does the student council president like Sanghyuk?

Does she like me?

I don’t know. Not yet. What’s certain is that she’s not a captured heroine.

Today, there were many people in the dojo besides Nana and the president. Surprisingly, they were all women.

As soon as I appeared, attention was focused on me.

“President. Kim Sanghyuk is here.”

“Kim Sanghyuk.”

“It’s Jellyman….”

“I’m seeing him in person for the first time.”

“……”

I thought everyone in the academy who was going to see me had already seen me.

It seems there are still people who are unfamiliar with me.

Isabella brushed past me in her usual white pants riding suit that revealed the curves of her hips.

Ah, she smells good.

“You were absent yesterday.”

“Ah……. Yes. There was a major event in my family….”

“The reason has been taken into consideration. However, submit the documents in advance next time.”

“…Yes. I understand.”

Did she take care of it for me? The president is so kind?

Her eyes didn’t feel like that at all though.

“Today, we’re going out for hero activities. Your name has started to become known. This is an important activity.”

“Yes.”

“Turn on the hero app. I’ll tell you the details on the way.”

As soon as I turned on the hero app, a flood of sexually appealing DMs from an unspecified number of female heroes poured in.

…….

“…I told you to block them? Perhaps, are you taking advantage of this fame to engage in inappropriate behavior with heroes?”

“Of course not….”

I definitely blocked them back then, why were the options reset?

Is it En-chan……?

‘…….’

There are so many selfies of sexy female heroes…….

Should I collect them and look at them calmly later…?

“Kim Sanghyuk.”

However, the silver-haired, busty student council president in front of me… is overwhelmingly pretty.

She steals all my attention.

“Today’s mission is important. Got it?”

“Yes. President.”

“Don’t look away and only look at me.”

“Ah. Yes. I’ll only look at the president.”

I followed the president’s butt and moved to another neighborhood.

Today’s goal was to deal with a heteromorphic villain who was appearing in multiple cities and disrupting the peace.

“Let’s go. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Yes.”

[Emergency Announcement]

[Villain Disposal in Progress, Please Observe Safety Rules]

“Buy me food when it’s over.”

“Alright.”

I was called before lunch, but food is important.