My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 158

< 158 > Indulging Personality, Enjoyed by All Ages

I took public transportation to the next neighborhood, but what should I do now?

Just as I was thinking that, Isabella hopped over the fence.

Parkour, no way!

Seeing her navigate complex terrain with those breasts and long hair, I was amazed at how well she used her body.

Could I do it too?

I didn’t realize it because I never had a chance to use my full strength against Orcs and Goblins…

‘Hmm.’

I could leap more easily than before.

It was amazing to move exactly as I thought, as I imagined in my head, without any particular training.

Arriving in the alley, Isabella handed me a Bluetooth headset to wear.

“Put this on.”

“What’s this for?”

“Evangeline came along today too.”

Vice President Evangeline. Was that the person I saw before the inter-academy exchange?

A woman with voluminous brown hair and large breasts, like a bundle of maternal love.

As soon as I put the headset on, a lovely voice tickled my eardrums.

“Hello? Sanghyuk. Have you been well since the inter-academy exchange?”

“Yes, I have. How about you, Senior?”

“I’ve been busy. So many people got hurt during the inter-academy exchange, the most ever. Ah, taking care of that is my job. Academy Hospital, you came briefly when you fainted, Sanghyuk.”

“I recovered well, thanks to you. Thank you.”

When I came to, I was already in the infirmary.

Until then, it seems they took care of the wounds I sustained in the ward.

“Etsoil Academy’s Healing Squad Angel One! Remember that. If you get hurt during today’s mission, I’m supposed to take care of you.”

It’s reassuring to have two third-year seniors watching my back.

“I’m ready.”

“Today, our opponents are Heteromorphic Villains that have sprung from the forbidden zone. The police are struggling to suppress them, but it’s time for a hero to step in.”

“I heard briefly from the President, but what are Heteromorphic Villains?”

“They’re villains who cultivate something foreign on their bodies, other than normal body parts.”

Foreign elements?

“You’ll understand when you see them, but be careful. Only heroes of B rank or higher can handle them.”

“Why are you taking me to a place like that…”

I met Isabella’s eyes.

“This is the best way to make a name for yourself.”

“This kind of event doesn’t happen often? It’s to promote what kind of hero Onahole Man is to everyone.”

I’m glad I brought all my weapons this time, just in case.

After all, the President uses Masugang equipment [equipment made using a special metal] when she’s doing hero work. I guess it’s okay for me to do the same?

“I already confirmed your skills during the inter-academy exchange. You’ll be fine at your level.”

“I’ll try. But, what is my level right now?”

“If there are about 2,000 B rank heroes nationwide, you’re at a level that would put you in the top ten.”

That was a very specific assessment.

“If you use Personality Emission well, you might even be able to aim for an A rank hero.”

“I did manage to make my stats A rank or higher in advance, though.”

“I’ll tell you in advance, the ranking system for heroes and hunters is different.”

…I felt a sense of déjà vu.

“Is the ceiling S rank, by any chance?”

“I thought you didn’t know anything, but I guess you knew that much.”

Well, because you’re S rank!

Hunters don’t have SSS, and heroes don’t have SS.

I thought, ‘Both of them are one rank lower than I thought,’ but then.

‘They’re really amazing heroines.’

On the other hand, what about me?

I don’t even think I can become a proper hero.

I’m just an academy student diligently following the student council president’s interest student process, who needs volunteer hours.

“Moving out.”

“Yes.”

There’s no time to hesitate.

The main street is bustling. A police line that reads ‘Do Not Cross’ circles the scene widely, and although the police are guarding the area, citizens are taking pictures of the villain with their smartphones without a care.

A large man in a black trench coat is causing a disturbance, confronting the police with guns.

We’re going in there?

Isabella showed her student ID and crossed the police line, then turned to me.

“Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Ah…”

I don’t want to.

I don’t want to, but if Isabella is waiting, I can’t help it.

I’m just trusting Isabella’s butt and going.

“It’s White Devil!”

“Onahole Man is next to him too!”

“Kyaaa!”

Seriously, these people.

I’m saying the police and the villain are causing a riot right now, okay?

Why aren’t you all running away?

“Please sign! Onahole Man!”

“Onahole Man!”

“…Everyone calls me Onahole Man, even though I have a good name like Jelly Man.”

“It’s better than Personality Emission Hero.”

As soon as the President said that, I heard that kind of voice from somewhere.

“Personality Jelly Hero!”

Something got combined?

Anyway, I was planning to watch from a distance, but the President poked my back.

“You take care of it.”

“Me?”

That villain looks like he’s full of venom. Messy hair, bloodshot eyes, threatening the police with a knife in his right hand.

The police are even firing live rounds, but it’s only enough to stop his movements.

While everyone is slowly backing away with batons, attention is focused on Isabella and me, standing blankly in our school uniforms.

“The reporters are filming.”

“You didn’t say there would be so many eyes watching…”

“That’s why I brought you, because there are so many eyes watching.”

Is there no other choice?

If I’m a hero, even in name…

While I was hesitating, Isabella glanced at me.

“Kim Sanghyuk. Come here.”

“Yes?”

Swoosh.

Isabella straightened my tie.

…Thump, thump.

“Did you want to show everyone this?”

“What? I’m doing this to keep you from disrupting the academy’s dignity before you stand in front of the camera.”

“…Everyone is watching intensely. The President’s newlywed moment.”

“Newly…wed…?”

…If she brought me here to create a scoop for me, the President made a mistake.

This will definitely be sold as White Devil Shorts.

“Ahem!”

The President hurriedly pushed me away and regained her composure.

It seems too late now, though…

Anyway, confronting a knife-wielding maniac… might have been a bit difficult if I didn’t have experience fighting monsters until now.

They say running away is the best option against a knife-wielding maniac.

That’s when it happened.

“Ah!”

A female police officer was grabbed by the villain. Other fellow officers fought to save her, but it was no use.

Realizing that the villain was extremely agitated, I immediately pulled out my Glock, shot him in the head to drop him, and shot him twice in the chest.

[Tactical Shooting Activated]

[Insight Hong Activated]

In a situation where the police couldn’t shoot recklessly because a female police officer was being held hostage, I was confident that I could hit him no matter what, so I took action, and the bullets actually penetrated the targeted areas accurately.

“Keuk!!”

The villain falls backward. The Glock, which had melted down Masugang up to B+ rank, seemed to work for sure.

“It’s a hero!”

“A hero has come.”

The faces of the police officers brighten.

Now I can’t avoid being noticed.

The screams of the citizens were heard.

“Kyaaa~! He’s so handsome!”

“What, what! What hero is he? Onahole Man? What’s an Onahole?? I’m going to be an Onahole fan from now on!”

“They say Jelly Man is executing here!! Come see!”

‘Let’s finish this quickly.’

It seems like more people will gather.

I aimed the Glock at the villain and slowly approached him, and spoke to the fallen female police officer.

“Are you okay?”

“Ugh. I think I sprained my leg….”

It was a monstrous strength that wielded a woman’s body like a toy.

How can I handle such a strong guy?

Isabella was just watching me with her arms crossed.

“Gasp…! Why is an academy student here….”

“I’m a hero. I’ll handle it.”

I slammed the Glock once more into the head of the rising villain.

Bang!

The guy who got shot is saying, ‘Keuk.’

In the meantime, fellow police officers helped the female police officer escape.

When I came to my senses, it was a 1-on-1 confrontation between me and the villain.

Damn it……. I have to say a funny line in a situation that’s not funny!

“I warn you. If you don’t want to become an Onahole, drop your weapon and surrender.”

Miranda Rights (Onahole.ver)

“Onaholes have no right to appoint a lawyer, and you have nothing to say even if I sell you off to satisfy my personal desires!”

“Hmm.”

Isabella smiled contentedly at my harsh remarks.

The guy suddenly jumped out.

There’s no threat to kill me. His eyeballs are already spinning with excitement, trying to stab me with a knife.

It was a really sudden situation, but my body was already reacting.

[Evil Mask, detects the enemy’s movements]

I can see it!

I immediately grabbed the arm holding the weapon and slammed the guy to the opposite side.

“Keok!”

It seemed like I was slightly scratched by the blade, but there wasn’t a single wound on my skin.

I could feel with my body that my strength was much stronger.

‘Superhuman strength?’

Is this my current strength?

I’m overflowing with strength to the point where I think it’s better to hit him than use a gun.

“Wow! He fights well!”

“Onahole Man!”

“Onahole Man!”

…I wonder about those cheers.

The villain gets up again.

“On his stomach, do you see it?”

At that time, Evangeline’s voice was heard through the headset.

Stomach?

There’s something strange, like black protrusions, sticking out.

“Yes. I see it.”

“It seems like you just need to be careful of that. Now, it’s time to show Sanghyuk’s trademark. Personality Emission.”

“I don’t usually want to use it… Is everyone secretly expecting it…?”

“They’ll be disappointed if you don’t show it.”

“…Haa.”

I never thought that Personality Emission would become a spectacle enjoyed by people of all ages in Seoul…

I’m sorry to the villain, but I can’t just have a close combat fight until we’re both exhausted.

That’s enough looking out for him.

“What… are you!”

The villain asks in a hoarse voice.

“You don’t need to know that. Choose whether you want to become an Onahole or live as a human.”

“Heroes… You’re a hero. You disgusting things. Do you think you’re a champion of justice?”

He was slammed to the ground, and suddenly his mouth burst open. This guy.

“No. I’m just an academy student who came out to fill volunteer hours.”

“I’ll kill the heroes!”

Black, twisted ghost arms stretched out from the villain’s stomach.

I wasn’t that surprised because Evangeline warned me. I read the trajectory with Insight and dodged, then opened the Onahole Inventory.

“Kushina!”

“Yes~~!”

Our cute bikini serial exposure maniac becomes a transparent Onahole and attacks the villain!

“Keok! Eok!”

While the guy hesitated and put in his black arm, I ran up and planted a front kick with all my weight.

“Personality Emission Front Kick!!”

The villain tumbled backward, spewing jelly.

I feel like the cheers of the people have gotten louder.

“…Become an Onahole.”

Thud.

Kushina picks up the bouncy Onahole that fell near my waist and puts it in my inventory.

The situation was over.

“That tenacious Heteromorphic Villain in one shot!”

“He doesn’t even seem like he’s going to get up again?”

Everyone is looking at the familiar empty shell state of the villain with wonder.

Seeing the police poking him and suddenly rushing in to handcuff him, it seems like they think he might get up.

That will never happen…

[You have obtained a hint for 【Where is the female villain?】]

[Codex Collection Bonus Stamina + 1]

‘The bonus is stingy……’

If you look closely, it’s not even a collection effect.

It was treated as a hint towards the collection effect.