My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 159

< 159 > Is There a Crazy Hero Whose Fan Service is a Belly Punch?

“Neat.”

The student council president approached.

“Didn’t it take you a bit longer when dealing with female villains?”

“I’ve grown, too.”

Kushina had a skill that nullified direct hits with a certain probability.

So, my compatibility with her wasn’t great, and we bickered until I even had to use Lucky Pervert.

But against straightforward thugs like this, it shows absolute power. My punches and kicks have become much fiercer than before.

“Th-thank you.”

The injured policewoman came over, supported by her colleague.

“My name is Shin Kyung-ah. Hero, Onahole Man.”

“Kim Sang-hyuk.”

Kyung-ah bowed her head.

I was now somewhat used to women looking at me with eyes full of admiration, as if they had fallen for me at first sight.

“Hero Kim Sang-hyuk… Th-this favor, I’ll definitely repay it someday… N-next time, I’ll buy you a meal… If you give me your number….”

“Sure.”

It’s never bad to know a police officer.

“Really?”

Seeing her so happy that she looked like she was about to jump, I felt a little embarrassed.

Is my number that precious?

“Thank you! Hero Kim Sang-hyuk! P-police and heroes are said to have good chemistry…! Please take care of me!”

Kyung-ah looked good with her hair tied up. She was a heroine.

The reason I recognized her as a heroine was because she had big breasts. The outline was visible even through her police uniform.

…I bet those are natural, too? In many ways, it’s different from the Korea I lived in.

“Don’t get distracted. What starts now is important.”

“Isabella?”

“Reporters will be interviewing the rookie hero, so don’t act emotionally. Even if they attack you.”

“……Ah, okay.”

What’s going on?

Soon, a male reporter approached and started the interview.

“Hero Onahole Man. Do you have a moment for an interview? My name is Do Young-joon from Hero Facts.”

“Yes.”

“You have the ability to turn women into sexual objects and make fun of them. I’m curious if you think there’s no problem with that.”

“…….”

That’s a very dizzying first question.

I think I know why Isabella brought me here.

Along with my achievements, I need to positively change the perception of me.

“It’s not like that….”

“Does that mean that onaholes are not sexual objects? There have been problems with children repeatedly using ‘Onahole Punch’ at school for fun. Do you have any thoughts on this phenomenon?”

It’s not an interview, it’s an interrogation…….

What should I say?

Honestly, everything he said makes sense, so I don’t know what to say.

If I had received training in advance, would I have done it skillfully?

At that time, a sweet voice was heard in my ear.

“It’s okay, Sang-hyuk! Don’t be nervous, speak comfortably! The student council will cut out any problematic remarks.”

“……Um.”

I can do whatever I want, right? Then….

Based on what I’ve experienced so far—aside from the vulgar sex—let me tell you what I’ve felt….

“I know that my ability is unethical in terms of social norms.”

“Isn’t it dangerous to wield that power just because you’ve become a hero?”

“I think it’s okay because I use it to deal with dangerous villains.”

“Why is it okay? I don’t think it’s okay to turn anyone, male or female, into an onahole and use them.”

“Um…….”

Who is the most memorable villain I’ve faced?

It’s Kushina, my first official onahole.

“I think it’s okay because children can learn that even if you’re born with a strange ability, you can be helpful to everyone if you use it correctly.”

“…….”

I feel like I can say more?

The student council said they would take care of it if it was weird. Should I say a little more?

“I’ve also dealt with people who became villains because they were discriminated against because of their abilities. If I show them that someone like me can become a hero, I think there will be more heroes who protect people with dangerous abilities.”

“……I see.”

Did I do well?

Looking at Isabella’s expression, I think I did well.

From the beginning, the citizens at the scene were on my side. They were agitated by the reporter’s questions, and they cheered every time I spoke.

The next reporter was a bit different because of that.

“I’m Lee So-young from Hero Magazine. Can I have an interview?”

“Yes.”

“There are still people who don’t know Jelllyman’s skills well. Would you like to introduce them this time?”

“Well… I have to get permission from the president….”

Everyone looks at the student council president with her arms crossed and laughs.

So-young seemed happy, too.

“A little while ago, the president was caught on camera ‘affectionately’ fixing your tie. What is your relationship?”

Suddenly, the president, who had been dragged into the interview, frowned as if she was embarrassed.

“We are senior and junior in the academy.”

“What about Kim Sang-hyuk?”

“I… I think of her as my teacher.”

“Sang-hyuk says she’s his teacher? President?”

Isabella seemed flustered.

“You, in a public place….”

“You are my teacher.”

“……Hero Onahole Man is an academy student who is being specially managed, and I am only in charge of a few skills and education.”

Tch.

Why doesn’t she agree that we have a master-disciple relationship?

I showed that I was happy that she used her martial arts skills….

I’m a little sad.

“Personality Discharge Hero. That’s a really unique name. You’re also called Onahole Man, right? Which nickname do you like the most?”

“…If I had to choose, Jelly is better.”

“What about the president? Which title is the best?”

“…….”

Isabella? No way….

“…Onahole Man.”

Cough.

Isabella’s favorite nickname for me popped out.

“You like Onahole Man. President. Sang-hyuk? If your teacher wants it, you’ll have to be Onahole Man?”

“…….”

C-cough…!!

O-Onahole Man… That name that I half-jokingly decided on,

Now everyone is trying to formalize it in front of everyone.

“……Yes. I’ll do it if the president wants it.”

“…….”

Isabella’s lips twitched.

Uh? Are you making Onahole Man official and holding back your laughter?

“I’m Onahole Man Kim Sang-hyuk! I’ll do my best.”

Once I shouted it again,

“Pfft!!”

Isabella rarely burst out laughing in front of others, and her shoulders shook as she turned her head.

“The president really likes Onahole Man!”

“Onahole Man is coming!”

“Puhuk…. Stop…. Stop it….”

“Ah. Please say a word to the fans gathered here.”

“I’m surprised that I have fans.”

I’ve only been a hero for less than a month, and I already have fans.

This world is too generous to me.

That’s good. Excellent!

“Uh? Onahole Man’s fans, shall we scream once?”

“Waaaaah!”

……When did they gather like this?

There seem to be about 100 people. It was crowded.

“Kim Sang-hyuk’s popularity factor is his outstanding appearance! Do you have any special management secrets?”

Outstanding appearance…. That’s right.

“Management secrets… I don’t have any……. I think I was just born with it.”

“You’re honest!”

I think I said it a bit rudely, but everyone giggled.

“What I want to say to the fans is… uh… don’t watch Personality Discharge too much.”

“Kya~~!”

“Onahole Man! Please sign!”

“Thank you for the interview.”

Lee So-young bowed her head and stepped back.

Then, the fans rushed in this time.

Police, reporters, then fans.

I think I know why celebrity disease occurs. I feel like I’m becoming an attention monster that sucks up everyone’s energy.

“Hug me!”

“Hold my hand!”

“Please sign!”

I didn’t know that female fans’ skinship attacks were this bold.

Some people hugged me without even making eye contact, and rubbed their bodies against me….

It seemed like they were openly trying to induce an erection, and they reached out and rubbed my chest.

I felt like I was being subjected to all sorts of things in the midst of the chaos…

“Stop! Keep the order.”

At that time.

Isabella’s clear shout made everyone come to their senses.

I was amazed to see people suddenly become cultural citizens.

‘Is this charisma?’

I, who was at a loss and just exposed to the touch of women, stared at Isabella’s charismatic profile.

……Pretty.

“We’re going to the next area. Kim Sang-hyuk. Today’s work isn’t over yet.”

I heard jeering.

Even that subsided when the student council president glared at them.

“……They’re my fans. I’ll sign at least.”

“Hmm. Finish quickly. I’ll give you 5 minutes.”

“Did you hear that? The president is scary, so we’ll proceed for 5 minutes.”

The autograph session itself proceeded normally. But…….

Normal-looking female college students come and ask.

“Um.”

“Yes?”

“Is a belly punch possible?”

……I felt a little dizzy.

“What’s a belly punch?”

“Huh? Ah, what Onahole Man does. Hitting a woman’s belly.”

What?

“I want to get hit!”

“Please punch my belly as fan service!”

“Me too! Please do ‘Personality Discharge Smash’.”

Uh? Uh?

When the college students, who were wearing thin clothes, lined up showing their bellies and saying, ‘Please punch my belly with your fist,’ I didn’t know what to do.

…….

“I’m flustered. I’m flustered.”

“Cute.”

Cough…….

“Please hit my belly as fan service~~.”

Everyone was twisting their waists and acting spoiled, so I became very embarrassed.

Isabella seemed to be talking to Evangeline far away, so she didn’t know about this situation.

But….

Even if it’s fan service, it would be a bit much if a video of me hitting a woman’s belly was taken.

“Th-that’s not allowed.”

“Not allowed?”

“Belly punch not allowed??”

“…….”

What on earth is going on in the middle of the city…!

The Confucian boy inside me raised his head for the first time in a while and shouted angrily.

‘What’s not allowed is not allowed.’

“Just pretend to do it~.”

“Th-the next time….”

I was thinking about what to say….

“……I’ll do it if you bring a cushion.”

Huh??

I’m making a mistake now that I didn’t even make during the interview.

I could have just said I wouldn’t do it, but when I said I would do it conditionally, everyone’s eyes sparkled.

“Yes!”

“I have to bring a cushion next time…!”

No!

No!! A crazy hero whose official fan service is a personality discharge belly punch!

“No, I mean….”

“He said he’ll belly punch if you bring a cushion!”

“I have to buy a cushion ♡♡”

I also met the soft female students I saw at the tteokbokki [spicy stir-fried rice cakes] restaurant.

“Ah! I have a cushion here. Please hit me.”

“…….”

Everyone is watching jealously.

To have a cushion on hand……. What kind of situation is this?

“That……. I mean….”

Ugh! I don’t know!

I gently placed my fist on the cushion that the female student put on her stomach and muttered.

“P-Personality Discharge…… Smash…!”

“Kyaaaaaaa!!”

Everyone screamed.

…….

I signed the cushion and got my energy sucked out, then came out from among the fans.

“Let’s go.”

“Yes…….”

“What did you do to make that expression?”

“……I just became the most vulgar hero in the world. President.”

Fan service is a belly punch….

“Because you’re Onahole Man.”

“You nailed it during the interview that I could change my name later, right?”

“I like that name. Honestly.”

“……Cough….”

It was the president’s taste. As expected…!

“You should have changed it sooner if you wanted to change it. I told you? You can’t change it later.”

“I admit I was procrastinating.”

“Next, we’re going to Dohwa-dong.”

“Yes….”

I followed Isabella around and defeated heteromorphic villains.

As expected, it was the same as the meal that the student council president had prepared. Almost as soon as I arrived at the scene, I executed the villains, and I was able to let the world know the benefits of Onahole Man.

When I actually watched the shorts, ‘A man being taken care of by White Devil.’

‘Goddess Isabella smiles.’ had the highest number of views.

The best comment was that Isabella, who was known as a hero without blood or tears, laughing at something like ‘Onahole Man’ was quite unexpected for people.

In fact, if a person whose Onahole identity has become so strong that they receive Onahole gifts in their cabinet has a hero activity name of ‘Onahole Man’, I would have laughed too…….

“What are you looking at so intently on your phone?”

“I was already watching the shorts that came out.”

Isabella smiles surprisingly well.

Also because of me.

That fact made my heart flutter a little.

“If you have time to smirk, let’s go one more time.”

“Yes.”