My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 16

Chapter 15 – Personality Discharge Smash

Essol Academy Entrance.

Cute, seemingly first-year, female students gathered and chattered excitedly.

‘What’s going on?’

“Ah! It’s that oppa [older brother/term of endearment for an older male]!”

“Found him!”

“Waaah!”

‘Seriously, what’s going on?’

How many guys would think that a group of female students gathered at the school entrance was purely because of him?

I was quite taken aback when I was instantly surrounded by the rabbit-like girls.

Is it because I’m the academy’s top clown, “Onahole Man?”

The atmosphere is too good for that.

The reason they gathered was simple.

“Oppa! You’re so handsome!”

“Kya!”

“Can we take a picture? A picture?”

“Oppa, you’re so tall!”

“So handsome!”

“Give me your number! Your number!”

Giggling. Giggling.

My energy is being drained by the female student squad.

Before I knew it, female students whose faces and names I didn’t even know were clinging to me.

Subtly hugging, groping my chest, holding my hand…….

It’s clearly sexual harassment.

I need to say something sternly.

“Ahem, line up. We’ll take pictures in order.”

“Kya~! Yes!!”

Did you see that? My amazing taming skills.

I dominated the female students with just one word. A face genius doesn’t need a hypnosis app.

‘My energy is being drained…….’

After taking pictures for the female students, I got to my locker, and it was already 30 minutes later.

And there.

“Sanghyuk…ah. Hello….”

A black-haired, busty female student, the ultimate energy drainer in a different sense, was standing there.

Not noisy at all, very quiet, and a timid girl who would do whatever I asked.

Her hands clasped demurely, standing straight with her back, her large chest thrust out, was truly destructive.

“…Hello. Hena.”

“Me too……”

“You want to take a picture too?”

Nod, nod.

Right. If I’m this handsome, I have to play the role of public property.

“Okay. Come closer.”

“I don’t know how to take them….”

“I’ll take it for you. Go into the camera app here….”

I match my height with the shy Hena and snap a picture.

A timid finger V in the corner of the photo caught my eye.

“Huh? You didn’t register my number?”

“I bought it yesterday.”

“Yesterday?”

She didn’t have a smartphone until now; is her family strict?

I tapped in my number without much thought.

“This is my number.”

“Can I contact you?”

“Of course.”

Hena looked back and forth between the smartphone screen and my face, fidgeting happily.

“Thank you. I’ll definitely contact you.”

“I’d appreciate it if you could send me a picture of your chest after a bath.”

“……”

“……Just kidding.”

I shouldn’t joke like that with Hena.

Even though I knew it was wrong, her breasts were so noticeable that I blurted it out.

“…Should I take one for you?”

“Don’t take it. If you mess up, your personal information will spread all over the internet.”

Wince!

Hena trembled like a quivering pudding.

“Th, then what happens……?”

“What happens? Didn’t you see me just now? Instead of female students, suspicious old men will flock to you, and a fan handshake event will be held.”

“Hick! I don’t like it…!”

“You don’t like it?”

“I don’t like anyone but Sanghyuk.”

“…….”

Why do you make me an exception? It’s making my heart flutter…….

Hena shyly twisted her waist.

“Only you can see it?”

“No, I told you not to take it….”

“Ah. Friends… can’t do that, right.”

Right. Friends can’t do that.

If Hena was my girlfriend, I would have asked her to take sexy selfies every day, but.

‘……I’m worried that she might stagger around and get tricked by a bad guy.’

[Beep]

[Kim Sanghyuk, Grade D. Authentication complete.]

Oh, the student ID ban is lifted.

Inside my locker, there were plenty of high-level men’s magazines.

I’m not surprised. I’d be surprised if there were textbooks.

Underneath that…….

[「Insight・Hong」 activated]

[Hena’s underwear]

[Hena’s favorite pink underwear. Stolen before gym class.]

…….

It seems like I’m the bad guy who seduced the innocent Hena.

“Hena.”

“Huh?”

I call Hena, who was organizing her locker.

“This.”

Hena’s face turned red when she saw the underwear set I handed her.

“Ah, uh……?”

“I’ll give it back.”

“……Th-“

“Just take it without saying anything.”

Hena obediently took back her underwear.

Stealing it and then returning it with my own hands, it’s a strange action even for me.

“……Did you use it?”

“Would I wear women’s underwear?”

“Th-“

No way.

Did you use my underwear as material for masturbation?

And it seemed like I was suspected of rubbing my dick on it.

“I didn’t use it.”

“You took it but didn’t use it? Why? Is it… unfashionable?”

I really didn’t expect this kind of Q&A to start.

What do I know about whether stolen women’s underwear is good or not? I’ve never stolen women’s underwear in my life…….

“Did I ever say it was unfashionable?”

“Uh-huh.”

“If you wear it, it won’t be unfashionable, no matter what it is.”

The mint-colored bra I saw yesterday is already one of the memories I’ll never forget in my life.

If it’s underwear that’s covering your bursting breasts, then it’s a masterpiece no matter what it is.

“…….”

Hena seemed a little happy.

It was an old man-like answer, but it seemed like it wasn’t the wrong answer.

I calmly searched the locker further.

To see if there’s anything that could be a problem.

[Men’s Magazine – SS Issue 19]

[Legendary female idol group 「NTT」’s visual 담당 [in charge]. 「Lizna May」 is the main model in the men’s magazine. Surprisingly, suitable for all ages]

‘Lizna May?’

The one who looks like the student council president?

Curiosity arose, so I opened it slightly, and it really looked like her.

In that she has silver hair and huge breasts.

‘There’s usually a cliché that these are the same person.’

Even considering the photo retouching, it doesn’t seem like the same person at all.

Even if the pink eyes are lenses, Lizna May in the pictorial had the feeling of an affectionate, busty girlfriend.

‘There’s even student council president merchandise.’

Tumblers, mouse pads, pillows.

When am I going to clean all this up?

I don’t know if Koo Sanghyuk came to the academy to study or to be a 덕질 [devoted fan/obsessive about a hobby].

‘I understand the feeling.’

Isabella is really beautiful.

The possibility of a D-class loser like me meeting her and doing well in a normal way is infinitely low.

To do well with a girl that pretty, looks alone aren’t enough.

It would be a bit different if I had the mindset to make her an 「Onahole」.

I scoffed at myself for thinking that.

Me? The student council president?

Could there be anything more absurd?

I have no intention of using personality discharge for that purpose.

Even if the goddess encourages me.

Rather than such criminal behavior, it would be much more fun to grow comfortably and be recognized by the heroines.

Morning class was 「Scarecrow Measurement」.

I turn around and face Hena in the back seat.

“What is that?”

“You attack scarecrows and get points.”

“Points…….”

I thought to myself that an academy-like event had come out.

In our world, there is also a mock exam where young students aiming for the best universities compete for Korean, English, and math scores.

Except for the fact that joy and sorrow are divided according to the score, there is almost nothing similar.

In terms of fun, scarecrow measurement seemed much more fun.

“Did you both practice a bit?”

Yoona suddenly approaches.

Since class hasn’t started yet, she borrows an empty chair and sits next to Hena’s desk.

Wasn’t her seat quite far away?

“I found out about that for the first time today.”

“You should have 박제 [enshrined/memorized] it well on the calendar. It’s reflected in the first semester evaluation.”

It was the kind of thing that a model student would say.

Nakamori Yoona smiles at me. I was a little excited.

……The experience of such a pretty girl clearly wanting to be friends with me and approaching me first,

is very refreshing for me.

“Don’t worry. This Yoona teacher came to tell you the tips.”

“Indeed. I trust Yoona teacher.”

“I tr…ust.”

Hena chimes in, following me.

Yoona said with a satisfied smile.

“When hitting a scarecrow, it’s important to distribute your stamina. Since the scarecrow has no resistance, there’s a high possibility of over-pacing!”

“But isn’t it right to pour out all your stamina?”

“You have to be careful because it’s measured by time.”

“Ah.”

According to Yoona,

The scarecrow damage measurement is divided into 6 seconds, 30 seconds, and 2 minutes, and then a comprehensive evaluation is made.

If you use too much strength at the beginning, you’ll be out of breath during the last 2-minute measurement.

I don’t know if that applies to me, who only has personality discharge and Yacha charge as attack skills.

Even if I’m just swinging my fist, if I use my body to the fullest for 2 minutes without any gaps,

I have to be careful not to lose my breath.

Even more so if I use skills.

“That’s helpful.”

“Sanghyuk’s strength has increased a bit from yesterday’s dungeon clear, so you might be able to aim for a C-grade promotion in the next comprehensive evaluation?”

“Is C-grade the basic for second-year students?”

“Yes. There are rarely cases of D-grade. But now you’ve kind of… opened up your growth. No one knows what the high point is!”

“Yeah. I’m going to raise it well and become a hunter.”

The moment I said that.

The Diheet group, who were listening from somewhere, burst into laughter.

“Euhahahak!”

“…….”

Yoona stares at them intently.

“What’s so funny?”

“No, it’s just that you guys are 쌍으로 지랄 [acting up as a pair/being ridiculous together]. Is just anyone a hunter.”

Is this the guy? Diheet Ade.

He only has an earring on one ear, and his eyes are droopy. The corners of his mouth were constantly distorted with ridicule towards me.

I don’t know why, but he really hates me.

He even showed off his tattoo with his sleeves rolled up, and if it were me in the past, I would have been afraid to even make eye contact.

Honestly, I still didn’t want to hang out with him.

“What about Sanghyuk? He has talent, you know?”

“The talent of 「Onahole Collection」!”

The Diheet group followed suit and giggled.

“He’s probably the best at lonely masturbation. Hey.”

“Kihikihik.”

“Are you serious about becoming the Onahole Princess and supporting him? Yoona.”

“…….”

Yoona’s cheeks turned red because of the raw teasing.

If they keep calling Yoona, a female student, an onahole by associating her with my vulgar talent, Yoona has no way to win the argument.

“Kim Sanghyuk. Quit school quickly and find a job at a workshop.”

Diheet approached and put his hand on my shoulder.

“The 도태 [failed/weeded out] hunters who need your onahole will be lining up.”

I shook off Diheet’s hand.

“Oh? Even an onahole collector resists when stepped on?”

“Don’t touch me.”

The atmosphere in the classroom became tense, as if a fight would start soon with my one word.

“I don’t have many clothes, so I can’t get them dirty.”

“Yeah. Well…….”

Diheet patted my shoulder with his hand.

“You have to find your 가오 [swagger/pride] before you drop out. If you get a two-digit score, go home and find your mom.”

“Kihikihik.”

Score……. Is that what’s important after all?

I’ll get a high score this time, what.

Shortly after, indoor training center.

The scarecrow measurement with fate on the line began.

Take this!

“Personality Discharge Smash!!!”

My ultimate move roared.