My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 160

< 160 > Villainology

【Where are the female villains?】I collected hints from number 1 to number 9, and my stamina increased by +9.

In short, there were only male villains.

It’s no surprise that there aren’t many beautiful academy-graduate villain girls with figures like Kushina.

“Master. Here!”

“Good. Put it away.”

I worked on the mission with Kushina, who picked up the onaholes like a puppy.

Kushina was once a B-rank serial exhibitionist villain like these guys, but now she’s a transparent onahole, helping me.

“Good job.”

The bikini I bought her suits her pretty well.

I gently stroke her pretty face all over with my hand and praise her.

“The best life is being praised for picking up onaholes♡”

“Isn’t it boring inside?”

“Master’s inside is comfortable and nice~.”

I’ve asked before, but what does it feel like inside the *onaben* [a type of magical artifact]?

Kushina, who comes out of there, has clean skin,

And her eyes are clear as if she had a good night’s sleep, like an adult incubator—a device for raising premature babies, adjusting temperature, humidity, oxygen supply, etc.

“Who are you talking to?”

Isabella, who came as my supervisor, asked.

“Hick!”

Kushina, who was once caught by Isabella, flinched and hid behind me.

“I think someone’s there.”

“She’s hiding with my skill. Kushina.”

“M, Master!”

“It’s okay.”

“Is that the skill you used in the inter-school competition? I’m not as good as Seridwen-sensei.”

I guess her senses are good?

Isabella just said she couldn’t see, but she looked exactly where Kushina was.

That means she can’t see it, but she can feel it.

“I confiscated the enhanced bikini, and now I’ve turned her into an onahole to help me with my work.”

“Hmm.”

Before, she said that as long as the magic beast weapon owned by the villain is recovered, it doesn’t matter if the villain is seriously injured or dies.

So, what would she say if the villain was alive and well, not paying for her sins, and helping me?

“I don’t know exactly what it means to ‘become an onahole’… It seems like I need legal advice.”

“…….”

Isabella was digging much deeper than I thought.

“Um… can I keep her with me for now?”

“If you put a leash on her and keep her from doing anything stupid, I have no intention of objecting to the way you handle ‘Onahole Man’.”

Kushina pretended to put on an invisible leash and made a *woof!* dog sound.

Yeah, yeah. Good girl.

Let’s go home, Onahole. Kushina-chan.

The bikini onahole wiggled her butt and crawled into the *onaben*.

“What happens to the villains we dealt with today? Their personalities have all been taken away, so it’s the same as being dead.”

“I dealt with them where the police were. The magic beast weapon is automatically recovered, and the reward will come through the app.”

That’s right.

The villain subjugation fee has already been entered.

[Onahole Man – 35 coin]

[Rank score + 33]

That’s stingy!!

I wasn’t expecting a reward in the first place, but… if I eat a few chickens, it’ll be gone? This much money.

I don’t even know it came in.

“It’s just a small portion of the recovered magic beast weapon. Don’t expect too much unless it’s a big shot.”

“It’s a meager salary.”

「Reward processing: coins, magic beast weapon. What do you want?」

I remembered what textbook agent Rachel said.

I remember receiving about eight C-grade magic beast weapons at that time,

Was it because I caught the villain in cooperation with the police? This reward was fixed as coins, and it wasn’t that great.

“Your rank evaluation score has probably gone up quite a bit. Like when you dealt with Kushina, Kim Sanghyuk.”

There was no rank increase, but I can see that something has gone up.

I worked really hard today.

“I promised to feed you. Shall we go?”

“Yes.”

A meal alone with the chairman.

I was wondering if I could see her cute side like before… but.

Evangeline also came.

“I’ll check if you’re hurt~.”

Feeling around.

Evangeline, who appeared and immediately groped my body with admiration.

Brown hair with voluminous waves reminiscent of an elegant aristocratic young lady, and a gentle face.

She has big breasts and is a very pretty heroine.

“I’m fine.”

“No. I have to check properly. You’ll be saying ‘ouch’ with muscle pain tomorrow.”

“Evangeline’s massage is effective, so stay still.”

“People are passing by and staring.”

Evangeline chuckled.

“Then, shall we go to a space where we can focus on massage alone? Sanghyuk-kun?”

“…….”

[Onahole Aptitude Identification]

[Evangeline]

[Difficulty of Capture – A Rank (Canceled)][Onahole Aptitude S+ Grade]

[Virgin][Underwear – White T-back, full cup bra covering the entire large breasts]

[Onahole Characteristics (★) – A gift for a special penis, an elegant aristocratic pussy onahole♡ Smooth skin that calls for ejaculation is the best!]

[Vice President of Essol Academy Student Council. 3rd year. Leader of Angel One Squad and proficient in all kinds of healing skills. Has large breasts.

Her skin is very good, befitting an aristocratic young lady.]

White T-back… full cup bra…. beautiful skin….

Evangeline’s eyes change as she sees me blushing after learning about the underwear information of a woman I’m not even dating yet for the first time in a while.

“……Are you really going with me? Sanghyuk-kun?”

“Going where.”

It was a situation where we might have made eye contact if Isabella hadn’t cut in.

“Chairman.”

“What are you doing to a guy who already has a girlfriend? Come to think of it, didn’t you say you had to visit the sick?”

“Ah. That… I think it’ll be okay.”

She’s covered in bandages after the inter-school competition, but I saw with my own eyes that she was safe.

“Huh? Isn’t Sanghyuk-kun’s girlfriend completely fine? Her name was Yuuna, wasn’t it?”

“Ah. Not her, another girlfriend. Her name is Hilaria.”

“Another girlfriend? Are you dating Hilaria from the 1st grade?”

When I casually brought up the story of a sane person in our harem,

The two of them stared at me.

This was quite embarrassing too.

“Wow. You’re living up to your looks, Sanghyuk-kun. How many girlfriends do you have now?”

“Seven… or so….”

“Wow. Wows.”

…It blew up after the inter-school competition.

The harem is a place where there are rules. I can’t accept just anyone, but if it’s Isabella or Evangeline’s level, it’s a free pass.

“I wonder if it’s not too late for me either?”

…Evangeline already seems to have a slight feeling.

Isabella, who I really want to come to me, was just crossing her arms with a sulky face.

“Speaking of which, do you happen to know what Hilaria’s condition is like?”

“She wasn’t very good, but she walked out on two legs soon after?”

…Stabbed with a knife and discharged on the same day.

She’s not normal. As expected.

“I healed her, so there shouldn’t be any major problems if she doesn’t overdo it.”

“I see.”

I felt a little relieved.

“I’m ready to be treated. Chairman.”

“Okay. They’ll be here to pick us up soon.”

Soon, Isabella’s executive secretary and textbook agent, Rachel, appeared.

Driving an expensive car.

Just when I thought we were going to another neighborhood, we arrived in front of an expensive restaurant that I had never seen before.

As expected, is it beef?

It was a classy restaurant with separate private rooms.

It says that they only handle aged Korean beef….

I couldn’t help but look around because it looked like a place where I could only eat on special days with my salary before possession.

The two of them moved their steps as if they were used to it.

“Is it okay to be treated at such an expensive place?”

Isabella doesn’t answer. Instead, a luxurious-looking female server next to her gave a faint smile.

“Isabella-sama. How may I serve you?”

“Keep giving me all kinds of meat without stopping.”

“The master would be very surprised to know that you came to treat your boyfriend.”

“He’s a colleague at work.”

……He’s a colleague at work.

I also remembered taking someone who goes to such a place like a regular restaurant to a pork belly restaurant, so I felt a little embarrassed.

Would I have had this energy-draining experience even if I had met Seridwen?

“Why are you so intimidated?”

“No. It’s much better than the restaurant I took you to before.”

My heart fluttered at Isabella’s casually thrown word.

……She said it was delicious.

“Huh? What did you eat? Chairman.”

“I ate pork belly in the shopping district.”

“Doesn’t that place only handle low-quality meat with a lot of fat?”

…….

Evangeline. I’m canceling the girlfriend free pass!

That’s the way of thinking of the upper class who have always eaten and grown up with good things.

I heard that even *chaebols* [large family-owned business conglomerates] eat chicken and pork belly, but it was all a lie!

“Sanghyuk-kun. You’ll get sick if you eat that. Tsk tsk. Here, try something good.”

“If you keep ignoring pork belly, I won’t stand still even if you’re my senior.”

“Ah~.”

“Ah…….”

While saying that, I put the highest quality chuck flap that the server grilled and the big-breasted senior fed me into my mouth.

Um. It’s amazing.

I felt like my brain was paralyzed by the rich meat flavor.

Evangeline smiled brightly when she saw me temporarily lose my language ability due to the violent taste.

“Good meat is the best, right?”

“Give me more.”

I became a slave to premium beef in an instant.

“Here. This time, dip it in a little salt. Ah~. Low-quality meat with a lot of fat, go away.”

“Go away….”

Huh!? Brainwashed by the beef squad, what terrible things did I say?

“That’s not my true feelings right now. In the first place, the chairman is buying it, so why is my senior taking credit?”

“Next time, should I take you to a place where I carefully selected pork belly raw meat?? It’s more delicious than here.”

“……Yes….”

“How cute. You have a pure tongue that hasn’t tasted anything really delicious…♡ If you just follow me, I’ll feed you lots and lots of delicious things?”

Is this the ability of a 3rd year senior?

I want to be buried in her voluminous breasts and whine…….

Evangeline, mommy…….

“Evangeline. That guy is a student I’m interested in.”

“Are you jealous? Chairman?”

“The reason I brought him out today is because there was talk that Kim Sanghyuk’s identity should be detained and managed by the textbook. You know that.”

“So, Chairman, you were in a hurry. Sanghyuk-kun…… I was afraid that something might go wrong because of bad people.”

“…….”

……Isabella?

There were a lot of spoons on the table that was set up today.

Was it all her consideration?

“Don’t misunderstand.”

Isabella said while eating with dignity.

“Don’t forget that Kim Sanghyuk is a person of interest with dangerous powers, I’m just reminding you.”

“I might be personality-discharged too?”

“Yes.”

“If you only suspect him like that, Sanghyuk-kun will be upset! You have to trust your juniors!”

“……I think he’s become a little more trustworthy, but he’s still far away.”

Isabella looked at me unhappily as I smiled slyly.

“I said ‘a little’? What’s so funny?”

“I was just laughing because the meat was delicious?”

Cool beauty chairman is quite something. She even shows the essence of *tsundere* [a character who is initially cold and hostile but gradually reveals a warmer, more caring side].

“Wasn’t Sanghyuk-kun’s interview today good? I didn’t know he would do so well!”

“……What did I say?”

Is it because I’m nervous? It was just a moment ago, but I don’t remember.

“You said that a child who might become a villain because of his innate abilities could become a hero by looking at Sanghyuk-kun!”

“Cough. Did I say that?”

What an arrogant statement?

I’m just an otherworlder who possessed and is living comfortably with a goddess’s cheat while having perverted sex,

To discuss the future of children!

Shameless! Kim Sanghyuk!

“Why. It was very cool? Right. Chairman?”

“…….”

Isabella’s eyes were dark.

Isabella…?

“Do you really think so? Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Yes?”

“I’m asking if you think that a born villain can change his mind depending on the environment.”

Is it a review of the interview I did today?

The more I think about it, the more it’s a philosophical question with no set answer.

Evangeline was silently focused on her meal.

“People can’t easily change their innate nature…… There will definitely be people who would have become villains no matter how many times they were reborn.”

“…….”

“Depending on the person, I think it’s possible to socialize them so that they don’t harm others, at least.”

“How do you distinguish that?”

Ummm~~.

It’s getting harder and harder…….

How to distinguish human nature, huh…….

“I guess the only way is to observe them for a long time and carefully?”

“……Is that so.”

Isabella muttered to herself.

“It seems easy, but it’s difficult.”

“Are you talking about me?”

“You’re easy.”

Suddenly, I was stamped as an easy man!?

“That’s right. I’m easy.”

Why are you two nodding as if you understand each other?

“If you think I’m a messy and easy guy just because I built a harem, that’s not true. I have my own chastity.”

Chastity that can withstand even being surrounded by female students and having my dick kissed!

…….

I didn’t hold back at all with my girlfriends…….

Thinking about it, it was a very futile chastity.

“It’s not that kind of easy or difficult.”

Isabella said quietly.

“You’re not the type to do anything like a villain. You can easily tell if you live with him. The teacher was right.”

“…….”

Ah……. What. That’s what she meant.

“I could have been the worst villain in history, Onahole Man?”

“If you only look at the ability, that’s right.”

“You can see that he’s fundamentally kind. Sanghyuk-kun is.”

Would she react like that even if she knew that I was a serial impregnator who ejaculates inside my stepsister?

…I feel like she would react like that…….

“If I’m the easy one, who’s the difficult one?”

“…….”

“…….”

Then, as if promised, both of them were silent.