My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 161

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‘Huh?’

It seems there’s still a lot I don’t know about this world.

Even though I’m working like the Chairman’s sidekick,

Even though villain subjugation fees are being deposited into my hero app.

“Thank you for the meal.”

After a satisfying meal, Evangeline left for home first.

Surprisingly, she also had a chauffeur and a luxury car waiting for her.

I felt like she was different from the way she spoke, but she really was a genuine heiress from a wealthy family living in a different world.

“See you again, Sanghyuk. Tell me if you want to eat something delicious, okay?”

“……”

The most delicious thing would probably be Evangeline’s breasts…….

I wave my hand while thinking that.

“Go in safely.”

Now, I’m left alone with the Chairman.

Should I suggest going for a round two? My hands are getting a little sweaty.

How can I naturally get closer to her?

“Um, Chairman… shall we go for a drink, just the two of us?”

“No.”

……Keuheuk….

I swallowed the bitter taste inside because of Isabella’s flawless firmness.

Please! Please, a lovey-dovey line with the cool beauty Chairman!

[Lucky Lecher ON! Insert by mistake and pound her pussy♡ A cool beauty Onahole for you♡♡]

‘Ugh. Not that.’

It’s En-chan, trying to do a perverted viral ad like slipping drugs into my sleeve.

Rather than turning the student council president into a perverted Onahole….

I want to date her.

I want a pure love!

I want to know the Chairman more!

“……Why?”

So, I ended up grabbing her as she was about to leave and asking.

“…Why won’t you drink?”

“Because I made a mistake before.”

“Mistake…?”

Could it be when she acted cute with me?

“Um, I don’t think that was a mistake.”

“I shouldn’t have done that. I’m… an S-class hero. I shouldn’t show a disheveled appearance just anywhere.”

“You can just show it to me.”

Ugh.

I ended up blurting out a bombshell that was almost a confession.

It’s so obvious that I haven’t dated many girls!

Isabella looked at me with cold eyes.

“…Kim Sanghyuk….”

“I’m sorry. I won’t act up.”

I groveled on my own.

“Give me my stamp, so hand over the calendar.”

I take out the calendar for students of interest…….

“I’m going to call you out and work you hard tomorrow too. Be prepared…….”

I was swallowing my disappointed feelings alone, but Isabella was staring blankly at the calendar.

“Isabella?”

“……”

She muttered while looking at the remaining spaces.

“……Not much left.”

“That’s right. Once the student of interest thing is over, your hero activities will be over too….”

“…….”

Stamps.

[Well done]

Isabella stamped it.

“I worked hard today, so please give me two more stamps.”

“……!”

Isabella, who usually gave out stamps generously, held onto the stamp tightly and shook her head.

“Ah, no.”

“……Yes? Why? Then just one more.”

“No. It’s one today.”

“You usually gave them out well.”

“……Anyway, no.”

……Tche.

I want to meet the Chairman on equal footing without doing things like being a student of interest.

The last seven spaces don’t seem like they’ll be stamped easily…….

“I’m full, so shall we take a walk?”

“I have to go back to the student council room.”

“What’s wrong with just a little walk?”

I spoke as if trying to hold onto the workaholic Chairman.

“Let’s stay together a little longer.”

“……What’s so fun about it?”

I almost said it’s damn fun.

How can it not be fun to walk side by side with a cool beauty, silver-haired, busty student council president?

Look! This is my girlfriend! (Not)

I feel good as I walk around showing off.

Me, daring to satisfy my base desires with the student council president by my side.

I’m definitely a human who can’t become a great villain.

“…Are you going to quit being a hero? Even though you said those words.”

“Because I said it without any soul. I don’t think someone like me can dare to be a role model for children.”

“…….”

What. It felt like the sun was setting when we came out, but it’s already getting dark.

I thought it was lunch, but it must have been dinner.

I worked without a break…….

“The real hero is the Chairman.”

“I’m not that great of a hero.”

“Anyone can see that you’re a great hero. You’re also cool….”

“I guess I look that way.”

Is that not the truth?

“Even if the Chairman has a secret villain-like taste, I’ll understand.”

“I don’t have that.”

“Tche…….”

Maybe she’s secretly an idol.

Even without that kind of setting, Isabella is attractive. Is there a heroine who suits being a hero and student council president better than her?

“Ah. There’s one thing I’m upset about.”

As I walked, there was nowhere else to go, so I walked down an alleyway.

I brought it up since there were fewer people around.

“Aren’t we officially teacher and student? Why don’t you treat me like a disciple?”

“……That’s.”

Isabella was about to say something,

But she said in a slightly cold tone.

“You don’t need to know, since you’re going to quit being a hero soon.”

……Eueueum.

The conversation was cut off unnaturally….

But it doesn’t make sense to pretend to be a hero to seduce Isabella.

“Shall we go back now?”

“Yes.”

Huh?

Someone is walking from the opposite side of the alley. A beauty all in black from head to toe.

I’ve seen a lot of black-haired heroines, so what’s so strange about that, but it looks even darker in contrast to her clear, white skin. Her hair is black, her eyes are black,

And the skin-tight suit that covers her from neck to toe is also black.

Her personal color is a suspicious person—a person with suspicious behavior—itself?

Her clothes also strangely look like armor that covers her whole body.

“Xenobia. Why are you here!”

Isabella can’t hide her surprised feelings.

Does she know her? Xenobia?

That suit…… It looks like Isabella’s masterpiece?

[Black Devil Suit]

[An all-in-one weapon made by mixing all kinds of demon beast steel. A huge amount of demon beast steel is needed to use it properly]

“Why are you surprised? You should have thought I’d come if you were stirring things up so much.”

“……Kim Sanghyuk. Step back!”

“Is she a villain?”

The woman armed with the Black Devil Suit let out a hollow laugh.

“Don’t you know who I am? I thought I made a pretty flashy debut… You must be a resident from another world.”

“She’s a villain!”

Isabella stated definitively.

“You’re no help. Run away quickly!”

Was it because I couldn’t understand the words ‘you’re no help’ for a moment?

Or was it because I didn’t like running away, leaving Isabella behind?

I stood still with my feet rooted to the ground.

“Kim Sanghyuk!”

“I even got to eat expensive meat, so I can’t do that.”

“Haha, aren’t you scared of me?”

“Keuk!”

Where did she go?

The moment I thought I had lost sight of her, I saw Isabella hastily transforming and clashing with her.

My body floats up from the aftermath of that impact.

And…….

Just before my feet touched the ground again, Xenobia was behind me.

Puk!!

“Keok!!”

I spit out blood. At first, I didn’t understand what happened.

A black, hard arm reminiscent of a demon is protruding from my chest.

It cleanly pierced through from behind.

“Haha.”

The black woman made a sound by twisting only the corners of her mouth, as if forcing herself to laugh while watching the most boring movie in the world.

“If you’re going to introduce me, you should do it properly. I’m not just a villain, Isabella.”

“Kim Sanghyuk!!”

Chwaak.

The arm is pulled out with great force. I didn’t even feel pain. It was thanks to my brain realizing the catastrophic crisis situation and releasing adrenaline to the limit.

My limbs lost strength, and I collapsed as I was.

“But Isabella, is he really your disciple? He’s very weak.”

Isabella clashed with the black woman once again.

I could barely tell that a battle surpassing the speed of sound was taking place, something I couldn’t even watch in my current state.

Eueoeoeok. The ground is shaking.

“You’re desperately trying to push me away? Can you do it? You can’t use an all-in-one masterpiece with that amount of demon beast steel.”

Peok!!

Isabella tumbled roughly on the floor.

“This older sister taught you, right?”

“……Keok……. Heuk…!!”

‘She’s strong….’

Isabella is no match for her…?

Even though she didn’t transform fully, the time it takes to transform is less than a second. The black woman, who struck Isabella’s solar plexus in that short moment,

Stepped on my head, which I couldn’t move because it was pierced through.

“Don’t be resentful. You heroes started it first.”

“Cool…leok…….”

“It’s amazing you didn’t die instantly. I pulled out your heart along with your ribs.”

“Keok…. Heok…….”

What.

No wonder I can’t move….

The puddle of blood on the floor is getting thicker and thicker.

Something feels unreal……. Who would have known I’d get into something like this after coming out from eating with a pretty heroine.

En-chan… help me….

I can’t even make a sound now.

“Kim Sanghyuk… Kim Sanghyuk! Get a grip!”

Isabel shouted as she collapsed. She looked like she was wailing.

“Don’t die! Keep your head straight! I’ll save you somehow!”

“What can crybaby Isabella do?”

Peok! Peok!

What followed was a one-sided beating.

The S-class hero is being helplessly beaten.

The black woman was that strong.

“Isabella. Did you forget? I’m your misfortune.”

“Kim Sanghyuk has nothing to do with this! He’s not my disciple! Let him get treatment……!”

“Really? It doesn’t seem like it from your tearful expression?”

“……Xenobia!!”

Click, and.

A mask is placed on Isabella’s face. Xenobia also put on the last part of her transformation suit, a mask, on her face and emitted black light from her eyes.

Due to the aftermath of the ensuing battle, my body was receiving the vibrations of the floor as they were, and it felt like my whole body was being beaten.

Keueok. I’m dying….

It’s already a fatal wound, but my consciousness is fading…….

“I couldn’t see you when I was looking for you, but you’ve been in hiding for 5 years and now you’ve finally appeared!”

“Well, I was curious? I couldn’t help but come because I was curious about what made you, who always lived with a stiff face while being chased, laugh so happily.”

“Keueut!”

The difference in strength is clear.

Xenobia receives all of Isabella’s attacks without moving an inch, while Isabella desperately tries to push her away.

She’s too strong!

“Kim Sanghyuk! Get a grip……! Heuk… Keut……!”

“Your breathing is all messed up. Are you okay?”

“Shut up!”

“Is your disciple, who’s on the verge of death, so distracting? Shall I kill him?”

Seeing Xenobia trying to step on my head with her sonic-breaking physical abilities,

Isabella threw her body over me.

Kwajik!!

“Keuek!!”

“If you don’t move, all your vertebrae will be broken?”

“Stop……. It……. He’s, different from you.”

“What’s so different about him? I’m not curious at all.”

Merciless trampling poured down on Isabella’s back.

This was the first time I was this angry.

“Is your suit going to break now? Are you going to die instead?”

Isabella didn’t move, even while being trampled on her back and spitting out blood.

“One~~, two~~.”

In the minimum grace period where Isabella could move, she left her last words.

“Thank you for saying I was a cool hero. Kim Sanghyuk.”

[Erin, a mother, urgently checks the situation while taking care of her child]

[Saintess Erin’s Recovery!]

Huh? My wounds are all healed.

I hugged Isabella, who had become fine, and rolled to the side.

Degeul degeul.

“?”

Xenobia stared at me blankly, not understanding the situation for a moment.

“How…… did he heal?”

I held Isabella’s body tightly.

She got hurt so much taking hits for me…….

Can’t this be healed?

“Saintess. Please heal my wife too!!”

[Erin hesitates for a moment]

“Please!”

[She says she’ll help with the silver-haired heroine’s charm]

Ah, it worked!!

I could see Isabella, who couldn’t breathe, making a comfortable expression.

Thank you for coming even though it’s the timing when you’re taking care of your child. Saintess.

‘…….’

Xenobia doesn’t approach, perhaps wary of me, who has unleashed an unidentified healing power.

‘A desperate crisis situation.’

[『Rule of Immortality』Authority Activated]

Among the perks, the first authority I’m using has been activated.

Chwareureureuk.

A mysterious beauty appears next to me with the sound of chains moving.

Xenobia was startled and stepped back. It’s the first action she’s shown.

Suddenly she was there……. What is it?

[Due to the contract of immortality, the Death Collector has appeared]

The woman called ‘Death Collector,’ who is exposing herself embarrassingly and wearing an eye patch,

Stands with her long, light purple hair flowing down.

It was called an 「Eye Patch」, but it was a goggle made of a hard material like an insect carapace, something that would appear in the SF genre [science fiction genre].

Her clothes were close to a high-leg leotard that almost completely exposed her butt and legs.

What is this….

Suddenly, the atmosphere is like a hentai game [a Japanese subgenre of anime and manga featuring explicit sexual content]……!

“……What kind of authority is this?”

Xenobia seemed to have immediately recognized that this was some kind of ‘authority.’

“Healing power comparable to immortality. A summoning authority that calls a humanoid minion. Both are abilities that only SS-class hunters can have…….”

“If you were curious about me, you should have just said so?”

I have God on my back. And I’m righteously angry.

[The Death Collector awaits your instructions]

I sensed it.

This is a cheat ability.

If she wasn’t Isabella’s sister, I would have just told her to kill her.

Still, she’s family, so I think there’s some kind of story.

For example, a side quest that I skipped.

Isabella’s family history.

It’s a bit 찝찝 [awkward or uncomfortable] to just kill her.

‘In fact, looking at what she’s done, it’s almost a waste to just kill her.’

I want to give her a treatment worse than death.

It’s the first time I’ve entrusted myself to this kind of feeling.

“Increase the output by about 30%.”

“First, beat her up about three times as much as Isabella got hurt!”

Immediately after my instructions were given,

The Death Collector’s kick was like a flash of light, hitting Xenobia’s solar plexus, and Xenobia tumbled across the floor like a ball.

“Keok!”

Amazing……!!

[The current instructions are not sufficient for collection]

[Additional collection required]

Xenobia already seemed to be unable to fight. She was collapsed, spitting out blood and trembling.

“What, no way…….”

[Stress index conversion, requires the collection of 999 deaths]

“Wait a minute! You’re going to kill a thousand people? That’s not okay.”

Was it a crazy authority?

I grabbed the Collector and stopped her.

“Wait! Collector-chan!”

I appease Collector-chan, who seems like she’s going to commit mass murder.

“Isn’t there another way?”

The moment I thought something else.

Xenobia came back behind me!

Like a despicable villain, backstabbing season 2……!

Honestly, I thought, ‘Ah, shit.’ I didn’t know the injured woman would show such fast movements.

“Even if the minion is strong, if I kill the main body!”

[The Death Collector takes the damage instead]

[Stress index conversion]

[Update]

[Requires the collection of 2,383 deaths]

“…….”

There were no wounds on my body. Xenobia’s arm slipped out as if I had become a ghost.

What. Am I invincible?

『Rule of Immortality』is…….

‘To think it was such an amazing authority……!’

Okay. Let’s do it!

“Don’t kill her, just beat her up so much that she’d rather be dead!!”

Collector-chan moved like lightning.