My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 168

EP.166 Going Home with My Girlfriend

Fortunately, my attendance seems to be accepted.

I thought they would be strict because I had been marked for refusing to attend school shortly after being possessed, but it was a system that could be easily resolved by submitting a reason.

It seems that the main focus for academy students is making a significant social impact rather than just studying, so hunters, heroes, and stars are all busy.

So that’s why there were so many empty seats. I thought it was simply because the birth rate was plummeting….

Anyway, no one seemed to think it was strange that I suddenly appeared.

‘Dihrit’s gaze is intense.’

It seems the rumors about what I’ve been up to have spread a bit.

Actually, I told all my girlfriends.

“You worked hard, Sanghyuk.”

“Huh? What’s this?”

“Ice cream.”

It looks like a cone of ice cream just bought from the cafeteria.

“For me?”

“Yeah.”

I take a big bite.

Hena smiles as she watches me.

“Isn’t your forehead hot?”

“I, I feel comfortable….”

Swish.

When I brushed her bangs off her forehead, Hena’s pretty face was revealed.

Hena closed her eyes tightly, as if I was going to flick her forehead.

Her green eyes are so pretty. Hena’s.

“Do you like short hair, Sanghyuk?”

“I don’t really care.”

Pretty people look good with any hairstyle.

“You do have a lot of girlfriends with long hair.”

Starting with Hena and Yuuna next to me…….

Brigitte also has long hair, Hilaria too, Sarika too… probably long when she unties her ponytail, and Isolde too.

Short hair is rather rare. I guess it’s because pretty styles with short hair are rare.

Hena licked where I had eaten and said.

“I’m going to grow my hair… even in the summer….”

What is Yuuna doing?

She’s negotiating with the male student next to her to switch seats.

Whether she succeeded in the negotiation or not, Yuuna stuck her chair right next to me and sat down.

“Hehe. Success.”

“That’s Goonam’s seat. You shouldn’t keep taking it.”

“Huh? What’s Goonam?”

“That’s his name….”

“Ah. The kid who switches seats well. He’s grateful! I even bought him bread from the cafeteria just now, you know?”

……Did she negotiate with bread?

Goonam made a sad face as he gave up his seat.

He’s the one I told you about when my younger sisters came to our class.

In Yuuna’s mind, he seems to be imprinted as 「the kid who switches seats well」.

“How’s the student council president’s condition?”

“She’ll be back to the academy soon.”

Bread appears from Yuuna’s hand. She tears open the bag and naturally offers ‘a bite for her boyfriend’.

I eat the bread she offers using only my mouth.

It’s red bean bread…… Hmm. The rich sweetness spread softly in my mouth.

It’s not something I usually look for and eat, but it tasted very delicious, perhaps because I skipped the meal.

Yuuna eats the bread with my bite marks on it without a second thought.

“The student council president is really amazing. It seems that Etssol’s third-year students are at an untouchable level.”

“Why?”

“She fought with an S-class villain and protected Sanghyuk without a single scratch. That must have been really difficult, as cunning as the villain was.”

…….

When I think about last night, I feel a chill near my chest.

The experience of having my back pierced once doesn’t just go away.

While I was guarding the student council president’s sickbed,

I first briefly informed my family, who were wondering why I wasn’t coming home,

And then I sent a message to my girlfriends.

I told them that the student council president fought with an S-class villain, so I couldn’t go back today.

Everyone seemed to know why the student council president was absent because the Xenobia case was reported as breaking news.

“The student council president is the talk of the academy wherever you go now.”

“Hmm.”

Yuuna, seeing that I was sparing my words, asked with shining eyes.

“Tell me. You saw it right in front of you. What was it like?”

“I agreed to a confidentiality agreement…….”

“What. That’s….”

“I was just standing there blankly.”

This is a fact.

I really didn’t lift a finger.

The Saintess healed her, and Jingsu-chan fought.

That’s how different Xenobia was. Even if she hadn’t ambushed us, there would have been almost no chance of winning.

“Ah. Articles are already pouring out. The radius of several kilometers was devastated. How fiercely did they fight?”

“……I couldn’t see well because it was covered in smoke.”

“…….”

Was I too obvious?

It seemed like I had touched Yuuna’s sharp senses.

“Are you hiding something?”

“Ah……. That’s….”

“Hmm. Is it something you can’t even tell me and Hena?”

The moment I say it, it won’t be a secret anymore…….

There’s no good in having more people know that the one who defeated Xenobia was actually Kim Sanghyuk, the onahole [a derogatory term for someone who is perceived as easily taken advantage of] man from Class F of the second grade.

It’s not like I caught her myself either.

Even though I’m already attracting attention as Jelly Man, Onahole Man, and Personality Excretion Hero….

How tiring would it be if it was ‘wrongly’ known that I took down the leader of Korea’s largest villain alliance with my own power?

“Well. I understand. You don’t have to tell me.”

“Yuuna….”

“I’ll understand. Ang.”

“Ang.”

Yuuna feeds me another red bean bread.

Anyway, everything is peaceful now, as if that day was a dream.

After all, there’s nothing better than overwhelming power.

“What will happen to Xenobia now?”

“Hmm, well……. I heard she was taken to the Correction Headquarters. It’s certain that she won’t see the light of society again.”

I don’t know what they do inside because I’ve never been there.

There was a time when I stood tall in front of the student council president, insisting that I be sent there.

It feels like a long time ago, but it was only three weeks ago.

“You didn’t hear anything from the student council president, did you?”

“No.”

“I heard that Xenobia is almost the strongest of the S-class villains…… White Devil is still better.”

“…….”

Seeing Yuuna showing so much interest,

Xenobia’s defeat seems to be a bigger deal than I thought. It’s good that Jingsu-chan beat her up badly, but what will happen in the future?

“Even if the villains come to retaliate, we have the student council president at our academy. I feel reassured.”

“…….”

“Sanghyuk?”

“Ah, yeah. That’s right.”

Villain retaliation…….

It’s a situation I’ve never thought about. Is it too peaceful to think that everything is over now that I’ve caught Xenobia?

What if this is just the beginning?

“Is there something bothering you?”

“We have to protect our bodies. We can’t leave everything to the student council president.”

“Of course! Haven’t you seen my dual swords?”

“I saw you doing shushuk shushushuk.”

Yuuna pinched the back of my hand.

“It’s not shushuk shushushuk, it’s Palchido! [a traditional Korean martial art]”

“Pa, Palchido.”

“That’s right.”

She smiles softly, putting her hand on top of mine as if she never pinched me.

Yuuna especially liked my hands.

She fiddles with them whenever she gets a chance. Did she catch something from Teacher Seridwen?

“I like Sanghyuk’s big and sturdy hands.”

“You seem to especially like hands?”

“That’s right.”

Yuuna leaned slightly and whispered in my ear.

“The only things that can come inside me are Sanghyuk’s hands and there.”

“…….”

We, we shouldn’t be talking about this in the classroom!

Yuuna laughed playfully when she saw me embarrassed.

“So I like Sanghyuk’s hands.”

“…….”

I turned my hand over and clasped her fingers together.

Soft.

Yuuna’s hands are soft and warm, and I feel good just holding them.

“Class is starting. Yuuna.”

“Ughhh. I wish my seat was here…. Give me the seat next to Sanghyuk!”

“You can’t take the seat. Go back.”

“Heeing…….”

After promising to hold hands and go home after school, Yuuna happily returned to her seat.

Goonam comes back and sits down.

“I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay. I like bread….”

After class, I saw Goonam being called by my younger sisters again.

After a while.

“Sanghyuk…. My younger sisters want you to call them.”

“Thanks.”

In fact, the scan was already over.

It’s natural to notice when super beautiful girls are occupying the front of the classroom door.

Serena and Stella clung to me as soon as they saw me.

“Oppa! Are you okay?”

“Where is that villain? I won’t let her get away with this.”

“Calm down. Stella…. I’m okay.”

I reported the situation on my phone, but it seems they both wanted to see me right away, so they rushed over.

“How can I calm down when my brother was attacked by a villain? I didn’t like that student council president using Oppa like a subordinate from the beginning.”

“……Oppa was fine thanks to the student council president?”

In fact, White Devil threw herself to protect me.

Even if the result was that we would both have gone straight to a bad ending without Jingsu-chan.

I saw the student council president’s sincerity myself.

“W, well, that’s something to be thankful for. But if she hadn’t used Oppa until that time in the first place, you wouldn’t have met her.”

……?

Did Stella have a bad encounter with Isabella or something?

She seems to dislike her in a strange way.

“Say hello if you see her later. I might have died if it weren’t for Isabella.”

“…….”

“…….”

I thought it would be good to sort things out properly, so I said that.

“……I should buy her a gift and visit her.”

“Let’s choose it together. Serena….”

Because she saved my brother’s life. My younger sisters are buzzing.

“I’ll go home in the evening. Don’t worry. I don’t have any hero activities today.”

“Okay. Oppa. I’ll make a delicious dinner and wait for you!”

I am healed by Serena’s smile.

“Mom is determined to get back at Oppa for staying out. You might have to prepare yourself?”

“Ugh….”

I didn’t think about that.

Unlike the dry academy attendance recognition, Kim Sanghyuk in Hyejung’s eyes is nothing more than a reckless fool.

He’s absent because he’s having pregnancy sex with his younger sister, he suddenly stays out saying he’s doing hero activities, and he skips the academy without consulting anyone.

Looking at the circumstances alone, it feels like a picture of a juvenile delinquent.

I feel very sorry when I think about my stepmother waiting for me at home, sighing deeply.

“Oppa will do well.”

“Should we help? I think we should let her know that Oppa fought a really, really dangerous villain.”

“Mom doesn’t know Korean villains well.”

“Did you know?”

It seems strange that my younger sisters don’t know, judging by their puzzled expressions.

“Yeah. The Xenobia case was the worst of the villain disasters.”

“I thought my brother was joking.”

“Me?”

“You just left a message on KakaoTalk [a popular Korean messaging app] saying 「I ran into a villain, I’m going tomorrow, I’m not hurt」. Do you know how worried Serena and I were when we found out that the villain was Xenobia later?”

“……Haha.”

Looking back now, the student council president’s decision to tell me to run away was very right.

But if I had run away, I would never have seen Isabella again.

“Were you worried?”

“I, I was doing my job?”

Serena smiled and said point by point.

“Stella. You kept pacing around at night, wondering if you should go see Oppa, sobbing, and begging me to report it to the police.”

“Serena!”

I hugged and stroked Stella tightly.

“Oppa is sorry.”

“Ugh……. I, I know…! Because I love you… Brother….”

“I love you too. I love Serena too.”

After showing off a bit excessive affection between siblings from the side…….

When I go home from school, I have two girlfriends by my side.

‘What is it?’

……Is this my daily life?

It’s amazing, something?

Pretty Yuuna takes my left hand. I put my right hand on Hena’s hip.

I pull the passive Hena into my arms, gently caressing her belly so that others don’t notice.

“Eung. Sanghyuk. I’m embarrassed….”

“Hena’s house is close, so should we go there first?”

“Mom will like it.”

As expected, Hestia opened the front door wide and greeted us.

“Sanghyuk. Long time no see?”

“How have you been?”

I said, fondling Hestia’s boob.

Hestia continues her kind motherly smile, pretending that nothing is wrong while being harassed by her daughter’s boyfriend.

“I’ve been well…. Heut… How about it. Would you like to have a meal before you go? Sanghyuk?”

“I’m going to have dinner with my younger sisters today.”

“That’s too bad….”

Just as I was about to take my hand off her boob, Hena grabbed Yuuna’s hand.

“Hena?”

“W, would you like to see… our room?”

“Ah. Yeah! I’d like that.”

“Should we rest for 10 minutes? Then.”

She’s giving me time to relieve her mother’s pussy, what a filial daughter?

As soon as my daughter and her friend went into the room, I clung to Hestia’s body and fondled her huge boobs and butt to my heart’s content.

“Huk… Ah……. Ah…. Sanghyuk, Guun…….”

Her breasts are still so big.

“Take off your clothes. Hestia.”

“Yes……♡”