My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 17

Chapter 16 – Personality Discharge Smash (2)

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[2-F Class students, please proceed to the indoor training facility]

A little before the dummy DPS test.

Yuuna, Hana, and I grouped together and headed to the indoor training facility.

“Kim Sanghyuk, aren’t you nervous?”

She called my full name, maintaining a slight distance. Even though I’ve hugged Yuuna skin-to-skin, this subtle distance with a girl is the real charm of co-ed, isn’t it?

“Just pleasantly excited?”

It would be a lie to say I’m not nervous, but I feel a nostalgic kind of tension, like waiting for my turn to run as a kid.

By my standards now, it wasn’t an unpleasant feeling.

“Hmm. So, you only have room to go up, huh?”

“Being D-rank, I don’t have anything to lose.”

What more could I hear than, ‘Well, what do you expect from a D-rank?’ if I mess up?

Having expectations at rock bottom also means less pressure, which is comfortable.

“Still, you should work hard now to make the second semester easier.”

“Actually, I don’t even know what I don’t know.”

I have a vague feeling that my life will get a little harder if I screw up this test, but I’m optimistic about the future.

I’m the protagonist, New Sanghyuk, reborn with all sorts of cheats from the goddess of eroge [a Japanese genre of video games and manga, typically with erotic content], right?

I have 「Personality Discharge」.

I’ve played some other RPG games, and I know there’s no better attack skill than this. This is probably the ultimate.

Collecting Onaholes [a type of sex toy] itself is a good talent, but it’s a growth-type talent that even the original game player could play with.

But Personality Discharge, one of the special privileges that even the original protagonist Gu Sanghyuk didn’t enjoy.

The value it has from the start is on a different level.

I was planning to make good use of 「Personality Discharge」 as my main skill.

Honestly, I feel quite secure.

“What do you want to do later? Hero? Hunter?”

“Something that makes a lot of money.”

“Then it wouldn’t be a hero.”

“Heroes don’t make much?”

“If you compare the top tiers, they earn more than hunters, but anything below A-rank is practically volunteer work.”

Then that won’t work.

“Come to think of it, I have a reason other than money for not being a hero.”

“Why?”

“As you know, if I become a hero, I’ll get a ridiculous hero name. ‘Personality Discharge Man,’ ‘Onahole Man’……”

“Pfft!!”

Yuuna burst out laughing without resistance and started laughing while holding onto me.

Having the unique talent of ‘Onahole Collector’ is creepy enough, but what would happen if I went around catching villains with Personality Discharge?

It’s only a matter of time before I become the most perverted hero in Seoul.

“For the same reason, I can’t be a villain either. Tomorrow’s headline will be, 「Inhumane Onahole Villain, Attacks Women in the City……」”

“Ah, heh, pfft! Stop, stop making me laugh.”

As Yuuna nearly passed out, the surrounding students’ attention was drawn to us.

Regardless, Yuuna looked genuinely happy.

A pretty girl’s smile is also pretty.

“Ah, I’m happy. It’s been a long time since I laughed like this.”

“It would be perfect to have Onahole Princess as a sidekick─hero’s assistant─.”

“Ahaha, seriously, stop it…! My stomach hurts!”

Hmm? Where did Hana go?

I immediately noticed her absence, her breast presence being on a cosmic monster level.

Looking back, Hana was drooping.

She was somehow hanging her head low, and the atmosphere was dark.

She hasn’t said a word since earlier…….

“Hana.”

I spoke kindly.

Then Hana quickly raised her head. Her eyes were sparkling.

“Huh!? D, d, did you call me? Sanghyuk.”

“Why are you falling behind? Stick close.”

“…Okay!! I’ll stick close.”

No. Not so close that I can feel your breast temperature like a lover clinging to my arm. My childhood friend’s social skills are worrying, clinging to me and rubbing her chest against my arm with just this much attention.

Anyway, Yuuna was the first in our group.

“Haaaat!”

Ooh. Her sword skills are flashing and dazzling, making me dizzy.

That’s all I could tell from the distance, but Yuuna’s swordsmanship was amazing.

“991 points!”

Yuuna cheerfully made a V-sign with her fingers, expressing her joy to us.

“Amazing.”

“Is that high?”

“Of course! It’s really high. She’s definitely in the Top 3 of our class.”

I wonder how I’ll do? I’ve only been to the dungeon once, but I’m supposedly the protagonist of 「Onahole Academy」.

Honestly, isn’t it a given that I’ll break records here and surprise everyone?

I briefly imagined their reactions after the test (to my liking).

「Wow, Sanghyuk…… you’re amazing♡ I’m so proud to be Sanghyuk’s friend!」

「How can you be 2,000 points higher than me? So cool♡」

「I’m sorry for looking down on you because you’re D-rank♡♡」

……Heh heh heh. Yeah~.

…Wait. Some eroge lines are mixed in?

Get out of my wholesome fantasy! You demon of the adult game!

“Next is Hana’s turn.”

Hana looks nervous at first glance.

“Who is she again?”

“I don’t know. But her chest is really big.”

“She’s gloomy.”

「I don’t know her name, but she’s the gloomy girl with big breasts.」

That seemed to be the evaluation of Hana by the other students.

It didn’t make sense at all that they were only saying that about Hana, who was clearly an ultra-beautiful girl,

But I didn’t dislike the feeling that Hana’s charm was something only I knew.

I wish she would shake her chest at least once to make it easier to understand, then the male students would go wild.

Hana’s fighting style was that of a very static mage.

You could barely tell she was doing something towards the scarecrow while standing still.

“How much?”

Hana, who returned, said hesitantly.

“320 points…….”

“Did you do well?”

“Yeah, I think so. It was 290 points… before….”

“Good.”

“Good job! Hana!”

Yuuna said, grabbing Hana’s hand.

“Come on, sit next to me.”

“…C, can I sit next to you?”

“What’s wrong with friends sitting together?”

Hmm, is it my turn next?

“Ah. Sanghyuk. Good luck.”

“Kim Sanghyuk! Break the high score!”

“I’ll be back.”

I received the send-off from the two beautiful girls and went to the center.

The scarecrow was far away from the spectators.

It seems that maintaining a distance where skill damage doesn’t reach is basic since everyone exerts their full power.

Only the teacher in charge of measurement was standing guard near the scarecrow.

The name of the teacher in charge of measurement is Dale Hardnett.

He was a black-haired hunter in his mid-20s wearing a suit,

But according to Yuuna, an S-class or higher hunter always attends the scarecrow measurement.

That means the man in front of me is an S-class hunter at the top of the academy’s food chain.

Thinking that way, he looks kind of cool.

“Move to your position.”

“Yes, sir.”

Never defy him.

It wasn’t just because he was an S-class hunter that I made up my mind.

It was because the Benelli series─semi-automatic shotgun─that Dale was carrying on his back looked threatening.

“Start in 6 seconds.”

[「Insight・Crimson」activated]

[Beginner Magic Scarecrow HP (34399/35000)]

[A scarecrow mainly used for damage measurement in the academy. Surprisingly, a lot of magic power is needed to mass-produce it]

[Producer – Ceridwen Evelyn]

[Essol Academy Student Council Supplies. The quality is quite excellent for a mass-produced item.]

‘…As expected, there are no weaknesses since it’s a scarecrow.’

But a beginner scarecrow. Can this weak scarecrow withstand my Personality Discharge?

An opponent that I wouldn’t feel guilty about ‘destroying’.

It was the perfect target for me.

Hooo!

“Personality Discharge Smash!!!”

My ultimate move roared.

[Achievement 《Loss of Humanity》 achieved!]

[Strength +1 increased!]

It was just a normal backhand straight punch with weight on it, but it would be a misjudgment to think that was all.

My fist, firmly united with the 「determination」 to discharge, penetrates the scarecrow’s body………

But it didn’t!

In succession!

“Personality, Discharge!”

Smooth one-two!

Thwack! Thwack!

The clean one-two hits the head of the scarecrow.

Excellent.

“6 seconds over. 18 points.”

18 points?

At first, I thought I misheard. Not 180 points, but 18 points?

Personality Discharge should be the strongest attack skill!

‘Is it because it’s a scarecrow, so it’s immune to discharge?’

I realized too late what anyone could have predicted.

‘No, I actually expected it.’

……Are we having a serious development here?

Where did the goddess of eroge’s favorite casual development go?

There could have been a development where I get 900 million points to make the protagonist stand out and the scarecrow explodes…….

“Next, 30 seconds.”

But knowing that doesn’t change anything.

Because the techniques I can use on the scarecrow are greatly limited.

‘Damn it!!’

I’m the type with strong practical damage!

Anyway, I have no choice but to try everything I can.

“Personality Discharge Dropkick!!”

A dropkick using the attack skill 「Yaksha Charge」 learned from collecting goblin Onaholes!

Thwaaaack!

The impact of the dropkick, which gained momentum in the air, accurately penetrates the scarecrow’s solar plexus!

I thought it was too inhumane to use it on a living creature, but it’s a scarecrow, so it’s okay.

[Achievement 《Inhumane Personality Discharge》 achieved!]

[Agility +1 increased!]

You’re giving me a lot of medals. I like the feeling!

2,000 points, no, let’s go for 10,000 points!!

“Personality Discharge Calf Kick!”

The 30 seconds of pouring out all my strength felt much longer than it actually was.

I catch my breath and calmly plant the combination.

“30 seconds over. 79 points.”

What’s going on! My DPS!

It was the moment I keenly realized how weak I am in this world.

I felt like the spectators far away were all laughing at me.

‘Sob. Wasn’t this supposed to be an event where the protagonist shines.’

Why doesn’t this normal event work normally?

I didn’t enjoy trashy adult games like my roommate, but I’m a normal otaku [a Japanese term for people with obsessive interests, particularly in anime and manga].

Even while my mentality was shaking because of the harsh rating.

“Next, 2 minutes.”

The longest section of the measurement begins.

Still, with the mindset of doing my best, I stretched out my fist with all my might.

Sigh.

“Breathless, Personality Discharge.”

[Achievement 《Devastating Personality Discharge》 has been achieved!]

[Strength +1 increased!]

[Achievement 《It’s No Use Resisting!》 has been achieved]

[Technique +1 increased!]

Personality Discharge River, Personality Discharge Solar Plexus, Personality Discharge Corkscrew, Personality Discharge Elbow, Personality Discharge Flying Knee Kick…….

I kept hitting without breathing, so it was as hard as sprinting.

“Huff. Huff.”

“2 minutes over. Total 252 points.”

Lower than… Hana……!?

My cute and lovely childhood friend, who is defenselessly shaking her big breasts.

Is she about 100 points stronger than my breathless Personality Discharge barrage?

‘I can’t accept it…!’

“Can’t accept the result?”

“…….”

Dale tapped the panel.

That’s where my evaluation will be written.

“I didn’t participate in the previous measurement, but Kim Sanghyuk. I can tell that your mindset has changed.”

Is that a compliment?

“Increase the number of skills and raise your stats. Explore the secrets of the dungeon more actively.”

What’s certain is that the S-class hunter’s feedback accurately pierced my shortcomings.

“Yes, sir!”

“Next!”

I bowed my head and stepped back.

I feel like the arrogance I had built up while being treated specially as the protagonist has disappeared.

I was still very immature as a hunter.

“How was it?”

I received the tumbler that Yuuna handed me and said calmly.

“252 points.”

“That’s good for a D-rank?”

The words 「That’s good for a D-rank」 hit my heart.

Yuuna, realizing that my expression wasn’t good, shut her mouth.

“Sorry.”

“I’m going to get over 10,000 points next time because my pride is hurt.”

“……Wouldn’t it be better to set a more realistic goal?”

“It is realistic. Just watch.”

It’s just that my position is at the bottom right now. It’s also true that I have a special growth curve that others don’t have.

Even if that growth curve is achieved through 「Onahole Collection」…

The important thing is that I can accumulate power without raping an unspecified number of women!

“Even among A-class hunters, only the top tiers can get that score….”

“Wanna bet?”

Yuuna flinched and took a defensive stance.

“W, what are you going to make me do.”

“Do a dogeza [a Japanese term for prostrating oneself to show utmost apology], apologizing for not recognizing the D-class genius Kim Sanghyuk.”

“That’s just humiliating!”

What, did you think I was going to ask you to let me touch your chest?

I’m not that low of a person……. Probably.

“How about Hana too?”

“I, ……I think Sanghyuk can do it.”

“Hana! How can you be the only one to get out of it there.”

“But, Sanghyuk, you had 8 points before.”

8 points……?

“…You’re already amazing now. Hehe.”

With 8 points, wasn’t that almost like refusing to do it?

You’ve improved a lot. It’s definitely a dramatic change that only Hana, who is set as my childhood friend, can notice.

The pure belief that if I can go from 8 points to 252 points, I can also get 10,000 points.

Hana smiles shyly.

“So. I’ll bet on ‘you can succeed’.”

“Hmm. Then what……. Should I help a little too.”

“Yuuna will?”

“Are you complaining that a capable B-class hunter is joining the party?”

“No way. There’s no way.”

Nakama [Comrade] Yuuna has joined the party!

I felt like such a notification message popped up.

“Instead, I wouldn’t say it’s a condition.”

“Hmm?”

Yuuna seemed to have difficulty saying something,

She was hesitating and panicking in front of me.

Her ears were also turning red in real-time as I watched.

“Why?”

When I asked again, Yuuna said in a trembling voice.

“Number.”

“Number?”

“Phone… number….”

I smiled when I realized what she meant.

I, who was mistaken for a trash criminal several times yesterday, am getting my number asked several times today from the morning.

I typed my number into Yuuna’s phone.

“I also sent my Dunstarr ID.”

“Where did the one we took together go?”

She immediately checks.

“I took it down. My followers increased by 300,000 overnight.”

“Isn’t that a profit then?”

“Everyone kept asking who the guy was…. I felt like I was profiting by selling your face, so I just took it down.”

Hmm.

Is this the life of a face genius? My heart naturally swells.

“Anyway……. I’ll contact you? Kim Sanghyuk.”

“As much as you want.”

Seeing Yuuna’s expression, overflowing with joy as if she was so happy to receive my number, made me smile.

Certainly, cheat keys are cheat keys.

I was also happy to be able to gaze at the faces of the two pretty girls without worrying about becoming a criminal.