My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 178

EP.176 High-Class Club Inbaedong

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Lunchtime.

I finished touring the club rooms and returned to the classroom.

That Isabella is my girlfriend. Honestly, I can’t help but smile, wondering if I deserve this much happiness.

“You seem to be in a good mood?”

The Onahole Squad [a group of close friends] gathered at the cafeteria today.

Haena and Yuuna were glancing at me.

“I am in a good mood.”

“Who is it? That pretty freshman?”

“Who are you calling pretty? They’re all pretty.”

“…….”

Yuuna narrows her eyes.

“Yuuna is the prettiest in the sophomore year.”

“Who’s the prettiest in the freshman year?”

“My little sisters.”

“……You don’t seem happy about meeting your little sisters. Hmm. A senior?”

Haha. Is it that obvious?

I shrug my shoulders while cutting my pork cutlet at the student cafeteria.

“Maybe?”

“Maybe…! The student council president!?”

“Heh…….”

“No way…! That student council president!?”

My girlfriend. Isabella.

That one word could make every male student in the academy envious, but I won’t say it.

I’m afraid I might get stabbed to death if I brag right now.

“Ugh……. I’m completely losing….”

“Number 7 must be a special number after all. Luck follows.”

“……Were you two lovey-dovey with the student council president this morning?”

“I’m being lovey-dovey with Yuuna now.”

I picked up a piece of pork cutlet and put it in Yuuna’s mouth.

“……Aww.”

Yuuna reluctantly takes it while looking displeased.

“Sanghyuk, here.”

“Slurp.”

I also ate the udon that Haena gave me in a mini bowl.

Maybe because I had such an intense meal in the morning, lunch was just okay. Just for filling my stomach.

But pork cutlet is always a good choice.

“Eat my tteokbokki [spicy rice cakes] too.”

“Thanks.”

The promised side dish exchange time.

We enjoyed trying each other’s chosen menus.

Yuuna has a thoughtful expression.

“So, what is that student council president doing now?”

“Hero activities.”

“……Again? She caught Xenobia, isn’t she taking a vacation?”

“She’s actually being more cautious. More than usual.”

She said there might be movements of an S-class villain.

I shouldn’t say that kind of thing. I don’t want to scare her too much.

It feels like just yesterday I was learning things from Yuuna, a B-class pro hunter, but now,

My petite girlfriend looks so fragile that I don’t want to send her anywhere without me.

“Yuuna…. How can you be so small and cute? Haena too.”

“…Was there something wrong with the pork cutlet you ate earlier?”

“Sniff…. Look at these frail arms. Do you want to eat more?”

“Oh, come on! I’m as strong as anyone else, you know.”

I make sure to hold Haena’s timid hand. Haena flinches while looking at me.

So cute….

“Let’s go see the club room before class starts.”

“Club room? Ah. Did you get the club room authorization? C or B?”

“B.”

“Wow. Nice~.”

Essol Academy campus has various buildings.

I’ve even been to the underground workshop, but I’ve only actually visited 20% of the places. Especially the buildings used by the seniors, I hardly know any of them.

“Is it that way?”

“That way.”

“The view must be nice. You got a good spot with an open view.”

According to Yuuna, the academy club rooms also have SS ranks, so there are royal-like spaces for really special VIP students.

“What kind of place is that?”

“I don’t know either…. There aren’t any review videos on YouTube or anything. They say it’s like a complete hotel. They use an entire building….”

“……An entire building.”

That’s amazing.

“We don’t use an entire building, but the club room next to us is empty, so it feels like we can use it in a chartered atmosphere.”

“Let’s go!”

I take my two girlfriends to the club building.

As soon as I creak open the door to the Inbaedong club room, Yuuna exclaims.

“It’s big!”

“It seems to be about 15 pyeong [approximately 530 square feet].”

“Are we allowed to use this?”

“What do you mean we? Only people who join my club can use it.”

“What. What kind of club are you going to make? I’m in the movie appreciation club right now, so I might switch.”

Movie appreciation club? Sounds like a sweet deal?

“What about Haena?”

“…Anime appreciation club….”

…….

It’s a bit much to say this.

But it doesn’t feel that great to be called a prestigious academy.

“What do you do there? Here.”

“Personality Excretion Club. Inbaedong for short.”

I made a club that fits the dignity of Essol Academy.

Yuuna checks the window frame and then glances back at me.

Haena too.

“…….”

“…….”

“Inbaedong.”

I said it again in case they didn’t hear me.

“It sounds like something a crazy person would make….”

“That’s what’s good about it. No one applies!”

“Wow….”

Haena tries to smile forcibly, but eventually turns her head away.

“Why!!”

“Well, of course, no one would apply…. Such a meaningless club….”

At that moment, the door opened.

“Um, is this the Personality Excretion Club?”

“Huh?”

A freshman girl came.

“Kyaa! It’s Senior Kim Sanghyuk. Can I join the Personality Excretion Club?”

“Ah, no. I haven’t even started recruiting yet…. Or even made it.”

“Do we have an interview? Is the qualification to excrete personality?”

“…….”

…A club where you can join if you excrete personality? Where did that hideous rumor come from?

“Please punch my stomach! It’s okay if it’s Senior Sanghyuk!”

“I don’t punch stomachs! Junior!”

I grab the hand of the pretty junior who is fumbling to pull up her uniform.

“Aren’t you the Onahole Man, Senior?”

“I am….”

Where should I start explaining?

What should I deny when I’ve been going around doing belly punches as fan service?

This isn’t that kind of place?

This isn’t that kind of place?

“Let’s go back for now. Junior. I’ll contact you again later.”

“Hmph… Okay……. Please call me when you get club members!”

I even got the number of an unknown junior…….

I open my phone.

[Isabella]

I left the club establishment to Evangeline

It will be processed by today

[Isabella]

But she asked what the Personality Excretion Club is

“…….”

Is this the reason the rumor spread….

[Kim Sanghyuk]

Please tell her that at least the qualification is not ‘to be personality-excreted’

“What happened?”

Yuuna said.

“Anyway, Inbaedong is made. Do you want to join?”

“…Do we have to produce something cute?”

Haena tilted her head.

“Wait a minute. Was personality excretion something you could just say and handle harmlessly? I’m a little uncomfortable….”

“Hmm. I don’t know much, but it seems like the level of vigilance has decreased. She told me to research it now.”

“…….”

I hold Yuuna’s hand tightly.

“I don’t like it!”

“Personality excretion…!”

“Kyaaaa!”

I chase after Yuuna, who is running away.

“Personality excretion!”

“Nooo!”

Eventually, I caught her before she could even take 10 steps. I hugged her tightly from behind and kissed the back of her neck.

“Personality excretion hugging.”

“Ah… It. You surprised me……!”

“I, I…….”

At that time, Haena made a dangerous confession.

“I might want to experience it once….”

“…….”

“…….”

Personality excretion. What is personality excretion?

I’ve used it a lot, but the ability is still shrouded in mystery─or rather, stained with En-chan’s perverted and malicious content.

“Yuuna. Have you ever read a martial arts novel?”

“I have. In webtoons [digital comics].”

“They have martial arts manuals, right? If you learn them, you get tremendous power, but you get tainted by evil….”

“Learn it!”

Yuuna’s eyes sparkled.

“Definitely learn it.”

Our class president was having some dangerous dreams…….

“Ah. What’s dangerous about it?”

“The more you use it, the more perverted you become….”

“…….”

“That’s what personality excretion is.”

“……What. Is that bad?”

Yuuna’s cheeks turned red.

“I, I like perverted Sanghyuk….”

There must be something in this club room. The aura from when the student council president came already feels good,

Even my girlfriends are getting excited.

The sun shines well here, and when the three of us are here in our uniforms, it feels like we’re skipping class and just having fun breathing.

“Yuuna~.”

Boobi boobi [onomatopoeia for playful touching].

“Were you here with the student council president?”

“…….”

How did she know?

“Here. A stain on the floor.”

“…….”

There was a stain where moisture had seeped into the floor.

“I met her here.”

“Hmph.”

“So what are you going to do?”

I hugged Yuuna from behind and clung to her.

“What else can Yuuna do besides like me!”

“Ugh… Ugh… That’s unfair…. Are you going to keep showing your handsome face? You….”

“Haena, come here too.”

“Kyaa….”

I touch Haena’s breasts.

As the three of us were playing, lunchtime quickly passed.

“You’re both coming to Inbaedong, right?”

“Well……. I have to go somewhere. Wherever you are.”

“I, I just hope there aren’t too many… people….”

Haena smiled awkwardly as I touched her breasts.

“Ah. I have to let everyone know.”

“Hmph!?”

Haena’s wish is lightly ignored.

It’s okay to be shy if you get close.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

Got a club room

[Sarika]

Ah, really? I’ve confirmed it. Senior. I’ll come to see you.

[Isolde]

Congratulations, Senior Sanghyuk

[Kibele]

Congratulations

Oh. After waiting a little longer, I also got a message from Hilaria.

They must be telling each other since they’re in the same class. The transmission is fast?

[Hilaria]

When are we having sex, husband

She’s ordering sex like ordering gukbap [Korean soup with rice] from her auntie [term of endearment for older women]….

[Brigitte]

(Congratulations emoji)

Yuuna stared at my phone with me and said.

“You have a lot of girl texts.”

“Ah, what’s so important about that? I’m with you right now.”

“……You’ve gotten better at talking.”

I’ve gotten better at this as I’ve done it.

I don’t panic anymore. Instead, I give Yuuna a kiss on the lips, and one on the back of her neck.

I kiss her and soothe her anxiety.

Yuuna mumbled, blushing.

“If we’re going to have club activities together… we’ll have to bring in a lot of things.”

“Do whatever you like.”

“Sanghyuk, can I bring Daeisoon goods?”

“Hmm…… Only as much as you can put in the display case?”

Let’s leave it to her to fill the room with things.

I was wondering if I should aim for a better club room.

Afternoon class time.

Like regular students moving between classes, academy students also go to the training hall whenever they have a chance.

Did another class come today? A pair of blonde twin sisters recognized me and waved.

“Sanghyuk. Look at that.”

Yuuna calls me as I wave back.

“Yeah?”

“What’s that?”

“Huh?”

The sophomores are buzzing.

There was a gravitational wave that was so obviously suspicious that the edges were rippling.

[「Insight・Crimson」Activated]

[B-Class Dungeon]

[#58334. Den of Evil][Rarity B+][Reward B+][Anomaly S+]

[A Demon Merchant will appear in this dungeon]

[This dungeon has very strong anomalies]

[Reward Weight + 7]

[Maximum number of participants – 3 (Squad)]

‘It doesn’t look that difficult.’

……Isn’t the anomaly too high?

The teacher explained about the suspicious dungeon.

“Amplification device support has been approved. The dungeon rank has increased by 1-2 levels.”

So that’s why the average is C rank.

Still, that B rank is very noticeable.

“Thanks to Sanghyuk for his contribution to the Xenobia disposal.”

“Ooh~.”

Suddenly, the atmosphere became one of applause.

Yuuna and Haena also clapped.

‘Embarrassing….’

Is this like a mini exchange match…?

“Those who want to participate should form a squad, bring a Hwan-git [item for dungeon entry], and proceed after receiving permission to depart from the teacher.”

“Yes~.”

Dungeon escape item 「Black Bewitching Feather」, and medical team support also seem to be prepared.

Evangeline, the 「Angel One」 squad leader, came out on a business trip and waved at me.

Hehe… A lot of pretty girls are waving at me….

Waving waving.

“Hehe.”

Evangeline with big breasts smiles at me.

“But who is going to go to that dungeon?”

“It looks dangerous.”

“Of course, I…….”

Deihirit, who was running out saying 「Of course, I」, flinched.

Everyone was looking at me,

The Onahole Squad.

‘Huh?’

There was only one thought in my mind at that time.

Did the sophomores eat us?