My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 18

Chapter 17 – The Worst Villain Onahole Man Ever

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Same day, morning.

The airport was bustling with reporters, all eager to catch a glimpse of a woman who had just arrived on Korean soil.

Master Ceridwen Evelyn.

Today marked her return to Korea after completing her six-month overseas dive schedule [referring to her monster-hunting expeditions].

“Welcome back!”

“When is your next activity, Ms. Ceridwen?”

“Ah, I’ve come to rest. Just to rest.”

Ceridwen was a rare hunter, even more famous than many heroes. She was an SS-class hunter of Korean nationality, granted the title of ‘Master’ by the World Hunter Association.

She was also a striking black-haired beauty who had graced the cover of 「Ogok Magazine」, the world’s largest weekly magazine.

As a hunter tasked with traveling to various countries and tearing terrible monsters to shreds, her eyes possessed an intimidating intensity that ordinary people couldn’t even meet.

This black-haired, red-eyed beauty’s asset value exceeded 2 trillion won [approximately 1.5 billion USD] based on old currency standards, comparable to a mid-sized company on the move.

The Korean government had been actively accommodating Ceridwen for the past four years to ensure she remained in the country,

which coincided with the time when Ceridwen had just entered the Academy and awakened her 「talent」 [her unique hunter ability].

Anyway,

The black-haired, red-eyed hunter, elegantly dressed in a burgundy dress, didn’t seem inclined to offer even a small smile in front of the camera lenses.

“How was the monster subjugation? You were observed by satellite emerging from the gravitational waves last observed in France.”

“It was the same as usual. Those who were meant to die, died, and those who were meant to live, lived.”

“Kyaa! Unnie [term of endearment used by younger females to address older sisters or close female friends]!”

There were also fans who had come to the airport to see Ceridwen.

‘I wonder if they even heard what I said?’

Evelyn was tired of dealing with reporters and fans.

It wasn’t just because she was addressed by hard-to-smile nicknames like 「Red-Eyed Empress」.

She believed that trying to act cute in front of the public was something that clumsy heroes did.

However, the reality was that everything from the pretty clothes, earrings, and shoes she wore were sponsored.

She wasn’t free from social responsibility due to her high value as an SS-class hunter.

“Shall we go to the hotel?”

Evelyn, who had pushed back the fans with a bodyguard barricade and boarded the waiting vehicle,

hesitated for a moment and said.

“Just drop me off in front of the Academy.”

“Understood.”

‘Etssol Academy’ was Evelyn’s alma mater.

As soon as she became an SS-class hunter, she took on a role as a visiting professor and occasionally gave lectures,

and the Academy also provided her with an office.

“It’s a little better here.”

Knock knock.

“Come in.”

“Senior. I knew you’d be here. I just saw the article about you arriving.”

Dale Hardnett.

Her junior hunter said, as if she had expected it.

“Let’s unpack my luggage and go eat kimchi stew [a popular Korean stew made with kimchi and other ingredients].”

“Do you crave kimchi as soon as you arrive?”

“Do you even know how much I miss kimchi when I’m abroad?”

“I know. Because I’m an S-class hunter now too. But I can’t today because I was called in for measurements.”

Hurricane measurements [a system used to evaluate a hunter’s power and potential] may seem trivial, but they are a necessary indicator when evaluating students.

Because of this, there are many attempts by students to manipulate the measurements, so an S-class or higher hunter must be present to prevent such tricks in advance.

As the student council president, she couldn’t possibly be unaware of that.

“…….”

“It can’t be helped even if you look at me with dissatisfaction.”

“Is there anyone as useful as Isabella?”

“Well, I was just called in as a guest, so this is my first time.”

“You’re working hard~.”

Dale stared at her senior.

“You’ve worked much harder than me, Senior. Subjugating S-class monsters in a foreign land.”

“But I’m off work.”

“…….”

“Good luck~.”

“Don’t wait for me. It won’t be over until the end of the day.”

“I’m not waiting. I’m just going to see Isabella’s face during lunch.”

“Yes.”

After Dale left the room, there was an awkwardly floating time.

‘Should I go watch the hurricane measurements too?’

She only thought about it and soon gave up.

As she became determined to enjoy the long-awaited silence, she also felt like sitting at her desk.

Although a lot of time has passed, the memories she made at the Academy were still her precious treasures.

She still contacts her colleagues from that time, and there were also some who were like arch-enemies.

For Evelyn, this was her real ‘home’.

There are no monsters or dungeons in Korea that threaten her, so she can rest comfortably.

Just as she was about to take a pleasant nap.

─ Personality Excretion Smash!!!

‘?’

She felt like she heard a man’s shout that she had never heard before somewhere.

Thud!!

“Eungook!?”

Evelyn’s waist twitched as if it had received an electric shock.

A tremendous shock.

Was it a physical shock? Before she could even think about that, she was completely deprived of her consciousness.

This was her first time experiencing this.

Even if her arm was cut off right in front of her, even if her heart was torn out, she was so calm that she could respond,

but now she couldn’t help but shudder at that one blow.

‘Completely defenseless… I, I was hit……!’

The time it took to switch to combat mode was 0.13 seconds.

Evelyn had established nine strategies during that time, but the important enemy’s means were unknown.

Evelyn’s head was spinning busily.

‘It can’t be a monster. This is a villain. Did they use their ability to target me? Knowing that I would come to the Academy?’

[Searching for entities with hostility towards the entire city of Seoul]

[2 seconds until full search]

[Search results, none]

How can this be.

There are no enemies within 605.2km²? Is it possible to commit such a fatal attack with no risk?

That was beyond imagination.

Just as she thought she was being targeted by the worst villain.

Personality Excretion One Two.

“Eungeut!? Eunheuk!”

Humiliatingly, she, an SS-class hunter, could only tremble with her forehead on the desk and her arms wrapped around her stomach.

The damage caused by the enemy’s attack was like……. bowel movement, the feeling of needing to urinate or defecate.

‘A strong enemy. As soon as I used magic for detection, they came out to punish me……!’

This is a clear warning…….

It means they won’t let me off if I try to find their location!

‘It’s definitely a villain!’

And they’re watching my current situation!

In fact, Kim Sanghyuk, who gave Evelyn the feeling of excretion, was just hitting the hurricane without any particular thought.

There was not a single moment when he targeted Evelyn.

Originally, the protagonist of 「Onahole Academy」 can only capture Evelyn in the later part of the scenario,

and before that, there is a huge difference in power, so if he took the villain route, he wouldn’t even be able to get close.

However.

「Personality Excretion」 created an event that shouldn’t exist in Onahole Academy.

The small magic hurricane that she left behind during her student council days became a passage to receive the ‘Personality Excretion’ attack.

This was a characteristic of Personality Excretion that even the user, Kim Sanghyuk, didn’t know.

For example, what happens if you use Personality Excretion on an enemy’s object that doesn’t reveal its main body through summons or mediums?

Personality Excretion is 「transmitted」 to the main body.

If Kim Sanghyuk had fought a summoner, he would have naturally realized this fact,

but the reality is that instead of such a series of processes, a cheerful event created by 70% coincidence and 30% vulgarity

is testing a woman’s dignity.

In other words, Evelyn is going to cum.

Her precious and noble personality.

‘But what kind of attack is this? This perverted villain……. The sweat won’t stop….’

She was quite confident in her patience, but that’s canceled as of today.

Evelyn was out of her mind because of a type of sensation she had never experienced before.

Even though nearly 10 seconds had passed since the last strike, she couldn’t even lift her butt from the chair.

‘It’s not a level where I can just endure or something!’

The intuition of an SS-class hunter is telling her.

That this is not the kind of attack that can be endured and overcome.

The initiative is in the hands of someone whose face she doesn’t even know.

A dizzying feeling that she’s about to excrete something important that she shouldn’t give up as a person runs down her spine every moment.

“What do you want…. Tell me!”

First, let’s see the opponent’s appearance. Just as she thought that.

The ’30-second interval’ began.

Kim Sanghyuk’s first choice was a ruthless, inhuman attack with the acceleration of the Yacha Charge [a powerful and aggressive attack].

─ Personality Excretion Dropkick!!!

“Oooooook!!”

Evelyn gasped in a low voice like a beast and didn’t know what to do.

‘I’m sure of it. This villain…! Is full of malice towards humans…….’

No mercy can be expected at all.

Evelyn felt like her heart would break from the villain whose face she didn’t even know. It was her weak side that she hadn’t even imagined until recently.

That’s how afraid she is of this villain.

‘The worst, it is……. To be attacked by such an enemy in the middle of the Academy…….’

She, who was losing consciousness after being hit by the Personality Excretion Dropkick, opened her eyes wide again.

“No. Get a grip, Evelyn…….”

She still can’t grasp the villain’s intentions, but if she breaks down here, who will be next?

That was too obvious.

‘Isabella. Please notice……. First, I have to run away…. This villain is…… so ruthless that it’s hard to think of them as the same human being.’

Words don’t come out.

Evelyn, barely holding on to her consciousness, is bombarded with the ruthless personality excretion of the 30-second interval.

Thud, thud, thud, thud…!!

“Eung! Eunggeuk! Eut, ah…. Ah…!!”

Holding her thighs tightly,

Evelyn continued to exhale briefly, resisting the feeling that she was about to excrete something.

‘I can’t relax…!!’

She puts strength into her butt and endures.

Evelyn was sweating like rain and panting. That was proof that her body was instinctively using an enormous amount of energy to block the personality excretion.

‘I don’t know what’s happening to my body……. But I feel like I should never allow it….’

Thud!!

“Heueueueung……♡”

At the same time as the end of the 30-second interval, Evelyn blew out hot air.

After somehow enduring the crazy feeling of excretion, her whole body was as hot as if she had run a full sprint, and she felt like she was melting onto the back of the chair.

She can’t calm down even if she gasps for breath.

Without even realizing it, she opens her thighs and gropes the inside of her flesh with her hands.

Her chest has also become more sensitive than ever, and just a slight brush of her nipples fills her head with happiness.

‘Why do I feel like this…….’

The act of excretion itself clearly has a part that acts as pleasure for humans.

Just as a man suffers from the desire to excrete semen and becomes a sage after releasing it,

excretion means ‘resolution’.

The closer she gets to ‘resolution’, the more her body becomes anxious and excited as the process of enduring becomes longer.

Evelyn’s body was heating up by resisting the excretion of her personality, which could be said to be the ultimate resolution.

She becomes anxious.

Knowing that a heinous villain is watching from somewhere,

Evelyn was vulgarly indulging in sexual excitement.

As if saying 「I haven’t completely surrendered yet」, she was arrogantly raising her eyes,

but she can’t stop the hand that started caressing.

“Keu, keueut. Are you satisfied now? Come out… soon…….”

Fumble, fumble.

“Hak…. Heueut……. Damn it….”

She’s completely defeated like a female.

Ceridwen’s ears turned red with embarrassment. This is the first time this has happened to me….

Forced to the brink of ‘Personality Excretion’, she had all the hidden sexual desires of the human body exposed to the roots, and she had become a rutting female who was obviously okay with being gang-raped.

“Hak…. Hak……. Eueut…. Heueueut….”

Evelyn became dizzy while having a vaginal orgasm.

Because she was not confident that she could endure it if it came again at this moment.

‘It’s okay. Reorganize and counterattack…. There’s no way they can do this kind of attack so many times.’

That’s going to be the end of it. It has to be.

Evelyn’s eyes were glazed over with a dizzying sense of defeat that the very dignity of a human being seemed to be leaving her body, and she was drooling.

“I, I won’t… give up with just this…!”

The 2-minute interval starts.

「Anaerobic Personality Excretion」 harshly covered Evelyn, who was masturbating.

“Eunghoooooot!!?”

Uncountable intangible blows pouring down like rain.

She lies down on the back of the chair like a bed, spreads her legs, and is exposed to personality excretion with a sloppy expression.

Peopeopeopeopeok…!!

“Ot! Oooook! O, ooook, no… Cumming…… I’m going to cum… O, oho, I don’t know what it is, but… I’m cumming…. I’m cumming…….”

Evelyn’s eyes slowly roll back.

She was not in a state where she could care about the minimum of dignity and face that a human being should have.

Even in the case of urination and defecation, which must be excreted from the human body, a tremendous amount of nerves are consumed when excreting,

so if what is being excreted is a precious personality.

If the black-haired, red-eyed girl’s precious personality is excreted through her butthole…….

“O, oooooot…… Ohooooo… I’m cumming… I’m cumming something I shouldn’t cum…….”

Byubyu, byubyubyubyubyu.

Evelyn made her lips round and exhaled hot breaths, accepting her true defeat.

She opens her legs on the chair and excretes 「Personality Jelly」.

It literally looked like jelly.

It’s being excreted from her butthole, but there’s no impression that it’s dirty. The moisture on the surface of the jelly was all the slight sweat that came from her flushed pink butthole,

and it also gives the impression that she was playing with something like slime in her butthole and it came out.

But that’s not a toy.

It was definitely her personality.

‘Huh?’

Evelyn’s personality—pink jelly—that had spilled onto the floor, looked up.

There is her body with her legs wide open and her butthole wide open, panting.

‘Uh, what’s going on……? My body……? Astral projection?’

Pyoong. Pyoong.

She tries to jump, but it doesn’t move in the direction she wants.

The pink jelly is the personality itself. It’s different from the limbs that we move comfortably by sending electrical signals.

Even Evelyn, who has experienced all kinds of hardships, panics when she sees her body,

and bumps into things here and there in an uncontrolled personality jelly state before being bounced out.

[Personality Abrasion -1%]

‘Ouch, it hurts!!!’

It was slightly scratched on the floor, but it hurts so much that tears come out.

She realizes once again how defenseless she is now.

‘It hurts. It hurts…. It really hurts so much.’

Tears don’t even come out.

She couldn’t even resist properly and lost her body, so she herself was spewed out like some kind of waste.

Evelyn was tasting a very terrible sense of powerlessness.

‘My body…. Give me back my body…….’

Was the room this cold?

The pink jelly, Evelyn Jelly, which was only left with her personality, trembled.

‘I feel like I’m going to die…. I’ve only been in this state for about 30 seconds, but I feel like I’m going to die….’

No, if I decide to die, can I even die?

Evelyn, thrown into the extreme sense of powerlessness felt only by 「Personality Excretion」 victims.

「Personality Jelly」 does not have the power to withstand even ordinary environments.

To put it in perspective, it was as if she had been thrown naked into the middle of the Arctic.

If left unattended, it’s only a matter of time before her personality collapses. There’s no need to bother her.

At that time.

Her phone fell out of Evelyn’s pocket and rolled on the floor.

‘That’s it. I have to call for reinforcements!’

She has to go through thousands of trials and errors every time she crawls 2cm in the desired direction.

The distance to the smartphone is about 40cm.

It was a hellish journey for Pink Jelly Evelyn.

But what’s even more frightening is that she doesn’t know what the heinous villain will do next.

Her colleagues and her alma mater’s juniors are in danger.

Evelyn endured the pain of her personality being worn away and moved forward.