My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 181

I decided to use the footholds that Hena had created.

I threw myself to a precarious spot, making sure I wouldn’t fall into the bug nest!

“Hngaaaaah!”

Yuna thrashed around, her smooth legs flailing wildly as she got closer to the bug pit.

“Uh oh. You’re going to fall at this rate?”

“…….”

She immediately quieted down.

“Hena! Are you okay?”

“Yeah! I’m fine.”

Hena also dove for a foothold she had made in a low position the moment the attack came, narrowly avoiding it.

‘She’s got good moves. Hena?’

“Did you start doing pull-ups?”

“I can hang for 7 seconds!”

Whether or not she knew how to break a fall was more important than pull-ups right now. Hena seemed okay.

A few more empty footholds appeared.

“Yuna, want to come down for a second?”

“…….”

Yuna became as silent as a clam.

She knew she needed to come down, but she couldn’t bring herself to do it.

“I guess I have no choice.”

“Sorry… Sorry, Sanghyuk…!”

A great boyfriend would have to do something, right? The problem was reloading.

Because I had Yuna on my shoulders, I couldn’t use my left arm, so I had to reload with one hand….

‘This isn’t a lever action….’

I couldn’t reload a pump action by spinning it around coolly like in the movies.

“Hena, can I get a little time!”

Hena immediately fired an intangible magic bullet, hitting the worm. Since she was already using a huge amount of magic power on the footholds,

Hena’s attack magic wasn’t powerful enough to wound the worm. Just enough to annoy it?

‘That’s enough.’

The important thing was that Hena wasn’t scared and drew the worm’s attention to herself.

Ah, not that I’m dissing Yuna.

“Uuuuurgh…. Uwaaaah…….”

With Yuna, who was retching, on my shoulders, I knelt on one knee on the foothold.

I propped up the Benelli M3’s buttstock against my thigh and quickly pulled the tubular magazine with one hand to eject the shell.

‘Now I have to load the bullet.’

I tucked the gun under my arm, pointed the muzzle towards the foothold, and then put a slug into the empty chamber and loaded it.

‘Got it!’

Single-hand reload!

Just before the Giant Worm lunged at Hena, I shot it right in the torso.

It definitely hit!

Thuuuung!!

I made another big hole with the solid lead bullet.

The recoil that I endured with one arm was quite thrilling.

The cave shook several times as the worm writhed in pain, and bugs began to fall from the ceiling.

Hena knocked away the bugs so they wouldn’t fall on us with her small magic bullets.

“Be careful, they might be poisonous!”

“I can kill it with the next shot!”

Having gotten a feel for how to do it, I knelt down in the same way, ejected the shell, and then, when feeding the last bullet, I turned the shotgun upside down and just shoved the bullets in as they were and loaded it.

Now the Giant Worm is ignoring Hena and charging at me.

“Sanghyuk! It’s coming that way!”

The way to deal damage at that moment flashed in my head.

‘Can I do it?’

The question became certainty within me.

‘I can do it.’

Power overflowed from my body. Yuna was as light as a feather.

Time to show the onahole [A type of Japanese sex toy] collection power!

I used only my lower body strength to leap vertically to avoid the Giant Worm.

“Waa, waaaah!!”

Yuna screamed like she was on a ride. I was surprised too.

Even though my strength and stamina have entered the realm of superhuman, exceeding 200 including the encyclopedia bonus,

I didn’t think I could jump almost 3m with Yuna on my back.

‘This is really ridiculous!’

I’m in the air for almost as long as I’m soaring into the sky?

Thanks to that, the Giant Worm’s attack ended up kissing the bug pit it had created.

I aimed the shotgun down as it was and blew the worm’s head off with a Moonlight Lead Bullet.

This Moonlight Slug has a 「Magic Judgment」, so there is no recoil.

I simply snapped the trigger like breaking a glass rod and then immediately threw away the shotgun.

“Huuuh!!”

While the bug pit was being swept away by the Moonlight Lead Bullet,

I grabbed onto the empty foothold above and held on. It’s fair to say I dunked on it. My hand crushed the empty foothold like ice cream,

and a handle was created just for me. While I was holding up my and Yuna’s weight with one arm, cracks appeared on the empty foothold.

“Go up! Yuna!”

“U, uh!”

Ughhhh……!!

I went up as if doing a pull-up and put Yuna on the foothold, then I threw myself to another foothold and landed.

[Dungeon Clear]

[MVP…… Kim Sanghyuk (91%), 2 others]

Now I have to go find my shotgun.

Fortunately, the pit swept away by the Moonlight Lead Bullet was only crackling with charred flesh fragments, and there was nothing alive.

I also recovered the shotgun…….

I obtained an A-rank monster core from the pit swept away by the Moonlight Lead Bullet.

“Hena! A foothold so I can go up.”

“Okay!”

We left the cave as it was.

The outside was a forest with magnificent trees with bare branches lined up densely.

A cool breeze that seemed to have swept over the mountains from far away permeated to my bones.

Ha, the air is good.

“Is it over?”

“I think so.”

“…….”

After coming out of the cave, Yuna was watching me without a word.

“What’s wrong, Yuna?”

“……Sorry.”

I looked at Yuna, who was truly dejected, and laughed out loud.

“Why are you laughing~!”

“Yuna says she’s sorry. Hena.”

Even Hena giggled.

“Yuna, you weren’t helpful at all.”

“Ughhh. I wasn’t myself. There won’t be anything like this next time!”

“Oh? There’s a spider over there!”

“Kyaaaaak!”

Yuna seemed genuinely surprised and protested while patting my back.

“Don’t do it! Don’t do it!”

“A B-class hunter being this scared.”

“It’s just that I can’t handle gross things!”

Usually, Yuna is good at everything, so it’s fun to tease her. Hena must feel the same way.

“But why isn’t the dungeon being dismantled?”

As if realizing something strange, the two looked up at the forest where a bleak wind was blowing.

Something’s wrong.

“Is the demon merchant coming?”

Yuna said.

“Hmm…. The variability was a bit high, though.”

“Then there might be a rank increase. Let’s keep watch while guarding the surroundings for now.”

Hena hid behind me.

“Hena, are you okay?”

“I, I’ve used up all my magic power….”

“Don’t worry. Yuna will work in the second round.”

“Then! If it seems too dangerous, we can use the Return Feather and escape. I’m ready to use it immediately.”

“Okay!”

Shall we take a look….

[「Insight・Crimson」activated]

To uncover the secret of this phenomenon, I open my eyes wide and concentrate.

Hena and Yuna, realizing that I was searching, quietly held their breath and waited.

The part where space is distorted….

I think I found it.

“What did you find?”

“Be careful.”

Something doesn’t seem right.

From within that spatial distortion, thick mountain goat horns and a relatively petite human head slipped out.

‘Villain Alliance!!’

I immediately aimed the Benelli and fired twice in a row.

Bang!! Bang!!

“Sanghyuk?!”

The lead bullets curved somewhere before they even reached the villain.

‘Damn it, force won’t work!’

[Lucky Lewd activated]

[Reality Manipulation Strength – Top Tier]

This might be an overreaction.

But an overreaction is better. Isabella and Seridwen aren’t here right now!

My life is guaranteed by the ‘Death Tax Collector,’ but I have to protect my girlfriend’s safety.

It would be better to get them both out of here before the opponent does anything.

“Both of you use the Return Feather and escape! Quickly!”

“It’s a villain?! I’ll fight with you! Hena’s magic power is all used up, so send her away…….”

“Hena?”

Hena grabbed the feather and said, looking a little embarrassed.

“Ah, it won’t activate.”

……What?

[「Antique Demon」 has appeared]

[Villain Appearance]

[Dungeon Rank increases from B to S]

[Rule 1. No Escape]

She can’t leave with the feather?

In the meantime, the S-class villain 「Antique」 completely revealed herself.

A blue-haired woman with corpse-like pale skin and mountain goat horns sprouting from her head is characteristic.

Her appearance is a bit unique. It’s like she’s hanging there with her big breasts exposed.

Her arms only come out to her elbows, and her legs only come out to her thighs, and she looks very defenseless as if she’s tied up in the air.

She’s even naked. It was a pretty body that you could see everything if you tried to look closely. Her nipples are hidden by her hair, though…….

I felt the tension drain away.

What the hell is that?

“…A, are you really a villain? Not like a captured hostage or something?”

“She’s a villain.”

It’s no wonder Yuna is mistaken.

Antique is a villain who looks like a captured woman.

However, when you lift your head and meet her coldly dead eyes, you become convinced that she is a villain.

“Were you stalking me? What for?”

“You’re the one who defeated Xenobia…….”

“…….”

“I’m interested in that authority.”

That authority…?

Is it 『Death Tax Collector』?

“I’m not interested in you. No, well, your appearance is my type, but……. Won’t you just go back quietly now?”

I gripped the gun body tightly and tensed up.

The next shot will be a Moonlight Slug. It’s a bit resistant to shooting that at a person’s vitals, but….

The opponent is an S-class villain. I can’t rest easy even with Lucky Lewd turned on.

Then should I use another authority?

‘Fellatio Anywhere’ or something…….

Honestly, the problem is with me.

Xenobia did something to me, so I didn’t feel sorry for her even if the Tax Collector beat her to a pulp.

But I am basically very wary of the mindset that 「because they are villains, they can do whatever they want」.

Because.

[★S-Class Villain Pussy Moves In★]

The goddess who makes the world as lewd as possible is helping me because I don’t be wary!

[★Comfortably Get Villain Kang Si-eun’s (○◆) Murderous Pussy! Can be used as a tight aerial onahole!]

[(Info) The female villains of Onahole Academy basically prefer rape pussies♡]

[(Info2) Kang Si-eun’s pussy is one of the best matches for Kim Sanghyuk’s dick♡]

‘Cough…….’

No! Don’t tell me that kind of information!!

[Villain Onahole Collection Quest]

[A simple quest where you just teach a lesson to an S-class villain pussy who thinks she’s strong♡]

[Solved with Lucky Lewd Click♡]

This game.

There’s no difficulty……. That’s what makes it so dangerous…….!

“What if I don’t go back?”

Villain Kang Si-eun asks in a dry tone.

“You… You might be in big trouble.”

“There’s no professor here? Do you think you can beat me?”

“…….”

It’s not about winning or anything like that.

You’re really screwed, Si-eun.

“You wouldn’t know.”

This game has no ‘moderation’!

“What kind of temptation I’m being subjected to.”

En-chan is encouraging me. She’s whispering more sweetly than anyone else.

『Shall we turn the heinous villain pussies of this world into onaholes?』

I’m conflicted.

At least until the opponent looks like a person.

“Don’t move.”

I aimed at Antique, who was trying to move as if sliding with telekinesis, and warned her.

“If you show even the slightest threatening behavior in front of my girlfriends…….”

“If I show it?”

“……You’ll become an onahole.”

Was my warning effective? Antique stopped still and stared at me with a blank expression.

[Villain♡ Onahole♡]

[Villain♡ Onahole♡]

While maintaining tension and confronting each other,

The system message was like a festival atmosphere. But, aside from the fact that she’s a busty bishoujo [A Japanese term for a beautiful young girl] who’s naked, how am I supposed to make her an onahole?

The Tax Collector appears triggered by death, so I can’t summon it at will.

I can’t even see something like ‘Thread of Perversion’ in my dick-piercing world.

Does a sex angle even exist in this situation?

“You can’t use that ability in a row…. That’s my calculation.”

“…….”

No, no, no.

Really, stop it.

“……Onahole Man Kim Sanghyuk. I’ll catch you and take you away.”

“Who do you think you’re taking someone’s boyfriend away with as you please!?”

Antique began to summon misshapen demons made of shadows.

Each one is a monster comparable to an A-class hunter.

Without waiting, I immediately fired a Moonlight Slug.

[Rule 2. Magic Nullification]

“What…!!”

The power of moonlight is stripped away. The bullet I shot didn’t even reach near Antique and disappeared somewhere.

‘She’s forcing strange rules on the space….’

What’s the principle?

How should I fight?

Yuna came out in front of me and stood with her sword.

Before I knew it, we were surrounded by misshapen demons with no place to escape.

“…Sanghyuk. I love you.”

“Yuna….”

“I, me too. I’ll squeeze out my magic power and try to fight somehow…. I won’t hold you back.”

At that moment when everyone became serious.

To my future,

The unchangeable unilateral notification of Lucky Lewd arrived.

[1 Minute to Non-Con Pregnancy Sex with S-Class Villain Antique]

‘1 minute?’

I couldn’t believe my eyes.

Not an hour, not a day, but 1 minute??

What kind of super fun luck is coming that such a thing will happen?

‘In this desperate situation, I’m going to have pregnancy sex in 1 minute? With that animal horn cosplay busty bishoujo…?’

……Really 1 minute?

Without knowing no matter how much I thought about it, the battle began.