My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 184

EP.182 The Price of Sex Transcending Causality

[(BADEND) 【Antique Demon】 Cancelled]

[(BADEND) 【Naked Woman】 Cancelled]

Cleaning up was simple.

I crammed Si-eun’s shell and the onahole into the onahole inventory, and that was it. I just had to close the door.

“What is it? Master? A new family member?”

Kushina asked, peeking her upper body out.

“No. For now, it’s spoils of war.”

The dungeon is finally being dismantled.

We overcame the villain’s invasion, but I felt dazed.

Was pure love… dead…?

I felt like something had disappeared from within me.

“Are you hurt, Yuuna?”

“Um~ Just a little stiff from falling?”

“I was okay because Yuuna protected me.”

Yuuna had a thoughtful expression.

“But if we had kept fighting, we would have lost, right?”

“Yeah. If it weren’t for Sanghyuk…….”

“Don’t be too discouraged. It’s not like I could have won against that opponent by fighting.”

Right. The opponent is an S-class villain.

As long as they have a history of harming people with unique talents, we are bound to be weaker in combat.

I’m glad I happened to have the ability to turn that around.

Glad… am I?

“I’m dirty because of the dust… Let’s see each other after washing up!”

“Okay.”

After sending Yuuna and Hena off to the academy shower room—women only—I came in to wash up too.

“That was great!”

There’s no one in the shower room. Instead, there was the blonde goddess, En-chan.

“It was good. It was really good~~! Sanghyuk-nim was horny too, right!? It was totally awesome, right?”

“I’m never doing that again.”

“Why? We were just getting up to a hot pace. Let’s do it with the other female students with this momentum!”

“Aerial ejaculation sex is too much!”

Even in the shower room, En-chan appeared in a bath towel-wrapped look, running around barefoot before tilting her head.

“Isn’t it good because you put it in the pretty villain girl’s pussy and came?”

“Guys also… how should I say it… there needs to be some atmosphere. Just seeing a hole and immediately sticking it in is a bit…”

Honestly, it was a bit shocking.

I’m not that crazy about sex…! Maybe?

“Ehhh. But you were horny, weren’t you? You did it like crazy! You even came inside.”

“It would be weird to pull out my dick and apologize there….”

Honestly, I enjoyed Si-eun’s pussy.

But a little more……. Ugh…….

“…It’s the first time I’ve felt the 현타 [hyeonta – a Korean slang term for the feeling of emptiness or disillusionment after sex] during sex…….”

Ah, is it natural to feel 현타 after sex?

It sounds like a boast, depending on how you hear it.

“Heeuhm. Even if you say that… Sanghyuk-nim is the one who maximized the reality manipulation intensity.”

“…….”

That’s right.

“Ah~ How did it come to this…. I ended up raping Si-eun… Now I’m definitely a villain rapist.”

“Were you really shocked? Because it was too perverted?”

“It’s beyond perverted, it’s grotesque!”

“I see…….”

En-chan came behind me, who was receiving warm water and showering, and patted me.

“I’m sorry. For surprising you. I didn’t know it would be such a scam…. Right?”

“……Yeah.”

“Tsk. Why did Si-eun barge in while Sanghyuk-nim was doing the dungeon, that stupid Si-eun. It’s Si-eun’s fault!!”

“…….”

“Si-eun deserves to be subjected to aerial ejaculation sex! Forget about her! She’s just a pretty onahole for Sanghyuk-nim!”

Is that so?

Even if a villain who plays with people’s lives for fun had a touching story, I doubt I would have listened.

I skipped it all, leaving only a strange regret…….

“I think I’ve changed…. While coming in Si-eun’s pussy, I really thought it felt good….”

“……Sanghyuk-nim?”

“Yeah?”

“When we’re done, let’s eat tteokbokki [Korean spicy rice cakes] together.”

“……Okay, sure….”

En-chan follows me, looking anxious for some reason.

Is she comforting me…? But what is she comforting? I don’t have any thoughts?

I dealt with an S-class villain, and I even got an onahole, so isn’t that great?

“I would never have done such a thing before. I was afraid my girlfriends would get hurt….”

“S-Si-eun must have been happy too! Sanghyuk-nim’s dick is so amazing…….”

“Is that so…….”

I feel dazed for some reason…….

“Anyway, tteokbokki after we’re done… got it.”

I come out of the shower room.

Yuuna and Hena, who had finished washing up, opened their eyes slightly surprised when they saw me.

“Sanghyuk-ah? What’s wrong?”

“What?”

“…….”

Uh?

Hena even hugs me over my no-bra school uniform breasts.

What’s wrong?

“Suddenly what? It’s nice though.”

Is this okay inside the academy? Everyone is whispering, but Hena’s breasts felt good.

“…Something…… stimulates my protective instincts…. Sanghyuk’s eyes….”

“You told us not to be discouraged, but why are you discouraged? I told you, we would have all died if it weren’t for Sanghyuk.”

“……Is that so…?”

But why am I feeling so down?

Is it because of the thought that I’ve finally become a rapist?

“Shall we get an outing pass and go somewhere from now on? Is there anywhere you want to go?”

“Tteokbokki….”

“Okay. There? Let’s go together. Hena too!”

It’s still class time, but we quickly cleared the dungeon, so we got an outing pass and went outside.

We had a mind set that we could go out as long as we got permission. That’s how our academy was.

The student council president is always dedicated to hero activities, which is probably the same context.

“Auntie. Give us a lot of tteokbokki here!”

“Huh? Isn’t it time for class?”

“We finished the dungeon early and came out. To buy my boyfriend food with that……. Here, here. Sit here.”

While I’m spacing out, the water cup comes in front of me, and something is progressing smoothly.

And I received and ate the rice cake that Yuuna fed me.

“Is it delicious?”

“It’s spicy, sweet, and delicious.”

“Being able to eat tteokbokki like this is also thanks to Sanghyuk.”

“Yeah. Sanghyuk is the best.”

Is that so……?

Aerial ejaculation sex flickers before my eyes again.

This might be…… the backlash of the mind that came after executing sex that transcends causality….

……A super pervert, a super pervert is coming…!

A vulgar dick apocalypse that the fragile human mind cannot withstand…!

“Sanghyuk-nim. Feed me like you did then.”

Time stops, and En-chan appears.

“Uh, uh. Yeah. You liked what you ate then?”

“It was delicious.”

En-chan is small and cute, so it’s rewarding to give her food.

Seeing her moving her small mouth diligently while eating warmed my heart.

“Did you cheer up?”

“So, what energy? I got a villain onahole in my hands, and I’m at my peak right now.”

“Your expression doesn’t say that. That, that……. I’ll fill you with pure love factors, so please… come back!”

“……Uh?”

Was I broken?

I realize something while touching my face.

My girlfriends’ reactions were a bit strange too…….

“I, I’ll definitely warn you if something like aerial ejaculation sex comes up!”

“……Huh?”

“Sanghyuk-nim…! I’m sorry….”

“No, don’t apologize.”

“And you said you were worried that your girlfriends might die, but I was aiming for that. Actually, I pretended not to know because I thought the tension would disappear if I protected my girlfriends when they were in danger!!”

“En……?”

En sobbed.

“Then… I thought Sanghyuk-nim would bravely give the villain’s pussy a good education play.”

“…….”

“My thinking was short-sighted. I might have killed pure love Sanghyuk…….”

Is that so?

Are my girlfriends okay……?

“I didn’t need to do aerial ejaculation sex?”

“No…. I’ll protect Sanghyuk-nim’s woman and the babies Sanghyuk-nim impregnated so that they can all grow up healthy and be happy, so there’s no influence from the villain’s attack. I’m like a super strong guardian spirit.”

“The goddess of eroge, En-chan, is protecting me….”

“If the heroines die or get hurt in a mess, I’ll get a complete rating terror? You know that.”

“…….”

I kept putting tteokbokki in En-chan’s mouth.

“Abboob.”

“Then you should have said so!! I was serious all by myself! I thought something terrible might happen if an S-class villain came out next time.”

“I’m sorry… Aboob… I’m sorry!”

She keeps feeding me tteokbokki!

En-chan was struggling, hitting her chest with her small fist as if she was choking.

Only after seeing that did I give her the water cup.

“Hahoo, hahoop… gulp… gulp…….”

“Is there anything else to apologize for?”

“Th…… Th…. I’m sorry for thinking that I could just solve it by fucking without thinking about the protagonist Kim Sanghyuk-nim’s heart…….”

“…You don’t have to apologize for that….”

It’s wrong but right.

En-chan is too vulgar, and it seems like she only thinks about putting my dick in a pretty girl’s pussy, omitting all the processes before and after.

I chuckled, looking at En-chan, who was shrinking her shoulders.

“You were protecting me?”

“Of course!”

“I just have to think about shooting high-quality sperm?”

Nod nod nod.

What En-chan wants is consistent.

I stroked En’s head.

“I know your heart, so don’t apologize. I was just a little surprised.”

Yeah. I was just a little surprised.

“Did you come back…?”

“I never went anywhere….”

I sat En-chan on my lap and touched her cheeks.

“En. Please continue to take care of me.”

“Yes!!”

I need to come to my senses since the goddess is taking care of me.

I was just surprised that there was such a world.

If I get to the point where I can enjoy that comfortably, my brain is over.

‘It’s very dizzy to think that I might have had aerial ejaculation sex with Quintia….’

The highest level of reality manipulation is sealed for the time being.

“Sanghyuk-ah?”

It seemed like time had stopped.

“Ah. There’s no more rice cake…!”

“I ate it all. Let’s order some more.”

“Give us more here! Auntie!”

While waiting, my smartphone rang, so I checked it.

[Isabella]

Isabella’s contact……

[Isabella]

What are you doing, our 댜기 [dagi – a cute term of endearment]♡♡? You know that pretty Isabella is very, very worried? Contact me as soon as you check? Chu [kiss sound]♡♡

……Rock.

“Ptooey!!”

I spat out all the orange juice I had in my mouth.

Yuuna was hit by it.

“Ah, sorry!”

“…Do you want to die! Kim Sanghyuk!”

“Hahahaha. No, but……. What is this? Is there something wrong with my eyes?”

Did Isabella really send this? Is someone playing a prank?

Hena peeks her head out curiously.

“What is it…?”

“Ah. No. You can’t see it.”

“It’s a girl! You spat juice on my face and you’re not going to show me?”

“No. Hahaha. I’m the only one who’s going to see it. This is.”

This is really crazy!!

“You seem to have cheered up a bit? Huh?”

“Pretty girlfriends are putting rice cakes in my mouth even if I stay still, so I have to cheer up.”

“……Hmm.”

Isabella’s 덕 [deok – virtue/grace] also played a big part in it.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

What are you doing?

[Isabella]

You told me to do aegyo [acting cute] next time I contacted you, so I tried aegyo.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

lololol so funny lol

There was no answer for a while.

Was it too much to say lololol so funny lol to my girlfriend’s aegyo?

It’s even funnier when I imagine what Isabella’s expression is right now.

[Isabella]

I’m never doing aegyo again.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

lolololol Can’t you do this with your voice too?

[Isabella]

Are you crazy? Never

[Kim Sanghyuk]

Ah why!! It’s really cute

[Isabella]

It’s already too late

“Oh my. You must be grinning from ear to ear? Is it the student council president?”

“How did you know?”

“You can’t show it to us, and if it’s someone who can make Sanghyuk laugh like that, it can only be Isabella.”

“No. I didn’t know the president was such a funny person until now.”

Men are childish when they’re childish,

But this aegyo with missing pronunciations that came out of these women sharing information is 참 [cham – true/real].

It’s a repertoire that seems like it would come out if you searched for 카톡 [KakaoTalk] aegyo on Google. There are people who actually use this!

“I want to make Sanghyuk… laugh too….”

Hena, who is sitting next to me, looks up at me.

I put my hand under Hena’s breasts so that the auntie can’t see, and caressed my palm as if feeling the weight of the heavy 왕맘마통 [wang-mam-ma-tong – slang for large breasts].

“You make me happy with this, Hena.”

“Eeuht…. Aah…….”

“But, Sanghyuk-ah. What are you going to do with that villain?”

“Ah…….”

I suppressed her with sex. Si-eun.

If I restore her personality, I don’t know what abilities she will use to attack us.

The goddess said that she would protect the heroines, but I can’t be completely relieved.

‘Even if she’s a small and cute goddess, a goddess is a goddess. She also has a cruel side.’

Like with Xenobia,

If she thinks that her intervention will harm the story, the goddess will probably watch as much as possible.

In fact, I don’t want too much protection for every move I make.

‘I have to do what I can do myself.’

I’ve already received a lot.

“I’ll think of a good way.”

“So it’s on hold for now. Haa, an S-class villain directly infiltrating the gravity wave….”

“Does that happen often?”

“Wouldn’t it be unprecedented? It’s easy for an S-class villain to find out the coordinates and infiltrate, but in fact, the academy’s security system should have caught it and caused a commotion before that happened.”

Does that mean it’s not easy to infiltrate the gravity wave ‘secretly’…….

And the ability to enforce various rules in space….

Among them was magic nullification, so I think it had tremendous value against magicians.

‘I got something like that in my hands as an onahole…?’

This is a villain that is too much for my current abilities.

But if I make her an onahole, it’s safe for now. I could think about other things later.

‘I might be able to make her docile with personality modification.’

Sticking my dick in like with Kushina is a bit of a problem to think about.

Anyway.

I have to use the captured guy to help us.

“We’ve filled our stomachs, so shall we go in now?”

My girlfriends don’t answer my question.

Yuuna is fiddling with her fork.

“Yuuna?”

“Th… we came out after a long time…….”

An exclamation mark just stood up.

“……Why don’t we… rest somewhere… and go……?”