My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 188

EP.186 The Angle to Score Hye-jung’s Vagina

“The angle to… score Hye-jung’s vagina is here, right?”

A blonde, beautiful girl circles around me, spouting words that make me doubt my hearing. It was En-chan, the goddess of erotic games, my guardian spirit, small and cute.

“Let’s go quickly and pound Hye-jung’s…”

“Eat this.” I offer her some bread and sauce I grabbed before the meal. I feed the goddess a bit of the bread.

“Mmm. Mmm!” She’s relatively quiet when she’s eating.

I watch her hold the bread tightly in her small hands and munch.

“Dip it in the sauce and eat.”

“Hye-jung’s… you know, filled with… stuff, would be more delicious.”

“How do you know that?”

“I have a vagina scouter!”

I didn’t want to know that such a thing existed!

“Hye-jung’s… feels four times better.”

“She’s my mom. Don’t call it Hye-jung’s… that. But what’s four times?”

“Munch munch. It means Hye-jung’s… makes you… finish four times in one go.”

“What kind of meme is that?”

According to the vagina scouter, Hye-jung’s… is apparently four times better at squeezing. Why give such a setting to an ordinary married woman?

No, she was never ordinary. She has a Korean name, but somehow has natural platinum blonde hair, mysterious purple eyes reminiscent of Serena, and a body that’s just unbelievably hot and sexy.

Hye-jung’s beauty is in a different class, as good as her daughters.

The only problem is her age.

And the fact that she’s my mom.

“Still, there’s a big age difference. No, even in the world of erotic games where there are many beauties, aren’t her face and age too mismatched?” I’d believe she was a virgin. My mom.

“Well, the stat influence might be there, right?”

“Stats?”

“The more stats a capable hunter has, the further they are from aging.”

I see.

So, it was already a world where the secret of immortality had been uncovered.

Hye-jung is a skilled hunter who has been targeting overseas gravity waves [unexplained energy phenomena] as a single mother for a long time to support our siblings.

Then she seems stronger than me for now.

My stats, including the encyclopedia bonus, are around 250. Since S-class starts from 500, a full A-class might be stronger than me.

“Actually, Sanghyuk-nim is the owner of a body with divinity. Partners who have sex naturally rejuvenate to their prime.”

“What is it? That appropriate setting.”

This was an erotic game.

So, it was like the body of a god.

I didn’t know. Does that mean it’s a high-class body like En-chan and Clarissa, who are goddesses?

“There are such effects in the semen.”

“Why did my semen become an elixir of immortality?”

“Huh? Well, you have to make women pregnant infinitely. Isn’t that obvious?”

I didn’t know.

I didn’t even imagine that there would be a setting for infinite pregnancy.

Can Hestia and Sumire really compete with their daughters? Everything is possible in an erotic game.

“Sanghyuk-nim is getting red.”

“It’s because you keep saying Hye-jung’s… Hye-jung’s… that I’m imagining strange things!”

“Imagine all the women surrendering to Sanghyuk-nim’s dick! Sucking his balls, sucking his dick, prostrating themselves!”

“Ugh.” I got goosebumps and scratched my arms.

“No, really. A harem isn’t possible with ordinary shamelessness.” I imagined Isabella doing a dogeza [kneeling and bowing deeply as a sign of respect or submission].

‘No way,’ my brain denied it and canceled the simulation.

But what on earth is going on in En-chan’s head?

“Women don’t surrender to dicks.”

“That word has no power anymore? Hehehe!”

“Well, because an exceptional dick is attached to me.” With the power of God, I make women surrender with my dick. Even if I deny it, it can’t be helped.

“Are you going to… with Hye-jung’s…? It’s delicious. If it’s Sanghyuk-nim, four times is nothing. You could… 40 times.”

“How can I have such abusive sex with a mother?”

“Oh, come on. Nothing will go wrong, even if something happens. My guardian spirit is strong!” As if telling me to trust her, En-chan puffed out her small chest.

She’s already eaten all the bread. She eats well.

I put another one in her mouth.

“Munch munch.” En-chan ate the bread like a hamster.

“You’re really like a harem fairy, En-chan.”

“Of course. I swore a long time ago that I would eliminate the difficulty and work for Sanghyuk-nim’s… happiness? And I’m using that data to make an erotic game.” That’s the real purpose. This girl.

“Mid-air ejaculation sex. It was really good~. Sieun was flustered and her thighs twitched, and she knew she had to fight, but she rolled her eyes because she liked the dick so much!”

“If I were the owner of shamelessness, walking around with the best of lucky perversion turned on, the city would be in chaos.” That day, along with a nationwide sex hurricane warning, hundreds, thousands of beautiful girls would be blown away naked by the wind and randomly land on my dick.

Scary.

Scary! Crazy pervert scary!

“That chaos is good!”

“It’s still difficult with my mental state.”

“Then how about having sex with a defenseless mother who doesn’t even know she’s being targeted by a king-sized dick and pulls Sanghyuk-nim into her bedroom?”

My dick reacted.

“Hehe. Sanghyuk-nim, I like you!” En-chan clings to me.

“Please have crazy perverted sex. To spoil it a bit, Hye-jung stroked Sanghyuk-nim’s dick in the morning, but you didn’t know!”

“Wait, wait, wait! Don’t tell me that.”

“Ehehe.”

“This girl!”

No, I didn’t want to know about Hye-jung’s escapades like that. There are things in the world that are better left unknown.

I can’t see her as a mom anymore.

The reason my dick was hard in the morning, then…

Why?

“Because Sanghyuk-nim is handsome. Because it’s a charm 999 dick, she couldn’t resist, right? It must be a… with a lot of pent-up frustration.”

“Okay. Okay. Stop with the crazy pervert wording and go in.” If you keep saying… and dick with that cute mouth, I think my head will go crazy.

If En-chan’s body type was my type, we would have hooked up first.

Is it a bit cheeky to target a goddess?

En-chan is small, so there’s a corner that’s forgiven even if I play pranks.

Still, it’s the body of an adult woman.

A slender waist, a feminine pelvis, slightly assertive small breasts.

‘What are you thinking. This.’

The opponent is En.

Having ulterior motives for a vulgar goddess who likes to make erotic games, I must be out of my mind. No matter how pretty she is.

“Sanghyuk-nim? Do you want bread too?” En shyly offered the bread she was eating.

It was delicious with the sweet sauce.

Swish.

I wipe the sauce from the corner of En’s mouth.

“Mmm.”

“Careless. Don’t get this on you, even though you’re a goddess.”

“Ehehe. When I see Sanghyuk-nim having crazy perverted sex in perfect form again, I’ll drink coffee and work.”

“Do you like it? Making games.”

En widened her eyes and smiled brightly, as if my question was unexpected.

“Yes! Please play it when it’s finished.”

“I’m already in your world.”

“There are 2 and 3 too! Because there are hundreds of heroines! The main character is Kim Sanghyuk!!”

How much does she like me?

I could use a vulgar protagonist for 2 or 3. Looking at En-chan’s eyes, it doesn’t seem like she’s thinking about it.

No, by that time, will I already be the perfect erotic game protagonist?

“Hye-jung is really sexy, so you have to… her?”

“You don’t… moms.” As I said that, En-chan had already disappeared.

I touch my forehead with my cheeks flushed.

‘Damn it.’

This world seems too erotic…

Unbearable things happen as naturally as breathing.

My dick is still hard after talking about Hye-jung.

I can’t call my sister into the room.

My mom is watching me.

That mom is too sexy, with big breasts and a big butt.

Sieun, who I put in my onahole inventory [a sex toy storage space, likely a game mechanic], and there are many problems to think about, but now I can only think of platinum blonde sexy Hye-jung.

“Sanghyuk-ah. You can come to mom’s room now.” Then, I hear a voice from outside.

I turn off the light in my room and go to my mom’s room.

Hye-jung was still wearing hot pants. She’s sitting on a chair in front of the dressing table mirror with her big butt, and her back view is very stimulating.

In fact, her butt was really big.

‘It’s an unbelievable butt.’

“Even if your sisters act spoiled, you shouldn’t keep accepting it. You have to restrain yourself, Sanghyuk-ah?”

“Yes.” Restraint. That’s right.

It means you shouldn’t skip the academy because you’re having sex.

“Also, if you overdo it before implantation, it might not work well.”

I swish.

I lifted the silk blanket we slept under together yesterday and went inside.

It feels cozy. Hye-jung’s good scent wafts from everywhere. As if there are female pheromones that drive men crazy in every place, my dick gets incredibly hard. I was surprised myself.

“Should I turn off the light?”

Swish.

As Hye-jung got up, her big breasts naturally shook.

“Ah, yes.”

“Why is your face so red? Do you have a fever?” Ah.

Hye-jung lay down and approached me, then put her hand on my forehead.

It’s soft.

Is she seducing me? I stare at Hye-jung, who is comparing the heat by putting her hand on her forehead.

Her cleavage was openly visible.

‘She’s so pretty.’

“You don’t have a fever.”

“Mother, I was wondering if we could sleep together.”

“Then you’ll call your sisters into the room again and stay up all night, right? No. You’re still students.”

Swish.

As she spoke, Hye-jung turned her back, showing her butt. It was a movement to turn off the stand lighting on the bedside table, and my heart was pounding.

“It may be frustrating that mom is controlling you, but mom is that kind of role. If you two fall in love at your age, will academics be a problem? Mom has to stop you, who else would stop you.”

Dugun dugun. Dugun dugun [onomatopoeia for a heart pounding].

“I know that you can’t stop it by blocking it, but, sigh.” The light goes out completely.

My eyes quickly got used to the darkness, but my sense of smell reacted first. The scent of Hye-jung’s shampoo after just washing.

I smell her skin. It’s a kind of indescribable sexy smell.

“You, as the older brother, have to be careful. Especially at times like this, you know?”

Hye-jung’s eyes are purple eyes that shine beautifully at night.

The moment our eyes met, I hugged Hye-jung’s soft body tightly as if possessed.

“Heeuk?!” Hye-jung was startled and stiffened.

I didn’t care and put my arms around Hye-jung’s soft body, hugging her tightly, and we clung to each other.

There was some resistance. But my strength is stronger.

I kissed Hye-jung’s opening mouth, as if trying to say something.

It was impossible to mix tongues because she kept her mouth shut.

“Mother, you should be careful too.”

Hye-jung only parted her lips intermittently, choosing what to say, but she looked dumbfounded.

In the meantime, I hugged Hye-jung’s soft body and sucked on her neck, leaving kiss marks.

Chup, chup [kissing sounds].

“Ah, no…”