My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 2

Chapter 1 – Received Special Perks as an Apology

The Unfortunate No-Orgasm Game, “Ona-Aka”

To be honest, I don’t know much about it since I’ve never played it. My roommate kept rambling on about it without even being asked, so I only have a superficial understanding.

Anyway, he was the type who loved to talk. After listening to all that TMI [Too Much Information], my only thought about the “No-Orgasm” game was:

‘It’ll get good publicity.’

My roommate was a pathetic loser who dedicated his life to online communities. If he didn’t like something, he’d become a critic and keep harping on the same topic for days.

So, I could understand why the goddess was so pissed. Even I could see my friend’s tearful (actually disgusting) efforts to frame the game as “no-orgasm” with such persistence.

I was surprised to be suddenly summoned to another world, but it seems the misunderstanding has been resolved.

“Now, send me back.”

“……”

Twitch. The goddess’s shoulders trembled.

“I have work tomorrow.”

“I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry… I’ve committed a terrible sin. Waaah…!”

“……Why are you so sorry? Just send me back to where I was.”

“That’s…”

The goddess, kneeling with tears welling up in her eyes, said:

“I can’t…”

“……”

“In a fit of anger… sniff… I used too much power… I can’t anymore…”

“What?”

“Hic! I’m sorry!!”

As if realizing the enormity of her mistake, the goddess prostrated herself again.

Then, as if struck by an idea, she suddenly raised her head.

“Ah!”

“Did you think of a way?”

[The bestows a blessing!]

“Special perks! I’ll give you special perks! This world isn’t so bad either. There are many pretty girls, and, and…!”

“No…!! I said send me back!”

[The maximizes your charm!]

[Acquired Mythic Authority: Divine Body!]

[Mythic Authority Limit Reached MAX]

[The unlocks the Mythic Authority limit!]

[Acquired Mythic Authority: Blood Seduction! Acquired Mythic Authority: Lucky Pervert!]

“This too! This too! I’ll give you this too!”

“Wait, hold on…! I’m getting dizzy!”

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!! Waaah!”

[Acquired Mythic Authority: Personality Excretion! Acquired Mythic Authority: Saintess’s Protection! Acquired Mythic Authority: Immortal Discipline!]

[Acquired Mythic Skill: Insight (Lewd)!]

She was showering me with rare skills that I wouldn’t even be able to glimpse through normal means…

I could tell without even having to think about it.

She was genuinely sorry. That’s why I could stay calm before my anger reached its boiling point.

Finally, I saw the back of the goddess’s head, prostrated as if she would accept whatever I said.

“Haa…”

“I, I’ve completely eliminated the攻略 [capture/walkthrough] difficulty! How about thinking of it as enjoying a harem?”

“I only watch pure romance.”

“……”

“This lewd game is my friend’s taste. Honestly, I don’t like harems.”

Sex is the fruit of love.

Content that pursues bestial, violent sexual relationships isn’t really my thing.

I just went to sleep after watching my pure romance collection today.

I am completely, utterly unrelated to this lewd game.

Upon hearing my firm declaration of taste, the goddess turned pale.

“…It’s a difficult request, but…”

“A difficult request?”

“From today, could you… ch-change the route to a harem… Please… Can’t you… oh…?”

The blonde goddess was sobbing.

“……”

Tsk.

Should I try it for now? The little goddess, who looks like she’s about to disappear from the guilt, looks even more pitiful.

The fact that she recklessly used such great power to kidnap a person from another world “in a fit of anger” means that…

Her affection for her work is so great that she was hurt by the malicious comments.

She seems to have a cute side too.

“That bastard seems to have said some harsh things.”

“……Yes?”

“I like pretty girls too.”

It’s just that building a burdensome harem or something isn’t my taste.

Living with a pretty girl under one roof is a normally happy situation.

Ah. If it’s a lewd game, she wouldn’t be my real sister, right?

“Then…”

“I’ll try it for now.”

“I’ll try it.” This was a statement made with the awareness that it was a game.

The goddess seemed very happy.

“U, uhee… In a way… Kim Sang-hyuk… is the only player who can purely evaluate my real game without prejudice…!”

“……”

When did she even find out my name…? Creepy.

“Is there anything I need to know? I suddenly have a family I don’t know… Tell me if there’s a manual.”

“You don’t need to know anything! There’s no problem for Sang-hyuk right now!! Just dive right in! Ehehe!”

Her eyes, now red-rimmed, were beaming with smiles.

……Right. What manual? The best way to play a game is to dive right in.

After the goddess disappeared with a *poof*, I started by investigating the room.

‘Student ID.’

It seems to be an ID that proves I’m a student at Essol Academy.

It seems that I’m one grade higher than my sister.

‘D Grade’ is written in the overall evaluation.

‘It’s not good.’

I don’t know what the protagonist’s background setting is originally, but if you’re a D grade in your second year, I think you’re trash.

‘Clock.’

7:30 AM.

For the sake of the sister who woke me up, should I go out first? If they’re my new family, I should get along with them.

I could feel my body tense up slightly before opening the doorknob.

A new world. A new family. A new life.

Who would have known that such a curveball would be thrown into my life, where everything was the same every day?

“Ugh! So annoying. Why do we have to take care of that bastard?”

“Stella. Your voice is too loud…! It’ll be heard on the second floor.”

“Let them hear it. I’m too embarrassed to bring my friends home because of that idiot.”

Is she talking about me? This is a bit intense from the start.

I almost gave up while going down the stairs.

To be called an ‘idiot’ by my sister… I don’t know much about it since I’m an only child, but is this how siblings are usually?

“Were you listening in hiding? Come out! You’re so creepy.”

“Stella…”

“Mom’s on a business trip from today anyway. Shouldn’t we set a rule that idiots shouldn’t even breathe in the same place as us?”

I, who had come down the stairs, formally faced my two younger sisters.

Looking at Serena again… she’s very pretty.

Black hair and mysterious purple eyes. Her gentle and cute face seems to be telling me that she’s the type who can’t say harsh things to others.

‘…Her chest is big too.’

I just glanced at it with the whites of my eyes because it would be weird to stare, but it was obvious even through her clothes that she had huge breasts.

“……”

Stella is looking at me with wide eyes in surprise.

Her first impression was the worst because she was spewing all sorts of harsh words, but she was just as pretty as Serena.

Even the way she crossed her arms, showing hostility towards me.

She had bright blonde hair styled in a side ponytail, and her confident red eyes were a stark contrast to Serena’s style.

‘It’s a lewd game after all……’

…If word gets out that two girls with such appearances live under one roof, they’ll be scouted every other day.

Whether it’s for a girl group or cheerleading.

“…Oppa?”

Serena calls me with wide eyes.

But among the ‘Oppa’ [Japanese term for older brother, used by girls] sounds I’ve heard several times, this one feels the most… full of curiosity and interest.

Just as I was surprised to see them, my sisters seem surprised to see their new older brother.

What should I say if they ask who I am? Goddess.

I hope she handled this properly.

“Serena.”

I decided to ask again.

“Yes…”

Going closer.

Serena straightened her back and looked up at me, her eyes wide open.

She opened her mouth slightly as if admiring something, and her blinking eyes were cute.

“I’m your older brother… right?”

“Yes…… Yes… That’s right… You’re my older brother…”

Then Stella is my sister too.

When I turned around, the blonde girl flinched.

“Stella is my sister too.”

“……”

“You shouldn’t say such harsh things to your older brother.”

“What…”

Stella seems to be experiencing a confusion of memories.

Is it because the current me is so different from the old older brother?

Anyway, she must have realized that her newly updated older brother wasn’t an easy idiot, so she pursed her lips and turned her head away.

“I’m leaving first.”

“What about food?”

“I don’t eat breakfast!”

Stella ran away coldly.

Serena, left alone, puts her hands in front of her stomach, fidgets with her fingers, and keeps glancing at my face.

“Serena?”

“……Ah, aah… Yes, Oppa…”

“Sorry for saying something weird… but where was the bathroom again?”

Serena guided me with quick steps.

By the way, the height difference is considerable.

“How tall are you?”

“One hundred and fifty… No! One hundred and sixty [centimeters].”

Then that means my height is close to 190. 186? 187 [centimeters]?

I’ve grown almost 15cm….

The air I breathe somehow feels different.

“Okay. Thanks.”

I closed the bathroom door and stood in front of the mirror.

‘…What. This ridiculously handsome face genius.’

A hollow laugh came out at the absurd situation.

I think I know why my sisters were stuttering so much when they saw me.

Any woman would be at a loss if a man like this approached them. It’s the same as when a really pretty girl suddenly comes up to me and my mind goes blank.

I’m okay because I know it’s a game with an unrealistic setting.

“Ugh!”

I was disgusted by the dirty, yellowed white t-shirt that looked like a floor-wiping rag and immediately threw it off.

Why was I wearing something like this?

When I took off my t-shirt, a sculpted body was revealed. I guessed it from the broad shoulders, but my body is incredibly beautiful.

‘Wow.’

It’s the first time I’ve felt like I could lose track of time looking at a man’s body.

Is this the 『Divine Body』?

Face genius, body genius… dick genius.

This appearance, with even my dick being so handsome, seemed to be my limited edition skin in the game.

“Status Window.”

Kim Sang-hyuk

1Lv(D)

Strength『5』

Agility『5』

Stamina『5』

Technique『5』

(Hidden) Charm『999』

Skills

『Insight (Lewd)』

Authority

『Lucky Pervert』

『Personality Excretion』

『Blood Seduction』

『Saintess’s Protection』

『Divine Body』

『Immortal Discipline』

“Hmm.”

That goddess said. She completely eliminated the攻略 [capture/walkthrough] difficulty. If that’s the case, wouldn’t it have been enough to raise the level to 9999?

I thought about why the stats were 5 and why the perks weren’t even described.

‘The goddess said she created this world, right?’

In other words, the desire as a lewd game developer.

There must have been a desire—even in easy mode—for the person playing this game to fully enjoy it.

So, rather than giving real cheats from the beginning and making it possible to one-shot the final boss,

she must have thought it was appropriate to provide convenience within the limits of being able to enjoy the prepared events.

‘She seemed to be giving away things recklessly, but she was thinking about everything while giving them out.’

…What a dark-hearted perverted goddess.

Still, I’m not interested in harems. I just want to make a lot of money doing decent work that doesn’t suck, marry a pretty girl who loves me, have about three kids, and live happily ever after.

The creepy authority won’t be used.

‘But…’

What is… Personality Excretion?

Is it a self-defense attack skill? I should try it out later.