My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 21

Chapter 20 – Onahole Chamber

[Entering the Golden Orc Fortress]

[Golden Rule 1: Donation Coins earned from hunting ‘Minions of the Golden Domain’ are tripled.]

[Golden Rule 2: Donation Coins from ‘Minions of the Golden Domain’ who are bosses are increased 20 times.]

“Kyaa! What do I do!”

As soon as we dove in, Yuuna’s joyful scream rang out.

“It’s the 「Golden」 Domain, where you earn the most! The competition is really fierce. How can such a lucrative dungeon appear in the Academy!”

“You’re so happy even though we haven’t cleared it yet?”

“Clear it? Of course, we have to! Okay, everyone, check your belongings and equipment before we proceed.”

Everything is fine except for the smartphone.

“Are you okay, Hena?”

“Yeah, I’m okay because I’m holding this.”

Hena was holding my hand tightly.

A small, white, and soft hand contrasting with my sturdy, veined man’s hand.

It’s like my body is full of energy; I feel a surge just holding her hand.

‘Don’t get excited….’

I didn’t come here for a romantic getaway with two pretty female students.

My body was already reacting, but this is a dangerous dungeon where demonic beasts lurk.

If I don’t keep my wits about me, things will get dangerous.

Just touching the gravity wave that distorts space, we were in a completely different world, not the Academy.

As it is, ruins buried under the desert.

‘Last time it was a forest.’

The map is different this time.

There were black passages that three people could pass through in the front, back, and sides, and sunlight and fine sand were pouring down like a waterfall from the wide-open ceiling.

Yuuna stretched and looked back at me.

“Kim Sanghyuk, have you ever shown Hena your skill? Shouldn’t you tell her in advance before she gets surprised?”

She seems worried because of her own surprised experience.

That was a very valid point.

“But how do I explain this?”

“…That’s true….”

My attack induces the enemy’s excretion?

It’s better not to say it…

I still don’t know everything about personality excretion. The only thing I know is that it is the taste of the goddess En-chan in the eroge [a Japanese genre of video games or anime with erotic content].

That the protagonist of 「OnaAka」 has excellent compatibility with the talent of Onahole Collector.

Personally, I think it’s an ultimate skill because of its characteristic of ignoring the enemy’s defense.

“Hena, behind you!”

Yuuna drew her sword. It seems like the person to show it to has appeared.

“Kkuwoooo!”

A green monster much bigger than a goblin raised its arm towards Hena.

“I’ll do it!”

I immediately took out my Glock and aimed.

“Hena, cover your ears!”

Bang!

The bullet cleanly hits the orc’s head. But its defense was better than I thought, so it didn’t completely stop it.

‘It’s okay.’

I can give it a shock and then use it slowly.

‘Personality Excretion.’

It might have withstood the headshot, but it won’t withstand the excretion shot, right?

“Kkuwik!?”

I was sure of my victory. The orc, who was trying to attack Hena, grabbed his stomach and began to stagger.

“It doesn’t look like you need to hit it anymore,”

Yuuna said as if it was over with just one hit.

「Personality Excretion」 boasts outstanding power. Soon, the orc’s tattered pants bulged,

A dark gray personality jelly popped out.

“Ew! Disgusting….”

Yuuna stepped back, disgusted.

“What is this?”

“It’s like the orc’s soul.”

If I say it’s a concept similar to a soul, it’s easy to understand.

Neither personality nor soul is actually ‘something that exists’ that defecates from the body,

If I materialize something like that and take it out, Hena will understand too.

“Is it dead?”

Hena asked again.

“No. The personality jelly is still connected to the main body.”

「Discernment・Hong」 sees even the invisible.

The personality jelly is still connected to the main body like a Bluetooth device. In other words….

If I kick the jelly that is coming mindlessly.

“Kkwi, kkwik.”

The main body groans and reacts. This was as expected.

“It’s weird….”

“I didn’t do much, but it feels like I’m abusing it severely.”

I think so too.

Even hunters who take the lives of demonic beasts find it uncomfortable, so that says it all.

Maybe it’s because Yuuna is kind….

“I’m going to finish it now.”

I firmly stepped on the personality jelly and quietly recited.

“Become an Onahole.”

Using personality jelly as a material, I make an onahole [a sex toy].

Because the onahole becomes the new body of the personality, the sense of connection with the main body quickly becomes weak.

In other words, the main body becomes like a shell.

“This is my skill, Hena.”

“The orc has become cute.”

…….

Hmm. Okay. Let’s just say it became cute.

Where else would Hena not hate me?

Whether it’s an onahole or not, she reacts like this even when she sees something damp and vulgar right in front of her.

Beyond being innocent, she’s defenseless.

Yuuna has a complicated expression, wondering if Hena’s appearance is acting or not.

Hena is real….

[Acquired 『Firearm Proficiency』 skill]

When the personality jelly is reincarnated into an onahole and the main body is turned into a shell, it seems to be counted as a death count.

In fact, there is no more complete incapacitation than this.

“Kkuwok. Kkuwoeok.”

“Kkuwiik.”

The orcs rushed in, hearing the gunshot.

“I’ll take care of the front alone! Can I leave the back to you, Kim Sanghyuk!”

“Did you see? These guys are one-shot for me.”

“If it keeps going well.”

Did I not say that? I am Kim Sanghyuk, a sharpshooter recognized by the Ministry of National Defense.

Large targets that come close, bumping their obese bodies into a passage with no room to avoid, are as good as dead!

“Cover your ears, Hena!”

Thud.

I felt like something was caught. It was a misfeed that I had expected.

‘The bullet got stuck here?’

“Kkuwoooo!”

Just as I was about to start a fistfight, Hena stepped forward as if to protect me.

I was a little shocked by that.

I thought she was someone I had to protect unconditionally, but I didn’t know she would protect me so bravely.

Even though I know I shouldn’t, I may have been ignoring Hena.

“I’ll take care of it.”

Hena blocked the orc’s attack with her lightning struck wood staff and cast ‘Formless Magic Bullet’.

She pushed back the orc, who was bigger than her, with a shock wave.

Meanwhile, I remove the bullet stuck in the chamber and aim again.

‘I heard it breaks down easily in the dungeon.’

Don’t panic. Panicking is more fatal than a bullet jam… or so I thought!

Thud!

“What the hell……!”

It’s a bit much to get caught two times in a row!

“It’s not defective, this!?”

Yuuna, who had already taken care of three orcs, giggled.

“What did I say~?”

“……No, it’s not like it’s 5%!?”

“Your skill stat is still low and your proficiency skill is at the lowest level. The failure rate will be over 30%, right? For reference, the power is also lowered.”

No, do I have to use a gun while receiving such bad luck in the dungeon?

Anyway, I solve the misfeed again, pull the slide, and aim.

Hena had already taken care of two orcs.

‘Hena had a higher overall rating than me…….’

When you think about it, she is a dungeon攻略 [dungeon攻略 is a Japanese term for dungeon crawling or dungeon exploration] senior.

A sexy childhood friend who hiccups while squeezing her breasts is also an academy model student……!

I abandon the meager thought that firearms will unconditionally meet my expectations.

“I’ll protect you, Sanghyuk.”

“It’s okay. Send a few to me!”

「Yacha Charge」

I’m not just aiming from behind; I’m using the charge skill to push the orcs with a body blow.

Then shoot.

‘Personality Excretion Double Tap!’

Bang! Bang!

“Kkwiik!?”

One orc eliminated.

“Let’s do it together, Hena.”

“That’s the first time you’ve said that….”

“Did I use you as a shield in the past?”

“Uh, huh? Yeah….”

Damn it. I can’t back down any further!

“Personality Excretion Soccer Kick!”

“Kkwiik!?”

I thought it was enough to fight with guns alone, but while constantly checking the Glock that breaks down like breathing, I had to be prepared for close combat to barely do my part.

Hena’s magic.

「Formless Magic Bullet」 doesn’t break down, its power is strong, and its speed is fast.

Even though it’s the most basic type of magic, I could see that it was much more effective than firearms in the dungeon.

‘It’s okay that it breaks down easily.’

It hurts a little that the power has been reduced.

In fact, if it wasn’t for personality excretion, wouldn’t I have had to shoot it about four times to kill it?

‘It’s good that it’s one-shot one-kill.’

Yeah. It doesn’t just have disadvantages. I can defeat orcs with the same decisiveness as Yuuna, a skilled B-class hunter.

The fallen orc can never get up again…….

Bang!

“Become an Onahole.”

And I chant with charisma.

Hena, who was quietly watching me from the side, shouted while holding her staff.

“I want to do it too.”

“What?”

“Become an Onahole! Yap!”

“Puh-oop…!”

Yuuna, who was fighting from behind, burst out laughing.

“Yeah! Let’s do it together!”

Hunting should be fun. Isn’t it?

“Become an Onahole!”

“Become an Onahole-at!”

Hena became a mysterious Onahole girl.

[Level Up]

[Level Up]

[Firearm Proficiency Level Up]

Oh, good.

As I easily cleared dozens of orcs like slicing a cake, the experience bar, which had been silent, exploded.

The growth plate is wide open!

[Level Up]

[Level Up]

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Hena assists me with formless magic bullets.

“The orcs are becoming cute, Sanghyuk!”

“Yeah. Become an Onahole!”

“Become an Onahole! Hehe. It’s like a magic spell.”

“Hena! A girl shouldn’t say Onahole, Onahole!”

The personality jelly also has slightly different colors for each individual. To Hena, the disgusting orcs turn into colorful toys, so it’s not strange to say ‘they become cute’.

‘I’m starting to overwhelm them with firepower.’

The failure rate hasn’t decreased, but my hand movements to deal with bullet jams have become faster.

Hena doesn’t have to worry about engaging in close combat with orcs and can just pour out magic bullets, so our work has become simpler.

Soon, the last guy fell after being hit by my excretion shot.

[Firearm Proficiency Level Up]

[Level Up]

[Acquired Skill『Onahole Enhancement』]

What is this?

[『Onahole Enhancement』I have decided on Onahole!!…… Comprehensively enhances the abilities of Onahole.]

A buff skill? What happens when you enhance an onahole?

Does the tightness or durability get better…….

“Why? Sanghyuk? Did you learn a new skill?”

…….

It wasn’t something I could consult with my big-breasted childhood friend who was looking at me with pretty eyes.

Would Yuuna understand?

“What strange thing did you learn again?”

I was about to ask if I could treat you like an onahole, but I stopped.

“Let’s pick it up for now.”