My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 216

EP.214 Monday Cuddling with the Student Council President

After helping my younger sisters get to school by car,

I walk through the academy campus bathed in bright sunlight.

On my way to class, I ran into the student council president.

“Kim Sanghyuk, why aren’t you answering your calls?”

“I’ve been a bit busy all weekend.”

We smiled at each other as soon as our eyes met.

“I’m not a student of interest anymore, though.”

“I know.”

Isabella put her hand on her hip and spoke with a solemn face.

“I was just looking for my man as his girlfriend. Any complaints?”

“None at all.”

“Take your classes well. Leave the outside matters to me.”

The silver-haired, busty student council president comes over and straightens my tie.

I want to marry a pretty student council president.

I slyly put my hand on her hip and looked her in the eye.

“…This is the academy.”

“So?”

I gently hug Isabella and bury my face in her neck.

Such a nice scent……

“You’re getting bolder and bolder.”

“I have nothing to fear now.”

I gently squeeze Isabella’s firm butt clad in white pants and give her a light kiss.

It’s truly a fantastic Monday in my 4th week.

The more I think about how she looked at me on the first day I was possessed, the harder my dick gets.

Kiss….

I give Isabella a light kiss and look at her.

“Don’t you think you should consider the eyes watching us?”

“I want to show off that Isabella is my girl.”

“Who do you think doesn’t want to?”

We both had the mindset that we didn’t care who saw us.

“You need to escape D-rank, right?”

“I know.”

The student council president, who also cares about my career, seems to have slightly different thoughts.

“The only fun thing about D-rank is the role-playing.”

“When is the grade evaluation?”

“There will be news this week. Take your classes well.”

I kiss Isabella one more time and step away.

Isabella stared intently at my face.

“You’re good-looking.”

“Does the student council president also think I’m handsome?”

“When have I ever said you were ugly?”

“Ah, I suddenly became curious about when you started thinking that way.”

“…….”

She holds my hand tightly and doesn’t let go.

Where do you think you’re going?

“To ask that.”

“Tell me.”

“From the beginning. From the beginning. From when I called you to the student council room.”

I see~.

“No wonder you were so soft on me.”

“Don’t think I went easy on you because of your face.”

“You’re saying we were meant to be like this from the start, right? That’s what I mean.”

“Hmm.”

Isabella coolly turned her head.

Of course, she wouldn’t have gone easy on me just because of my face. But if I didn’t have this face, would I have been able to become Isabella’s boyfriend?

Probably not.

In dating sims [dating simulation games], there are cases where the ugly male lead is the standard,

But from a pure love perspective, a couple of handsome and beautiful people is definitely better.

That part was really fortunate.

If I were ugly but received cheat-like abilities, everything I did would look like a humiliation game……

“Ah, but why did you call me?”

“I worry when I can’t reach you. But I quickly found out where you were, so it’s okay.”

“…You knew.”

“I thought you had crawled into a forbidden place out of curiosity. How commendable. Very.”

The student council president spoke with a slightly sarcastic tone.

“Just cooping yourself up indoors and playing with women.”

“Ha, haha……”

Wasn’t I wise?

Thanks to that, I got a great release, but the quarterly 『Onahole Meeting』 seems to have been caught.

“Thanks to that, I didn’t think about anything else. I listened to the student council president well.”

“…Your women.”

Isabella said with her arms crossed.

“If anything happens, send them to the academy hospital through Evangeline. There’s also an OB/GYN [Obstetrics and Gynecology specialist], and her father is the hospital director.”

“…….”

These 3rd years are amazing……

“Our academy actively supports the social activities of its students, but it would be troublesome if they all got pregnant and took a leave of absence.”

“I’ll be careful….”

I was warned not to increase the number of OB patients…….

“I’m not giving you a hard time. We’ll take care of the care here. Evangeline will introduce you to a good doctor.”

“Thank you.”

Meeting a woman with amazing money, power, and status is like this.

Unexpected connections keep coming one after another.

Thanks to that, I, a D-rank student, felt like I had slightly risen in status.

“Try your best. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Yes.”

But I want to take responsibility for Isabella.

Unless I become a son-in-law and a kept husband, there are things I need to prove myself.

Someday, our families will introduce each other, right?

I don’t want to be embarrassed at such a gathering.

‘Should I start by raising my rank?’

I move to my class.

Yuuna and Hena found me and smiled.

“Good morning, Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Sanghyuk, good morning….”

“Good morning.”

Did Gu-nam get his seat stolen again?

Yuuna sat next to me and turned to look at me.

“Kim Sanghyuk. Were you good with our mom?”

It was a question I couldn’t help but laugh at.

Sigh…….

It was very good.

There were many things I couldn’t explain to my girlfriend.

“Our mom didn’t come home…….”

“Because I didn’t send her back.”

“I was hungry.”

……!?

No way, did I starve her?

“You can go out and eat.”

“…….”

Hena shrinks back.

She’s always been listless, but today I’m worried.

I need to feed her first?

“I just ate something quickly for breakfast too.”

“That won’t do. Wait here. Hestia and Sumire are….”

“Hestia? Sumire?”

Yuuna didn’t seem to like me calling her mom so affectionately from the morning.

“Hmph, hmph.”

So cute.

I held Yuuna’s hand tightly and melted it away.

“Ah….”

Yuuna’s cheeks turn red.

“Do you always… always solve it like this…?”

“Don’t you like my hand?”

“I like it…….”

Yuuna’s small hand fits entirely in my hand.

When I held it tightly like that, Yuuna couldn’t say anything.

“I like you, Yuuna.”

“Me too….”

Before class started,

My classmate Gu-nam came over and said.

“Can you please get out of here now?”

“Ah. Sorry!”

Yuuna jumped up and scratched her head awkwardly.

“Didn’t you pay the seat fee this time?”

“Th, that’s…. Ahem.”

“He doesn’t pay these days.”

“Ahaha.”

Oh, that won’t do.

“I’ll pay next time. Next time.”

“Okay…….”

I should buy him something later.

Before class started, I went to Leia and received the enhanced equipment, including Kushina’s bikini.

Moonlight Benelli was still S-rank with no major changes, but there was a slight increase in ability, Glock was A-rank,

And Python was evenly enhanced to B-rank.

Kushina’s black bikini is B+ rank.

Everyone seemed satisfied after receiving their equipment. Hena also held her enhanced Black Thorn Staff in her hand.

“How is it?”

“Yeah, it’s good. I think I can use mana more efficiently.”

“Ebony Blade also achieved B-rank!”

Good.

B-rank is achieved more easily than I thought.

I want to put more effort into the gravity wave enhancement period, so weapon enhancement is a must.

“Leave the dungeon to me today.”

“I’ll work hard too…!”

“What’s with you guys? You seem more confident than usual?”

Then, Yuuna and Hena looked at each other and giggled.

What?

Did something good happen to them over the weekend?

“Look forward to it, Sanghyuk!”

“Okay. I’ll look forward to it.”

Hena flinched.

“Ah, no…. It would be nice if you lowered your expectations…. Yeah…. It would be nice if you lowered them a lot. No, if you don’t expect anything at all and watch….”

“Hena, have confidence.”

Yuuna slapped Hena’s back with her palm.

Hena straightened her back and nodded.

“U, un!!”

When a dungeon exhibits 『Anomaly』, all sorts of unreasonable things happen.

I thought I had studied that much by now,

During morning class….

[Anomaly Occurred]

[Gravity Wave Coordinates Changed]

“?”

I entered a B-rank dungeon, but the coordinates changed and I fell somewhere else,

And I was forcibly separated from Hena and Yuuna.

‘I’ve experienced this situation somewhere before…….’

It’s similar to the inter-school competition.

I can’t help the fickle nature of the picky gravity waves.

Now there are two options left.

Rejoin or use a return scroll to get out.

Since return scrolls are now given out as supplies at the academy,

Hena and Yuuna will go out if it’s dangerous.

‘But should I look for something inside?’

As I thought that and looked around.

There was a guy who fell with me on the wide open plain.

‘Dihirit?’

The troublemaking bully magician in our class.

That guy was with me.

What is this combination? I turned on the status window and looked at Lucky Lecher.

This is such an embarrassing combination that I wonder if I should turn it on now and attract a beautiful girl.

A sausage fest in OnaAka [Onahole Academy]?

“Hey.”

Dihirit looked at my expression and said with an annoyed face.

“Damn, I don’t like you either.”

My feelings seem to have been conveyed somehow.

“Damn……. Of all people, I had to get involved with this guy….”

“Didn’t you apologize to me?”

“So what? Did you think that just because I apologized, we’d laugh and joke and become friends?”

That’s true.

I checked my equipment and slung Benelli on my back.

Because you never know what might happen.

“If it weren’t for my sister, someone like you….”

“Shut up. You bastard.”

I should just go.

“Hey, damn it. Where are you going?”

“Where am I going? Should we walk together nicely then?”

“You idiot! Don’t you know that academy students have to help each other when these sudden situations occur? If you want to get penalized, abandon me and go!”

Is that what it was?

I guess it’s because it’s not the inter-school competition.

Tsk…….

“Then go.”

Dihirit immediately poured out his complaints.

“Go where? Are you going to send the squad magician in front and deal from behind? With that noob-smelling tactic, you’re doing well…!”

“Doing well?”

“Doing well…… you’ve gotten stronger!”

“…….”

Is that an insult or a compliment?

When I think about it, I’m also a ranged dealer.

It’s just that the impression of the Personality Excretion Smash is too strong.

“Okay. Okay. I’ll take the lead.”

What kind of combination is this…….

“Aren’t you going to go quickly?”

“Don’t rush me. You’ll become an onahole if you keep doing that.”

“You make me feel bad. Why would you make a man an onahole? What would you use it for?”

“I may not use it, but I could sell it.”

“How dare you say such a thing to me?”

What, should we fight?

『The student refused to cooperate and provide assistance and attacked hostilely』……Should I go with that scenario?

When I glared at him, Dihirit flinched and took a step back.

Yeah. You should be scared.

Do I look easy to you?

“What are you?”

“I’m a genius from a magical noble family.”

“Isn’t that your sister’s story?”

He shut his mouth when his sister’s story came up.

I actually stabbed him without knowing, but it seemed to be a direct hit.

“My sister is a genius, but I can say that I’m a different kind of genius.”

“Shut up a bit.”

“I can’t unleash intense flames like my sister, but when it comes to the ability to control fire, I’m not inferior either.”

“Try controlling your mouth. A monster came out.”

A wild plant-type slime appeared!!

[Plant Slime]

[B+ Rank]

[Giant slime integrated with a man-eating plant. Belongs to 【Beast Kin】]

‘B+ rank?’

[Tactical Shooting Activated]

I quickly took out the Glock and emptied the bullets, but the giant slime, which was bigger than our bodies, charged without stopping.

The number is three……!

“Get out of the way.”

Dihirit wrapped his whole body in flames and engulfed the plant-type slime with a pillar of fire.

“Dragon Soar!”

Is fire effective? It’s burning well?

“Get that useless gun out of the way.”

“Do you want to see if it’s helpful or not?”

I turned Benelli around, released the safety, put Dragon’s Breath in the empty chamber, and poured out incendiary powder to burn the slime with flames.

Bang!

Whoosh!

“…….”

When I took care of two of them like that, Dihirit lowered his hand awkwardly.

“You’re pretty good.”

Without saying a word, he walked forward step by step. Then, something that had been lying in ambush suddenly popped out.

“Wait! I’m not a monster!”

“You’re……?”

It’s Gu-nam, my classmate?

Gu-nam’s uniform was covered in dirt, probably because he had been lying down all the time.

“Sanghyuk. It’s me. Gu-nam.”

“Why are you here?”

“I don’t know, the coordinates changed….”

A squad of three men that I never expected.

It was amazing that there was such an event in OnaAka.