My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 217

EP.215 Ah, the Invisible Onahole Helps

The plains were teeming with giant slimes.

We moved forward, dispatching any monsters we encountered with minimal conversation.

“Dragon So!”

“Dragon Breath!”

[Level Up]

[Level Up]

What a rewarding dungeon.

I should have brought Yoona and Hena here. I clicked my tongue in regret.

“Are you two close?”

“No.”

“No.”

Dehirit clicked his tongue as well, looking annoyed.

“We just happened to have our coordinates mixed up.”

“For just mixed up, you two have amazing teamwork?”

“What teamwork… Hey! There!”

A slime pops out!

“Dragon Breath!”

“Behind you too! Fireball!”

“…See?”

Gunam said with a smile.

“You two even shout out your skill names….”

Huh…!?

Dehirit and I have that in common!

I didn’t want to realize that!

“Don’t copy me, Kim Sanghyuk. It’s annoying.”

“You’re the one copying me. I’ve been shouting from the start.”

“Stop copying me, even from now on, you bastard.”

“I’m not copying you.”

Should we have a duel to decide who gets to shout out skill names?

I stopped, realizing it was becoming childish.

“Let’s just move on without fighting. The monster rank here is quite high.”

“Gunam, what can you do?”

“Tanking! I have the 『Gate Keeper』 talent. My family has been raising tanks for generations.”

Dehirit scoffed.

“A useless talent. If the DPS [Damage Per Second] is high enough, the tank position is meaningless.”

“You don’t know anything. Don’t you know how important a tank is?”

“So, who’s being helpful right now?”

Seriously, I hate that bastard.

He’s annoyingly right.

“I’m okay. Don’t fight, Sanghyuk.”

“Don’t protect this bastard if he gets in danger.”

“There’s no way I’ll be in danger. From the looks of it, this is a dungeon tailored for me.”

“……”

That’s also true.

Anyway, there are many plant-type monsters here, so unlike me, who has to rely on special bullets, Dehirit, who can spew fire as much as he wants as long as he has mana, has the advantage.

Honestly, I’m getting quite a bit of help.

It would be nice if he wasn’t so abrasive.

‘I wonder if the others are okay.’

“There’s a village over there.”

“Village?”

There really is one.

As if we’d stumbled into another world, there was a small village.

The village even has a bell tower…….

“Let’s go. It might be a clue to clearing the dungeon.”

“I’ll take the lead, since I’m the tank.”

Gunam goes straight ahead. Dehirit and I guarded the surroundings as we entered the village.

A battle was already underway.

The village guards were fighting off giant plant slimes.

“Hold up your shields! Attack!”

The young men of the village, holding swords and shields, were struggling to fight the giant slimes.

“Fire Wall!!”

Dehirit immediately created a wall of fire to isolate the slimes.

“Hey. What if you hurt the people?”

“People? Who else is here besides you guys?”

“It might directly affect the reward.”

“Then you catch them. I’ll just keep them separated.”

He’s being reasonable.

I was already charging Dragon Breath.

Instead of shooting one by one with special bullets, I should show them what I can really do.

“Here I go. Dragon Breath rapid fire!”

“Ooh!”

“It’s the hero!”

People are calling me a hero?

Receive the flames spewed by the hero! Dragon Breath!

Now that the fire wall prevents them from reaching the villagers, I aim the Benelli at the plant slimes that turned this way and pour soy powder.

Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump……!!

The range and destructive power of 『Moonlight Dragon Breath』 were enormous.

The soy powder seems to be three times thicker.

The slimes writhed in agony as they burned, and soon died and fell.

“Wow. Sanghyuk, your weapon is amazing. It seems to be S rank.”

“It is S rank.”

“How did you collect so many monster crystals with a D grade?”

“I cleared a lot of good dungeons.”

“You must have relied on a woman and sucked her dry. Like a leech.”

What woman would I rely on?

It would be more like women relying on me. Hmph.

“Yoona dotes on you so much. Huh? Are you getting monster crystal support from a pro hunter and doing some sugar daddy stuff?”

“Puhaha.”

I laughed because it was a funny idea.

Yoona?

Giving me monster crystals and being my sugar mama?

What an imagination…….

“Do you even think that way knowing Yoona’s personality?”

“……”

Dehirit shut his mouth.

Anyway, the old village chief comes and thanks us.

It’s just like the beginning of an RPG game.

“Thank you, heroes.”

“Are you okay now?”

“We were surprised because the monsters in front of the village suddenly became ferocious. We’ll have to stop them with our own strength for the time being.”

“So?”

As Dehirit urged him to get to the point, the village chief spoke with difficulty.

“Until dawn tomorrow… Could you stay in our village overnight and prevent the monsters from attacking?”

“What should we do?”

Gunam said.

“Should we look around a bit more? Sanghyuk?”

“No, let’s protect these people.”

“Trying to act nice……”

“It’s not about acting nice; it looks like more are coming. I can’t throw away all that delicious experience.”

Plant-type slimes aren’t as tough as the fishmen, but they’re B+ grade and give a lot of experience.

The dungeon clear coins will definitely be piling up steadily.

“Time flows here the same as outside. You know that, right?”

Dehirit said.

“So what?”

“It might be more profitable to clear this dungeon and quickly find the next one. Is it right to go all-in here?”

“It is right.”

I said confidently.

“The slime’s monster rank was B+. You can’t easily find a dungeon like this in the academy.”

“It was B+? Can you see that?”

With the Mythic skill 『Crimson Eyes』.

“Okay. I’ll trust your words.”

“Can’t you just not trust me and use Hwan-git?”

“Can you stop all those monsters with your strength without me? You also have a limited number of bullets.”

“……”

Ugh, that annoying bastard.

“Hehehe. If you obediently say, Dehirit-nim, please help me…….”

I ignore Dehirit and approach the village chief.

“We will help, Village Chief.”

“Oh, thank you! Heroes!”

“I’m not a hero.”

“You’re helping us in our difficult situation, so you deserve to be called a hero!”

It’s nice that people in this world are so trusting.

They trust a stick that spews fire, just a crazy guy who spews fire, without even looking at his ID…….

In a way, it’s romantic.

“Aren’t you hungry? We will treat you with the utmost respect! Heroes!”

Oh.

That’s the best news I’ve heard.

“Serve the heroes!”

“Yes!”

The strangely well-organized young men of the village led us to the best tavern in the village.

There, modestly dressed but shapely maidens were waiting for us.

I felt an arm slip around mine and was flustered.

The sensation of this chest….

It felt so real.

“Hero… you’re so handsome.”

“You’re so handsome….”

Do you guys look at appearances too?

I push away the women clinging to me.

“Oh my.”

“I’m fine. Play with my friends.”

“You must have a wife. Hehe.”

“How about forgetting about that for a while and having fun with us?”

That’s a problem.

The village maidens are reasonably pretty, but my standards aren’t low enough to fool around with just any woman.

But when I turned around, Gunam and Dehirit seemed to think differently.

I could hear them gulping.

“Sanghyuk, um…….”

“You guys enjoy yourselves. I’m going to get some fresh air.”

Maybe this is normal in this world.

After catching monsters and saving the village, a feast with drinking and singing begins for the heroes.

I avoided the revelry and went up to the second floor, where there was a veranda perfect for getting some fresh air alone.

And there was a gray-haired girl standing alone for some reason.

She seemed quite young, but she was pretty.

She was dressed modestly but had her hair tied up, and her fingernails, dyed with balsam [a type of flowering plant], were pretty.

Why would such a uniquely pretty maiden be here…….

……Hidden maiden?

“…What are you doing?”

“Ah, Hero….”

It’s really nice to be called handsome.

No matter how I think about it, it’s a great advantage to have a woman I’m meeting for the first time look at me with such affectionate eyes.

“Why in a place like this…?”

“I don’t really like drinking.”

“……”

What is this silence that seems to have a story?

“Should I give you some space?”

“Um, I’m….”

“Dahlia! Where are you? Dahlia!”

The village chief came to the second floor to look for a girl named Dahlia. It seems to be her.

“I’m sorry. I’ll go. Hero….”

I’m not a hero.

Dahlia is also going to serve them? She’s being led away by the village chief.

I spent some time alone, relaxing.

At that time.

A cyan-haired, buxom beauty with goat horns approaches me.

“Sieun?”

Even if she just stands there expressionlessly,

She outshines all the village maidens. The ultimate beauty, Sieun, stands next to me, showing off her voluptuous body.

My heart pounds at the fact that she is my possession.

The first words she says while looking up at me are…….

“…Shall I clear them for you?”

“……”

I didn’t really have to fight myself. I just need to summon Sieun…….

“I don’t want to show your appearance to others.”

“Why?”

“Well……. Your fighting appearance is quite… stimulating.”

“……”

If I imagine Sieun flying around with her limbs dangling, my dick automatically gets hard.

The person herself had that expression, as if she was being seen with such eyes.

“Do all men look at women from an onahole perspective?”

“It’s not like that, but you’re pretty.”

……And your breasts are big.

“『Naked Goddess』 is broken. I can’t use it anymore.”

“Can’t use it? Is it because of me?”

“Yes. It tore when I was seen by your authority.”

It stings a lot when she says such things so calmly.

“Sorry. I’ll buy you clothes later.”

I gently stroke Sieun’s soft cheeks with my palm.

“Can I make you an invisible onahole now?”

“Why are you being so nice to me?”

“Well……. I’m basically nice, aren’t I?”

“……”

Hesitating.

Sieun blushed.

“…Whether it’s an invisible onahole or whatever, do as you please.”

“Okay.”

『Concealing Onahole』 activated…….

I give Sieun’s appearance the invisible property so that it is not visible to others.

It’s been a while since I used the onahole skill.

“Shall we do it with Kushina too?”

Kushina in a black bikini also appeared.

My heart swells when I see them standing side by side.

“Yes, Master.”

There is a bit of a difference in combat power between Sieun and Kushina, but there is also a way to make up for it.

『Onahole Enhancement』……!

I touched Kushina’s chest and fondled it.

“Umm….”

“I’ll enhance you.”

I decided on this onahole.

“Oh, the increase is much higher than before.”

“I’ve gotten stronger. Due to the encyclopedia bonus, level up, and so on.”

Kushina herself hasn’t changed much, but thanks to the buffs I give her, she now has stats averaging over 400.

That’s higher than me?

“It seems the effect is greater the more I like Kushina.”

“Hmm. Master, you say such pretty things. I want to kiss you.”

“You don’t have to hold back?”

Kushina hugs me tightly at my words.

I kissed Kushina while touching her soft butt.

“Haum…. For Master… I’ll work hard….”

“It seems like monsters are coming soon.”

“Already?”

I checked with 『Insight·Crimson』 and it was true.

Slimes are swarming at the entrance of the village.

We went down to the first floor, and Gunam and Dehirit were drinking like crazy with women next to them.

“Monsters are coming. Let’s go.”

“Oh, okay!”

“I just started emptying it…… Where is it?”

We came outside.

We gathered in the village square and watched the giant slimes swarming in.

It’s to the point where we should abandon the village and run away.

“I don’t care. Are you guys okay?”

Dehirit said.

“About what?”

“I don’t mind running away with Hwan-git?”

Are you worrying about me, or teasing me?

“It’s okay. I have onaholes.”

“What’s that?”

“I have an invisible onahole.”

“What the hell are you talking about…?”

Gunam held up his shield and used a skill, drawing a line on the ground.

An invisible transparent wall rose up, blocking the slimes from entering.

“They’re here! Guys! Attack from inside!”

I shot from behind the shield and sprayed flames.

Dehirit also spewed fire magic over a wide area, pushing back the slimes with firepower.

“Hey! Be careful because there’s an invisible onahole!”

“I’m asking what you’re talking about, damn it!”

Kushina leaped.

Kushina, wearing only a black bikini, threw herself into the most dangerous area and destroyed the slimes with quick kicks.

Dehirit closed his mouth as he watched the slimes breaking here and there.

“Did you see?”

“Why is the onahole helping you in an invisible state, you disgusting bastard!”

“How can you say that when our onahole is so pretty?”

“It’s creepy. Damn.”

Does this bastard think a pink silicone lump is running around in transparent mode?

The second transparent onahole, Sieun, steps forward.

“I’ll take care of it.”

Sieun took out a large jar from her inventory.

A blackish jar like a kimchi pot.

It was emitting a very unpleasant aura.

[Man-Eating Jar]

[A jar known to eat people. A very old antique……. It seems to be over 400 years old.]

Why is the name so creepy!!

As Sieun held the jar’s hole forward, dozens of slimes were all sucked into the jar.

[Level Up]

[Level Up]

[Level Up]

[Level Up]

“……”

Is it over?

The dying screams of the giant slimes that disappeared without even screaming are conveyed as experience.

The jar shook a few times and then became quiet after a while.

Sieun strokes the jar like a puppy and puts it back into her inventory.

“It’s done.”

“…….”

“W-What?”

Dehirit and Gunam are also flustered.

“What happened? Kim Sanghyuk. Explain! What did you just do!”

“W-Well…….”

What should I say?

“……The invisible onahole sucked them in!”

“What the hell are you doing with onaholes at the academy!?”

I wonder what I’m doing.

“Sanghyuk…. I’m scared….”

I’m scared too….

I made eye contact with Sieun, but she just tilted her head.