My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 218

EP.216 Personality Ejection★Salvation

“So, you’re saying that was the power of the Onahole just now?”

We gathered in one place.

I briefly told the two of them about the transparent Onahole [a sex toy, often shaped like a vagina].

“It’s actually here, but you just can’t see it.”

“……”

“That’s fucking scary.”

Even Dihrit admitted it was fucking scary.

Kang Sieun stares at me, her ample breasts thrust forward.

It was just so hot.

“…You’re not actually scared of me, though.”

“Gasp! Who said that! Who is it!”

Gunam looked around.

“It’s a transparent Onahole.”

“An Onahole can talk!?”

“……”

Kushina smiled awkwardly.

“~Should I just do a nude? Master.”

“No.”

You’re all naked. I can’t let Dihrit have an eyeful.

“Yes, it’s a transparent Onahole.”

Kushina makes a V sign with her fingers and speaks.

Then Dihrit said.

“…Are you treating women like Onaholes?”

“That’s the gist of it.”

“You’re complete trash. This bastard.”

…….

I have nothing to say…!

“Why do you collect Onaholes when you have so many girlfriends…?”

Gunam expressed pure doubt.

“That’s… because I’m an Onahole collector?”

“……”

“……”

Would you even understand if I explained my life after possession……?

“Anyway. Pretty Onaholes are helping me.”

“……”

Gunam went, “Ooh.”

“Are they pretty? I’m jealous….”

“What’s there to be jealous of? It’s just creepy. What do you expect from an Onahole collector?”

“Dihrit, you’d be surprised if you saw Sieun, huh?”

“Stop talking shit and let’s go.”

Huh.

I don’t want to show her, but I want to show how pretty Sieun is!!

Amidst the fierce battle of conflicting desires, Sieun tugged at my sleeve.

“Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Huh?”

“From an Onahole aesthetic point of view, is there anything surprising about my appearance?”

“…Um. Isn’t it surprising how big and pretty your breasts are?”

“So, breasts are the point.”

Sieun seemed to understand something, and she fondled her bursting breasts herself.

I want to touch them too….

If I’m fondling something transparent, Gunam will look at me strangely, so let’s move on.

“How are you so popular with women? Give me some tips. I think I know, though.”

“You think you know?”

“Yeah.”

Anyone can see you’re handsome.

Even with Charm 999.

Kim Sanghyuk is an alpha male who doesn’t allow Onahole rebellions. Sieun is now completely my docile Onahole.

How can I be so sure when I’m a villain?

It’s a problem as a man if I don’t trust my Onahole after spending the weekend kissing, sucking, and having sex.

I should trust her, considering I used Sieun’s hole so pleasantly that I’d just accept it if I was betrayed.

“That jar.”

“……”

Sieun looked at me.

“You used it to help me? Thanks.”

“…Not really. As an Onahole, I was just acting to protect your dick.”

“Sieun, who is my junior, is too strong, so there’s no room for me to step in…….”

No, Kushina’s performance was also amazing.

The reason there’s no room for me to step in is purely because Sieun’s processing speed is overwhelmingly fast.

If I fought in the original battle style of an Onahole collector who actively uses Onaholes,

There would be no need to step in.

It means I can play the role of a ranged dealer faithfully.

“Hey. Come here. Something’s weird.”

At that time, Dihrit discovered something, and we went to the tavern where we were entertained.

There are no villagers.

Even the vigilantes are gone. It was as if they had disappeared into the ground.

“What is it? Where did everyone go?”

“……”

Then, Sieun disappeared with a swoosh.

‘Huh?’

Where did she go?

After a while. She reappears in front of me.

“…There’s a space underground.”

“She says there’s a space underground.”

“I heard it too. And tell that tra… transparent Onahole to stop talking from behind all of a sudden.”

“Were you surprised?”

Dihrit got annoyed.

“I was fucking surprised. Damn it. Happy now?”

“Sanghyuk! I think there’s something under this table. Let’s move it together.”

The three of us, Gunam, me, and Dihrit, lift and move the table Gunam found.

“One, two!”

Under the carpet, there was a large entrance leading to the basement.

‘It’s not over yet…….’

Seeing that the dungeon clear hasn’t popped up…….

“Hey. Tell your transparent Onahole to go first.”

Dihrit said.

“I’ll decide whether to do that or not.”

“So, hurry up and decide. I want to clean up this creepy place and get out of here quickly.”

“Whoa! Wait a minute. It’s my role to break through dangerous places. Don’t make the Onahole do it.”

Gunam surrounded us with an invisible shield using his ‘Gate Keeper’ ability,

Becoming a shield that passes through narrow spaces.

Kang Sieun and Kushina followed behind me.

“Sieun. Did you see all the way inside?”

“Yeah. There were monsters.”

“It’s coming!”

As Gunam shouted, a giant slime appeared in the dark passage.

This also looks like a carnivorous plant is embedded in it, vines and all, which is strange.

‘The villagers’ clothes are mixed in……?’

While everyone was noticing the fact and getting flustered, Dihrit immediately spat out flames.

“Dragon Breath!”

“Hey, wait!”

“What are you waiting for? It’s already dead. Let’s go quickly.”

That’s true, but…….

We came out into a large space in the basement and couldn’t hide our shock.

The clothes of the virgins who were serving us at the tavern just a while ago can also be seen. They all seemed to have been absorbed by the plants and slimes and died.

“Ugh…….”

Gunam lowered his head as if he felt sick, and Dihrit clicked her tongue.

“Something’s weird.”

They were definitely blocking external intrusions well, so where did these things come from?

Were they living in the basement from the start?

“I’ll take care of them all.”

“Okay.”

For now.

There’s no reason to keep the monster that ate the villagers alive.

“Kushina!”

“Yes~! Let’s go!”

『Onahole Buff』 강화 [Enhancement]!

Kushina quickly ran and destroyed the giant slime with a kick.

Kushina, who now possesses combat power exceeding an A-class hunter thanks to the buff. There was no room for the slime to counterattack.

I comfortably watched it and loaded a special Dragon Breath bullet.

I burned and cleaned up the things trying to stick out to the side, together with Dihrit.

“Transparent Onahole! This way!”

When Gunam held up his shield and drove the slime in, Kushina moved and quickly destroyed it.

The slime, which was roughly the same number as the villagers, seemed to be cleaned up.

“There’s one more left.”

The moment Dihrit was about to shoot magic, I blocked Dihrit with my arm.

“What is it.”

“Wait.”

The last one that came out was not yet fully eaten…….

It was Dahlia, almost completely taken over by the plant.

She doesn’t seem to be in a state where she can speak.

Why did she appear in front of us in that form?

Dihrit said.

“Is this a monster or a person?”

“I don’t know. Can’t we just burn the plant part?”

“Do you think fire magic is some kind of medicine?”

I staggered and hugged Dahlia.

“Master. It’s dangerous.”

Kushina tries to stop me, but Dahlia’s eyes seemed to be trying to convey something.

Her whole body is dominated by carnivorous plants, as if plants have sprouted instead of blood vessels.

“…Wasn’t it a person, not a slime? It just changed like that due to the influence of the plant.”

“What speculation is that?”

“……”

I closed my mouth.

If it’s speculation, it’s speculation. It’s not like Dahlia got up and said, ‘Everyone, it’s become slime because of the plants.’

I just…….

I just thought of the question, 「Why does slime go into a jar that eats people」.

Just because the jar’s performance is good?

“I think so too.”

Sieun agreed.

“Because this jar eats people. It may have intertwined with the plant-type monster and become one.”

“That’s disgusting. Then I should burn it before it becomes a monster. Get out of the way.”

“Even a genius is nothing special.”

“What did you say?”

Dihrit got angry.

“You said your control ability is better than your sister’s. But you can’t do something like this?”

“I didn’t say I couldn’t do it! But, can that child withstand fire magic passing through her blood vessels? Wouldn’t it be faster to writhe in pain and die?”

“……”

Gunam sighed.

“If only there was a specialist who could administer anesthesia…….”

Dahlia broke free from my arms.

The plant’s dominance has intensified, and she writhes in pain.

“Ugh, aaaaah!”

“Get out of the way. Kim Sanghyuk. You might really get burned together.”

“Run…… away. Hero… nim [term of respect]…….”

Dahlia…….

Dahlia, who has lost her mind, rolls her eyes and lunges at me.

But I stood tall and waited, then swung a strong fist.

A punch with all my strength into the stomach of a frail girl!

“Gasp, you crazy bastard. What are you doing!”

“「Personality Ejection!!”

Puh-uh-uh-uh-uck!!

“Anesthetizes them」 Punch!!”

“Eung-ooook!!”

Byu-byu-byu-byu-byuck!!!!

Byu-byu-byu-byu-byu-byu-byu-byu……!!

The explanation is omitted.

The frail girl could not withstand my body blow with Strength 『214』 (Encyclopedia bonus +53), and her body ‘lifted’ into the air,

And she was personality-ejected with the impact of the stomach hit, spilling all the personality jelly out of her butt.

“……”

“……”

Everyone was silent.

The realm beyond vulgarity, that something.

They seemed to be amazed by the 『Personality Ejection Show』.

“…I never get tired of seeing it….”

Only Kushina, the most senior jelly ejection experiencer, left a brief comment.

This is the pinnacle of violence.

It is personality ejection.

“Ooook…….”

The girl spilled all the jelly and collapsed on the floor.

“She’s spilled all of her personality. Now. Start the procedure. Dihrit.”

“You’re a much crazier bastard than I thought.”

“Can you call it a crazy ability?”

“……”

Gunam wiped his face with a dry wash and sobbed.

“I… won’t be able to sleep tonight……. What did I just see. I….”

“There will be physiological reactions, but she won’t feel pain. In other words, she’s become a real doll.”

“Every analogy is vulgar. I understand. Wait a bit.”

Soon, Dihrit concentrates to burn the plants dominating Dahlia’s body.

At that time, the basement wall opened, and even more giant slimes poured out.

“I’ll block them!”

Gunam’s face changed to a serious one, and he jumped in first to protect everyone.

“Over here! You stupid bastards!”

Taunting shout!

Even though giant slimes were swarming from all directions, Gunam bravely stepped forward.

“I’ve gathered them here! Sanghyuk!”

“Is that C-class? You’re good?”

“I don’t want to hear that from a D-class!”

Indeed.

Is this the average level of a 2nd grader at Etssol Academy?

Not bad. But that’s not enough!

“Kushina!”

“Yes! Master!”

“Five Minute Beatdown!”

The enemies don’t have eyes, so 『Flash (Kushina)』 can’t be used,

But 『Onahole Clone Fighting Technique』 is possible!!

“Uwaaak! Sanghyuk. What are you doing? Why are you coming in without shooting?”

“You’ll get burned too! I’ll shoot after pushing them out first!”

“Sanghyuk! Behind you!”

“Ah, it’s okay. I have a transparent Onahole!”

Kushina fends off the giant slime’s attack coming from behind me.

Kushina and I simultaneously drove the same slime and hit it continuously. I pushed the slime away with my fists, Kushina with her kicks, and we knocked the attacks into the gaps we created for each other,

And finally, I hold the Benelli in my hand!

Bang!!

The incendiary powder spewing from the muzzle burned the slime.

While we were fighting so hard, Sieun said.

“Can’t I just do it?”

“We can do this much without Sieun’s power!”

“……”

Around the time we had almost eliminated the giant slime, another human appeared, whose body was dominated by plants, just like Dahlia.

But he was standing perfectly on two feet.

It was the village chief.

“Tsk tsk tsk……. You can’t even clean up something like that.”

“Village Chief?”

Gunam said, as if shocked.

“Did the Village Chief do all of this? Why did you do it?!”

“They were just sacrifices to offer to Dryad-nim [Dryad-god]. In return, we will be reborn and live eternally.”

“So, you even turned a girl like your granddaughter into a monster?”

……Gunam is almost an RPG protagonist…?

My brain is too rotten to say those lines, so I already expected it all.

“Are you going to say you can’t forgive me? Rather, I gave you the opportunity to become a member of a great will.”

“I don’t need that.”

I said, putting a slug round into the empty chamber of the Benelli.

“I’m already serving a certain little goddess.”

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……Vulgar black stars.

It’s a symbol of N. Stop spamming!

“If that’s the case, then so be it. I will butcher you with our superior bodies that will last for eternity. Arise! My demon, Dahlia!”

“She’s right here, though.”

Dihrit finished the job much faster than I thought.

She completely removed all the plants that were dominating Dahlia’s body with fire magic.

The village chief’s face contorted as things didn’t go according to plan.