My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 22

Chapter 21 – Ona-hole Inner Chamber (2)

[Ordinary Orc Ona-hole]

[An ona-hole made by incarnating the personality of a Beastkin Orc. Characterized by its rough texture]

[Rarity C]

[Tightness C+ Durability C Warmth D Response D] [Personality not collapsing (100%)]

[Achieved first collection of Orc Ona-hole!]

[Strength +3]

[Agility +3]

[Skill +3]

[Stamina +3]

[Orc Ona-hole (Handmade)]

[Rarity C+]

[Tightness C+ Durability C+ Warmth C Response D] [Personality not collapsing (100%)]

[Collected Orc Ona-hole (Handmade)]

[Strength +2]

“Open Ona-hole Inventory.”

Unfortunately, there was no masterpiece-level feel to them.

Heena also crouched down and picked up the ona-holes with me.

“They look cute. They’re trembling, pururung.”

“……”

Yoona didn’t want to touch them, so she crossed her arms and looked away.

That’s normal, though. I didn’t really want to touch them either.

It’s just that they’re byproducts of my ability, so I’m collecting them out of necessity.

Still, the ona-hole inner chamber was too rewarding.

“If we got the collection bonus, don’t we need to scrape up the rest and take them?”

“I guess so. It’s not like I’m going to use them.”

“Then let’s leave them. When would we ever find and take all that?”

It was becoming a pain to pick them up, mixed in with the orc skins and everything.

I agreed with Yoona and stood up.

“The leader should be nearby.”

As Yoona said.

An orc with the stature of a warrior was waiting for us in a nearby room.

[Orc Champion]

[The leader of the orcs. Has more skilled combat techniques and is also larger]

“Guwooooock!”

Bang!

I immediately pulled the Glock. But this guy knocked my bullet away with the sword in his hand, as if he had seen it coming.

‘Gun contempt, seriously….’

Anyone could tell he blocked it with system correction [a game mechanic that alters the outcome of an action]. That thing.

As if saying, ‘No ranged cheap shots~’ in a game, I saw the orc’s arm move at the same time as I pulled the trigger.

“Don’t worry. We’ll create an opening for you.”

Then Yoona jumped forward to set the stage for me.

“I’ll break his posture! Heena, follow up!”

“Okay!”

I just lowered my gun and watched quietly.

“Guwoooock!”

Yoona dodged the sword blade that the Orc Champion swung wildly, leaping and flowing like water,

And cut the thick thigh of the Orc Champion with her sword, making him kneel.

Heena, as if waiting, struck the orc’s upper body with magic bullets, turning him into a sitting duck.

“Kkuuwoock!?”

“Now’s your chance! Kim Sanghyuk!”

Paying tribute to their collaboration, I aim the Glock.

‘Excretion tab [referring to the game menu].’

Bang bang!

The Orc Champion excreted personality jelly as he collapsed.

Hmph…….

I lower my gun and strike a pose.

“Break free from the shackles of the world, and become an ona-hole……”

Poong.

The Orc Champion’s jelly was sublimated into a masterpiece.

“If you didn’t have a handsome face, that line would be a crime.”

“Become an ona-hole! Yap!”

“Heena, you keep copying Kim Sanghyuk.”

“What about it? We’re all grown adults.”

I collect the last ona-hole that fell under the champion.

I had a good feeling about it from the moment I grabbed it.

[Orc Ona-hole (Masterpiece)]

[An Orc Ona-hole (Masterpiece) that comes out at a rate of one in 1,000. Acquired by catching a champion, so the jelly quality is good. The rough and strong tightness is a masterpiece]

[Tightness B Durability B Warmth C Response D] [Personality not collapsing (100%)]

[Collected Orc Ona-hole (Masterpiece)]

[Skill +5]

[Agility +4]

[Strength +5]

[Magic Power +3]

[Level has increased]

[Level has increased]

[Achievement 《Orc Ona-hole Conqueror》 has been acquired]

[Strength +3]

Kuh~~.

Sweet. So sweet!

“How is it? Do you like the Glock?”

“Except for the fact that it breaks down often.”

“It’ll be solved if you keep raising your skill.”

‘Skill’…….

I also need the power to tear off the demonic hands clinging to Heena, so should I go with strength as my second priority?

“You said I can buy stats, right? Can I buy them from the demon merchant?”

Yoona looked at me as if I were a ghost.

“Demon merchant? How do you, a D-rank, know about that?”

Yoona’s voice didn’t have the feeling of looking down on me as a D-rank, but rather,

It was filled with surprise, as if saying, ‘There’s no way a D-rank would know about such a thing.’

“I saw it comes out in this dungeon.”

“……”

Yoona’s expression is serious.

“Did I make a mistake?”

“No…. I’ll tell you later.”

Kugugugu.

At that time, the dungeon began to vibrate.

[『Orc Extermination』 condition achieved]

[Golden Domain Strengthening…… Dungeon Rank rises to B]

[Additional rewards]

The underground ruins suddenly rise to the surface.

Into a desert with scorching sunlight…….

It wasn’t just the stage that changed. The bodies of the orcs we killed were coated in gold, and then they rose again.

“Heena! Come this way!”

“Okay!”

The orcs we killed all revived.

‘I extracted their personalities?’

Movements that seemed to lack intelligence.

It was as if they were being controlled by someone.

[「Insight・Crimson」 activated]

[Golden Orc]

[B-rank]

[A monster reborn under the dominion of the Golden Domain. Has become stronger.]

[Golden Orc Champion]

[B+ rank]

[An elite monster reborn under the dominion of the Golden Domain. Has become very strong.]

“Stick close behind me!”

Yoona said with a tense expression, holding her sword.

“The opponent is a B-rank monster. There might not be time to protect you, so be tense.”

The battle begins immediately without any preparation time.

Heena immediately fired intangible magic bullets, but the golden orc’s body didn’t budge at all.

“Ah…! Magic, it doesn’t work….”

Yoona wields her sword, knocking down the approaching orcs like fallen leaves.

From now on, it was truly Yoona’s solo stage.

‘Personality excretion would be helpful, but….’

In this situation, I might accidentally hit Yoona in the back.

I couldn’t easily step forward because of that thought.

I keep my distance with the mindset of protecting Heena first.

“You’re doing well, Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Princess! I believe in you!”

“I’ll show you why I’m a B-rank solo.”

She’s not just a tough female student fighting in her school uniform.

‘Is this a pro?’

Even in the midst of the rampaging golden monsters, Yoona doesn’t seem intimidated, but rather shines even more.

The sword skills she showed when blocking the passage earlier were really just the tip of the iceberg.

「Landscape Painting Slash [a sword technique]」 sweeping a wide range

「Rampage [a sword technique]」 instantly slicing and dicing approaching enemies

The A-grade attack skills possessed by Yoona destroyed the golden orc’s hard body.

“One went that way!”

Heena immediately uses magic, but the golden orc only gets more excited.

“Hic!!”

The terrified Heena clings to me.

“S, Sanghyuk. Run away…!”

“No.”

Now that the mob level has risen, I can really strike a pose.

If it breaks down now, I’m really going to resent you, En-chan [referring to the Glock].

Let me strike a cool pose in front of the heroine…….

I aim the Glock and shoot three bullets into the golden orc’s chest.

The Mozambique Drill [a shooting technique] is basic, with two shots to the chest and one to the head to increase stopping power.

But…….

‘The excretion drill is two shots to the chest, one to the stomach.’

The one shot to the stomach is the finishing blow.

Bang bang! Bang!

The orc was being controlled by the power of gold, so there was no fun reaction.

[Level has increased]

It fell easily.

I wondered what it would excrete when there was no personality to excrete, but golden jelly came out.

However, that jelly soon disappeared along with the orc’s golden coating.

It seems like it was a pseudo-personality to control the orc.

I made it excrete even that.

“It’s okay now.”

“It’s okay…?”

Heena hugs me tightly and looks up with teary eyes.

‘Hmm. This is the taste of being the protagonist.’

It’s obvious, but delicious.

As much as the warmth and softness of her breasts touching my body.

Soon Yoona was almost done cleaning up the other side.

And.

Finally, she faces the leader.

“Keueut!!”

This time, even B-rank solo Yoona seemed to be having a very hard time.

The opponent is an enhanced B-rank boss. It’s not easy to break his posture.

“Yoona! Can you do it?”

“I can and… I will!!”

To be able to have a strength contest with a much smaller and petite physique compared to the orc.

It’s really amazing.

Soon the sword light flashes, and Yoona’s Landscape Painting Slash, which divides the wide space into three, hits.

“Kureureuk!?”

“Deehireuteue…… You bad bastard!”

‘Haha…….’

With the spirit of a class president, Yoona neatly dealt with the B-rank elite boss.

[Dungeon Clear]

[Contribution 71% MVP Nakamori Yoona]

[Others – Kim Sanghyuk, Heena Isis]

“Wow. Yoona is amazing.”

Heena exclaims.

Yoona was the protagonist again this time.

The sight of her knocking down a huge monster with just a sword and walking with dignity.

I never thought I would feel that a girl walking while shaking her school uniform skirt was cool.

“Good job. Yoona.”

“You filled up your contribution a bit this time? Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Thanks to the weapon someone bought me. Well.”

Yoona must be thirsty, as she finds water in her bag and drinks it without hesitation.

“Want to drink?”

Maybe it’s because of the scorching sunlight. Everyone was sweating quite a bit after coming outside.

I obediently receive it and drink.

“Will it be demolished soon?”

“Not yet. If it’s true that the demon merchant comes out….”

What the heck is that?

“What’s wrong?”

“I’ll give you the distribution money first.”

[Leader Nakamori Yoona requests a transaction]

[Heena Isis – 960 coins]

[Kim Sanghyuk – 1,188 coins]

“It’s less than I thought.”

“Earning this much in one B-rank dungeon is a huge amount. For reference, I got 2,000 coins.”

Is the distribution method determined by the leader at will….

“If you want to object, say it now.”

Heena shook her head.

“I’m happy because it’s my first time receiving distribution money…. Ehe…….”

“……”

Yoona’s eyes sharpen.

“You, you stole her money…?”

“I, I don’t know anything….”

I deny it for now, but Yoona’s suspicious gaze doesn’t disappear.

“You know that if you steal money in the hunter industry, you’ll really get buried, right?”

“I just found out, but I have no intention of stealing….”

“Ugh! Yeah…. S, Sanghyuk, it’s okay if you give it all to him. I….”

“It doesn’t matter if the person involved is okay! That’s the law!”

Since Yoona has this kind of personality, she would have given me more rather than stealing from me.

Rather, I took 400 of the coins deposited into my student ID and handed it to Yoona.

“I’ll pay you back right away. Yoona.”

“I already took it from the money you’ll receive.”

“Was my contribution that high…….”

Yoona can’t make eye contact with me.

“Well. You did better than I thought…. Consider it received.”

“I was thinking of choosing something other than a gun, as you said.”

“It definitely suited you better than a sword.”

It seems like she recognized my fighting style.

A style that puts an easy-to-handle pistol on top of a close combat base.

“I, I’m sorry for not being helpful at the end….”

“Is it because of the contribution? Don’t be hesitant! Straighten your back.”

Yoona pats Heena’s slumped shoulders.

I got that too.

“But……. It was actually low….”

“The contribution is originally a structure where the main dealer sweeps it all away. But the person who is most treated in the party is the one who assists well.”

“If I didn’t have Heena, I would have been rolling on the floor with the orcs.”

“……”

When even I join in the praise, Heena’s cheeks turn bright red.

I roll up my sleeves and look up at the brightly shining sun.

‘I’m starting to get hot and want to go back….’

Just when I had that thought,

A small human covered in rags appeared in the distance. Carrying a bundle on his back that was bigger than his body.

‘Is that the guy?’

“I’ll answer your question from earlier.”

Yoona said.

“It’s right to buy stats from the demon merchant. The demon merchant sells everything that doesn’t exist in this world, and everything that does.”

“I need to buy a lot of skill.”

“I, I want magic power….”

“Is this your first time, both of you? Meeting the demon merchant.”

It’s obvious for me, and Heena also nodded.

The demon merchant doesn’t seem to appear in low ranks.

But why is Yoona so wary?

She didn’t have this expression even when the B-rank elite boss led a bunch of golden orcs to attack.

“Don’t think that just because he’s a merchant, you can get service as much as you paid for.”

“What do you mean?”

“The demon merchant is a mysterious being that occasionally appears only in dungeons. I heard that his actual power is comparable to an S-rank monster.”

“……”

Then.

Does that mean we have no way to deal with it if that thing suddenly attacks?

“If we were driven to the extreme situation of being on the verge of starvation, he would have tried to sell a bottle of mineral water for 500,000 coins without hesitation.”

“Oh my. We’re not that vicious.”

The figure that seemed far away against the horizon,

Was already near us.

Yoona was startled and stepped back, closing her mouth.

“Nice to meet you. Cute hunter hopefuls.”

[「Insight・Crimson」 activated]

[Goblin King] [Demon Merchant]

[The one who leads the monster 『Goblin』. The power that once opposed God is comparable to an SS-rank hunter]

‘I shouldn’t mess with him…….’

The physique is that of an ordinary goblin, but the information read by Insight was unusual.

At least he’s not an opponent I can handle with my current strength.

But there’s no reason to fight, is there? It might be good if we can just make a reasonable deal…….

Thinking that way might be because I’m being too optimistic about the situation.

The guts to stand up to the goddess come in handy at times like this.

I received the Goblin King’s greeting on behalf of the frozen Yoona and Heena.

“Hello. Goblin King.”

“Oh, it’s been a while since I’ve been greeted with such a polite greeting. I’m touched. Kim Sanghyuk-nim.”

…I didn’t tell him my name.

It’s even since he didn’t introduce himself as the Goblin King either.

“It’s fate that we met like this. I will release what I have and exchange it for your coins.”

Surprisingly, it seems like we can communicate well?

“How much is skill?”

“Skill is~~~ I don’t feel like selling it right now.”

“Hey, don’t be like that.”

“It can’t be done. It’s not the mood for skill. Unfortunately….”

What is he saying….

“Then strength?”

“Ah, the weather is too sunny to sell strength.”

“Stamina?”

“I watched a very sad drama yesterday to sell stamina.”

……What the heck. What do you want me to do.

“I feel like selling magic power right now. Now, looking at your stats…….”

If it’s magic power, it’s Heena.

“Sell it to Heena.”

“I’ll only take 5,000 coins per one.”

“What!”

Yoona shouted.

“With Heena’s magic power stats, the regular price is 200 coins!”

“But I’m 5,000 coins.”

“……Eut….”

Heena said hesitantly.

“I, I don’t have that much money….”

“Haha. That’s a shame.”

‘Hmm.’

I know roughly what kind of system the demon merchant is.

For example, let’s say there’s a student who inherited hundreds of millions of coins before entering the academy.

To raise stats, you have to clear difficult dungeons and meet the demon merchant, but what if that guy asks for 10 billion for one strength stat?

‘To make a reasonable deal with the demon merchant, you need strength.’

So. It means I can’t buy it now.

“Do you happen to buy useful things? Goblin King.”

“Oh, Sanghyuk-nim. Of course. Did you find something good?”

“I’m just asking just in case, but you don’t handle precious metals, right?”

“……”

The Goblin King’s expression contorts.

The mouth seemed to be smiling viciously.

“If you’re asking me about buying things just to sell such trash, I might impose a penalty. Sanghyuk-nim.”

“……”

“Now, now, what will you sell? Do you know what I, who have everything, will be interested in?”

“S, Sanghyuk….”

Yoona grabs my sleeve.

She was rarely terrified.

“Let’s stop talking….”

“I have something to sell.”

Who are you threatening?

I have something that can’t be found anywhere in the world.

I had a certain kind of conviction even before I took it out. ‘Isn’t this how you use it.’

“Open Ona-hole Inventory.”

I showed him an ordinary goblin ona-hole.

“Wh, what…….”

The Goblin King’s expression contorted and smoothed out in a versatile way.

“How about something like this?”

“This is…… my fellow tribesman’s personality, so brutally!”

“Don’t get excited, it’s just a tool.”

“Kuoohhhhh!!”

The Goblin King knelt down after receiving the ona-hole I handed him.

“Beautiful! Beautiful!!”

The demon merchant held up the ona-hole I handed him like an idol and shouted.