My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 220

EP.219 The World Where a Beautiful Girl President is an Anal Bead Fan (2)

“Could you come this way?”

“……”

“You can open your eyes now, Mr. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“……”

No.

I don’t want to see…….

The first time seeing a female president’s secret anal bead preferences, underwear information, and so on!

I don’t want to see that privacy!

“E… En…! Help me.”

En! Help me!

Stop time and come out and do something about it.

Please!!

“En? Who is that?”

“……”

Ughhh!!

You damn perverted goddess! Why don’t you come out at times like this!

You said you’d help when I ask for it!!

“The princess is asking you. Answer.”

“Don’t scare him, mister.”

“……”

Ugh! Keuh-heuk!!

“Can’t I talk with my eyes closed?”

What kind of crazy talk is this,

I felt dizzy just saying it.

I must be incredibly flustered by this unexpected meeting with the president.

“Pfft, pfft…….”

However….

The result of my clowning wasn’t a sudden silence.

She’s laughing at my antics.

That alone melted my heart.

How long has it been since I started dating a girlfriend like Isabella, and I’m already turning my eyes to another stunning beauty?

Is this the instinct of a creature with a dick? It makes me sad…….

“Do you know where the chair is?”

Ah…….

Her voice is really pretty too.

“Come forward. Yes. One step. One step…….”

“……”

Just look straight ahead and walk. I roughly remember where the chair is.

Staggering past the bodyguard, I walk forward.

I could feel the cool breeze from the terrace brushing against my cheek.

“Walk a little further. Forward.”

“Ah….”

My sense of direction is strange.

I completely lost track of where I was.

As I stumbled slightly while ‘experiencing blindness,’ someone gently held me.

I had no choice but to open my eyes.

Because the elegant her was right in front of me, while I was doing my antics with my eyes closed.

“It’s this way.”

[Go Eun-seo]

[Capture Difficulty – SS (Strikethrough) [Anal Bead Aptitude: A-Grade]]

[Virgin] [Underwear – Pink underwear with lace]

[Anal Bead Trait (★) – A subtly proud pussy ready to meticulously explore her beloved husband’s dick♡ A honey-sweet pussy perfectly optimized for rape♡]

[The newly appointed president of Korea on the day the old Korean government collapsed, an S-class hunter. Famous for her beautiful appearance, to the point where there was talk that she was chosen from overseas based on looks.

The Korean government is also aware of this and is serious about grooming and increasing subscribers to the Korean government’s YouTube channel, using it as a marketing tool.]

Eun-seo….

Her name is Eun-seo.

I opened my eyes wide and looked down at her pretty face.

“Can I open my eyes now?”

“……I’ve already seen everything.”

I stare blankly at Eun-seo’s pretty face that fills my vision.

Eun-seo’s cheeks also blushed slightly.

Uh……?

What is this feeling, like we’ve connected?

Ah. I was a handsome guy, wasn’t I?

I’ve spent so long living as a visual novel character that I’m not quite used to it. I openly ogled such a pretty girl at our first meeting, and yet I’m getting back a look full of affection.

This is more of a fantasy to me than a visual novel.

“Would you like to sit down?”

“Yes….”

I sat down in my seat, receiving a murderous glare from the middle-aged, scarred, short-haired male bodyguard.

“Tsk. These days, young people have all sorts of flirting methods…….”

“Mister!”

“Princess. Don’t be too lenient just because he’s an alumnus of your school.”

School alumnus……?

“D-Does Your Excellency also go to… Etssol Academy……?”

Eun-seo’s eyes widened.

It was a look that said, ‘You didn’t know?’

“Ah, I’m…. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Mr. Kim Sanghyuk, you don’t know me?”

“F-For several years, I closed my heart and lived as a shut-in.”

I sold off the (old) Sanghyuk a little to explain my ignorance reasonably.

Since he’s a non-existent protagonist whose existence has been erased… I can sell him off as I please, right?

Considering how much I suffered in the beginning because of the human trash narrative, this is a fair commission.

The problem is…….

Saying this with the (new) Sanghyuk’s face makes it 100% look like a boast.

What shut-in with a face that looks like it was born to be loved?

It doesn’t mean that only ugly people become shut-ins,

But people who are exceptionally handsome and pretty are inevitably less affected by the storms of the world…….

In other words… they fundamentally don’t fit with terms that give off negative feelings like shut-in, loner, or complex.

If you call yourself that, it might give others the feeling of, ‘What are you talking about? Are you kidding me?’

“I see. So you’ve decided to open your heart and come out now?”

……However.

Her Excellency readily believed my words, which anyone would find hard to believe, and smiled.

“……Yes. So, can I ask you just one thing…?”

“Ask away.”

“Are you really the president?”

“Pfft…….”

Ah, I made her laugh again.

Even my cheekbones are rising.

The bodyguard who had been called ‘mister’ since earlier was looking at me with a very annoyed face,

Yeah, I’m going to ignore you.

What are you going to do? What can you do!?

I’m going to flirt with the new heroine!

“Yes. I am Go Eun-seo, the 24th president of Korea. Are you surprised because I’m young?”

“Ah…. Yes…….”

So, it was strange here too that the president was young.

I was automatically localizing it in my brain, thinking it was because it was a visual novel.

The fact that the young president is even pretty is definitely a creation that is impossible outside of a visual novel.

‘I love visual novels…….’

Being pretty is the best.

The Korean president is a stunning beauty?

Anything is possible in a rootless visual novel. Do whatever you want!

“I was also at Etssol Academy, and I’m a classmate of Seridwen.”

“Ah! I know.”

So she’s the same age as Professor Seridwen.

Then her actual age is in her mid-20s?

I already thought that a professor in her mid-20s was absurd, but now that even the president has appeared, I have nothing to say.

Moreover, according to the information in her anal bead aptitude, Go Eun-seo is also an S-class hunter.

Amazing.

Let’s forget words like 「A subtly proud pussy」 or 「A honey-sweet pussy perfectly optimized for rape」. [Crude terms, censoring for clarity]

I’m also erasing all the pink underwear information from my brain. If I keep looking at her white mini dress, won’t I be able to see her underwear?

I diligently run the cleaner in my head because I feel like such futile delusions will start.

“How did you know Seridwen?”

“Ah……. That’s, well….”

Should I say I accidentally found out while watching TV……?

My relationship with Seridwen hasn’t been established yet. If I had to say, she’s an acquaintance. An acquaintance and guardian……?

That sounds a bit strange. She’s someone I can’t even call my girlfriend.

“Actually, I did some research in advance.”

Eun-seo said, looking slightly apologetic.

“I’m sorry. As you know, Mr. Kim Sanghyuk’s data didn’t exist anywhere, so….”

“I understand.”

“Mr. Sanghyuk is honest. After talking to you, I understand why Isabella trusts you…. I even feel guilty for testing you…….”

“……”

So she knew my information in advance and tested me.

“I’m sorry for not meeting your expectations….”

“No! I meant you’re trustworthy. So……. I want to entrust you with a job.”

“Your Excellency is personally giving me a job?”

To me, a D-class scrub?

No, she said she did some research, so she probably knows almost everything about the incident, right?

……I guess that’s right?

“I called you here to thank you. On behalf of the entire nation, thank you for the Xenovia incident.”

Eun-seo bowed her head.

So this is what it feels like to be overwhelmed with gratitude……!!

“P-Please raise your head!”

“Here is a list of rewards. It’s woefully inadequate compared to what you’ve done, but….”

“Isabella caught her, and I just watched….”

Eun-seo smiled faintly.

I’ve been completely caught…. Already….

As much as the other person has figured out about me, I also realized something from my reaction just now.

‘Is the nation trying to recruit me……?’

This might be a bit of a crisis…….

I imagined myself collapsing from excessive work while staying by Eun-seo’s side for the rest of my life.

“Isabella doesn’t think it’s her achievement.”

“……”

「Externally,」

It was known that Isabella defeated Xenovia…….

In reality, it was Jingsoo-chan who handled it. Seridwen also saw it, and Isabella also saw it.

I don’t know how that was conveyed to the president.

It would be better to politely decline the scout…? Wouldn’t it…?

If I do this and that and end up taking on a national project…….

I’m holding a teacup with trembling hands,

“I’m a fan of Anal Bead Man.”

I almost spat out everything in my mouth.

“Cough! Cough!”

“Oh my, are you alright?”

“……Ah, yes….”

She smiles brightly while showing me her phone.

“They say it’s trending these days. #PersonalityDischarge.”

“C-Cough…….”

“Or Jelly Man? Personality Discharge Hero?”

“……”

It even reached the president’s ears.

What are you doing, Chief of Staff of the Blue House…!!

“We have a full grasp of Mr. Kim Sanghyuk’s abilities. We will never make unreasonable requests.”

You’re going to make unreasonable requests while saying that…….

I can’t let this happen. I can’t just be swayed while losing the initiative.

No matter how pretty and high-ranking the woman is……!!

“Are you really my fan?”

“Yes?”

“If you’re really my fan……. Prove it.”

“Ah!”

How would you prove that you’re a fan of Anal Bead Man?

“Come to think of it, I have to get a 「belly punch」 first, right?”

“Puh-heuk!!?!?!”

Following the personality discharge small talk,

Even the 「belly punch certification」 that became famous at Anal Bead Man fan meetings…!!

Eun-seo smiled brightly as she watched me panic.

No, the opponent is several levels above me…. She’s not the head of state for nothing!!

“Should I offer my belly? Or will you do the belly punch?”

“……Ah, no….”

How could I ever do that, Your Excellency…….

As Eun-seo tried to get up, I hurriedly stopped her.

“I believe you! I believe you’re a fan!”

“I wanted to get a belly punch from Sanghyuk….”

……Why is my dick getting hard? Is it crazy?

“What’s the job you want to entrust me with…. I’ll hear it out.”

“Would you investigate the Forbidden Zone?”

As expected, it wasn’t a normal job….

“Isabella told me to avoid it….”

“Yes, it’s a place that citizens should avoid. Even most heroes aren’t given permission to enter. That place has become a hotbed of villainous crimes.”

“……Why are you trying to send me there?”

“Recently, a strong anomalous gravitational wave reaction has been detected there. The National Intelligence Service and the Textbook Countermeasures Committee are predicting that this is a movement by the Villain Alliance.”

It even sounds really dangerous?

“……I don’t think there’s anything I can do with my abilities.”

“You just need to participate in the investigation work in the outer areas. It won’t be difficult.”

“The outer areas?”

“Yes, Isabella and the Angel One squad will do the infiltration. At that time, multiple anomalous gravitational waves may occur in the outer areas like aftershocks…….”

…….

That means a dungeon festival is opening? That sounds kind of delicious?

“How does it sound?”

“Then can I participate as an academy squad?”

“Yes, if they’re colleagues that Mr. Sanghyuk can trust.”

“We’re anal……. Ahem. I will participate with my squad.”

What is an anal bead squad in front of the president.

Did I name it wrong after all? Just as I thought that,

“Mr. Sanghyuk’s affiliation was the Anal Bead Squad, right?”

You know all my personal information…….

When did I get hacked….

‘Well, it wasn’t exactly hidden information….’

“Isabella will let you know the detailed schedule once more.”

“Yes.”

It feels like I’m directly under the president, so I feel good…?

“I will live up to your expectations!”

“Thank you again. And thank you again for dealing with Xenovia.”

“It’s an honor.”

After finishing the business and leaving the VVIP room,

Isabella was waiting for me outside.

“Is the conversation over?”

“You should have told me in advance. That I was going to meet the president…….”

“Her Excellency’s movements are confidential. I can’t carelessly talk about it.”

……I see.

Because this is the world we live in. It seems like she could be targeted from somewhere.

“You’ve heard the explanation, right?”

“Yes. About investigating the Forbidden Zone…….”

“Yeah. As soon as I told you not to approach because it’s a dangerous place, this happens.”

It’s better this way.

“I have to protect Isabella.”

“What are you saying…. I’m the one protecting you….”

I eyed Isabella’s white pants-clad butt and slyly grabbed it.

Isabella flinched and trembled, but she didn’t shake off my hand.

While I was fondling her soft, big butt and my fingers were digging into her pussy, Isabella snuggled into my arms instead.

Fumble, fumble…. Rub, rub…….

“Ugh…. Haa….”

“Let’s do it together. Isabella.”

“Okay…. Yeah…. Slurp…….”

We naturally start kissing too.

Lovey-dovey chu-chu with the silver-haired, busty student council president…. This is crazy…!

Isabella was mindlessly sucking on my tongue and clinging to me.

“I’ll…. Ugh…. Protect you……♡”

She whispers while gently rubbing my hard dick.

“Do something about this first.”

“……Ah….”

Isabella wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me, rubbing her body against my dick.

Keuk…… So hot…!

“Chup… Slurp…….”

“Lick, lick….”

As we were kissing outside the academy, we both hurriedly separated when we heard the sound of a VVIP car passing by with a ‘vroom’.

“U-Uhm!”

……Did they see? They must have seen while passing by?

They probably already know that the president and I are dating, but…….

I realized that I had overdone it outside, and my cheeks flushed.

“S-Shall we go back.”

Isabella also barely managed to say in a disheveled voice.

……Cute!

“Yes.”

It was a shame, but on the way back after parting with the student council president,

I saw the back of a woman I hadn’t seen before in the club room.

……Ponytail?

Who is it…?