My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 227

EP.226 The Goddess is Trying to Give a Strange Pervert Bonus

Meanwhile, Hena was smoothly handling the challenges from the first-year students.

For Hena, who can wield magic, defeating challengers who rely on physical strength while she still has mana isn’t difficult.

Magic is inherently difficult to evade, and Hena’s magic has the property of 『Void』, making it hard to see with the naked eye.

However, despite having such good characteristics, Hena had never shown the destructive side of a magician.

To put it nicely, she is a flawless magician.

Colorless and odorless, neither good nor bad points stand out in Hena’s style, so the cage she was fighting in couldn’t attract attention in the first place.

‘Huh?’

But today is quite different.

She was already attracting attention before I even noticed.

“Who was that again?”

“The busty girl from class F.”

“So… her name was Heisis, right?”

Hena, isn’t she winning quite a lot?

The opponent seems to be feeling a lot of pressure….

Soon, Mr. Noiyak’s scolding voice was heard.

“What are you doing? Dig in! Kang Jin-woon student!”

“Kuh… That’s….”

「Insight・Crimson」

‘Oh.’

I was impressed by Hena’s application.

A trap using Void platforms. I was also caught once during the inter-school competition….

Today, she added appropriate camouflage—enhanced transparency—making it difficult to spot unless you look closely, and the protruding thorns are fundamentally blocking the opponent’s entry.

‘It looks painful just by looking at it.’

“The teacher’s barrier is there. Even if you get stabbed, you won’t bleed or get hurt! Be bold!”

Mr. Noiyak was encouraging the opposing C-class student, but,

It seems they can’t move because of psychological resistance.

Thinking about getting stabbed in the neck, arms, and chest by those sharp thorns makes it impossible to take a step.

‘Good.’

Why hasn’t she done this until now?

When I came to that thought, I realized it after seeing Hena’s serious expression.

It’s practice, but she’s approaching it like a real battle.

‘Hena has never set up such an aggressive form of trap like this.’

Literally, even if something goes wrong with the opponent,

You can’t create such an aggressive form unless you have the determination to deal with them somehow. That was limited to fighting, the most difficult drawback to overcome in Hena’s personality.

‘What’s with the change of heart?’

Hena’s unilateral attack begins after confirming that the opponent cannot enter.

Attacking with sharply honed Void magic!

“Ugh! Surrender!”

‘She’s good.’

She has set up traps in the cage in advance and is winning with minimal attack magic.

It’s an interesting victory formula.

“Next, come on up~.”

‘But.’

There are opponents who do not succumb to intimidation.

First-year ponytail junior, Sarika Milfi participates.

“I’m Sarika Milfi! Nice to meet you, senior.”

“Sa, Sanghyuk’s girlfriend…?”

“Yes! Thankfully, he accepted my confession……”

Laughter erupted from everywhere.

“How many girlfriends does he have?”

“Crazy. He’s crazy.”

“……”

Ahem.

“Hena~!”

I waved my hand and cheered for Hena.

At times like this, you have to support our squad member, with the arm bending inward [supporting those close to you].

‘Ah.’

Sarika puffs out her cheeks as if she’s sulking.

Did I do something unnecessary?

It seems like I only boosted the morale of the opposing side with favoritism. Haha.

“I’m sorry, but I’ll win! Senior!”

“Kyaaak!”

A storm blows in the cage.

The storm swordsmanship shatters all the traps with weak hardness, leaving Hena exposed.

‘Amazing.’

Sarika, her wind control skills have improved!

Hena raised her hand to counterattack, but it didn’t seem like she could overcome Sarika’s storm no matter what magic she used.

Right then.

“There….”

“Ah!?”

Hena increased the volume of the platform thinly laid under Sarika’s feet, nullifying the swordsman’s footing.

It was like getting a proper tackle right before swinging the sword.

Following that, an unfamiliar magic formation, a large Void magic bullet, rushes towards the opponent.

“Heut!”

Sarika didn’t lose her balance and landed on the floor sideways, immediately swinging her sword to deflect the magic bullet.

That wasn’t good.

The magic bullet spewed out a huge amount of shrapnel around it like a claymore mine [an anti-personnel mine that scatters ball bearings].

Kwaaa kwa kwa kwa kwa!

“Ah……!”

Sarika hurriedly raised her sword to block, but,

If it weren’t for the teacher’s barrier, the victory or defeat would have been clearly decided.

Sarika shifts her gaze as if waiting for the teacher’s judgment.

“Keep going!”

Before Mr. Noiyak’s permission was given, Hena was already preparing the next magic.

Sarika gets hit by the magic bullet as it is and loses her balance.

“Ah…….”

Everyone seemed to have not expected Hena’s victory, and exclamations mixed with surprise came from everywhere.

“Ooh~.”

Clap clap clap.

Applause also followed.

‘Hena…….’

The girl who said the dungeon was scary, that she didn’t want to be separated from me, and that we should only go to safe places has grown up.

How far can Hena go?

[Quest【Hena’s Awakening 1】Completed]

[Quest【Omen of the Great Magician】Completed]

A promising future that I hadn’t seen because I had been shrinking my shoulders until now seemed to have opened up.

“That’s strange.”

“You startled me.”

I wondered what it was because suddenly I was the only one clapping.

En-chan was already next to me with time stop.

“It feels like it’s been a while since I’ve seen you?”

“It’s strange~~.”

“What’s strange? Coming out at a random timing.”

En was tilting her head while looking at Hena.

“Originally, the setting wasn’t to awaken with a praise onion strategy [achieving a goal through constant praise].”

“What’s a praise onion… Wait a minute. There’s a vicious scenario where you scold Hena to awaken her?”

“Well, because she’s a heroine who’s hard to give 『Motivation Boost』 to…… Um~~ I guess it’s the power of perverted sex….”

“……Let’s call it the power of love.”

In short, it means Hena felt like doing it.

Far from scolding her, I’ve only been cheering her on.

Then isn’t that very desirable?

“Hena must like Sanghyuk a lot. She’s originally a talent that’s hard to awaken.”

“Is that what you came out to tell me?”

“Ah!!”

En took my hand and smiled bashfully.

“What’s that recently! Personality Excretion Sex! It’s totally totally the best!”

“Who am I? I’m a man who’s been recognized by the goddess of eroge [erotic games].”

“That’s what I’m saying~.”

“But what do you use the pervert points you’ve accumulated by doing perverted things to the heroines for?”

En pretended to rummage through something even though she had nothing in her arms, then raised her arm high.

“Tada! If it’s now, you get a free pervert authority guaranteed by the goddess of eroge, 『Moyu Moyu』!”

“I don’t need it!”

[Acquired Authority 『Moyu Moyu』!]

“I said I don’t need it!”

I grabbed En-chan’s shoulders and shook her.

“Ahahaha~.”

“Don’t keep adding things like this to my status! You perverted goddess!!”

“If we’re talking about this authority~~.”

No, half of the pervert authorities I have are already unused.

I protested while gently squeezing En-chan’s soft cheeks.

“It’s an authority that allows you to taste breast milk from the breasts of women who don’t produce breast milk, Habub, before pregnancy…….”

“What, are you telling me to get a breast milk handjob or something?”

“That’s exactly it~!”

It’s really legendary.

“What do you think when you see big breasts? Didn’t you want to make them into real baby bottles and suck on them?”

“…I haven’t thought about that.”

I’ve thought about wanting to suck and touch them, but….

“I’m not a breast milk fetishist. That’s something that has likes and dislikes, and only a very small number of men like……. Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Isn’t that a look containing my future vision that you’ll end up liking it?”

“If I end up liking it, it’s because I like breasts, not because I like breast milk!”

So…….

“Is there nothing else besides getting strange pervert bonuses?”

“『Recognition』 gathering was a system to encourage Sanghyuk, who lacks perverted power, right?”

It’s totally useless…….

“Pervert authority is enough with Lucky Lecherous and Personality Excretion.”

“Please turn on Lucky Lecherous. Then~~!”

“Who knows what kind of disaster will happen!”

“Please turn it on~ Please turn it on~.”

Can I turn it on….

Considering the impact on reality, this is just the ultimate skill of eroge Sanghyuk.

“What kind of pervert authority are you going to give me in the future….”

“Creating jizz, making women addicted to the smell of dicks, ah, and someday time stop for sex…….”

“Ugh! Stop!”

You crazy!

What is this perverted goddess trying to make me do?

Why create jizz on a well-washed dick, how dirty?

“But to give you these divine powers, you need to gather more 『Recognition』 than you have now! Your level has to increase to give you the authority.”

“The thing you learn when your level increases is jizz creation, what kind of game is that.”

“Terrible!! Do you know how much ability I’m giving away that even an eroge protagonist can have with just one?”

“……I know that.”

Saying that as if she’s proud,

I couldn’t help but laugh as she puffed out her small chest, put her hand on her hip, and raised her chin.

Cute girl…….

If she wasn’t cute, I would have hit her once, no, three times by now.

“Hey, you can’t feed jizz to a pregnant heroine.”

“Hey, are you worried about the baby being harmed? Don’t worry about things like that. It’s an eroge, so do it roughly. Roughly.”

“It’s an eroge to you and me…….”

“Sanghyuk, who am I? I’m the cutest goddess of eroge in the world. As long as I’m here, nothing will go wrong during perverted acts. Don’t worry.”

So…….

Does that mean she’s going to remove all the variables that could be obstacles for the most important perverted act?

She’s a consistently the same goddess.

“Then get rid of all the villains in Korea. Except for Sieun.”

“That’s not allowed! Please enjoy the game properly! It’s forbidden to see the ending with cheats!”

…….

The stubbornness unique to eroge developers is still there.

I expected it and said it.

Rather, if she had said, ‘Okay. From now on, it’s 365 days of sex!’ I might have been a little disappointed.

“No matter how difficult the situation is, perverted sex is always welcome. Sanghyuk!”

“Are you getting some inspiration?”

“Yes, the feeling of pretty and pure heroines learning pleasures they shouldn’t learn with Sanghyuk’s personality excretion is the best.”

“You’re drooling…. Wipe it….”

This perverted goddess.

Thanks to her, I’m also a personality excretion holic [addict]. The guilt has long since faded.

Every fan I meet asks me to belly punch them and shows me their fair belly, and there are twin sisters who pester me to do personality excretion while having sex…….

It’s only natural that people’s thoughts change when exposed to this kind of environment.

“Then you can’t even tell me what’s in the forbidden area?”

I have a mission from the President,

So I ask the goddess directly.

En seemed to be slightly troubled and twitched her lips.

“You’re dying to spoil it, aren’t you? Looking at your expression now.”

“Ah…… Ahem.”

“There’s something, isn’t there? Tell me.”

“If I can tell you just a little bit……. There’s a hidden milf [attractive older woman] heroine!”

…….

“Aren’t there too many milfs…. Am I some kind of milf hunter?”

“You can’t resist mother-daughter donburi [a Japanese rice bowl dish, here implying a sexual relationship with both a mother and daughter]. You have to eat evenly~.”

Mother-daughter donburi?

Then does that mean the milf I know is there?

En hurriedly covered her mouth after seeing my eyes.

“Anyway……. I’ll think about the ‘Recognition’ reward separately. Please tell me if there’s anything you want!”

“Okay. Go in.”

After En-chan disappeared, I feel a little tired.

I saw Dihirit, who entered the first cage, gesturing to me.

“Hey, come up. Let’s fight one round without the transparent onahole [a sex toy, here used as a weapon].”

“…….”

I entered the cage.

“Kushina! Dropkick!”

“Wait, damn it!! I told you not to!”

Don’t use the transparent onahole? Who decides!

Together with Kushina, I mercilessly beat up Dihirit again.

[The level of 『Onahole Clone Fighting Technique』 has increased!]

“Hoo.”

It was a rewarding class.

“Huk…. Keuheok…. You bastard…….”

Dihirit was beaten too much even on the damage absorption barrier, so she couldn’t get up and collapsed.

“Okay, that’s it for today.”

Mr. Noiyak’s restraint comes in.

“Good job. Sanghyuk student. You’re doing very well?”

“Thank you.”

“Dihirit student seems to need to calm down a bit.”

Heuk heuk heuk.

Dihirit, who was beaten by the transparent onahole, trembled and barely squeezed out her voice.

“……Yes.”

Okay, class is over.

Isabella was already gone.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

Why did you leave without saying anything

[Isabella]

No time

[Kim Sanghyuk]

So you came to see your boyfriend?

…….

KakaoTalk is disconnected. After a while, contact is made.

[Isabella]

There’s a mission tomorrow. I’ll take care of the attendance, so gather the squad members at the point displayed on the hero app at 10 o’clock.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

So you really came to talk about work? I’m disappointed

[Isabella]

If you tell me a way not to be disappointed, I’ll do it right away.

!

Really?

[Kim Sanghyuk]

Tell me you love me

It disconnects again.

Just imagining what kind of expression Isabella is making is enough to eat two bowls of rice.

So delicious!

[Isabella]

I love you

Kuaaaak!

She’s saying it again? She’s really crazy.

The silver-haired busty student council president is crazy!

[Isabella]

You

[Kim Sanghyuk]

I’ll tell you directly in your ear next time

[Isabella]

Good.

“Sanghyuk. Let’s wash up and eat!”

As soon as class ends, Yuuna comes running cutely with Hena.

Just looking at them makes me smile warmly.