My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 228

EP.227 The Goddess’s Gift (A Really Good One)

I briefly part ways with my girlfriends and head to the academy shower room.

Stripped naked, Dihrit approaches me with a triumphant look, as if she’s been waiting for this moment.

“What, you think you can win here?”

I can even win while doing ‘deulbak’ [Korean slang for intense gaming or training] with Kushina, you know.

“Next time, let’s go without the transparent onahole.”

“No way.”

“Don’t you think it’s cowardly to gang up on me?”

“That’s my ability.”

I lather shampoo into my hair while looking in the mirror.

“Are you guys fighting again?”

Gu Nam took the stall next to mine.

“We’re not fighting, this guy is just unilaterally clinging to me.”

“Kim Sanghyuk, you’re seriously strong.”

“This bastard’s dick is huge too. Seriously, is it a horse’s?”

Hmph…

I guess men are judged by size after all?

In reality, firmness is more important than size, but what does that matter?

In the male world, the visible size is sometimes the most important thing.

“There’s a reason why he has so many girlfriends.”

Gu Nam sighed.

“If you’re handsome, have a big dick, and even get good grades, what are we supposed to live off of?”

“We?”

Dihrit glared at Gu Nam with fire in her eyes.

“Mr. Loser. Are you lumping me in with you?”

“Dihrit, you got dumped too. Cut off at Sanghyuk’s level!”

“Puhahaha.”

“Damn it, don’t laugh! Kim Sanghyuk!”

No, why.

I just laughed because the phrase ‘cut off at my level’ was funny.

“Even if we’re talking about dick size, I didn’t lose in a one-on-one fight.”

“Dick size is a given, and you’re losing in one-on-one fights and the number of girlfriends.”

“Girl, girlfriends are something you can have if you set your mind to it!”

If you want to get a girlfriend, the best way is to stay as far away from me, the protagonist of a dating sim, and date someone less than ordinary.

I don’t have a reason to teach them that out of loyalty, so I just think to myself.

Do they know that the possibility of a pretty heroine appearing and dating Dihrit or Gu Nam without going through me approaches 0%?

“I wish Sanghyuk would teach me how to get a girlfriend. It’s not like he got them by waving his dick around.”

…Hyejung came to mind.

“There are cases where that happened too.”

“Really? You can whip it out and not get arrested?”

“Actually, size isn’t everything. What’s really important is…”

As I paused,

Both Dihrit and Gu Nam pretended not to look while glancing and listening.

The moment everyone’s focus reached 100%, I chuckled and said.

“It’s the face.”

“……”

“……”

No room to argue, right?

I shave neatly, grooming my handsome face that even I admire.

That’s why girls are crazy about me.

The huge dick is practically a wedge.

For heroines who are like honeybees drawn to the honey of my face, it drives a wedge to keep them from escaping.

Being handsome and having a big dick is seen as a desirable thing even in pure love, so the appearance is the most satisfying thing I received from En.

“I’m heading out first.”

I wipe the water off with a towel and look in the mirror while drying my hair.

Yeah, I’m handsome.

“Sanghyuk. Do you want a baked egg?”

I don’t say something like ‘I have to eat lunch,’ like a loser.

“I’ll buy the soda.”

“Dihrit, come too.”

“Why would I…”

Dihrit grumbled but sat down on a chair in the lounge.

We each peel and eat the eggs we brought.

“Where’s the salt?”

“Here.”

Mmm… delicious…

It’s even more delicious because I used my body a lot in the morning.

“Both of you want soda?”

“I want milk.”

Dihrit muttered.

“Soda upsets my stomach.”

I grab a cider and milk and pay at the unmanned vending machine.

“Thanks for running the errand, Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Aren’t you buying anything?”

“I’m in a position to be served; it’s natural for you guys to buy things.”

“Yeah. Eat up. Eat up.”

I smirk as I watch her immediately gulp down the milk I handed her.

“Spit! What is this!”

“What else could it be? Mint chocolate milk.”

“Who the hell eats mint chocolate milk with eggs?”

“Hey, you swear every time you open your mouth. Look at the milk carton here. It says 『Fantastic Combination』.”

I stopped talking and burst into laughter, curling up my body.

“You, you son of a bitch… Mr. Loser! Why are you laughing?”

“Wow. Mint chocolate milk, sounds delicious.”

“Give me your soda.”

“No way!”

Dihrit snatched my cider and gulped it down.

Cough.

“You put your mouth on it, so drink it all.”

“Then I’ll gladly do so.”

“I’ll have it with milk.”

Only then did he take out the hidden white milk and eat it deliciously.

“You bastard…”

“Ah. Delicious. White milk goes best with boiled eggs.”

“Do you happen to have one for me too?”

“I do.”

Another milk came out.

“Y-you…”

Dihrit couldn’t keep up with the development and just opened and closed her mouth.

“Why? Do you want to drink it? Should I give it to you?”

“…No, thanks.”

Hoo, refreshing.

It’s nice because everything is comfortable in this prestigious academy, since they spend so much money on it.

And it’s convenient because anything can be paid for with the coins on the student ID.

When I come out of the shower with the guys, we part ways silently, and if I sit on a chair in the recreation room and wait while reading a book, Hena and Yuuna, who have showered, approach me.

Ah, a good fragrance wafts around.

Hena’s skin was more moisturized and fairer.

“Did you wait long?”

Yuuna asked shyly, brushing her flowing hair back with her hand.

“About 10 minutes? I didn’t wait long. Let’s go eat.”

“Okay!”

A familiar lunchtime, the way to the cafeteria.

It’s so large that it takes time to move anywhere, so lunchtime is quite generous compared to my school days before possession.

About an hour and a half?

Enough time to eat outside if I wanted to.

But there’s no need to do that.

The cafeteria inside is so well-equipped. Everything from highway rest stop food to all sorts of bizarre drinks with lots of sugar that can be found in cafes that female students like is prepared.

Yuuna said as she watched me choose a menu at the kiosk.

“…Wow. You don’t even check how much it costs anymore?”

“Why would I look at price tags? Hmph.”

That’s the mindset of an onahole chaebol [a person who is extremely rich and powerful].

Even if I retire my mom, Hyejung, and pay for my younger sisters’ tuition, my account will never run out of coins.

“I’ll buy you guys food too. Tell me what you want.”

“Spicy pork!”

“Gochujang bibimbap [Korean mixed rice with chili paste].”

“Then I’ll have shrimp tempura, tonkatsu…”

Although there are various menus, it seems that I always end up eating the same things.

“Yuuna, spicy pork?”

“Ah, yeah, why? It looked delicious when I saw you eating it before.”

“Hena, bibimbap…”

Okay.

I find a suitable seat and wait.

Soon after, I piled freshly fried shrimp tempura on top of Hena’s bibimbap.

“Hena, you did well. Eat this.”

“T-this much?”

“I ate eggs in the shower room.”

“Ah!”

Yuuna immediately glared at me.

“We were supposed to eat together, so you shouldn’t have done that~!”

“I ate a little. A little.”

Actually, I ate about 5.

Yuuna smiled brightly at Hena.

“I’ll give you my spicy pork too. Hena. You did really well.”

“E-ehehe… Thank you.”

Yuuna even shares her side dishes.

Hena shrugged shyly, not knowing what to do.

I took out as much as I ate in eggs, so Hena will have a feast today.

“I got beaten by that red-haired junior.”

“Yuuna, you did well too.”

“The ending was too pathetic! Isn’t she too strong?”

“Haha.”

Yuuna seemed to turn her anger into appetite, eating the spicy pork diligently.

I take out a wet wipe and wipe the sauce off her mouth.

“Eat slowly. I’m not going to take it away.”

“She told me to eat a lot! Just you wait. I’m going to get this~~~ big, and my chest will get this~~~ big too….”

“Will that happen?”

Hillaria’s chest and butt are natural.

That’s not a size that ordinary women can achieve.

“Instead, Yuuna is more feminine than Hilla.”

“Then what’s the point in this harsh hunter world.”

“It’s an important quality for a mother.”

“……”

Yuuna, with a reddened face, chewed the food in her mouth for a long time, then swallowed and said.

“That’s, true…”

She seems to have calmed down a bit.

“But I’m going to keep getting stronger. I haven’t retired yet.”

“Okay.”

Everyone seems to be full of motivation.

Is it time for a stat pump? There’s no better way to get stronger in a short amount of time.

‘It’s been a while since I’ve met the demon merchant recently.’

After all, it’s just a business relationship…

We don’t regularly contact each other,

We just sell onaholes when we run into each other, but…

‘I might need to secure a route.’

Watching the two people who have started to crave growth, I also had many thoughts.

The income isn’t bad now, and academy life is going smoothly.

But since the President is personally watching me, I’ll probably be assigned bigger tasks in the future…

‘Maybe En won’t solve that part for me.’

Instead, En will want me to overcome the crisis with perverted sex.

If so, the villain who really puts me in a difficult situation is likely to be a woman with big breasts and a pretty face.

‘Hmm…’

…Personality Ejaculation.

I need to strengthen it more, right?

A fist is much more accessible than a gun.

But I’m not a hard worker like Isabella, and it doesn’t make sense to complete a fist stronger than a bullet.

Besides, if it’s that strong of a fist, there’s no need to use Personality Ejaculation.

What I need is not exactly the “power” to knock down an enemy with one punch,

But the ability to shock an opponent who is firmly resisting.

If I only do that much, I don’t need destructive power.

Because I have Personality Ejaculation.

Let’s remember the formula of Personality Ejaculation. Shock x Ejaculation = Jelly Byubyubuk.

If there is no “shock,” the ejaculation also weakens, so Jelly Byubyubuk does not work.

“What are you thinking about?”

Yuuna said. Hena also slightly raised her head and looked at me.

“A way to get stronger.”

After the meal, the remaining time.

“En!”

I called En-chan.

“Yes~~! Sanghyuk-nim, what’s wrong? Sanghyuk-nim’s perverted goddess, En-chan, is here!”

“I’ve collected over a hundred approvals, right?”

“Yes! You’ve received 109 approvals!”

“I remembered what I wanted to receive.”

En tilted her head with a poker face.

“Ehh, I’ve already given you the fraudulent perverted power, 『MoyuMoyu』.”

“I don’t need that.”

“Hing…”

“En, are you like an external god in this world?”

En flinched.

“Y-you’ve already studied that much…!!”

“What do you think of people…? If you don’t even know that much, aren’t you an idiot?”

“I thought you were just focused on the pretty heroines of OnaAka [a fictional dating sim], thinking only about cumming.”

“……”

Well, half of it is true.

“Is that right, or not? An external god.”

En said coldly with a serious face.

“Let’s not do that.”

“Huh?”

“Let’s not call me an external god.”

“Oh, um, okay… En.”

Did I touch something wrong…?

“Anyway, you’ve collected 100, so if there’s anything you want, I’ll grant it! Tell me anything. My cute kiss?”

“Give me a magic weapon.”

“……”

“……”

Don’t underestimate gamers!

“Sanghyuk-nim, you have no romance…”

“Forget about cheap magic weapons, just give me the best one. You stop time often, right?”

“Well, I was originally the goddess of time and destiny…”

“Huh?”

“Huh?”

Why did you become the goddess of a dating sim after being such a good goddess?

“What’s the reason for moving from a large company to a small company?”

“What are you talking about…!! Being the goddess of a dating sim is also good!?”

“No…”

I’m breathless.

What does that mean? En-chan…?

The fantasy of En’s parents unfolds.

「Dad, I’m going to change jobs」

「Do whatever our daughter wants to do」

「I’m going to quit being the goddess of time and destiny and make lewd adult content as the goddess of dating sims♡」

「………」

My vision became dizzy.

“If I wasn’t that kind of goddess, how could I have gone to the trouble of giving Sanghyuk-nim such good powers? A lower-level god wouldn’t even be able to do it?”

“Oh, yeah… That’s amazing…”

You’re using such good powers…

To make dating sims…

That’s really amazing…

“Anyway, you’re asking for a magic weapon containing my power, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Heeuhm. I’m not just giving it away.”

“Next time, I’ll reserve an amazing perverted Personality Ejaculation sex.”

[All 「Approvals」 will be consumed]

[You have acquired 『Panorama of Time Operation』!]

[Panorama of Time Operation]

[SSS+ Rank]

[An unbelievably pure magic weapon. It contains unimaginable power]

“Tada! It’s not as good as perverted powers, but how is it!”

“You were really an amazing goddess. I really like it… I love it! You should have given me something like this sooner… Heo…”

What can I make with this?

I can’t stop imagining it already?

“…『MoyuMoyu』 is a more amazing power…”

Eh?

En was pouting with her lips sticking out.

She must have been upset seeing my eyes widen at the magic weapon.

“……”

I stroked En’s head and racked my brain.

“I, I’ll even do a milk handjob play. Reservation!”

“Really!!?”

En’s eyes sparkled as she clung to me.

“You’re going to do a milk handjob play with a pretty older sister with big breasts!?”

“If I collect more approval stacks, open a shop for me. Got it?”

“Yes!!”

Hew.

I’m glad she’s easy to appease.

En looked so happy when she pushed her perverted tastes on me.

It’s quite cute that she immediately gets upset when I turn my attention elsewhere.

“Originally, I shouldn’t just give this away… Eheh… It’s a gift from this goddess for you, who worked hard to enjoy the perverted sex of OnaAka while accumulating 100 approval stacks!”

“Thank you. En.”

My possession was just an accident.

The goddess who should have called another guy here instead of me offered cheats as a form of remorse.

I tried it out, and I, who had no connection to dating sims, started to fall into this world.

What is our relationship now?

I think I’ll be able to answer that for sure a little later. Until then.

From now on,

Let’s live as the perverted protagonist of this cute and lovely goddess.

That’s what I thought.