My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 23

“A fresh personality, untouched by wear! And the skill to perfectly render it into a succulent form without a single flaw! Mr. Kim Sanghyuk, you are a craftsman of genius caliber!”

“I knew you’d like it.”

Why did I show him an onahole made from the personality of his own kind?

Because I was certain that in this game, goblin onaholes would have some kind of use.

And this was exactly that moment.

The protagonist wouldn’t use onaholes made of goblins or orcs.

So who would?

Other goblins and orcs, of course.

Just like how onaholes are originally made to resemble human body parts.

Wouldn’t goblins like goblin onaholes? That’s the obvious conclusion I reached.

And my prediction was spot on.

“The reaction is so fresh! It’s alive and breathing inside here! No artisan in hell could create such a masterpiece!”

“Awesome, right?”

“Oh, oh my… May I insert my finger into this hole? Mr. Kim Sanghyuk!”

“Since it’ll become a used onahole, only if you promise to buy it.”

“I promise! I will definitely buy it!”

The goblin, after inserting his finger, even shed tears of emotion and delight.

“Traveling through my finger… I can hear… the voice of my kin, begging me to save them! That tremor!”

“You like it?”

“This is revolutionary! To meet an artisan like you…! Would you only sell to me from now on?”

“That depends on my mood. How much will you pay?”

“For this level of quality… 12,000 coins.”

I was taken aback by the amount.

Even though he’s a devilish merchant with haggling ingrained in his bones, he’s still a merchant.

For him to value a goblin onahole at that price meant he was confident he could sell it for even more….

I was incredibly surprised that there were people who would pay that much for a personality onahole.

I struggled to hide my surprise.

“That’s the highest amount I can offer, and then some.”

“Hup….”

Yuuna couldn’t manage her expression at all.

“Kim Sanghyuk. Sell them all…! That, the stuff you ate before!”

“All of it? Do you perhaps… have more of these?”

Why are you saying that? You little rascal.

Yuuna covered her mouth with her hand and shook her head.

Well, I was planning to reveal it anyway.

‘Masterpiece’ open.

The Goblin King grabbed it and drooled.

“Oh, oh my… Artistic….”

“I do have something even better.”

“……”

“This one, you see. I’m saving it because it’s one of a kind.”

“I will pay a high price… Please, sell it to me! Please!”

I take out the ‘Masterpiece Onahole’.

“90,000, no… 110,000!”

“If you want to keep trading with me, that won’t be enough.”

“190,000… I’ll buy it for 190,000! No, please let me buy it! Please!”

“Why, do you want to use this yourself?”

“Haa…. Haaah….”

“Don’t come closer, your breath is disgusting.”

I had completely seized the initiative.

Seeing him lose his reason to this extent, it seems onahole collectors are the natural enemies of devil merchants.

“Promise me. You will always treat me and my friend with courtesy. You will always sell stats at a reasonable price.”

“……Yes! Yes! Of course!”

“Do you perhaps buy orc onaholes too?”

I unleash the orc onaholes I have.

“I will buy them! All of them! Please sell me everything you have!”

I was going to keep the master-class one… Should I sell it?

Honestly, it’s just a burden to keep.

“They say they will? Yuuna.”

Yuuna clung to me.

“Kim Sanghyuk, ah, no, Sanghyuk…!”

“What?”

“I’ll go pick up what you dropped earlier! Sell that too!”

Yuuna seemed to have remembered the onaholes we left behind.

“Is it really necessary to go that far? It’s a hassle.”

We’ve already earned a lot.

Even Hena grabbed my hand and shook her head.

“Let’s go, Hena! We’re going to pick them all up!”

“Okay!”

…….

The two of them ran off to do onahole errands that I didn’t even ask them to do.

They started searching for onaholes 20 meters away.

Soon, they came back with a bunch of orc onaholes.

“This too!”

“Here!”

“How could you even think of throwing away such merchandise on the floor?”

“It’s nothing for me to make these.”

The Goblin King grabbed my hand tightly.

“It is fate that even these works of art, which were about to fade without seeing the light of the world, have come into my hands. I look forward to doing business with you in the future. Mr. Sanghyuk!”

“Sure. As long as you sell stats honestly.”

The money earned from clearing the dungeon, 1,182 coins.

The money earned from selling all the monster onaholes….

1,120,000 coins.

I became a millionaire by selling onaholes.

Only two days after becoming the protagonist of 「OnaAca」.

The Goblin King also seemed very pleased.

He was caressing the personality onaholes I sold him like beloved pets.

“Now, what stats would you like to buy?”

“Didn’t you mention something about mood?”

“No, of course, I must sell all stats honestly to Mr. Kim Sanghyuk and his companions. Heehee….”

‘Let’s buff up physical and gun-related stats.’

The more you raise your stats, the more coins it costs.

It felt a bit expensive, but it wasn’t a losing deal.

[Trading with the devil merchant ‘Goblin King’]

[Technique has increased by 50]

[Strength has increased by 25]

[Stamina has increased by 25]

[Agility has increased by 25]

[Coin Consumption – 426,998]

Based on Hena, it was almost.

More than the growth value you could earn by consistently living in the academy for a year.

I solved it with money in just one day.

“You guys buy some too.”

“C, can we really?”

Yuuna hesitated.

She knew it was a great opportunity, but she seemed to think it would be impudent.

“Aren’t you glad I learned something weird?”

“W, well……. Ahem. I’ll never treat it as something weird again.”

“Hena, buy magic power too. I’ll pay for it.”

Some might wonder why I’m giving it away to others…….

If I only take care of my own growth, my relationship with them will become distant.

I don’t want that.

“……I, I can’t repay such a large sum.”

“I told you. I’m repaying you for your kindness. Just accept it.”

Hena shook her head.

“I didn’t want anything in return. I saved you… just because we’re friends.”

She meant that she wouldn’t accept money as compensation for covering for me.

I’m surprised by Hena several times today.

Even though she’s the easiest heroine to capture in OnaAca, I can feel the charisma of a heroine.

“Then, keep it a secret that I’m earning this much with vulgar abilities. This is the price for that.”

Yuuna chuckled.

“You mean that you’re a more devilish onahole collector than the devil, making onaholes out of the personalities of magical beasts and selling them to devil merchants at high prices?”

“Yeah. Strict confidentiality.”

“Okay. I received the hush money properly.”

“Yeah, I’ll keep it a secret.”

“Go shopping, then.”

Whirr.

The faces of the two pretty female students brighten up.

Seeing that, even I feel excited. Why is money the best?.

‘As expected, men are all about ability.’

I want to let the two pretty girls, who make my heart happy just by looking at them, do everything they want.

I’m just watching them with a happy heart, and I even think it was a good thing to fall into this world.

Of course, Yuuna’s strength stat was quite expensive.

Raising Hena’s magic power by about 50 was cheaper than raising Yuuna’s strength stat by 3.

“I didn’t rip you off, did I? Goblin Mister?”

“Oh my, absolutely not.”

If I don’t like it, I can just say ‘I won’t sell the onahole’.

The Goblin King was busy rubbing his palms together in a humble posture, trying to please me.

“Kyaa. I got stronger!”

“Magic power…… it’s increased tremendously….”

Yuuna, who was B-grade, was overjoyed even with a stat increase of about 10 in strength.

Since I and Hena, who were D~C grade, could raise our stats tremendously, we could enjoy a much more dramatic growth experience.

“I’ll pay the coins.”

After spending generously, I had about 110,000 left.

Still, a huge amount of money remained.

“Thanks for the good deal. Goblin King.”

“Oh, it was a satisfying deal for me.”

The Goblin King grabbed the hand I offered tightly.

“Oho. To think that you were a person who receives the love of so many diverse external gods……. Ah, it was an honor to meet you, Mr. Kim Sanghyuk.”

The love of many diverse external gods?

Are you talking about the skeleton-like thing that came out when I used Lucky Pervert?

“I almost committed a discourtesy to the Mother of Blood…. Heehee.”

I don’t know what he’s talking about….

Uncle Goking muttered as if he was dropping spoilers and disappeared.

“I will come again to buy onaholes. Mr. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“See you again. Goblin Mister.”

The dungeon begins to be demolished.

As if relieved, Yuuna looked at the scenery of the dungeon being demolished and came closer to me.

Hena was always close to me, but it’s a bit unfamiliar for Yuuna to be this close.

“It would have been good enough just to repay the debt.”

Yuuna’s eyes looking at me were different.

“Kim Sanghyuk, you’re amazing?”

“I was lucky.”

This world is 「OnaAca」

A world where I am the protagonist, where there is no such thing as capture difficulty if I make up my mind.

I knew that it was completely different from when I was struggling to earn money in reality before I possessed this body.

Looking at the absurd amount of money that came into my student ID, I think again.

‘A world where you can get things of high value much more easily.’

I have to admit it.

I received a good gift from the goddess.

“How should I repay this kindness again……. Now I’m worried.”

“Hena said it. Friends don’t need to pay each other back.”

“Really~? You don’t need anything? If it’s now, Hena and I will fulfill whatever you want?”

Hena also nodded.

“What kind of answer do you want to hear from me….”

Don’t give me any openings!

Even if I’m handsome and treat you well, don’t do that.

Yuuna and Hena look at me with their eyes full of affection.

If you’re going to keep looking at me with those eyes while the dungeon is being demolished, I can’t stand the pressure.

“L, let’s take a picture. Then.”

Now is the best timing.

“Hena. Stick close because you have to come out in the picture! Tightly!”

“Okay!”

The two female students cling to my arms and stick close. Oops.

This is a complete harem showing-off composition!

“One, two! Click!”

It remained as evidence.

“Kim Sanghyuk is flustered. He’s flustered.”

Of course, I’m flustered.

During the years I lived closer to 30 than 20, I had never actually experienced such a sweet and sour event!

“Look. The picture came out well, right?”

“It’s pretty. Both of you.”

Yuuna immediately fiddled with something on her phone and sent me a picture.

[Yuuna]

(A picture of Hena and Yuuna clinging to me)

In that short time, she drew cat whiskers on my, Hena’s, and her own faces with something like a crayon,

And under that, it was written in a pretty handwritten font, ‘In commemoration of our squad clearing the dungeon for the first time’.

Hena, who is shy, and Yuuna, who is smiling brightly. The faces of the two people are well shown in the picture.

“I’ll send it to Hena too. No, let’s just make a group chat.”

I also received a group chat invitation. Me, Hena, and Yuuna. It’s a group chat room with these three people.

“What’s the squad name? It’s not going to be Onahole Squad, is it?”

“Ugh!”

Yuuna covered her head.

“Onahole, onahole… I’m trying to become insensitive by continuing to say it. No way. Vulgar words are prohibited now! That’s the first rule of our group chat.”

A rule called ‘Vulgar words prohibited’ has already been added to the group chat announcement.

Anyway, we’re the only ones in the training ground.

“Is all that’s left is to go home now?”

“It looks like we were the last ones out. We were the only B-grade dungeon, so is it natural?”

Yuuna rummaged through her chest, so I was surprised and turned my head.

“Ugh, I fought carefully, but sand got into my clothes. Hena. Let’s go wash up together!”

“U, uh!? I’m at home….”

“Don’t say that! There are things that girls want to talk about. Let’s build friendship.”

“Don’t bully Hena.”

“Who’s bullying her. Kim Sanghyuk. Where are you going home? Will you wait for us?”

Um, well. If the direction is similar, should I?

I don’t have anything to do after this.

“Okay. Both of you wash up and come. I’ll wait for you.”

After letting the two go, I open the status window.

Kim Sanghyuk

9 Lv(D)

Strength『65』(+14)

Agility『35』(+13)

Stamina『36』(+8)

Technique『65』(+11)

(Hidden)Magic Power『0』(+3)

(Hidden)Charm『999』

New Skills Learned

『Onahole Enhancement』I’ve decided on this onahole!! Enhances the overall ability of the onahole.

『Gun Proficiency』Proficiency required when handling guns in general. The level increases as you use it, and the shooting correction becomes stronger accordingly. Current level 3

Achievements

《Goblin Onahole Conqueror》Collected all goblin onaholes.

《Loss of Humanity》A person who suddenly inserted personality excretion into a heroine whose name he doesn’t even know.

《Inhuman Personality Excretion》Forcibly shoved a full-force personality excretion with maximum violence weighting into a heroine who is enduring it.

《Catastrophic Personality Excretion》Personality excretion barrage that doesn’t care about the heroine’s personality collapse. Severely sadistic.

《It’s no use enduring!》The manifestation of the will to excrete no matter what. Acquired when personality excretion is performed more than 50 times on the same target within 5 minutes.

《Orc Onahole Conqueror》Collected all orc onaholes.

‘I’ve gotten stronger.’

The overall rating was still D because it hadn’t been updated,

But the stats were already so strong that they couldn’t be seen as D.

After purchasing the stats, I can already feel the completely different power when I move my body.

With the increase in ‘Technique’, the gun failure rate has also decreased, and the power is also corrected.

Of course, there are no such ridiculous restrictions in reality….

‘Huh?’

I found something strange while looking at the achievements.

It’s the 《Loss of Humanity》part.

It’s an achievement I got when I hit the scarecrow……. What is it? It’s as if there’s a victim I don’t even know about.

I suddenly inserted personality excretion into a heroine whose name I don’t even know? I’ve never done that?

I’m a bit confused.

‘What will come out if I search?’

[「Insight・Hong」activated]

I slowly focused my strength on my eyes and widened the search range.

[Seridwen Evelyn’s excreted personality]

I found the excreted personality inside the academy facility.

It’s a bit far away…….

‘Seridwen Evelyn’……?

I don’t know the name.

However, it seemed necessary to check.