My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 239

EP.238 Appearance of the Demonic Beast

Wednesday of the 4th week at Ona Academy begins with a delicious kimchi stew.

I head to the meeting place for the morning’s forbidden area investigation. The plan is to gather with the squad members first, then move to the operation point Isabella informed us about.

“Hum hum~. Hum~.”

It’s En humming.

Even after leaving the house, the goddess annoyingly flies around me, her eyes shining as she asks, “Which pussy are you going to have personality-excreting sex with today?”

It’s a good thing that the goddess’s appearance isn’t visible to others, just like Serena didn’t recognize En when we first met.

“Ah! How about that mob heroine? It looks like she’d have sex with Sanghyuk right away if you did a *kabedon* [wall slam] on her! She’s even a virgin!”

“What is this, a bargain sale? A virgin?”

“Ah! How about that F-cup girl’s pussy? She’ll deliciously lick your dick!”

“…….”

Every time she spots a pretty girl passing by, she exclaims “Ah!” and spews out perverted words.

“Do you like it that much?”

“Please enjoy it while saying ‘Again~ Again~’. Give me inspiration. I’m excited because it feels like our wavelengths are finally matching a bit.”

“I’m starting to regret matching that wavelength. Right now.”

I never imagined that a pretty goddess would follow me around and go viral.

Did she come from the perverted sex association?

“Perverted Yagame Sanghyuk’s form is crazy!”

I snatch the flying En-chan and stroke her head.

“Eung!”

“I have to work today.”

“You were devouring female students like a dog in the dungeon yesterday~.”

“Do you think I’ll do that every day?”

Should I discipline the goddess today?

“If you keep acting up, I’ll confiscate your personality excretion?”

“…….”

En-chan shook her head.

“I’ll go back!”

The blonde goddess disappears with a poof.

It seems like she really started following me well because our perverted wavelengths matched.

It’s annoying but also cute.

If I really hated it, I wouldn’t be grinning like this.

“Ah, Kim Sanghyuk! Here!”

“Yuuna.”

Yuuna was waiting for me in her hunter outfit.

She was wearing shorts and a t-shirt, with a harness—equipment worn to secure the body to a rope—over it, which looked strangely like she was tied up with ropes, making her look sexy.

“Today, I came as a hunter, not a student.”

“It suits you.”

Hena was also wearing shorts today.

Her plump and sturdy thighs look soft and squishy.

And what about her breasts? Hena’s chest outline is bound to show no matter what she wears.

Yet, she has a slender waist.

“Hello. Hena.”

“Hi, Sanghyuk.”

I subtly reach out and gently rub Hena’s cute belly fat.

My girlfriends, with their insecure voices and pretty faces, are cute.

And they are also regular members of the Onahole Squad.

“The Onahole Squad is all here.”

“It’s out of the blue, but are we really going by that name?”

“What is it that we do?”

Hena raises her arm instead and shouts.

“Making cute Onaholes!”

“That’s right!”

The response is good at times like this.

Yuuna, with her normal sensibility, doesn’t understand!

“Hena, you’ve caught the perverted sensibility. You idiot.”

“Hena has always loved Onaholes.”

A head with red hair peeks out from the Ona-van.

It was Kushina.

“Were you talking about me?”

“We’re talking about Onaholes, but not about you.”

“It’s Onahole Unnie [older sister].”

“Kushina. You can’t come outside without being invisible. It’s public indecency!”

Kushina goes back inside after receiving Yuuna’s warning.

Today, there will be a time when we’ll call Kushina to play an active role anyway.

“Did everyone eat well before coming?”

“Yes!!”

Yuuna answered with a bright smile.

“Mala Tang [spicy and numbing Chinese soup]!”

“Mala Tang from the morning…….”

“Tteokbokki [spicy rice cakes] is the strongest, and Mala Tang is God!”

Is this the average taste of the female students at the academy?

“Hena?”

“Uh, uh? Me? Salad, and a little pasta….”

“Judging by your usual diet, it seems like your bodies have changed……?”

Why is Yuuna so skinny?

“I do a lot of activities. I have to pour in carbohydrates to maintain my weight.”

“Today is literally an ‘activity’ though.”

“It was the forbidden area investigation, right?”

Nod.

I take out my phone and contact Isabella 30 minutes before the appointed time.

“Isabella. Where are you?”

The other side of the receiver is a bit noisy. It sounds like there are many people around.

“We’re already inside. You guys are the support team. Move to the location I sent you.”

It’s Isabella’s voice.

“You’re going to acknowledge my attendance today, right?”

“Of course. It’s a mission entrusted by the country. Carry it out diligently, but don’t overdo it.”

“Understood.”

I turn on the hero app and move with the two.

It’s an ordinary alley, but there’s no one around.

Yuuna said, looking at the alleyway where all the shutters were down.

“Everyone evacuated.”

“Is it to the point where we need to evacuate?”

“If even Park Mu was seen, then that says it all. An emergency disaster message must have been sent.”

Is that the faint fog they talked about in the news?

“It’s a sign of a vicious gravitational wave. In Korea, it’s been almost 5 years since……?”

“Is it rare? Or frequent?”

“It’s rarer compared to foreign countries. But it seems like our country can’t be said to be safe anymore…. Like it was a dozen years ago.”

I don’t know why the fog is dangerous, but

There was a reason why people evacuated inside the alley. The buildings are half-destroyed.

‘What is this?’

Only this place is devastated.

At this point, it should have affected other places as well, but only the width of the playground shows signs of destruction.

There were already hunters there.

‘I don’t see any academy uniforms.’

I’m not wearing one today either.

I’m not the only one who came out wearing a simple jacket, but these are unusual people.

“I see some familiar faces.”

“It seems like a place where hunters and heroes are collaborating.”

Honestly, I can’t tell just by looking at them.

They’re also looking at us with interest, but…….

“It’s Onahole Man.”

“Onahole Man….”

“The one who uses Personality Excretion?”

As expected, my vulgar hero name was mentioned.

It’s a bit embarrassing, but bearable.

My inner pervert has become quite strong, to the point where I don’t flinch even when I hear the words Onahole Man on the street in broad daylight and people whisper about it.

“Everyone recognizes you?”

Yuuna poked my side and smiled happily.

……I want to pick her up in a princess carry and run to the wedding hall.

Just thinking about saying something like this makes me happy, knowing that Yuuna will blush.

“Why are you grinning? But you have a handsome face.”

“…….”

Hena hides behind me and doesn’t come out.

I stroke Hena, who is trembling because the population density is too high.

When are we moving? Is something starting here?

“I’m a fan of Onahole Man.”

“Please sign!”

Suddenly, my fan signing event started.

I don’t have paper or a pen.

“Use this.”

Yuuna rummages through her inventory and takes out a pen for signing.

“Why do you have something like that?”

“Is it strange for a student to carry writing utensils?”

“…….”

“I was going to use it when I became a great master hunter who could sign autographs someday!”

I received requests from fans and signed their t-shirts. All I did was scribble my name in a plausible way.

Hmm, it’s ordinary…….

Should I have thought of something?

Pretty female hunters also gather.

“Please give me a belly punch!”

“Give me an Onahole Punch!”

“Idiot. It’s a Personality Excretion Punch. Didn’t you see the Onahole Man settings?”

Onahole Man settings?

I never made anything like that.

“I joined the fan cafe!”

“I have a fan cafe?”

“Hehehit.”

They giggle at my words and gather together to laugh.

Anyway….

“Personality Excretion Belly Punch, please!”

“Th- Personality Excretion!”

These days, I often brazenly shout ‘Personality Excretion!’ to my girlfriend’s pussy and my mom’s pussy,

But it was embarrassing to have a stranger ask me to do it in broad daylight.

Yuuna and Hena watch the scene and giggle.

Even Hena…….

“Personality Excretion Smash…!”

Even after the belly punch service of Onahole Man, Seoul’s worst perverted hero who just puts his fist on a stranger’s uterus, is over,

People don’t move away from me, they gather around.

“Aren’t they still kids? Is it okay to come out and earn money like this?”

“What kind of hero is attracting attention with Twitter and YouTube?”

“There are many kids like that. It’s all a one-season business.”

Then, I heard bad things too.

“……Wait. I’ll go and scold them.”

What are you going to do? I grab Yuuna’s arm.

Yuuna turned around, huffing and puffing.

“They’re saying bad things about you! That’s why I’m angry.”

I soothe Yuuna and take out my smartphone again.

[Hero Alert!]

[Abnormal Gravitational Wave Occurred in A-3 Area]

[A Rank Mission]

[Request for Swift Removal of Demonic Beast]

Like everyone received an emergency disaster message, smartphone notification sounds rang out, starting with me.

“Abnormal gravitational wave?”

“It’s here!”

Soon, a spatial distortion occurred in this place where hunters and heroes gathered en masse.

The “Demonic Beast” that walked out from there was a naked alien-like demonic beast with long arms and white skin.

Its face is so grotesque that it doesn’t look like a human at all.

Its height is about 5m…….

It’s a giant?

「Insight·Crimson」

[Miner of the Galaxy]

[A+ Grade Demonic Beast]

[One of the kin of the universe. It looks like an invader who drifted in, but it is a miner who mines resources]

‘……A+ grade.’

Did it tear through the gravitational wave?

“It’s a demonic beast!”

Everyone came here to fight, but no one rashly stepped forward. The identity of the opponent is so unknown, and no one knows what will happen the moment they touch it.

Like knowing that there is a time bomb in the middle of the city, the appearance of the demonic beast made everyone stiff with anxiety.

We took out our weapons without anyone saying anything first.

Hena prepares by holding a lightning-struck wood staff that enhances magic, and Yuuna holds Ebony Blade and Yukihime in each hand.

I put Python and Glock in my holster and take out Benelli.

This is the best for hunting demonic beasts.

‘Does that also have a personality since it’s humanoid?’

Looking at its appearance, it doesn’t seem that strong except for its size, but…….

“Should we touch it first? What’s the rank? Sanghyuk can see it.”

“It’s A+ rank.”

“Hiek.”

Hena and Yuuna are very nervous.

“What are you all doing? Didn’t you see the order? Remove it quickly!”

At that time,

There was a confident and brave woman who reached out to what I compared to a time bomb before anyone else.

I recognized her when I saw her red hair.

“Hilária?!”

Yuuna’s eyes widened in surprise.

Hilária appeared in light clothing and swung a giant greatsword to smash the alien’s head.

“Haaaat!!”

“Hey, what do you know what’s going to happen! Let’s look at the situation first…….”

“Oh, it’s Hilária. Hilária of Essol Academy!”

At first glance, it seemed like Hilária’s attack had landed perfectly.

But psychokinesis……or should I say,

An invisible, intangible barrier is hindering Hilária’s attack.

“Where do you think you’re going!!”

Hilária, who landed, rotated her body as it was and swung again!

The alien couldn’t even block that and rolled around for a while after being hit by the sword.

Kugugugugung!

The debris of the building is crushed even more finely, and dust rises up.

Hilária Musou [unrivaled]!

If Hilária is here…….

“Keep watching. Hilária.”

A black-haired girl with glasses in the first grade.

At the exchange event, when I was the highest authority in the Infinite Exploitation Village, I also saw her, who bowed her head and asked me to let her stay in the accommodation.

The two were in the same squad!

“I’m doing that. The distortion rate is quite high.”

“I’ll check the reaction.”

“Ah. Husband! My husband came here too?”

‘Did the two of them receive a request?’

Well, it would be strange if there were no named people in this situation…….

“Look ahead, not me! Hilária!”

“Okay. Let’s say hello later!”

Hilária jumps up.

Kibele shouted in surprise.

“Hilária! I said I’d check the reaction!”

“This is faster!”

“Ugh, really……!”

The alien creature shakes off the debris of the building and gets up.

The long stretched arm aimed at Hilária, but Hilária brushed it off nonchalantly and swung her sword again.

She’s doing well, but she can’t break through the defense easily.

“Let’s go. Dive sickness……of course, there won’t be any!”

We also jumped inside and intruded.