My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 240

EP.239 So, Who Gives the Handjob with Breast Milk?

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S-Rank Hunter Nam Suwon clicked his tongue while observing the situation.

‘Are those guys even aware of what they’re up against?’

Not everyone has a good appraisal skill like Kim Sanghyuk to see through an opponent’s rank, but you can roughly gauge the strength of a monster if you know which family it belongs to.

The opponent is that rare and powerful cosmic entity.

It wasn’t for nothing that high-ranked hunters were watching the situation.

On one hand, his blood was boiling.

‘I used to be like that, too.’

The relatively young kids saw an angle that the seasoned pro hunters didn’t.

They don’t know any better, but that’s how the Hilaria Squad and the Onahole Squad got the chance to seize the rewards faster than anyone else.

‘Let’s see their skills?’

Suwon quietly prepared to cast a spell, conjuring water-attribute magic.

Meanwhile, Yoona slipped in, aiming for the Galactic Miner’s rear with light movements.

“I’ll help!”

“Be careful, Yoona-senpai!”

“Ah!”

The Galactic Miner’s tentacle attack lunged at Yoona!

Yoona barely dodged the tentacle with a cartwheel, breaking out in a cold sweat.

‘It’s much faster than I saw from a distance!’

How was he dodging all that and fighting at the same time?

Just as Yoona, realizing the danger of going too deep with that attack, was watching for an opportunity, Hilaria’s greatsword split the Galactic Miner’s body.

Even though the barrier was blocking it, support fire rained down like a storm!

“Tank, go in!”

It’s the basic tactic when dealing with unidentified high-rank monsters.

Push in the tank and see how the opponent reacts with support fire.

It was a standard tactic even found in the Hunter’s Handbook, and the pro hunters in charge of tanking pushed the Galactic Miner into a corner, each with shields reinforced with monster steel.

And support fire rained down from magic and guns.

The problem was, it didn’t even scratch the barrier.

“This bastard! He’s as strong as a mountain!?”

The guy with the shield shouted, groaning from the front.

At that moment.

Bang! Bang, bang!

The 「Reinforced Glock」 bullets fired by Kim Sanghyuk shook the Galactic Miner’s magic barrier.

Not missing the moment when the cracks appeared, Hilaria charged in.

“Haa!!”

Hilaria boldly stepped on the back of the shield-bearing guy and flew up, then struck the miner’s body with her greatsword.

The barrier shattered, and the miner spat out blood!

Not missing the opening, Yoona also quickly slashed through the legs as she passed by.

Sanghyuk’s shots with the Reinforced Glock showed outstanding damage, starting to shake the Galactic Miner’s barrier.

It wasn’t strong enough to land a finishing blow, but it was steadily exerting enough power to continuously reduce the enemy’s defense.

It’s not just because it’s a gun with a lot of monster steel.

Kim Sanghyuk’s 「Tactical Shooting」 skill, and the correction from his high skill.

All of those were contributing to the power.

‘It’s working better than I thought.’

“Hena, can you attack?”

Hena, who had focused her magic on her staff, shook her head.

“There are too many people around, so I can’t.”

“Fall back!”

At that moment, Suwon called out that he was firing magic, and the personnel who had been tanking retreated, and magic poured down on the miner’s head.

It’s the mages’ attack time.

Hena, as if she had been waiting, cast 「Void·Scattershot」 and fired it, and the miner’s body seemed to shatter into pieces.

However, the guy staggered and began to run away, deflecting the magic with his sturdy body, and then began to spew out babies from his mouth.

“Ew! That’s disgusting!”

There was a fervent reaction from the female hunters.

The babies rushed straight at the surrounding tanks, and even that wasn’t enough, they broke through the defense line and began to spread out.

“Hena, come back!”

“U- 응!”

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I punch down the giant octopuses that the miner spat out, one by one.

The sensation, tougher than expected, was transmitted through my hand, but they were definitely weaker than the main body.

Hilaria and Yoona had already taken out four or five each and were running to finish off the main body.

At that moment, a beam of light shot out from the Galactic Miner’s eyes.

「Insight·Hong」 activated.

[Mining Beam]

[A+ Rank Attack Skill]

[Beam for mining ore floating in space]

‘Mining beam……?’

Isn’t that name too shabby for the impact?

I was lost in thought for a moment, but the sound of the laser burning Hilaria’s greatsword snapped me back to my senses.

“Kuuk!”

“I’ll block his eyes, Hilaria!”

Kibele takes off her glasses.

The Galactic Miner, exposed to Kibele’s gaze, froze in place!

‘Now’s the time.’

It’s now or never!

I take out Benelli and shoot right away!

『Personality Excretion Slug』!

Kiiiing…!!

It’s blocked by the magic barrier?!

“You can’t do it that way.”

At that moment, someone muttered.

“You have to break the enemy’s magic distortion first and then inflict damage on the bare skin. Get ready!”

“O- Okay!”

At first glance, he was an ordinary man who looked like an office worker.

But the magic that man used summoned a tremendous amount of water into the atmosphere, and that water was more than just a rapid current. It struck the enemy’s body like a gale.

‘Amazing control.’

Not a single person around was hurt.

The waves went astray, accurately targeting only the enemy.

Hena can now use magic with amazing power, but she hasn’t yet acquired such control.

‘This man is strong.’

The Galactic Miner made a hideous noise like a goblin and writhed.

The magic barrier was shaken by the rapid current and collapsed with a crash!

“Now’s the time. Aim!”

Slug shot, one more time!

I put a slug round into the empty chamber, release the safety, and fire immediately.

Bang!!

Then, as if struggling, the miner wildly fired mining beams around, splitting the bullet and attacking everyone in the area.

Reading the range of his attack with 「Insight」, I quickly stood to protect Hena.

The laser pierces my arm!

‘Kueeeuk.’

It’s hot. I thought my arm was pierced.

But, it’s okay.

Is it thanks to my high stamina stat? The floor melted, but my arm was only burned.

“Sanghyuk! Because of me…… No!”

Hena’s face turned blue.

“Don’t worry. It’s just a little sting.”

“Your skin is bright red……. What should I do…!”

“Calm down.”

This is nothing.

You can tell just by the fact that En-chan didn’t step in. That means I can overcome it enough.

Even if that goddess looks like a child who just whines in front of me, a goddess is a goddess.

I have to do this much myself. Because….

[Saint Erin heals your wounds!]

Burn, restored.

‘I already have a lot of abilities.’

Hena was tearful but was surprised to see that the wound had healed.

“See? It’s nothing, right?”

“Y- Yes……! Healing magic… you knew how to use it…?”

“I have something like that. Now…….”

The guy restored the ‘magic barrier’ again.

Is this the majesty of an A+ rank monster? The defense is really outstanding.

Besides, he was hit by Hilaria’s greatsword with the momentum that would kill even a bear, but he doesn’t seem like he’s going to die.

A skinny arm and legs with a bulging belly…….

You can see that even his vitality is tough with a physique like an office worker suffering from overwork.

While I was looking at the situation for a moment, many casualties occurred, and the man who used water magic protected his body with a barrier and prepared magic again.

At that time,

The mining beam is fired one more time.

Piing……!!

“Kut!!”

The man blocked the mining beam by putting a water shield on all the hunters in the range.

“T- Thank you!”

“I’m alive….”

“We have to run away. We can’t fight an opponent that our rank can handle!”

I feel like we need to push harder here.

Instead of everyone joining forces, they start to back down.

‘I see.’

It’s not like we all gathered to live together.

What should the remaining people do?

Even as people were slowly retreating, it was psychologically difficult to hold their ground against the monster.

Was I the only one who turned my eyes?

Yoona didn’t care and kept fighting.

Seeing her from behind, I made up my mind.

‘If Yoona makes an opening, I’ll shoot right away!’

“Yoona-senpai, I’m going in one more time. The petrification time is 3 seconds!”

“Got it!”

Kibele and Yoona match their moves.

Kibele blocked the Galactic Miner from firing any more beams, and Yoona, instead of Hilaria who was injured and unable to move, jumped in with her dual swords.

“I’ll tear it open myself!”

The magic barrier blocks her again.

Yoona stabbed Ebony Blade into the barrier and tore it apart.

“Sanghyuk!”

I loaded the third bullet.

『Personality Excretion, Moonlight Slug』

This was decisive.

The incredibly powerful lead bullet that swept the floor overcame the mining beam and accurately hit the torso this time.

I didn’t miss the moment when the Galactic Miner was greatly shocked.

“Personality Excretion!”

Byubyubyubyubyuk!!!

“Kyuiiiiiik!!!”

The Galactic Miner tumbled around pathetically, spilling jelly everywhere.

……Ah,

This is personality excretion.

Endure it if you can!

[Level Up]

[Jelly of the Galaxy]

“I caught it!”

Yoona shouted happily, and people stirred.

“Did they catch it?”

“The Onahole Man caught it.”

“It’s not moving anymore…. Thank goodness.”

I hurried over to Hilaria with Hena.

“Hilaria, are you okay?”

“I’m okay. This much is.”

You have burns on your arm?

……It seems like it was a pretty big hit from close range.

She’s pretending to be okay, but Hilaria was sweating profusely.

“Let’s call an ambulance.”

“What ambulance? It’s okay. It’ll get better if you leave it alone.”

I don’t think it will get better…….

We won, but we have no idea why that suddenly appeared.

At that time.

“Oh my! Sanghyuk-kun, you’re here?”

Student Council Vice President, Evangeline appeared.

There’s something like an angel ring floating above her head……. What is it? An angel?

The appearance of a 3rd grade senior with big breasts and a gentle demeanor.

She soon used healing magic to heal not only Hilaria but also all the people who were lying down injured.

“I’m sorry. I was a little late because I was looking elsewhere.”

“Evangeline-senpai, where’s Isabella?”

“She’s moving deeper now. The mist is spreading, so I came to let you know.”

What does it mean that the mist is spreading?

Evangeline chuckled as I stood there with a puzzled expression.

“First of all, anyone who feels like they can’t do it with the battle just now, please leave?”

With a comfortable smile as if she were doing a part-time job, she said.

“Because if you can’t even catch this much, you won’t be of any help. Everyone.”

…….

We weren’t being tested, were we….

We caught such a strong enemy, but there’s not a single word of praise; it’s a harsh world.

“What’s wrong? Sanghyuk-kun.”

“You’re a little……. Harsh, more than when I saw you at the academy.”

“This is the real world, after all~. If I give you sloppy comfort, people will die.”

From the healer’s point of view, I might be sick of seeing hunters who die from recklessness.

“Those who are left will follow the Angel One Squad.”

Next to Evangeline stood assistants wearing white mini-skirts and white coats that accentuated their breasts.

Both of them had neat, blunt bobs with their eyes covered by their bangs, and their figures were as amazing as Evangeline’s.

It’s a bit much to say this.

‘They look like they’re good at milking.’

“Do these kinds of enemies keep coming out?”

At that time, Yoona said.

“Um……. Yes!”

“What exactly is the mist phenomenon? Evangeline-senpai.”

I ask because I’m also curious.

“Normally, we infiltrate with gravity waves to eliminate enemies, right?”

“Yes.”

“When the mist appears, the enemies are attacking us. So, this distance is assimilating with the inside of the gravity wave. The level of danger varies depending on what kind of dungeon it is…….”

“…….”

“Currently, this place is S+ rank.”

This is a slightly different development than I thought.

“Weren’t we going to investigate the Villain Alliance?”

“That’s what I’m saying. Suddenly a disaster started, so we’re in a mess too. It seems like they used a trick because their hideout was about to be exposed…….”

“I understand. Just a moment….”

I called the Onahole Squad together.

Yoona had a slightly worried expression.

“You’re not saying it’s honey like usual?”

“W- When did I say it was honey in this kind of situation?”

“What do you think, Yoona?”

“Um……. It’s difficult.”

This place is quite dangerous.

But the reward will be commensurate.

“The student council president is also there… Sanghyuk, you want to go, right.”

“I think I’ll feel uneasy if I give up here.”

“Then let’s go. If the three of us stick together, we’ll be fine.”

“Um, I also have a trump card.”

I haven’t used everything I have.

“If that guy comes out again, let’s all shake the barrier together and then feed him personality excretion.”

“Okay!”

Hena also nodded.

“Are you okay, Hena?”

“Yes, I can do it.”

Okay.

I went back to Evangeline-senpai.

Evangeline smiles, as if expecting my answer.

“How is it? Have you made up your mind?”

“Let’s go, Senpai.”

“I knew you would. Since you’re so admirable, I’ll give you a reward when it’s over.”

……Should I ask her to give me a handjob with breast milk? From Evangeline-mama….

“You’ll give me something better than that meat, right?”

“Of course~ Tell me anything, to this older sister.”

Hmm.

I can’t resist an older sister with big breasts who will grant my wish…….

“I’ll follow you.”

We followed Evangeline and entered the street where the mist was spreading.

Before that….

“Become an Onahole.”

I go to the Galactic Jelly.

Acquired [Galactic Miner Onahole]!

[Galactic Miner Onahole] (New)

[An onahole made from the personality jelly of the cosmic entity, the Galactic Miner. The quality is good, and it has a mysterious tightness]

[Rarity A] [Personality not damaged (100%)]

[Mysterious Tightness S Durability A Warmth A Reaction A]

It’s an A-rank onahole…… This.

What is ‘Mysterious Tightness’?

I’m curious, but I don’t really want to try it out.

The demon merchant would drool and like it.

[【Mysterious Space Onahole】Collection Effect Achieved]

[Technique + 25]

Wow.

The collection effect is amazing?

As expected, there’s something to it as dangerous as it is.

Strength『214』(Dexterity Bonus +58)

Agility『132』(Dexterity Bonus +58)

Stamina『131』(Dexterity Bonus +85)

Technique『195』(Dexterity Bonus +100)

Technique stat is 295.

Stats that are good enough to be called a full-fledged A-class veteran hunter were being completed.