My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 242

EP.241 Weather Forecaster (Big Tits)

【Eliminate the Galaxy Miners】

【Investigate the Drug Den】

【Investigate the Depths】

【Search for Villains】

There was, of course, no 「Go Help Isabella.」

It’s pretty standard.

“But these all seem like similar missions. Can’t we just do them all at once while we’re going in anyway?”

After all, there will be miners inside,

And a drug den… I guess. Anyway, we’re gradually moving deeper, so we’re also investigating the depths.

“I can explain the differences between each mission, if you’d like?”

“Y-yes… That would be fine.”

Her voice is intoxicating.

I’m captivated by the receptionist’s big tits.

“Each mission follows a different route. Eliminating the miners will lead you to an area with unstable gravitational waves where many miners appear.

For the drug den and the depths, we’re providing location information based on our advance team’s investigation.”

‘I see….’

There was an advance team.

Isabella was also part of the advance team, and she probably isn’t the only one.

Skilled individuals are currently active in various forbidden areas, and the Hunter Association is distributing quests based on their findings….

That seems to be the gist of it.

“Then, should we start by catching the miners? To get used to combat.”

“Yeah. That would be good.”

“I, I’ll do whatever Sanghyuk wants…!”

Good.

Those guys give a lot of experience, too.

First, let’s increase the level of the Onahole Squad. Even against the same opponent, we’ll be able to catch them more easily as we become more skilled.

“Please assign us to 【Eliminate the Galaxy Miners】.”

“Yes, confirmed. Are all three of you participating as a squad?”

“That’s right.”

“Could you tell me the squad name?”

“……”

“……”

We’re just looking at each other.

Aerin tilted her head.

“Hunter Kim Sanghyuk?”

“……Ah……. Onahole… Squad….”

“Onahole, yes, confirmed……. Huh?”

Aerin blushed and turned red in the face.

“Ah, yes……. Um… Hunter, that name is inappropriate.”

“……I’m sorry.”

It felt like I had preemptively claimed a lewd game nickname like 「Slimetitsoftandtender」, and then got reported and had it changed to 「UnwholesomeNickname」.

“Is there a reason you chose this name?”

“His talent is 『Onahole Collector』.”

Yuuna said.

I thought I was already used to it, but the thought of my talent being revealed again in the hunter industry, not just the academy, already makes me afraid.

“Yes, I am an Onahole Collector.”

“…….”

Aerin was desperately trying not to laugh.

…….

“Pfft, heh heh. I’m sorry, Hunter…!”

I waved my hand, telling her it was okay as she repeatedly bowed her head.

“It’s alright. You can laugh your guts out.”

“Sniff, I’m really sorry…!”

It’s really okay.

Thanks to being possessed with this talent, I get to see beauties like Aerin struggling to hold back laughter.

……It’s a complete win. Yeah.

“So, about the Onahole Squad.”

Aerin’s face turned red.

She seems to be pinching her thigh to hold back her laughter.

You don’t have to try that hard….

“Ah, don’t you know I’m the Onahole Man?”

“Ahahaha…….”

Aerin completely collapsed at my devastating Onahole Talk.

Yuuna and Hena next to me are also laughing.

No, why are you laughing so much?

Let me laugh with you.

“Onahole Man, he’s famous…….”

I stood there blankly, muttering to myself,

And thanks to my serious face, the destructive power doubled, and Aerin couldn’t lift her head and just shook her shoulders.

I guess so.

You don’t know the Onahole Man.

I thought I had become famous nationwide and that there wouldn’t be anyone who didn’t know me, but that was just my arrogance.

Thanks to that, Aerin, who has no tolerance for the word ‘Onahole,’ suddenly, a man with the talent of Onahole Collector appeared in the Onahole Squad, and introduced himself as the Onahole Man…….

Even a receptionist who has been through thick and thin would have a hard time handling that.

I waited for Aerin to calm down.

“I, I’ll help you register the squad, Hunter.”

“Is Onahole Squad okay?”

“Yes, it’s a name related to your talent.”

Yuuna added an explanation from the side.

“It’s illegal to give disadvantages related to that person’s talent.”

…….

Am I an Onahole Kid recognized by the country?

The only being who can create an official team name as 『Onahole』 in a country that, before the possession, was rigid and controlling, even banning the import of real dolls!!

What an enormous power is this?

‘……It’s useless.’

Anyway.

It was the moment when our official squad name was decided as the Onahole Squad, not only in the academy but also in the Hunter Association.

“Hunter Kim Sanghyuk of the Onahole Squad, I’ll guide you through the sudden quest.”

“Yes.”

“【Eliminate the Galaxy Miners】 is an A-rank subjugation mission, currently with 13 hunters participating, and the quest is being carried out at points where they are induced to appear.”

“What do you mean by induced points?”

Aerin explained with a satellite-captured map on the hologram panel, showing what the forbidden area currently looks like.

She’s quite efficient.

The receptionist is amazing.

“These are points where the locations of the monsters that suddenly appear due to the fog phenomenon are being induced to gather.”

“Then there will be a lot of them there?”

What we faced,

Was a guy who accidentally leaked out…….

I understand why the Angel One Squad said they had something to do first and were late.

The situation inside was urgent. Losing one on the outskirts is a problem, but if they can’t suppress it inside, dozens of them will rush out.

『If you can’t even catch this much, you’re not helpful. Everyone.』

Evangeline threatened like that,

And many hunters finished grasping their place and left. Among them were many female hunters who were fans of the Onahole Man and came to get belly punches from me.

I felt sad that I couldn’t see them again, but looking back, I think it’s reasonable.

“Aerin, can we even accept an A-rank mission when our average rank is so low?”

Yuuna said, as if suddenly remembering.

“Yes. Those who have come to the danger zone can accept high-difficulty rank missions without rank restrictions.”

“Hmm.”

That’s good.

If I came all the way here and was told to pick herbs in the backyard because I was D-rank, I would have been frustrated and annoyed.

I have a feeling I can raise my rank quickly.

“It will also be a great help for Yuuna’s A-rank screening.”

“A-rank screening?”

Yuuna said, slightly embarrassed.

“I failed it before.”

“Why? There’s no reason for Yuuna to fail.”

“……They said I’m all average.”

All average.

After hearing that, there was a part that matched Yuuna’s abilities.

“The judges must have all been women.”

“……Huh?”

Yuuna, who had been thinking about what I meant, blushed and nudged me.

“W-what are you saying? You idiot!”

Why? It’s true.

If there was something like a female hunter appearance bonus, she would have been S-rank.

Hena, who had been watching quietly, also said.

“Yuuna is… brave. You can’t… know that with stats….”

“That’s right. She always jumps in and fights to protect us.”

“W, well…!! If I don’t do that among us, who will…….”

Yuuna’s face is about to explode now. Like a tomato.

Aerin, who was watching the scene, smiled contentedly.

“You’re really a good squad.”

“We’ve cleared quite a few dungeons together. Ah, how do we distribute the rewards?”

“If you collect a part of the Galaxy Miner’s body as proof of subjugation, we will pay you coins as much as confirmed. Currently, it’s 120 coins per miner.”

120 coins!

If I roughly think about it with the exchange rate before the possession…….

150,000 won [approximately $120 USD] per miner!!

“Let’s go!”

“I’ll be waiting for your safe return, Hunter.”

We were seen off with Aerin’s polite bow and left the base camp.

Something is being filmed near the broadcasting vehicle, so it catches my eye.

……A weather forecaster?

“This is the base camp in Area A, which is currently declared a danger zone. The gravitational waves are currently calm, but they continue to spew out monsters,

And hunters and heroes are being urgently deployed to the scene…….”

Yuuna asked as I looked at it with curious eyes.

“Why?”

“I was wondering if civilians are allowed to be in such a dangerous place.”

“What do you mean a weather forecaster is a civilian? They’re stronger than most hunters.”

“…….”

This world is scary the more I know.

No, am I just not adapting?

If it’s a world where girl groups can run through gravitational waves, it’s not strange for weather forecasters to run, too.

“Abnormal gravitational waves are also a weather phenomenon in a way….”

“…….”

I see.

Here, instead of talking about whether it will rain or what the weather will be like…….

It seems that the weather forecaster is running around as a semi-combatant and informant who reports on the status of gravitational waves.

“Those cameras are all reinforced with mana beast materials. If the fog phenomenon continues, filming equipment and complex machinery will all be paralyzed inside this area, just like in the gravitational waves.”

“I see.”

The basic rules of gravitational waves.

『The more complex the device, the easier it is to break down or malfunction』…….

If the fog phenomenon is the synchronization of the present world and the gravitational waves, then that rule should also be applied to this area.

It may be natural for broadcasting teams to specialize in gravitational wave targets.

“But why are they coming this way?”

A cute weather forecaster with big breasts ran towards me.

“Excuse me, would you mind doing a quick interview?!”

……Jiggle, jiggle.

It’s shaking tremendously.

My eyes were stolen by the weather forecaster’s huge breasts.

The sturdy thighs that came out of the beige H-line mini skirt also looked soft and lovely.

She was a woman in her early 20s who I would want as a girlfriend, with a hair color somewhere between blonde and brown and a dog-like cute face.

“Onahole Man, you’re Jellyman Kim Sanghyuk, right?”

As expected, they have fast information here.

“Yes. I’m the Onahole Man.”

“Would you mind doing a quick interview? We can mosaic your face if you want.”

“No. I’m going to brag about being on TV. Show everything.”

The weather forecaster chuckled.

I’ve seen a lot of pretty women laughing because of me today.

“Okay. This person is hot these days, right? We’ll proceed with an interview with the Onahole Man.”

“Hello. I’m the Onahole Man.”

Meanwhile,

Hena, who realized that this was a live TV broadcast, was trembling behind Yuuna, and Yuuna was comforting Hena.

“It’s okay. It’s okay. The camera doesn’t eat people.”

“Sniff, sniff. Yuuna….”

As for me….

Someone might misunderstand, but I’m also quite scared when I think about going on live broadcast.

It’s something I couldn’t have even imagined before the possession.

But the reason I’m doing this is because I’ve increased my resistance by experiencing the life of a celebrity a little in advance.

I was still getting dopamine from catching a dangerous monster just now. It means I’m in high mode.

“This place is currently declared an S-rank danger zone. Do you think it’s justified?”

“Yes, I think it’s justified. The monsters that come out here are very grotesque and strong.”

“Even so, can the Onahole Man handle them?”

“Yes, I can handle them with one shot of Personality Excretion.”

Reliable! Personality Excretion Hero!

As I proceeded with the interview with that feeling, the cameraman’s shoulders were shaking with laughter.

“That’s great confidence! Even monsters have a personality to excrete! If there’s a Personality Excretion Hero, the citizens can rest assured!”

“I will excrete them all!”

Huh?

Comments like that popped out of the camera as holograms.

I’ve seen that kind of production somewhere.

‘The phone of NTR streamer Isolde, reinforced with mana beast materials.’

Her phone felt like this, too.

[NTRmania]D Sanghyuk

[eueu3394]Who is he? He’s handsome

[SrankAlphaMale]Im Sohyun [the] weather forecaster nerfed her looks lol

[Dchu]Isn’t his rank low? How did he get in there

“There are a lot of comments about your appearance. You’re really handsome. Do you know that yourself?”

“Yes. I know.”

“I’m worried that I’ll look like an octopus because I’m being filmed next to you.”

“Should I frown?”

When I frowned unnaturally, Im Sohyun [the] weather forecaster covered her mouth with her hand and chuckled.

It was true that women laugh just by looking at handsome faces.

I thought they would laugh if I just did some tricks.

The eyes of the big-breasted Im Sohyun [the] weather forecaster, as if she was charmed by me.

I don’t even need a hypnosis app.

“I know you haven’t been active for very long, but how did you get here?”

“Thanks to helping catch Xenobia, I met the President and received a request.”

Huh? Is it okay to say even this?

She didn’t say it was a secret, so it’s okay, right?

“I see. Isn’t that a sure opportunity for success!?”

“That’s right. I want to succeed!”

“Does the Onahole Man support the current president?”

“That……. W-wait a minute.”

Are they going to assassinate her there?

My face flushed as I felt like they were trying to capture my flustered appearance on camera even more.

“No, supporting doesn’t mean that, it’s not that kind of meaning.”

“Then you don’t support her?”

“Why are you doing this to me!?”

Huhuh.

Don’t ask me that kind of question! You big-titted weather forecaster!

I felt my heart ache.

My grandfather’s last words come to mind.

「Never, never answer political questions…….」

In fact, he never left such a will, but it was such a crisis that even a non-existent grandfather came and gave me a will.

“What does the Onahole Man think about the S-class hunter president? Can we see receiving a mission as a sign of support?”

“Um……. I think she’s pretty. I received it because she’s pretty! President Go Eunseo is pretty!”

Avoiding the assassination angle!

[OurPrincess]President’s face is 인정이지 [acknowledged/agreed]

[PatrioticPrincess♡]I want to marry Korea’s princess!!!

[monomono]lol ㅅㅂ [shibal – a Korean swear word] Where are all the President Princess fans coming from? It’s like a ghost;

Phew.

I’m glad I was able to get by roughly with Eunseo being pretty.

“This was Im Sohyun.”

The weather forecaster, who had finished filming the broadcast, looked at me and smiled.

“Were you surprised?”

Is that even a question.

“This is the concept. Everyone won’t take it seriously. Don’t worry.”

“What kind of concept is it? A funny concept?”

“Well, it’s similar. Okay. Let’s move!”

The broadcasting vehicle moves at the weather forecaster’s word.

“See you inside. Onahole Man.”

Sohyun smiled at me.

……The knife that the weather forecaster suddenly pulled out of her inventory was, at first glance, a heinous masterpiece.

‘Ohnaaka [a play on the word ‘Onahole’], what a scary world…….’

I was slightly stunned by the fact that the weather bureau had combatants.