My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 243

EP.242 Delusional Revolution Threatening the President

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“Um… I think you’re beautiful. I received it because you’re beautiful! Supreme Commander Go Eun-seo is beautiful!”

“Pfft!?”

Korea’s princess, Eun-seo, who was watching the broadcast screen inside a helicopter over Seoul, spat out her drink at Onaholeman’s sudden declaration.

“Tsk.”

Chief of Staff Ben, who was on board with her, clicked his tongue.

“This man is not someone the Princess should keep close.”

Eun-seo said nothing.

She was often mocked for being a young and pretty head of state who was useless.

It’s not strange now, though.

‘Why is my heart racing?’

Eun-seo was secretly pleased that Sang-hyuk had called her beautiful.

Hair in a half-updo with long cyan hair, the so-called “Princess.”

The nickname Princess came from her beautiful appearance,

but there was actually a harsher nickname that had been softened since she took office.

Originally, her nickname as a Hunter was “Queen of Slaughter.”

In other words, not a princess, but a queen.

A very scary kind.

Along with Seridwen Evelyn, the “Red-Eyed Empress,” she was one of the leading figures of the golden age of Hunters.

No, she still leads it now.

One as Korea’s only SS-class Master Hunter.

One as the female President of Korea.

‘But I don’t want to just sit and do politics.’

When she gets tired of smiling prettily while holding meetings, she comes outside. Here, there are only enemies to kill, so it’s simple.

Looking down at the “Danger Zone” where red haze was spreading over Seoul, Eun-seo thought.

“What’s the current situation?”

A female bodyguard, Creda, sitting across from her, said.

“The haze is still spreading. The scale is getting bigger and bigger.”

“Like when the Outer God’s domain almost devoured Korea?”

“Yes.”

The biggest reason Korea enjoys relative peace now is because there was a being who exerted overwhelming force against the invasion of external gods trying to exert all kinds of influence.

Sword Saint Eustia.

It’s already been almost twenty years since she died.

Seridwen is considered the strongest Hunter of all time, but who knows what it would have been like if Eustia had been there.

…that story will continue to come up. Because she was a hero who was active during Korea’s most chaotic period.

‘Now that hero is gone.’

The Outer God’s kin only exerted influence in four specific countries, including Korea.

Why did they suddenly reappear?

Why now of all times?

Looking down at the downtown area where the red fog was spreading, Eun-seo sighed.

“You shouldn’t even think about going down there yet because it’s not stable.”

Ben spoke as if he had read Eun-seo’s mind.

“I know, Uncle. Right now, we have no choice but to trust the Hunters and Heroes.”

The haze is known to be a phenomenon caused by massive gravitational waves passing through the same coordinates.

When it is unstable, it is best to infiltrate only a few people to help stabilize it.

If it passes by, it’s lucky, and if it doesn’t, you have to exert your strength then.

If you mess it up from the beginning, you will be caught up in the huge gravitational wave and never be able to return alive.

Because this was valuable information learned from shedding blood in the past,

Eun-seo was only looking for the timing to enter.

‘I believe in you. Isabella.’

「Don’t you believe in me? Madam President?」

……!

Eun-seo suddenly blushed, thinking of Sang-hyuk, who was handsome and intruding on her delusions.

Dori dori!! [Sound of shaking head]

What are you thinking about someone else’s boyfriend!

The delusion didn’t stop, and a shirtless Kim Sang-hyuk approached and pushed her against the wall.

「I want to guard the President’s bedroom tonight…….」

「Hawa……! H, Husband! You mustn’t do this!」

Even herself in the delusion was embarrassed because it was such a ridiculous imagination.

“What’s wrong? Do you need the restroom?”

“…No, Uncle.”

‘Whew.’

Eun-seo sighed inwardly.

‘…Am I not getting enough sleep?’

…Such a seductress.

Eun-seo’s mind became even more complicated as she imagined Sang-hyuk smiling with fox ears and a tail.

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[Quest 【Eliminate the Galaxy Miner】]

[Eliminate as many of the Outer God’s kin, Galaxy Miners, as possible. Reward: 120 coins per miner]

We left the base camp and moved to the location guided by the quest marker.

Space was distorted, and after walking for a long time, the same scenery was repeated, and I was overwhelmed with a feeling of anxiety that I would get lost.

Then, we discovered an alien creature, 5m tall, wandering along the road.

“Wait. Duck down.”

Yuuna and I discovered it at the same time and ducked down.

Should I strike first?

All I need is Personality Excretion [ability to extract the essence of a being].

“How is it? Sang-hyuk.”

「Insight・Crimson」

There are no other miners around.

There is only one alien creature with pale skin, 5m tall, with abnormally long limbs.

And…….

‘That guy. He’s protecting his body with magic.’

With my current strength, there is no way to break through the magic barrier with a single surprise attack and touch the main body.

If it were a Moonlight Slug, I could break through the barrier.

‘Let’s not rush and work with our companions step by step.’

「Onahole Enhancement」

I cast an Onahole buff [enhancement spell] on Yuuna, who would be fighting the miner.

“How is it?”

“Great! I feel so much stronger.”

“The order is for you to break the barrier, and then I’ll shoot a bullet in the gap.”

“C… Can we do it?”

Hena immediately shrinks back.

Yuuna grabbed her hand, who had lost confidence before the important battle, and said as if to encourage her.

“Hena! We’re setting up together. So Sang-hyuk can finish it!”

“Y, yes……! Setup…. It’s a setup. This…. That’s right. I’ve learned it before…. So Sang-hyuk can play an active role…….”

…….

When my two girlfriends are like that,

I just want to hug them because they’re so lovely.

If I had only wanted efficient hunting in Onahole Academy,

the game would have ended by leaving it to Sieun. I could have become the Onahole Demon King, leading the Onahole Legion.

But then the Onahole Squad wouldn’t be what it is now. There would only be one commander left, leading the thorough top-down, Onahole soldiers.

That’s a cool option too. It might be better to get stronger.

But now I like the Onahole Squad that grows with me.

I wanted to raise the two of them.

“I’ll try. Sang-hyuk.”

“Are you okay?”

I gently stroke Hena’s cheek.

Hena held my hand tightly and nodded her head.

“Yes.”

“Sang-hyuk. How about enhancing Hena instead of me? Her magic gets so much stronger.”

“I’ve thought about that too. But it becomes too dangerous if we can’t finish it in one shot.”

It’s right for Yuuna to get stronger in case something happens.

“Hena, prepare the strongest magic you can. That’s the signal.”

“Yes.”

We approached as close as possible without being detected.

“I’ll shoot from here.”

Hena gets up and prepares her magic.

In the tense atmosphere, the maximum power [Void: Scattershot] is charged.

Yuuna was concentrating her strength on her feet so she could jump in at any time.

I, the finisher, was also nervous.

In order to land the strongest attack on the perfect attack chance that the two of them set up, I kept touching the gun body while maintaining tension.

Crouching down and waiting for Hena to be ready for a few seconds.

Both Hena and Yuuna were in super-focused mode to penetrate the magic barrier right now.

Hena’s trembling completely stopped.

The moment the 「Scattershot」 was fired, I felt that it was similar to the weapon I use.

Of course. Because it’s a scattershot.

The point is, why did the magic take that form…….

I felt strange when I realized that she was only thinking about me.

Puhaaaak!

“Kieek!!”

The magic that Hena shot hit the miner’s torso exactly.

The magic barrier, scattered!

But it’s still not enough. It’s not completely naked. The miner’s magic barrier, seen with Crimson Eyes, is still spreading like a thin mist, preparing to interfere with my attack.

Moreover, the miner recognized us in 1 second and started running towards us.

“Yuuna!”

“Yes!!”

Yuuna, strengthened by the Onahole buff, squeezed in between and slashed the barrier that Hena had scattered with Ebony Blade.

Chwaak!!

It’s open!

[Tactical Shot activated]

Aiming the Benelli, I stop breathing.

It’s the beauty of a shotgun to aim roughly and shoot, but for now, I recall my memories of when I was active…….

I erase unnecessary movements of my muscles and shoot at the very center!

Taang!!

“Personality Excretion!”

Slug Shot!!

The miner’s body, which was running, couldn’t withstand the impact of the S-class Benelli hitting its bare body, and it stretched out its legs as if electrocuted by a high-voltage current, fell, and rolled on the floor.

It’s amazing durability to take that head-on and only bleed as much as a fingernail.

However, the jelly was pouring out uncontrollably.

“Hena! We did it!”

“We did it? Really?”

Yuuna and Hena hugged each other.

“Kyaa!”

“We did it! We did it!”

Cute girls…….

“The finish is left. Hena.”

“Finish? Ah!”

Hena runs to the jelly with quick steps.

“Become an Onahole!”

「Become an Onahole」

뿅! [Sound effect]

Hena picks up the plump Onahole, which has been transformed, with a bright face like a puppy playing with its owner.

“I brought it! Sang-hyuk!”

“Good job. Good girl.”

Before I knew it, I was scratching under her chin and stroking her head.

Hena is so happy to pick up one Onahole, and a smile spreads across her face.

“Now, shall we make some money?”

Yuuna said, her eyes shining.

That’s right. The important thing is money.

As proof of subjugation, I cut off the miner’s ears and put them in my inventory.

“Make the jelly into an Onahole, cut off the shell and take it! This is completely profitable, isn’t it? How many bowls of mala soup is that?”

“You could build a tower with empty bowls of mala soup.”

“Let’s go!”

By the third time we met, the tension had decreased a lot,

Maintaining a good state of concentration, we began to capture the miners by matching our attacks before they could do anything.

If Yuuna and Hena’s setup goes well, the rest is to shoot with a shotgun, one-shot, one-kill Personality Excretion to take down the miner,

and quietly recite.

“Become an Onahole.”

One, two, three……!

The Onahole Squad found and dealt with 12 miners throughout the morning.

“Hoo.”

It’s going well, isn’t it?

“My magic power is running out. Sang-hyuk.”

“Ah. I should have left some in preparation for going back.”

“It’s proof that we worked hard!”

Yuuna seems to be in a very good mood.

How could she not be, having dealt with twelve A+ class monsters?

“Let’s go back and eat.”

We return to the base camp for settlement.

Aileen, the receptionist with big boobs, greeted me with a smile.

“Hunter Kim Sang-hyuk. You’re here?”

I want her to do that bow only to me in the bedroom….

“I caught a lot. Receptionist.”

“I’ll help you with the settlement. ……Wow!”

When I took the miners’ ears out of my inventory, the receptionist’s eyes widened as if surprised.

I don’t know if she was really surprised or if it was a reaction service…….

As a man, I dare say that it was definitely a reaction that made me want to go back to the hunting grounds and catch more!

“You’re really amazing. Hunter! To collect so many in the morning.”

“Haha.”

“I’ll help you settle the quest clear reward and the loot reward, for a total of 1,840 coins.”

Should I give you my student ID?

“Yes, it’s completed.”

It’s amazing that they can do deposits and withdrawals in a place like this where you can’t even use your phone.

Did they strengthen the bank’s computer system with monster power…….

I check the coins on my student ID while thinking such useless thoughts.

[Etssol Academy Student ID]

[D grade]

[Kim Sang-hyuk]

[Coins held – 2,678,549]

Um. I confirmed the deposit…….

I divide the share to the two of them.

“Take 650 each.”

“That much?!”

Yuuna clings to me, delighted.

“I love our leader so much!”

“Am I the leader?”

“The person who gives money is the leader!”

That’s accurate.

“Hena, take it too.”

“U, um. Thank you…….”

I took the remaining 540 coins.

Now I have 2,677,249 coins.

I’ve collected quite a lot of coins from the Xenovia subjugation reward, selling Onaholes as usual, and this and that.

‘I’ll earn more if I sell Onaholes.’

In fact, a total of 13 Galaxy Onaholes are my main source of income.

How much would it be if I sold them all?

Just imagining it makes me happy.