My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 246

EP.245 Leveling Up with Cash

『The Devil Merchant』

Like a mirage appearing to someone lost in the desert, the Devil Merchant subtly appears when a Hunter is at their lowest, selling them what they need most at the highest possible price, then disappearing.

You can’t even beat them up out of spite.

[Goblin King] [Devil Merchant]

[The one who commands the Beast Kin『Goblins』. His power, which once rivaled God, is comparable to an SS-Class Hunter.]

It’s because they’re ridiculously strong.

Having become wise enough to gauge what an SS-Class Hunter level means, I thought,

‘It’s a relief I didn’t think about robbing him.’

I had somewhat expected it through the explanation I saw with Insight…….

Originally, there’s no way I could have an equal trade or even a conversation with such a transcendent being.

If this is the Cosmic Territory, the Devil Merchant is a black hole that even sucks in light. His affable smile is even scarier.

But, we’re united by Onaholes in the Cosmic Territory!!

Stand back, black hole.

It’s the same hole, but the feeling is completely different.

“Now!! Whether it’s strength, magic, or agility! I’ll sell anything for our Onahole collector, Kim Sanghyuk! Tell me what you desire!”

The word 『Onahole』 has a mysterious power, and when attached to a fearsome being, it has the effect of instantly making them seem manageable.

From “Goblin King who blasphemes even God” to “Goblin Uncle who likes Onaholes.”

“First, I’ll buy her magic power.”

I pull Hena forward and stand her in front of me.

The stats that Goblin Uncle sells are delicious!

“How much would you like to purchase?”

“200!”

“Hoo!? That’s quite a lot!”

“Hiii…… S, Sanghyuk… I… I can’t buy that much even if I take out a loan…….”

“Ihihihik, don’t worry.”

The Goblin King gets excited and starts grooving.

“With your physique, there are plenty of ways to repay it…….”

“Uncle, if you don’t speak respectfully to my friends, I won’t buy any Onaholes.”

“Aigo!! I’m sorry!”

“Physique……?”

Hena realizes the uncle’s sex joke and covers her chest with her arms.

“Ugh! No way. Only Sanghyuk is allowed.”

I hug the sensible Hena tightly.

“You’re not taking out a loan. I’m buying it for you. Do you know the fastest way to get stronger?”

“What is it…?”

“Cash.”

A fact that hasn’t changed before or after possession.

Money is the best.

“Magic power… Kya……!!”

“Please stay still!”

Hena’s magic power increases dramatically. I could feel that the amount of magic power that unconsciously flowed gently in her body had changed drastically.

“How is it?”

“355…….”

That’s more than Stella, isn’t it?

“Good. You did well.”

“I, I only received…. Ugh… This feels like cheating……. My conscience is pricked….”

“Show me a happy face.”

“I’m so happy! Sanghyuk!”

Hena hugs me.

Where can you find a boyfriend like this?

Yoona is also looking at me, seemingly not expecting anything, but with anticipation in her eyes.

“Should I buy my stats now?”

“Ehem! Hehm!”

Yoona clears her throat.

“You’re already strong, Yoona. Hena needs help, but…….”

“Ah, right…….”

Yoona smiled sadly, as if she was ashamed of her expectations.

“Sorry, sorry! I was shameless…….”

Seeing that, my heart ached, so I immediately grabbed her hand and pulled her over.

“Just kidding. I’ll buy it for you.”

“Ah……. Ah…!”

“Why are you accepting it and moving on?! Do you think I’d openly discriminate against you guys?”

“Ah…… You’ve already bought me so much… It’s not like it’s cheap……. either.”

Damn it.

How can I not buy it for you?

I hugged Yoona tightly and ruffled her hair.

“I set the stage for you to get angry, but you’re so cute!”

“Ah…… Aeuugh. How can I get angry? Without any conscience….”

I’ll buy it for you.

I’ve decided to buy it for you.

“I’ll make you an S-Rank Yoona.”

“Ah……!! Ah……. Hehe…. I really met a good man….”

Yoona looked up at me in my arms.

“Make me an S-Rank girlfriend!”

I can’t stand to see Yoona, who even modified my child, in danger.

Let’s power up here.

I bought 100 of each of Yoona’s overall stats, inflating her size.

Strength 100, Agility 100, Stamina 100, Skill 100.

Upgraded all the basic 『Four Stats』.

Yoona’s eyes widened as she checked the rising stats.

“Wait a minute. What are you doing…? My basic stats are different from Hena’s. If you buy them like this……!”

“That’s right. With the coins Sanghyuk currently has, he can’t buy that many stats.”

I turned to look at the Goblin King.

“Is it okay? Uncle.”

“Hmm?”

“I think I’ll earn quite a bit here. Can I sell it all to another merchant?”

“……Haha. I can’t sell stats for free either. This is really…… precious. Although it can’t compare to Sanghyuk’s Onahole.”

“Half price.”

“…….”

“…….”

I cut the price coolly.

I know I can’t get it for free, but it’s not hard to find another merchant who will sell it to me at half price.

Then the King’s expression becomes a little complicated.

“Heeuuum. Let me ask you something, Kim Sanghyuk.”

“What is it?”

“You already have the authority to overcome this territory, so why are you so obsessed with raising them?”

The Goblin King seems to see it.

What kind of divine power I have been granted.

Yes, I have the power to overturn even difficult territories.

The condition is a fatal wound, but if I call, the game is over, and I also have the reliable Jingsoo-chan [a nickname for a close female friend, implying a level of trust and reliance].

There’s also Lucky Lecher, who uses reality manipulation to make any enemy a victim of perverted sex.

If you only ask if it’s possible, it is.

The problem is that the handling method is not so clean.

If I call Jingsoo-chan, she becomes a constant breast-vagina-obsessed sexual harassment machine,

I have to appease the busty high-leg beautiful girl in real time…….

Lucky Lecher is omitted below.

“My girlfriends will do better if I pull them along. I’m just trying to shorten the time to get to where they were originally supposed to go.”

It’s the same with paying cash for game characters.

Ultimately, it’s about shortening what you could originally do.

That is the key.

“I’ve gotten stronger a little too quickly now. I’m just trying to match the speed and walk together.”

“Hoo…… In short.”

The Goblin King grinned.

“You’re a romantic, Kim Sanghyuk.”

“…….”

……I’ve never heard that before.

Romantic? Is that so?

“You’re right……. Mr. Devil Merchant.”

Yoona smiles shyly.

Hena also smiled.

Why am I a romantic?

“Me? Why?”

“It’s not romantic if you say it out loud.”

Why is it romantic?

Why do only you guys know and I don’t?

What’s wrong with strengthening my girlfriends?

“???”

“Trusting in the romantic Kim Sanghyuk, I’ll take a loss. I’ll do it at half price. Only for that woman’s strengthening.”

“Tsk…….”

“Therefore, you only need to pay 8.6 million coins.”

“I’ll only buy about 50 agility.”

“1.2 million coins.”

Purchased.

[Coins Owned – 1,865,955]

Like the ebb and flow of the tide.

All that money was sucked out, but it was worth it.

“See you again, Sanghyuk! You must be safe until then.”

“See you again, Uncle.”

Strength『214』(Encyclopedia Bonus+58)

Agility『182』(Encyclopedia Bonus+58)

Stamina『131』(Encyclopedia Bonus+85)

Skill『195』(Encyclopedia Bonus+100)

(Hidden) Magic Power『10』(Encyclopedia Bonus+6)

(Hidden) Charm『999』

(Hidden) Injustice『0』

Checking the status window.

I supplemented the agility, which was relatively lacking even with the encyclopedia bonus.

I can’t feel it right now, but…….

“My body feels lighter.”

“My magic power has increased a lot.”

The two were surprised and felt the change.

I spent a lot of money…….

Let’s see what happens now?

「Insight·Hong」

Activation……!!

Whenever I found a miner, we ran towards them.

Galaxy Miner Found.

“Kyaaak! Save me!”

There are even civilians who haven’t evacuated!

「Onahole Enhancement」!!

“Yoona!”

“Yeah!”

Yoona ran quickly and kicked the Galaxy Miner.

I heard that her body feels light, and it was true.

I was impressed to see her almost flying and kicking him. I could see the shock from Yoona’s kick shaking the windows of the building.

In the gap where the miner fell……!

“This way!”

I rescued the female citizen.

“Why didn’t you run away yet?”

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry……! I thought if I held on, it would go back to normal, but a monster with a spear… sob……!”

“Don’t worry.”

The female citizen puts her arm around me and clings to me.

I think this is a bit selfish.

“Help me! Hold me!”

“Ah… Yes. Don’t worry. I’ll finish it soon….”

I pat her back.

In the meantime, Yoona was confronting the miner who had gotten up.

She is smoothly buying time by dodging or deflecting the mining beam.

She was much more relaxed than before.

“Hena! I’ll avoid it on my own. You can shoot!”

“Are you okay?”

“I have plenty of time! Shoot!”

It was a call that showed Yoona’s confidence.

Shoot even if you get caught in the attack range!

Hena, who uses magic, trusted Yoona and immediately took action.

Woooong……!!

Magic power is concentrated at one point.

It was [Void: Scattershot] made through the exact same process, but the atmosphere was different.

Hena’s scattershot not only tore through the barrier but also blew away half of the miner’s torso, killing him, and the floor was dented.

Yoona stayed in place until she thought the miner couldn’t avoid it, and it hit accurately with the two’s teamwork.

Hmm?

There’s nothing left to excrete?

“Ah…….”

Hena sighed.

“I can’t make him cute if this happens……. I have to control my power.”

Making him cute means Onahole, right?

It was a scary thing to say.

Yoona, who returned, puts her sword away and smiles.

“Hehe. As expected, S-Rank is the realm of superhumans. I’m starting to see things I couldn’t see before? I feel like I’m flying when I get a buff.”

“That’s right. Don’t worry. We’ll take you safely to the base camp.”

“T, thank you. Strong hunters…!”

We protected the citizens and returned to the base camp,

I witnessed the scene of the Angel One Squad led by Vice President Evangeline rescuing the injured citizens.

There are more people who haven’t evacuated than I thought.

You should run away quickly, but it’s difficult for anyone to abandon everything in the place where they live.

Evangeline looked very busy.

“I rescued one disaster victim, Senior.”

“Ah, Sanghyuk! You did a good job.”

As I slipped out of the temporary sickbay container, Yoona was surprised.

“Hiek. There are three times as many people as when we came.”

“That’s true.”

I can see Eirin-nuna is also busy with reception work.

Several more broadcasting vehicles have entered.

I also saw Reporter Lim Sohyun, who went out for the 「Deep Investigation」.

“You’re back soon?”

“Ah. It’s a bit difficult to break through the deep places.”

“Sohyun-ah. Do you know him?”

“Huh? Ah……. Just. A C-Class Hero.”

I’m B-Class?

I seem to be the only one who knows that, so I decided to keep my mouth shut.

Next to Lim Sohyun was a cameraman with a fierce impression and a large build.

“Why is an academy student in a place like this?”

“Ah. I’m a hero.”

“Hmph……. You’re C-Class.”

“But I’m strong.”

When I said that,

The staff who were moving the broadcasting equipment started laughing.

“Hahaha!”

“He’s a funny guy.”

“That’s right, he’s not only handsome but also good at joking.”

I’m not joking!?

Being treated like a child is enough when I’m getting a handjob from Sooyoo.

Reporter Lim Sohyun smiled softly.

“Onahole Man. Do your best. But don’t go to places that are too dangerous.”

“…….”

Yoona’s eyes were shining.

“The Meteorological Administration is so cool…….”

“……I don’t understand why the Meteorological Administration is showing off….”

“Huh?! How fierce is the competition for weathercasters! They only accept S-Class Hunters.”

“Really……?”

Reporter Lim Sohyun, you were a strong and pretty hunter. Originally…….

I acknowledge that you have the right to treat me like a child.

No, people on the front lines will only see me as a child.

Especially if I’m doing quests that pick up scraps on the outskirts.

“We’ve gotten stronger. Let’s go to the deep places.”

“Shall we?!”

Yoona doesn’t stop me, saying it’s especially dangerous.

“Don’t you want to test your overflowing power? You guys too.”

“Yeah!”

Even Hena agrees.

“Good.”

Let’s aim to get an interview with Reporter Lim Sohyun!

We went to Eirin-nuna,

We returned the existing extermination quest and took on the 【Deep Investigation】 mission.

“Hunter, the risk rank of this mission has increased a lot. There have also been reports of a new entity being discovered inside…….”

“That’s why we’re going. Please, Receptionist-nuna.”

“Hmm…… You weren’t injured in the miner extermination quest, and you rescued the citizens……. Okay.”

In fact, we who received the government’s request do not need the Hunter Association’s official quest mediation.

It doesn’t matter if you suddenly go into the deep places.

Even deeper than the deep places.

Even to where Isabella is.

But.

‘Let’s go step by step.’

Isabella, honestly…….

To the extent that me pushing her down and having sex with her will remain one of the few legends of Onahole Academy,

If you consider the actual level of strength, there is too much of a difference.

It would be better to narrow the gap even a little and then meet her with confidence.

“It’s getting dark, Sanghyuk.”

“Hmm.”

The hunters who went out are coming back.

「Insight·Hong」

In that darkness, only my red eyes shone.

“Let’s go.”