My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 255

EP.254 Mess with Me and You’ll Spill Your Jelly

Just being an onahole collector is dizzying enough, but an onahole conqueror?

“Kim Sanghyuk! Congratulations. What did you learn?!”

“Sanghyuk, congrats on your second awakening….”

『Second Awakening』

That’s what they seem to call this phenomenon.

I was happy that everyone was celebrating as if it were their own business, but….

“Not everyone’s growth curve is a staircase. There are cases where you grow with a bang all at once. The prime example of that is….”

“Second Awakening…….”

I couldn’t honestly be happy.

I’ve only just gotten used to the water temperature here,

What kind of lewd skill will it be this time…….

It’s not that I hate it, but knowing the lewd level of the Erogame Goddess, I can’t help but fear what kind of bizarre play I’ll be forced into.

Yoona and Hena looked at my expression and became sullen.

“……Is the skill performance bad?”

“No. Let me read it for a second.”

……The atmosphere got a bit weird because of me.

It’s definitely a good thing.

How long has it been since I acquired a talent skill after 『Concealing Onahole』, the transparent onahole?

2 weeks? 3 weeks? It hasn’t been that long, actually.

Anyway…….

Shall we take a closer look?

『Onahole Territory』 The power of a god that spreads the territory of an onahole that enforces certain rules. Within the territory, you can enforce rules on opponents of lower status than yourself.

【Rule 1】All heroines judged as mating targets are 『Onahole』-judged, and they cannot dare to resist the dick of 『Kim Sanghyuk』, the only male in the territory.

【Rule 2】Not yet acquired

『Onahole Warming』 An essential process that always accompanies the use of an onahole. It warms the onahole. Makes any woman enter a superconductive pussy-sex-preferring state where resistance becomes zero.

……God’s power?

I’ve never become a god of onaholes?

Could this be a training process to become the god of onaholes?

No way……?

Even the first rule revealed is very lewd from the start.

How did I learn something like this?

If I were compared to a lord or a king, would there be any citizens who would live under a king who declared such rules?

…….

「Master’s Onahole Utopia has finally opened♡」

「I will do onahole aesthetics research here」

……Why is it that Kushina and Shieun, who are sleeping in my inventory, come to mind at times like this.

…An onahole utopia where onaholes can live….

Ugh, my brain……!!

Kim Sanghyuk

100 Lv (Etssol Academy D-Class)

Market Value 676,345 Coin

Strength『234』(Dex Bonus+58)

Agility『212』(Dex Bonus+58)

Stamina『151』(Dex Bonus+85)

Technique『215』(Dex Bonus+100)

(Hidden) Mana『10』(Dex Bonus+6)

(Hidden) Charm『999』

(Hidden) Dick Size『25』

Why did I awaken such an ability?

What did I do today?

……There’s only one acquisition condition I can think of.

【Reaching level 100 while possessing the Onahole Collector talent】seems likely.

Is this the result of the 「Onahole Academy」 protagonist reaching the high ground after persistent training?

“How is it?”

In a space where time has stopped…….

En-chan peeked out.

“Do you like it? Sanghyuk-nim!”

“I feel like I’ve suddenly reached the ending branch.”

“Well, I told you. I already got rid of things like the difficulty level of Onahole Academy.”

“That’s right…….”

I’m also one step away from drawing a cheat item.

To be honest,

It’s too childish to just gather pretty girls and live a life of being worshiped.

Isn’t that only possible in a lewd Erogame [erotic game] world?

But this is that Erogame world, isn’t it?

…….

“I’m very, very much looking forward to Sanghyuk-nim’s incredibly lewd journey to becoming an Onahole God♡”

En-chan smiles cutely.

Although it’s a slightly twisted taste, En-chan wants me to happily enjoy what she likes.

If it was a taste I really couldn’t accept, it would have been really mentally difficult.

“I’ve recently realized something.”

“Yes?”

“I think I have a hard pure love preference.”

“Hard… pure love… what is that?”

“I just made it up.”

En-chan tilted her head.

“Hardcore pure love? It’s pure love but hardcore?”

“It’s pure love, but I like seeing my favorite heroine plugged by my huge dick, drooling and exposing her ahegao [facial expression of sexual climax] face.”

“Wow. Pervert…….”

“Who’s calling who a pervert?”

“I also really like seeing a pretty heroine going 「Ogok, Ogok」 and reaching a deadly climax with an ahegao face, but I’m curious about who Sanghyuk-nim’s dick is aiming for!”

“…….”

I stared intently at En-chan.

“Sanghyuk-nim?”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

“Ogok-ogok at the end of pure love! That would be great too.”

“You used to hate pure love, but now you want to dip into it?”

“Yes!! Actually, I’ve seen quite a lot of that, so I’ve come to like it too. If you complete 「Ogok Pure Love」, are you going to show it to me too?”

Of course.

“Who else would I show it to besides you.”

“……? There are many mysteries today? Anyway! To become a lewd god of onaholes, you must first become the Onahole King!”

“King of all onaholes…… This is….”

If I became such a thing,

I feel like I’d be doing something wrong to all the Erogame that use 『Onahole』 material.

“For the sake of my pure love, I’ll cater to your lewd tastes first.”

En-chan’s eyes sparkled!!

“Then!! I’ll also let you learn the authority 「Onahole Roid」, so turn all your male friends into pussies and let them ahegao-ogok with Sanghyuk-nim’s dick!”

“Ugh, damn it! No!”

I forcibly pushed away En-chan, who was running towards me with the shining authority in her hand.

Why is this little girl so aggressive!

“Hehe, please accept it!”

“No way, damn it!! I’ll never do that! What’s the point if they only look pretty? If the material is male, it’s confirmed gay the moment you stick it in!”

“Oh, come on! If you look carefully in the academy, there are trap characters [male characters designed to look like females] too, you know?”

“The moment you send that character near me, we’re breaking up. Got it?!”

“Hmph!!?”

Trap and TS [transsexual] are forbidden!

En-chan became sullen with the 「Onahole Roid」 authority in her hand.

“I’m such an idiot for thinking I’ve become a bit more like an Erogame protagonist!”

“I have my likes and dislikes too! You keep wanting to develop an Erogame, don’t you?”

“Hmph…… I got it.”

En pouted.

Even if you pout, what’s not allowed is not allowed.

“……You said you’d at least become the god of onaholes.”

It was a line I blurted out naturally following the flow, but Hena and Yoona looked at me in surprise.

Oh no!!

Time stop is over!?

Where did that damn goddess go!?

“…Ah, um…….”

Yoona looked at me with pitiful eyes.

“I, I see…. God of onaholes……. I’ll support you no matter what path you take…!!”

“No! Wait a minute. That’s not what I meant….”

“Sanghyuk who’s high from his second awakening…… is cute….”

“I’m not high!”

No, if I raise my voice like this, it really sounds like I’m high.

It’s the same as seeing a boyfriend who declares that he will become the god of onaholes after looking over his new skills in the eyes of his girlfriends.

I felt my face burning.

“I’ve gotten used to Onahole Man and Onahole Squad, so there will come a time when the God of Onaholes will become cool too. Yeah.”

“It was a slip of the tongue!”

“Sanghyuk who’s high… is cool….”

“If you keep teasing me, Hena, I’ll turn you into an onahole first!”

In order to hide my embarrassment, I spoke in a deliberately cheerful voice, and the moment I grabbed her breasts.

“Ugh.”

Hena looked at me with a lustful look in her eyes, as if saying 「Please turn me into an onahole, Master」.

Flinch.

My dick is reacting.

“……Are you going to… turn me into an onahole…?”

“Ah, no….”

Even Yoona’s cheeks are turning red.

First girlfriend’s sex appeal is amazing…….

The atmosphere suddenly became like an Erogame….

“W, weren’t we not usually like this.”

“Hena took the story about turning her into an onahole seriously….”

“Sorry……. I thought you were serious….”

So if I declare it seriously, you’ll accept it…….

“We’re pure love. Just a little hardcore. But….”

Looking at the newly acquired skill, I was sensing an irresistible flow.

“I don’t know if this will be maintained even if I become the god of such things.”

“I’ll get angry if you treat me like an onahole, you know?”

Yoona said confidently.

“……Yoona. Turn around and stick out your butt.”

“Don’t joke around.”

“Does it sound like a joke?”

“…….”

Yoona looked into my eyes and flinched…….

Turns around and lowers her pants…….

“You said you’d get angry!!”

“Ah, ugh……. But…….”

Yoona, who put her clothes back on, was trembling in my arms with a disarmed expression.

“You’re ordering me with eyes that make my uterus throb…… You….”

“…….”

What are uterus-throbbing eyes.

“I think I know.”

Even Hena is sympathizing.

This game is ultimately 「Onahole Academy」

Treating pretty heroines like onaholes is the default. I feel dizzy with that lewdness, but somehow, I’m enjoying it.

…….

“Let’s stop talking about onaholes and move on.”

“Okay. If you want to turn me into an onahole, tell me…. Sanghyuk!”

“My, my body temperature has gotten hot…. Even though we haven’t fought….”

I deliberately ignore my girlfriends’ lewd lines and move on.

I’ve become an onahole conqueror from an onahole collector, but

Onahole Territory and Onahole Warming are not very helpful against monsters. What helps when catching monsters is heavy lead bullets, and…….

“Haa!”

It’s my girlfriends who are with me.

Yoona quickly cleared the first floor of the shopping mall building, which was swarming with minions of Eunha, like a home shopping building left behind after the zombie apocalypse.

I said I would do it, but that girl.

New Landscape Painting Slash? She’s strong…….

Yoona lightly grabbed the Ebony Blade and swung it around, instantly slicing through the mutated humans.

“We need to hurry if we want to save people.”

Yoona winks while saying that.

“I’ll take the second floor….”

“Wait.”

I stopped Hena.

“There will be merchants who will be harmed if you destroy the building. Let’s leave it to Yoona.”

“Ah, okay!”

“Protect me in the meantime.”

“Okay!”

I also secretly touch Hena’s breasts.

“Let me touch your breasts too.”

“Ehehe, okay…♡”

Black-haired, busty academy student Hena has become my breast pet!

While I was fondling her like that, the inside of the building was almost cleared, and we came back down to the first floor.

“Anyway, this place is a restricted area, so most of the buildings are empty and abandoned. You can just destroy them.”

“Really?”

It was a restricted area before the danger zone. Right. I almost forgot what we came here to do.

“Let’s go to the basement too. Sanghyuk.”

“Basement?”

Is there anything more than a parking lot?

When I think about it, I think it’s a good place to hide.

There were traces of a siege here. There were traces of moving vehicles like barricades and stacking them on one side to fight.

The person who moved the vehicles was probably someone in the industry who had a lot of strength stats?

It also seemed like miners had come in and engaged in combat here, rather than minions.

In the midst of the mining beam tearing up the parking lot…….

“Is someone there?”

「Insight・Crimson」

My crimson eyes found something that was thoroughly hidden.

Hearing my words, Yoona and Hena immediately took a defensive stance. They were now my trustworthy team members, almost like special forces.

So I put strength in my voice and said.

“I will attack if you don’t come out right now.”

Still not coming out?

“3, 2…….”

As soon as I started counting, a group that was camouflaged with a black curtain appeared from the corner.

But.

They’re kids……?

“Who are you guys?”

They are all standing back-to-back with the fallen woman in the middle, wary of us.

“Don’t come near the teacher!”

Teacher?

The one who is bleeding and collapsed is a blonde nun.

Her complexion is very pale?

“What the hell are you guys? Didn’t you hear the evacuation order? Where did you sell 119 or 112 [emergency services numbers] and do this here?”

“…I told you not to come!!”

“Sanghyuk!”

Whoa!!

A girl who looks about eight years old spat out flames and attacked me.

Yoona immediately stepped forward and blocked it with the Ebony Blade, but it’s quite hot….

A child’s firepower is no joke.

“Don’t come! We don’t need your help!”

‘These guys…. What are they?’

The hostility is no joke?

Ding-dong.

At that time, a strange bell rang in the gloomy underground parking lot.

“Are you here? Everyone?”

What is it this time?

A priest was standing at the entrance to the underground parking lot.

I immediately recognized that he was related to the nun. A man in his mid-50s, neatly dressed in a navy blue priest’s robe.

His graying white hair was neatly combed back, and his face was wrinkled enough to not hide his age, but he was well over 180cm tall and had a very solid body.

Why is a priest wandering around here alone?

The situation is strange…….

“No, are you? Are you perhaps hunters?”

“That’s right.”

“Then, have you not seen a child and a blonde nun?”

“Why are you looking for those people, Father?”

After a brief pause, the priest said.

“The orphanage was attacked by monsters, and they were scattered. I came to help the priests and children.”

“…….”

An orphanage was attacked?

Was there an orphanage in the restricted area?

“As you know, those children are abandoned children who have been cursed with talent.”

I don’t know. Such world-building explanations….

Anyway, are they kids with some problems?

“Perhaps because they are very fierce and dangerous, our nuns have had a hard time controlling them. I am very worried. I wonder what has become of them now…….”

“I understand what you’re saying, Father….”

“Are they perhaps there?”

Flintch.

The children’s expressions look pale.

The priest shook the bell in his hand from side to side, making a sound.

Ding-dong.

“Everyone. It’s time to go home.”

“…….”

Ding-dong.

“Snacks are also prepared. Do you remember the sound of the snack bell?”

I stood there without moving until the end.

“Hunter? You can leave this to me.”

“That’s strange.”

“What do you mean?”

“The feisty kids who were shooting fire at me can’t say anything when they see you.”

“Hmm……. This is….”

“Kids, should I help you?”

At my words, the children shouted.

“P, please help me!! Oppa [term of endearment used by younger females to address older males]!”

“Hyung [term of endearment used by younger males to address older males]!! Save me! That person is a bad person!”

“That’s what they say. Bad priest.”

The priest smiled crookedly.

“Hunters are usually stupid, so they always choose the side that shortens their own lifespan.”

“I think you’re the one who chose wrong this time.”

[【Get the Big Boobed Blonde Nun’s Drug Pussy Quest】♡]

[The Goddess of Erogame likes this quest!]

‘En-chan!!!’

Please!

The atmosphere collapsed like my heart.

I’m just posing like a hero of justice right now!

It looks like I’m moving because a young and pretty blonde nun’s pure pussy is at stake as a reward……!!

[En-chan says she likes a righteous Onahole Man who steps up at times like this!]

She wants me to do a sword dance?

Oh well, I don’t know. Damn it!

“Dare you touch my onahole candidate? Wanna spill some jelly?”

[Goddess’s Approval+8♡]

[Goddess’s Approval+18♡]

Look at her liking it with hearts after I accepted it.

Do you like making people lewd Onahole Men that much!?

Just wait and see if you don’t give me good items later!

“……A hero?”

The priest’s smiling face was distorted hideously along countless wrinkles.