My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 257

EP.256 Welcome to the Onahole Territory

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The vile priest revealed his true nature and immediately attacked Hena.

He’s aiming for our squad’s mage first!

“Hngh!”

Faster than me,

Yuuna, empowered by the Onahole buff, intervened, blocking the priest’s fist with her swords!

“Who are you? You look young. I thought you’d be A-grade at best, but you’re quite capable.”

“I don’t know who you are, but wearing a priest’s robe and throwing punches out of nowhere… you’re a villain, aren’t you!?”

Crack, crackle!!

Yuuna’s twin swords and the priest’s large fist clashed, scattering sparks across the parking lot.

“I am merely a lamb serving God. A young student doesn’t need to know much.”

“Doing villainous things in a priest’s robe? Do you enjoy making honest religious people look bad? You can’t even take off your mask in front of that young student, you despicable bastard!”

Clang!!

Yuuna pushed the priest back with her strength. The priest seemed surprised, blinking his eyes.

“Hoh… a buff? With this much buff, I should have attacked the man first……”

“Think I’ll let you?”

『Landscape Painting Slash』!

Yuuna quickly slashed past the priest, aiming for his neck with Ebony Blade.

“Hmph!”

However,

The priest, defending himself, immediately turned and caught the sword.

The priest smiled.

“You’ve never killed anyone, have you?”

“Ugh!!”

“When you stab, you have to do it with the intention of killing me and turning me into a lump of meat, understand? If you can’t do that, you should aim to cut from the start.”

“Sh, shut up!”

Mana is concentrated in Hena’s thunderbolt staff.

The priest flinched and jumped back to evade.

Hena’s attack magic, [Void: Magic Bullet], landed in three spots on the ground.

“Conversely, you are boldly only thinking of killing me……”

“Don’t touch Sanghyuk and Yuuna… I’ll get rid of you.”

Now’s the time!

“Kushina!”

I aimed for the moment when the priest’s foot stopped and jumped in.

The priest seemed slightly flustered, probably not expecting me, who he thought was just a buffer, to jump in.

Kushina appeared in her transparent Onahole state, aiming for the priest’s side.

『Onahole Buff Conversion – Kushina』

『Onahole Clone Martial Arts』!!

As the priest raised his guard, Kushina’s roundhouse kick struck his side like an awl.

“Keuheok!!?”

“Ready to spill your jelly!?”

I planted a left into the priest’s stomach, who had lost his balance.

Puh-wuh-uhk!!

“Persona Excretion!!”

Linked with Onahole Clone Martial Arts……!!

Persona Excretion·Joint Technique!!

“Eungeoeok!!”

The priest hurriedly retreated, clutching his stomach and sweating profusely.

“Wh, what was that just now……”

Keuek…… my hand is all tingly.

Is the stat difference that big? His abs are as hard as steel…!

I exchanged glances with Kushina and pushed him again!

With Yuuna joining in, the priest was being attacked from three directions simultaneously, but…….

“Hup!”

Just what is this guy!?

He’s dodging and countering all the attacks coming from three directions like a master of Chinese martial arts. [Wushu]

Has he already adapted to the invisible transparent Onahole!?

As I struggled, the kids shouted.

“Jelly Oppa, fighting!”

“What’s Jelly Oppa?”

“He’s Jelly Man. That oppa!! He has something super strong! If Oppa wins, jelly will come out of his butt!”

Kids, don’t say embarrassing things like that…!!

“Make him spill jelly from his butt!”

“Jelly Hyung!!”

Strangely, apart from the embarrassing feeling, strength surged within me.

Is this what it feels like to be a hero?

I shouldn’t get used to this!

“Yuuna!”

“Yeah!”

[Onahole Buff Conversion – Yuuna]

It doesn’t matter if the priest’s stats are higher.

We’ve had time to coordinate our moves!!

The priest’s defense was open as he tried to respond to Yuuna’s quickened sword strikes, and a kick……!

“Hmph!”

Pretending to put it in!

The priest flinched, trying to catch the kick, and took a step back.

At that moment, Kushina immediately threw a punch, stopping the priest’s movement…….

As I prepared to rush in, the priest raised his arms in a peek-a-boo style, solidifying his defense like a turtle.

I took out a gun.

Swish.

『Persona Excretion Slug Bullet』

『Moonlight』

Thung!!!

The priest’s body floated up.

Crazy, he endured it?

It’s about time he spilled his jelly, but he stubbornly endured, exhaling.

“Keueueuek……. Damn…. He uses bizarre skills….”

“Having a hard time holding it in? It’ll be easier if you pee in your pants.”

The priest dusted off his clothes and stood up straight again.

That’s when I realized.

‘The stat difference…….’

It seems bigger than I thought.

None of my attacks worked except for Persona Excretion……?

Other than getting some dust on the priest’s clothes…….

“I have no choice. I don’t care if the kids are torn to shreds……. Shall I ring the bell.”

Yuuna’s expression hardened.

“What did you just say! You bad bastard!”

“Yuuna!”

There wasn’t even time to stop her from calming down.

As if to assist Yuuna, who had rushed out, Hena’s magic bullets rained down from the air, bombarding the priest.

“Getting excited only makes your movements simpler!”

Puh-uhk!!

The priest’s fist struck Yuuna’s side.

However. Yuuna didn’t falter.

She gritted her teeth and swung her sword as if she was prepared to take a hit from the start!

As a result, the priest couldn’t avoid getting a deep cut on his face either.

Blood splattered!

“Keuk, you……!! A tiny little girl who hasn’t even weaned off her bottle yet!”

“It’s not over yet!”

I was surprised.

Kushina and I were also surprised and watching. Yuuna’s movements were one step faster than I knew.

“Let’s assist Yuuna! Master!”

“Yeah!”

We need to set her up?

We stood on the priest’s side to help Yuuna, who was full of anger, and stabbed attacks, blocking him from escaping.

“You keep bothering me!”

In fact, the slug bullets are also endured by the body, so our punches aren’t a big blow.

But Yuuna’s sword attacks are threatening to him!

The priest tried to grab Kushina’s arm to deal with the invisible Kushina first, but due to Kushina’s exhibitionist talent trait, where she sometimes ignores damage with her skin,

Kushina’s arm was slippery like it was oiled, so it just slipped out without being caught.

“What!”

I know that feeling of emptiness well.

Even when I catch Kushina in a close combat, I use 『Lucky Lecherousness』 to squeeze her breasts to attack.

“My skin is a bit slippery, isn’t it? I’m sorry.”

“Keok!!”

Puh-ook!

Yuuna’s sword pierced the priest’s stomach.

Got him!!

“Hoo-eut…… hoo… how is it…….”

“Yuuna, twist it!”

Listening to my words, Yuuna immediately twisted the sword and pulled it out.

Chwah-ahk!

“Keuheok!”

“Immediately Persona Excretion!”

Just as I was about to end it by planting a Persona Excretion smash on the wound.

The priest took out a bell from his chest and rang it, and we were bounced back by the shockwave created by the sound.

“Keuk!!”

He had a hidden defense measure…! My head is ringing!

Is that bell-ringing skill his talent?

Yuuna hurriedly approached and supported me.

“Are you okay? Sanghyuk?”

“I was just pushed back. What about you?”

“Yeah, I’m okay. I could endure it.”

Hena is also okay…….

The priest clutched his stomach, which had been pierced by the sword, with his hand and said with a ferocious face, as if chewing on the air.

“Shall we stop here? I have remembered your faces.”

Is he thinking of running away!?

“Onaben Open!”

I summoned the villain Onahole from S-class villain origin, 『Kang Sieun』.

Light cyan hair, pale skin like a corpse, curved goat horns above her head.

“Did you call me?”

Sieun’s perverted, voluptuous body was in a transparent Onahole state, as with Kushina, because it wouldn’t be good for the children’s education.

“Sieun, catch that guy!”

Sieun opened the hole of 『Man-Eating Jar』.

Shhhhhhh!!

The priest was being sucked in.

“Keut!!? This is…… Antique……!?”

What.

Does this guy know Sieun from her villain days!?

“Do you know who that guy is?”

“He’s an S-class villain. The boss of an organization called Black Star Society.”

“Antique, are you there? Why are you siding with the heroes!? Have you lost your mind?”

“…….”

Sieun didn’t answer and kept her mouth shut.

Jingle jingle!

At the same time as the priest’s bell rang, the jar Sieun was holding shattered.

“Ah……!”

“What…….”

Sound wave attack!?

Sieun, the strongest among us, isn’t working…?!?

“My jar…….”

Sieun seemed genuinely disappointed, looking at the shards of the jar and hanging her head.

“Where did you sell your antique, 『Naked Goddess』?”

“I don’t have it…….”

…….

I’m the one who broke and ate that.

I felt a pang of guilt inside.

……We rapidly grew stronger in the forbidden area, but Sieun remained the same inside the Onaben.

I pulled her out like a trump card…… but is Sieun not working either?

Sieun held out her ample breasts and apologized to me as if she was sorry.

“Sorry……. Master.”

Ah,

I failed to manage my expression.

When I realized that Sieun couldn’t do it, I must have had a completely despondent look in my eyes.

“Ah, it’s okay.”

The priest rings the bell.

“Snack time!”

‘Damn…!’

The opponent is stronger than I thought. If he’s determined to run away, I can’t catch him.

I use Hongan [Mind’s Eye skill] to grasp the information of the bell skill.

[Bell Sound Calling the Demonic Beasts]

[S-Class Lure Skill]

[Strengthens and summons the demonic beasts of the territory.]

‘Was this what he meant by saying he didn’t care if they were torn to shreds…!’

He summoned the demonic beasts to the underground parking lot!

“I’ll come and find your corpses later!”

“Wait!!”

Yuuna shouted, but he had already left the parking lot.

“It’s okay.”

I got up and assessed the situation.

Everyone’s attention is focused.

“Everyone, listen carefully. Demonic beasts will soon swarm here.”

Based on the skill information I just read…….

“Everyone, help me. We’ll clear the incoming wave. Kushina, Sieun, help too. Hena, prepare magic towards the entrance…….”

There’s no time to worry about the escaped villain.

Because even more dangerous guys are swarming in!

“They’re coming!”

Soon, vibrations echoed above the underground parking lot.

Empowered by the bell sound calling the demonic beasts, the 『Soldiers of the Galaxy』 are swarming in!!

As I instructed, Hena immediately poured buckshot as soon as they poked their heads out.

Puh-hwa-ah-ah-ah!

2 kills!

But it doesn’t end, and they keep swarming in from behind, one after another!

Yuuna flinched when she saw Sieun standing next to her.

“I’ll fight with you.”

“Villain……. Antique…….”

“…….”

Antique and Yuuna’s eyes met.

“Because I’m an Onahole. I won’t rebel.”

Yuuna sighed and gripped her sword tightly.

“……Help me. We can’t do it with just us.”

“Okay.”

Sieun opened her inventory.

“Do you have something good? Sieun?”

“The saddle used by General Hannibal Barca in the Battle of Cannae [Ancient battle between Rome and Carthage]. It’s precious to me…….”

Sieun took out a dusty antique and hugged it dearly.

“I’ll try to stop them with the ability of this antique, 『Cavalry Raid』.”

“In the underground parking lot……?”

Cavalry what…?

Sieun soon gathered mana and unleashed the power of the antique.

『Antique Collector』’s talent is activated.

Suddenly, ghostly cavalry units burst through the parking lot walls, gathering all the Soldiers of the Galaxy to one wall like a torrent of water released from a burst dam.

Kugugugugugu!!

The sound of ancient hooves echoes in the modern underground parking lot!

“Wow….”

Both Yuuna and I just exclaimed in admiration.

Amazing….

The demonic beasts gathered on one side were blasted away by Hena, who concentrated her attack magic and blew them up along with the wall,

And in that way, she quickly cleared eight Soldiers of the Galaxy.

“Nice!”

Our Sieun is excellent at defending in a narrow place…!

There was no reason to be discouraged.

As an Onahole conqueror, I just need to grasp the characteristics of the Onaholes and find a slightly better way to utilize them.

While dealing with the continuously swarming demonic beasts…….

“Kushina. Take the kids and the injured nun and go up to the building!”

“Yes! Master!”

“And…….”

Just as I was dealing with the swarming demonic beasts in order…….

In the meantime, an individual I hadn’t seen before appeared.

[Invader of the Galaxy]

[Overwhelming Female General Belsted]

[SS+ Grade] [Special Individual]

[【Minion of the Universe】A 【Great General Individual】 with command and control over 100,000 or more soldiers, an invader united by absolute loyalty to the Queen.]

Everyone let out startled breaths.

Because a cool beauty with sturdy thighs and healthy-looking, barely covering her breasts and vagina with Galaxy Soldier-material armor,

Was turning the underground parking lot into a runway.

Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack.

The sound of high heels changing the genre.

I was feeling a familiar taste.

‘I was wondering why the genre has been disaster lately. En-chan [Eroge genre].’

Right……?

Of course, the higher-ranking individuals are pretty vaginas,

That’s the promised rhetoric of Onahole Academy!

‘If the general is this pretty, how pretty is the queen…….’

Female General Belsted, with alien blue eyes with snowflake patterns drawn on them,

She flaunted her skin and even features that were so pretty that they didn’t feel human, and wore her hair long.

It’s incredibly soft-looking straight hair. Even a single strand of hair that had fallen out was absent, and the straight hair with a texture like molten metal was shimmering with violet light.

‘What an unrealistic appearance…….’

Height is in the early 170s…?

Her breasts are also huge, making her a frame reminiscent of Hilaria or Brigid.

This time, everyone except me was flustered.

Because no one would have imagined that such a vulgar enemy that would only appear in erotic games would appear.

“Humanoid… minion…?”

Yuuna opened her mouth.

“Was it you guys who made that annoying noise?”

It wasn’t us!!

For a moment, I even thought that maybe they would understand if I said it.

But essentially, that woman is also a minion of the universe, a Galaxy monster.

It’s not the time to have a calm conversation. She might be much stronger than the S-class villain who ran away just now.

But, if the opponent is a vagina.

I won’t lose.

“All of you, evacuate following Kushina. I’ll stay.”

“Sanghyuk?!!”

“Listen to me. Yuuna.”

“But, but!”

“This is my fight. You know.”

Still, to Yuuna, who was tearful as if she was uneasy about leaving me behind, I said.

“I won’t lose to an Onahole.”

“……Onahole…?”

The strong-willed female general frowned as if the word Onahole bothered her.

“Go. Rather, it’s because you can’t be here.”

“……Okay! I’ll be waiting!”

“Do some first aid for the nun.”

Everyone hurries back to the building.

Female General Belsted stared intently at me, who was left alone.

“Thank you for waiting.”

“I was just watching because I was touched by the sight of you struggling to save the females with that weak body.”

“Do I look weak?”

Beneath her broad shoulders, her whole body is overflowing with strength. I can feel vitality in every single finger joint.

It’s hotter now than when I fought the priest.

“I will personally tear you apart and make you realize your weakness.”

Terrifying magic gathered in Belsted’s hand.

Enough magic to tear me apart,

No, enough to make this building itself disappear.

[『Lucky Lecherousness』ON]

[Reality Manipulation Strength – Top]

“No…….”

That’s not it.

[『Lucky Lecherousness』OFF]

“…….”

I quietly looked at the female general.

“Have you decided to accept death? Weak male.”

[『Onahole Territory』Release]

[【Territory of the Universe】Invading…….]

[Invasion Impossible]

Is it the limit to just take over this underground parking lot with my power yet?

Belsted’s eyes wavered as if she realized that something had changed.

The magic power is not condensing and is starting to scatter.

“Magic power……!! What did you do, you bastard?”

【Rule 1】All heroines judged as mating targets are judged as 『Onahole』, and they dare not resist the only male 『Kim Sanghyuk』 in the territory’s pussy.

“Rule number one. The pussy I like is judged as an Onahole, and they dare not oppose me.”

Belsted keeps reaching out to me as if she’s trying to cast magic, but nothing happens.

That’s obvious.

Because Belsted is a pussy.

In this territory, they cannot dare to oppose the dick-bearing male─me.

I quietly declared.

“Welcome to the Onahole Territory.”