My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 266

My Onahole Academy – Episode 265 (266/670)

EP.265 Presidential Special Address

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At the same time, Choon-won, the head of the Black Star Society, was in a hidden building, examining the wound on his stomach.

“Keuheok!”

When his subordinate poured disinfectant on the wound, Choon-won lashed out, grabbing the man’s neck and starting to strangle him.

“You son of a bitch! Do you want to meet your maker [die]?”

“N-No! The boss told me to pour it!”

“Damn it. Because of that academy bitch…!”

Choon-won was furious, blood vessels bulging on his forehead.

While his subordinates tended to his wound, he smoked a strong cigar and gritted his teeth.

‘Her name was Yuuna, right? I’ll kill that bitch no matter what.’

To be defeated by some no-name bitch, when he wasn’t even facing a famous S-class hunter… his frustration soared.

“To leave such a wound on the boss, she must be quite skilled.”

“The Lord says, there’s no defense against being ganged up on.”

“So, should we gang up on her too?”

“We have to, um…”

“What about the Saintess?”

Choon-won became thoughtful at his subordinate’s question.

‘Where did she run off to?’

There’s nowhere for that bitch to escape.

The only place the wanted Saintess could go is a hidden family…

If she had one, I would have brought her in and used her a long time ago.

I’ve confirmed several times that Shins Beze is an orphan.

I killed all the bastards who approached her, pretending to help.

Beze must be completely alone. That’s the only way she’ll rely on our organization.

I even set up an 「Orphanage」 to use the children as leverage, but I never expected her to run away with all the kids…

“Let’s find her trail.”

“Boss.”

“What is it?”

“Monsters are getting stronger, and most of our members are either seriously injured or have run away.”

*Swoosh.*

Choon-won, who had risen to his feet, put on a black coat over his uncharacteristically muscular body.

“That’s why we need to find her quickly, right? Our cash cow. In the name of the Lord, Amen.”

“Yes…!”

“If we have that bitch, we can make a comeback no matter what. If you get out of here, your position will be quite high.”

“I’ll find her! Boss!”

‘Beze. There’s no way to survive by abandoning the organization. Nothing will help you.’

Choon-won sharply cut off the end of his cigar.

While the 「Black Star Society」 was tracking Shins Beze, a strange change was occurring in the Cosmic Zone.

『Black Crystals』 appeared in various places.

After giving the monsters organizational power, they blocked the hunters’ attacks, making it difficult to proceed.

Hillaria and Kybele’s team were no exception.

“Hillaria. A command entity has appeared.”

Kybele adjusted her glasses and recited the newly updated hunter guidelines.

“It seems the danger level has increased by another level. Should we withdraw soon?”

“It seems my husband has gone deeper in?”

“…That senior’s party has a strange growth rate. That means they have better potential than us.”

Hillaria said, looking deep inside the zone.

“Let’s rest and explore a bit more, Kybele.”

“Do you like Sanghyuk that much?”

“What do you mean like? He’s my husband! My husband, okay?”

“Tsk. Whatever…”

Black-haired, busty receptionist, Eirin, pressed down on the panel with the new hunter guidelines.

‘Hunter Kim Sanghyuk…. I hope he’s okay….’

It’s well past lunchtime, but he hasn’t returned.

The hologram panel showed the comments of weather caster Lim Sohyun.

“…Currently, many high-ranking heroes and hunters are struggling in the deeper depths for the safety of citizens, and the Dark Miasma is spreading even wider. Perhaps this is a recreation of that day. What warning is the 『Cosmic Zone』 sending us? This has been weather caster, Lim Sohyun.”

Nam Suwon, who had risen from his sickbed, was also watching the broadcast.

He is an independent S-class hunter who contributed to updating the hunter guidelines when the Galaxy Soldier first appeared.

‘I thought it was a dangerous zone, but this is no ordinary matter….’

The identity of the Dark Miasma is 【Cosmic Zone】

At first, the disaster phenomena within the forbidden zone were simply reported, and not much information was spread.

But now, almost all citizens are paying attention to the Cosmic Zone that has reappeared in Korea.

Thanks to the sensational headline, 「The Zone that Killed the Sword Saint」.

As a result, people’s anxiety swelled up in an instant, and monster photos, taken from who knows where, were manipulated as 「Monsters Escaped from the Forbidden Zone」

It rose to real-time trends, and all sorts of conspiracy theories spread, taking advantage of the situation. Panels claiming to have professional knowledge appeared on broadcasts and said,

「If there is no quick response, a great disaster will befall Korea」, urging the government to respond quickly, and YouTubers busily amplified it.

Lim Sohyun’s aggressive gravity wave reports also caused a stir in the community.

For example…….

[Weather Agency Gallery]

Writer: Gigaller2

Title: Lim Sohyun Weather Caster Underwear Pics

(Lim Sohyun fighting hard in her underwear)

Sohyun’s tits are crazy lololol

The monsters are nowhere to be seen lol

– Wow lol Re-signing move lololol

Is that a human or a cow?

Boyfriend is so lucky

ㄴ Sohyun doesn’t have a boyfriend

ㄴ Bullshit lol How do you know

ㄴ They’re all dating behind the scenes

Isn’t she showing it on purpose? I’m uncomfortable

ㄴ If you’re uncomfortable, adjust your posture

Writer: Gigaller11

Title: What is this Lim Sohyun Weather Caster?

(Sohyun moving gif)

Is that a bunch of condoms under her flare skirt??

ㅗㅜㅑ [Korean internet slang expressing surprise or excitement]

The comments continue…….

– A retard imagining things

Don’t play with real people

ㄴRetard

ㄴYou too

I know her tits are amazing, but is she a whore or a weather caster?

ㄴIt’s good, right?

ㄴBeing able to sit comfortably and watch the weather caster’s tits is the right world, right?

But it really looks like something’s inside

So what if it’s a condom? What can you do to Sohyun?

Lol She went to have sex with her handsome boyfriend~

It’s probably just a decoration, it’s too puffy to be a condom? Is it a balloon?

ㄴ What kind of decoration do you hang on your panties? It’s definitely a condom

……Of course.

Most of the stories were about Sohyun’s 「aggressive body」.

But among them, there were also people who seriously watched Lim Sohyun’s broadcast.

Writer: Gigaller5

Title: Lol But isn’t Korea fucked?

I’m a fan of Sohyun, so I watch the forecast often

Before, it was almost a live broadcast of monster slaughter

But this time, they’re struggling to catch one

If a former S-class hunter says it’s tough, how strong is it? If there are a lot of those, isn’t it really fucked?

– There are already stronger entities

ㄴ Really? S-class?

ㄴ It’s more than S-class

I’ve already prepared to leave Korea?

ㄴ Where is there a safer country than Korea?

ㄴ That’s old news now. S-class monsters are walking around like they’re taking a stroll

Writer: Gigaller9

Title: I’m predicting the future

The current level of the forbidden zone in Korea can’t stop it

You know that Sword Saint Eustia died trying to stop that before, right?

From now on, the hero bubble will burst

And the villain alliance will rule the world

– Go to the villain alliance gallery

These kinds of bastards are everywhere

Do you think Master Hunter is a joke?

Yeah, he’s locked up in Xenovia Correctional Facility~ He can’t get out now~

As the trend of Dark Miasma-related content and disaster forecasts exploded in just one day.

Korea’s largest company, SD, also issued a press release stating that it was considering dispatching a squad through internal discussions,

Everyone began to pay attention to the government’s response.

And…….

“Evangeline! Emergency patient.”

“Chairman!?”

Isabella appeared at the base camp with Quintia, who was dripping blood.

“Stretcher!”

Quintia was rushed into the temporary sickbay.

“How is she?”

“It seems she met an enemy with amazing swordsmanship. The wound… is very cleanly opened.”

“What do you mean?”

“The cells aren’t damaged. If it heals, there probably won’t be any scars left? What did she fight?”

“…….”

Isabella closed her mouth.

Even though she saw the opponent directly, she couldn’t say anything.

「Red Swordsman」…….

Appearing like a mirage, attacking Quintia, indiscriminately destroying the surroundings, and then disappearing somewhere.

Should I have chased after him?

It seems dangerous to recklessly rush in. But I couldn’t leave him alone.

“It’s okay. Whether it was luck or she twisted her body, she avoided a fatal wound.”

“Thank you.”

“Now, tell me what happened.”

“I found what was wandering inside.”

Quintia stirred and grabbed Isabella’s hand.

*Flinch.*

“…Mom…….”

“……She’s calling the Chairman ‘Mom’?”

Isabella turned her head away.

“Don’t mind it. She’s delirious. Anyway…….”

“If it’s Sanghyuk, he’s out on a mission.”

“I don’t know if he’ll be okay, the monsters have gotten quite strong.”

It was a rare sight for Evangeline to see the cool student council president worrying about her man and being restless.

“……Why are you smiling like that?”

“Nothing~ I just thought you were a nice couple.”

“Did you see or hear anything?”

“If it’s Sanghyuk, his growth rate has been good lately, and oh, it seems he’s been doing a lot of naughty things~.”

Isabella cleared her throat and changed the atmosphere.

“……Not the latest news about my boyfriend. I was talking about the situation here.”

“Ah!”

Evangeline smiled mischievously as if she now understood.

“Let’s hear who you did naughty things with later.”

“What if it was with me?”

“…….”

“…….”

A lukewarm and strange energy flowed between the two women.

“Evangeline. We’re on a mission now.”

“The situation is not much different from yesterday. Because the zone is spread out, we’re busy treating the injured who are pouring in, let alone searching for the Villain Alliance.”

“Any clues about the zone?”

“Other than it’s an incredibly dangerous zone? Honestly, I think it’s time for us to step back and let professional corporate hunters in.”

Just as Evangeline was saying that.

Two of Angel One Squad’s nurse assistants peeked out.

“Excuse me. We have a guest.”

“Oh my, who is it when I’m talking to the Chairman?”

“That… you have to see for yourself….”

Eunseo appeared, pushing aside the hesitant nurses.

When Eunseo, with her elegant appearance like a noble lady, with her purplish-blue hair half-tied, appeared,

The temporary sickbay suddenly felt like a social gathering place for nobles.

“Your Excellency!”

Isabella hurriedly turned around.

Evangeline was also quite embarrassed by the appearance of President, Go Eunseo.

“Sorry for the sudden visit. Student council juniors. I overheard you talking just now…….”

“Are we withdrawing now?”

Eunseo shook her head with a bitter smile.

“No. You have to do a little more. Actually…….”

[Presidential Special Address will begin soon]

[00:24:32]

Letters flowed down like announcements on everyone’s hologram panel.

“…I’ve decided to set up the command center here.”

“Ahaha…….”

Evangeline was smiling, but she wasn’t so happy inside.

A premonition of even more intense work…….

Eunseo seemed to know that, so she had an apologetic expression.

“I’m sorry. I don’t want to make my academy juniors do this, but we have to hold the zone tight and deal with it well so that people can rest assured.”

“What’s the reward?”

“Evangeline.”

Evangeline put her hand on her hip and didn’t back down to the Chairman.

“The Chairman can stay still. If you work for free at times like this, the Chairman might be happy, but the people below will die [from overwork].”

“Heroes should save people without expecting anything in return…….”

Eunseo chuckled.

“Of course, we plan to prepare appropriate compensation. For each and every one of you.”

“I’ll help as much as I can. Your Excellency.”

“Thank you. Isabella. Especially since you recently caught Xenovia and your stock is high, people will be very relieved if you take charge.”

*Nod.*

The clever Isabella already knew how she was being used.

“Before you deploy the squad, no… before that, I want to try to solve it if I can.”

“Good. What about that assistant? Isn’t she here?”

“Ah, yes. I think she’s inside now.”

“……Isn’t she D-rank? It’ll be dangerous….”

Eunseo was slightly surprised.

Kim Sanghyuk is exploring the inside of the Cosmic Zone……?

Although she hasn’t directly caught a Galaxy Soldier, Eunseo is also an S-class hunter.

She knew that Kim Sanghyuk and his colleagues were not at a level to conduct internal exploration.

“He’ll be fine.”

Isabella said.

“He’s stronger than he looks.”

In that one word, a deep trust in Sanghyuk seemed to be deeply embedded.

“Sanghyuk isn’t destined to die a dog’s death~~.”

“Is that so?”

What makes them believe so much?

Eunseo was also slightly curious.

“Anyway, I’ll help you here too.”

“Your Excellency? It might be dangerous.”

“The command center must have a commander.”

“…….”

That’s when the commotion broke out outside.

“Monsters!”

“Monsters are coming. Your Excellency!”

“Oh, really?”

Monsters had appeared, but Eunseo didn’t panic and turned around calmly.

“Shall we go, Isabella?”

“Yes, Your Excellency.”

“We can create a good stage before the address.”

As the three people came out of the temporary sickbay container,

Soldier entities commanded by the 『Black Crystal』’s wavelength were flocking to the base camp.

Guards surrounding Eunseo to protect the VVIP [Very Important Person].

It’s like a black fence to protect Eunseo.

In it, only Eunseo, wearing white clothes, shone brightly.

“Now, let’s fight.”

Returning to her main job, she smiled at the monsters.