My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 3

Chapter 2 – (Really) No Choice But to… This is Awkward

Besides those things, there were terms like ‘Lucky Lecher’ and unfamiliar speech patterns that made me cringe.

What I could vaguely gather was that I was considered handsome thanks to the 『Divine Body』 buff. The rest? I didn’t really care.

First things first, I needed to wash up.

It’s the first step to avoiding becoming the older brother my pretty younger sisters hate.

‘Wow, there are a lot of toiletries.’

Being an only child, it’s my first time living in a house with so many women, so I’m honestly a little overwhelmed.

I cautiously reach for a bottle of shampoo.

Zzzt!!

“Ugh!”

What was that? Static electricity… but it felt more dangerous, like a shock. My whole body is tingling.

Looking in the mirror, my eyes are glowing red, and I start to understand what just happened.

[『Insight・Crimson』 activated]

[Stella’s approach prohibition barrier magic]

[Power – D]

[Duration – C]

[Activation condition – When that idiot touches my stuff]

…….

She put up a barrier telling me not to touch her things?

When I picked up the bottle next to it, an even stronger electric shock coursed through my body this time.

Crackle!

“Kugh!”

That’s… quite painful.

Should I just give up on washing and go out…?

“Oppa? Is something wrong?”

Then, Serena’s soft voice came from outside the door.

If it’s Serena, can’t I trust her?

“Do you know where my toiletries are?”

“Didn’t you say you don’t use that stuff, Oppa…?”

……?

In a house where two younger sisters live, he only washed with water…? Seriously?

“……I’ve decided to start washing properly from today.”

A moment of silence.

Serena said from across the door, “You can use mine. The one on the right is safe.”

Hearing Serena say it’s safe, it seems like the previous protagonist and Stella have argued about this before.

Was not washing some kind of power play on his part? How ridiculous.

Seriously, that’s so unhygienic….

Remembering the white t-shirt stained with grime, I scrubbed harder than usual.

[『Lucky Lecher』 until 58 seconds]

[Touches younger sister Serena’s breasts]

……What, this again?

The mysterious ability, Lucky Lecher, suddenly activated. Seriously?

Touch my younger sister’s breasts? Are you kidding me?

Even though I don’t see Serena as a blood-related sister, and I could potentially see her as a romantic interest if we weren’t related, suddenly groping her chest is still out of the question. That’s insane.

I decided to ignore it.

Wiping off the water and opening the door to the dressing room, I realized that Serena was still waiting for me there.

“Serena? Why are you still….”

“Huh? Ah, I thought there were some things to wash….”

She was holding the t-shirt that I had taken off and thrown down.

“I’ll do it.”

Don’t touch dirty things with such pretty hands. Ugh, that’s such a cheesy line.

Before that thought could fully form, my body moved on its own.

And….

“Kyaa…!”

My foot slips.

“Whoa…!!”

At that moment, I started falling towards my younger sister with soft black hair and violet eyes….

I remembered what 『Lucky Lecher』 was supposed to do.

A cringeworthy trope often seen in old romantic comedies. You fall and get entangled with a female character in an awkward position, leading to an embarrassing but ultimately positive experience. Ugh.

In reality, it’s undoubtedly a crime. Assault, even.

The idea that a girl’s face turns red from a surprise touch and she suddenly develops feelings is just ridiculous….

‘No way!’

I used every muscle in my body to try and avoid doing anything wrong.

‘Wait a minute….’

If she falls backward, she’ll get seriously hurt!

To protect Serena, I instinctively wrapped one arm around the back of her head, and with the other hand, I… grabbed Serena’s breasts.

Squeeze……!!

“…….”

“…….”

Touching them twice… there’s no denying it’s sexual harassment…!

I immediately took my hand off and got up.

“Sorry.”

“…U, uh-huh. The floor is slippery, you have to be careful. Oppa….”

What kind of outdated trope is this? Oh, goddess of eroge [a genre of Japanese video games with erotic content].

I was dizzy with guilt, having suddenly done something so inappropriate to my younger sister.

It was true that I was…pleasantly surprised by the feeling of her breasts, which were softer than I had imagined.

At this stage, the voice of reason was shouting loudly inside me.

‘We might be able to develop into that kind of relationship later. But not now.’

I help Serena up.

“Are you okay? Does anything hurt?”

“……Oppa…. Something’s changed.”

“…….”

Strictly speaking, it’s a different person now.

Serena didn’t seem to hate me, even after experiencing such a thing. That’s concerning.

In her sparkling purple eyes, there was an undeniable curiosity.

[『Lucky Lecher』 activated]

[Slips and grabs younger sister Serena’s breasts with both hands]

?? What the hell? Is there no cooldown on this thing?

“Just a moment.”

This is a difficult situation in many ways.

My brain and my… other brain are both simple, and just thinking about the feel of Serena’s breasts made it swell up and threaten to burst through my pants. Great.

This is also a problem. If ‘Lucky Lecher’ is activated one more time in this state, I’m definitely going to be labeled a sex offender.

If my brother is like a beast, erect and fondling her breasts, Serena’s kind heart will reach its limit, and I will start a new life in prison. No way!

Isn’t there an ON/OFF function? I turned around and tried to deactivate Lucky Lecher.

“Oppa? Why the status window?”

“That’s……. Ah.”

Okay. The font of Lucky Lecher turned red.

It means it’s deactivated… right?

[Reality manipulation limit released]

[『Lucky Lecher』 activated!]

[Until Serena’s slippery pussy is filled with intimate vaginal insemination sex, 10 seconds]

……Huh?

This time, my brain completely short-circuited.

“Leave this to me.”

Serena smiles brightly as she finally takes the clothes I was wearing.

“You might be late. Hurry up and change and come down, let’s eat together.”

10 seconds.

A time too short to think about anything.

I realized at that moment that the phrase under Lucky Lecher is not an 『order』 to me, but a recitation of 『a situation that will definitely happen』.

I only had one thought.

I have to get out of here. I have to get away from Serena!!

As I was about to run out, I slipped again.

‘Ah.’

Everything was happening exactly as Lucky Lecher intended.

I fell backward as if it was my destiny, even though there was no reason to fall.

“Oppa! Are you okay!?”

If I reflexively grab Serena, will the ‘unbelievable situation’ actually happen?

I gritted my teeth and just let my head hit the floor.

“Ugh! I’m, I’m okay.”

“You just said… ‘Ugh’….”

It’s understandable since I hit my head ‘clang’.

It’s a great relief that there’s no blood….

“Really. It can’t be helped…. I told you to be careful because it’s slippery.”

10 seconds… have passed.

Thank goodness. It seems like the user can’t reject the outcome.

Still, sex is… impossible.

Reality manipulation? Bullshit.

“I’ll help you up, Oppa……. Ah!”

Serena, who reached out her hand to help me, fell over.

If you wrote a comedy like this, you’d definitely be criticized for being too contrived. Ugh.

But knowing all the causes and consequences, I couldn’t help but feel deeply uneasy.

Serena falling at such an awkward timing is my fault, and the fact that there was an erect penis that had escaped from her panties underneath….

It was an unavoidable fate.

……!

“Ugh…!!”

…Jjipop…and….

Serena must have been wearing panties, but my penis was accurately inserted into her body.

Smoothly, slipping, deeply…….

[Serena’s virginity was luckily taken ♡]

What is this annoying system message?

“Ah… Ah…? Uuh…?”

Serena is frozen, not understanding the situation.

I was in a similar state of shock.

This really doesn’t make sense…. It’s completely illogical……. 『Lucky Lecher』 manipulated the situation.

If you ask where the manipulation started, there’s no end to it.

First of all, the female genitals are not wide enough for an erect penis to accidentally enter when falling. That’s just not how anatomy works.

Even if that were the case, Serena is not at all prepared for sex, there was no foreplay, and she couldn’t possibly be wet enough.

Even if she was wet and fully prepared….

It’s impossible to be penetrated by accidentally falling.

All those ‘details’ were skipped.

Skipping all those processes, Serena and I had sex.

For some reason, my hard, erect penis was stuck in Serena’s pussy, which was surprisingly soaked.

All at once, with her weight on top.

What can be said to be thanks to 『Lucky Lecher』 is that she was not hurt at all despite this violent insertion. What?

In reality… she would have gone straight to the emergency room. This is insane.

My body was also impacted in a sensitive area, but there were no injuries at all, and rather, I was inserted into a soft pussy all at once. What is happening?

Now, I was groaning with an unbearable pleasure.

“Kugh…….”

Could it be… Serena too?

In this terribly artificial loss of virginity scene, what will her reaction be?

Serena, who was disarmed with her body leaning back, was twitching with her purple eyes slightly raised.

“Ah…? Ah…? Uuh…?”

…She doesn’t seem to be in pain. Rather… she seems to be enjoying it…….

When my penis twitches, Serena’s thighs also tense up.

The time spent still becomes a benefit, and my penis, which is erect like never before, calmly matches Serena’s pussy and tightly combines.

“Sere, na….”

What should I say?

Sorry? Are you okay? My head is dull in a situation that even I am experiencing for the first time.

Avoiding the urge to move my hips was the only thing I could do now.

“…I’ll get, up….”

Serena puts her hand on my stomach, understanding the situation.

“Uh-huh…. Eungh…Eut…….”

Serena’s butt lifted up.

The closely attached pussy scans and goes up my penis, which has become so sensitive that it can read the flow of air. What is happening to me?

“Huuht, Huaaaa…♡”

Serena made a sigh mixed with admiration with a dazed look.

It’s too much stimulation for me, who was a virgin. My heart is beating like crazy.

This is a woman’s pussy.

The area near the entrance is especially tight, as if not wanting to let go…… tightly intertwined.

Serena’s pussy was already overflowing with juice, as if it had been horny even before insertion.

“I’ll get… up… so….”

Jjipop♡

Serena just sat down wetly.

It slipped again, like a trick of fate.

“Uh…. Eungat…?!”

The heat of Serena’s flushed pussy is transmitted to my lower abdomen.

Even I, who is experiencing mixing bodies with a woman for the first time, quickly realized that her state of excitement was strange.

“Oppa, I can’t… put strength in my waist….”

Serena didn’t know what to do and showed a hip movement that was close to sex and insertion, gently lifting and lowering her butt.

“S, stop….”

What kind of willpower am I holding back with right now…!

“Ah… Aht… Huaht……. Oppa…….”

Serena had a completely melted expression, and now she was moving her body with movements that I didn’t know whether she was trying to have sex or trying to pull it out.

Is it because of 『Lucky Lecher』…….

Until vaginal insemination, pregnancy sex… could it be like this……?

“Don’t move! Serena.”

I pulled Serena in and hugged her tightly.

“Uh…. Uh, Eungeut…….”

Serena was even more excited and climaxed twitching in my arms.

I brought her in and hugged her so she wouldn’t shake her butt, and Serena’s pussy tightened around my penis in an unusual way.

Serena, who couldn’t move, asked.

“Am I… being raped by Oppa…?”

Is that a question to ask in such a sweet voice? Seriously?

I was careless for a moment. This world is 『Eroge』……. [a genre of Japanese video games with erotic content]

I should have thought more seriously about the world inside 『My Onahole Academy』. What have I gotten myself into?

[『Insight・Crimson』 activated]

I can see it. The thread of Lucky Lecher.

A red skull was connecting red threads to Serena’s head, arms, and legs and manipulating her. This is insane.

That thread was also connected to my body.

Hugging my sister with one arm, I wildly swung the remaining arm and tore the thread.

“Get lost!”

As if bravely chasing away a sea monster with just my aura. I feel ridiculous.

I protected my younger sister…….

From my own penis!

“…….”

Serena, who was hugged face-to-face in my arms, was twitching and soaked in happiness. This is so messed up.

‘What about the aftermath?’

I think I’m screwed.