My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 304

I quietly waited for Isabella to finish her story.

Currently, the universe’s domain is said to be calm, thanks to Seridwen’s cleanup.

However, the story was that the coordinates of the battlefield where the Queen and the Sword Saint would soon clash would overlap with Korea’s, and they might have to endure tremendous damage when they appeared in the present world.

“That’s a more serious story than I thought.”

“Yes.”

“What does the Chairwoman think?”

Isabella seemed to think for a moment before saying,

“I think you should use the cards you have. You’re the only one who can do that right now.”

The reason Isabella came to me.

It was probably because I ‘possessed’ the two female generals who were well-versed in the universe’s domain.

That’s the powerful card I have.

It seemed like she was saying not to just take those precious cards to the bedroom and use them as sex toys, but to take them out and do something.

Hmm…….

“Perverted sex saves the world!”

Next to Isabella, whose face was hardened with seriousness, appeared the infuriating blonde perverted goddess.

Thump, thump!

I felt relieved that it was time-stop mode.

“I’m excited to have sex with a new heroine!”

“I’m the one having sex, why are you excited?”

“Kim Sanghyuk, the protagonist of Ona-Aca [Erotic Academy], the incarnation of perverted sex, is coming!”

“But, what academy student is fighting against a national disaster? I was thinking of refusing…….”

En-chan grabbed my arm and shook it.

“Aren’t you going to see the secret heroine!? Huh!?”

“I want to meet the heroines I haven’t taken care of more than the secret heroine….”

I already miss the first-year pussies…….

“Really. How can a dating sim protagonist already be saying weak things when they haven’t even surpassed a hundred heroines yet?”

“A hundred!? I’ll die of exhaustion.”

No, I don’t think I’ll die of exhaustion…….

If it’s a hundred, even if I meet one a day, it’s 100 days……?

“Let’s go for a thousand!”

“Will we get there!”

“If it’s a legendary dating sim, you have to have about a thousand!”

“I won’t even be able to remember a thousand names…….”

They say a nuclear bomb-level external god might be dropped on Korea, but look at this perverted goddess, so carefree.

I’m not too worried either.

In the dating sim genre where many sex toys appear, even if a strong guy appears, it’ll be a pretty girl, right?

“In times like these, be a real man! Ah, I’m going to save this world with sex……. That’s what you say!”

“What did you grow up watching? You.”

“Rape is the best!”

You’re just happy if you can achieve transcendental perversion, right?

Anyway.

It seems like I’ve really caught the Chairwoman’s eye. Why me, a mere D-class male student at the academy?

…….

Command entity 1. Cut by Kim Sanghyuk’s hand.

Command entity 2. Cut by Kim Sanghyuk’s hand.

‘Heok.’

I’ve more than caught her eye, haven’t I?

Even if it wasn’t the Chairwoman, Isabella wouldn’t be a blind person, so she wouldn’t have thought, ‘Oh my, Kim Sanghyuk is amazing……!’ and seen my achievements again and again!

As a result, I caught two S-class villains…….

This is completely my karma, isn’t it?

“Isabella’s expectations have risen! I have to meet them!”

“What, are you going to lock me in a room where I can’t leave unless I have impregnation sex, and tell me to have one-on-one interviews with all the heroines?”

“I can’t guarantee that the next thing that comes out won’t be that room, can I?”

…….

This girl, she’s making unsettling noises….

Is she planning to revive aerial ejection sex?

“Kuk. Kuk. Kuk.”

En-chan laughed like an artificial dating sim villain.

She’s definitely been influenced by something she’s seen somewhere.

“Gugu Beopgu……!”

“…….”

What is she saying?

“I don’t know if I should get involved in this kind of thing, since I’m not an expert.”

“Let’s go. Boldly. The pussies who want to become sex toys want to see Sanghyuk-nim’s face even a little more, right?”

“You really only think about that….”

“But it’s true, isn’t it? The cunts’ uteruses are trembling, right?”

Well….

Since the goddess is saying this much, should I have some confidence?

After the time stop was released, I accepted Isabella’s proposal.

“Okay. I’ll do it.”

“That easily?”

Isabella seemed surprised to see me agree.

I finished my 고민 [agonizing thoughts] in En World where time had stopped, so the timing must have been a bit strange.

“Kim Sanghyuk. I said it, but this mission is not something that a mere academy male student should easily accept.”

“But why did you tell me?”

“That’s….”

“Because you trust me?”

“…….”

Isabella cleared her throat.

“Be humble. No matter how good you are, if you’re careless, you might be in danger in an instant in a real battle.”

“Still, it seems like I have good compatibility against the universe’s domain.”

“Thanks to 『Persona Emission』? I never thought the command entity would be humanoid, but.”

“The Queen too, right?”

“I can’t guarantee it, but probably.”

I don’t know all of my powers, but

Isabella seems to think that the abilities I have are the key to solving this situation.

And that hunch is accurate.

In En-chan’s view, with me, the protagonist, at the forefront, if a lovely heroine appears, she’ll think, ‘Hmm, she’ll be a sex toy soon.’ ……. That’s what she usually thinks.

The command entity was born just in time to be loved by me, so she had big breasts and was pretty, so she became a sex toy.

“It would be a waste to be excluded after Isabella recommended me to the Chairwoman. I’ll do my best.”

“Not do your best, do well.”

“…….”

Just as I was about to feel a little sad at Isabella’s harsh words, she murmured in a warm voice as if to encourage me.

“I believe you’ll do well.”

“……Is that why you recommended me?”

“Yes.”

“What if I become too successful? What if I use the power of authority to emit the personas of the citizens of Seoul?”

Isabella paused and laughed.

“I guess you like this kind of gag. Like Sex Toy Man.”

“Pfft…….”

“So. What are you going to do? The worst villain ever. If Persona Emission Man appears…….”

“Are you forgetting my identity because you only call me Student Council President, Student Council President?”

Isabella said confidently.

“If you do bad things, I’ll catch you.”

“Catch me?”

“I’m going to take you home. You can’t have a guy who’s going to be a dad doing things like that…….”

I was deeply stimulated by Isabella’s vision of our future being happy.

I can never do bad things again.

As long as Isabella is by my side.

“I’ll look into the information about the Sword Saint’s shadow. When should I go?”

“I’ll contact you later. Spend time at the academy and wait for contact.”

“Yes.”

“I want the operation information to be kept secret. If it spreads widely, there will be tremendous confusion.”

“Understood.”

Until the day the coordinates overlap, until 「Charge Impact」 comes…….

I decided to exchange information through Isabella.

Currently, the ‘command entity’ is officially in a state of being a prisoner under Seridwen’s surveillance.

The information obtained from them is valuable, but at the same time, it seems to be regarded as a poison that must be handled carefully.

Because they could leak false information in reverse.

“I’m going to get some fresh air.”

Rachel, who I often saw as Isabella’s executive secretary, was standing outside.

She’s a short-haired beauty who looks good in a suit.

She has a neat and feminine face, and her cold eyes, which consistently maintain a businesslike attitude with her mouth tightly closed, are impressive.

She’s wearing black gloves on her hands, which gives her an even stronger impression, but that’s just the atmosphere of the person itself…….

She’s about 161cm tall, and her body line is slender.

When I stood in front of her, Rachel looked up at me in an instant.

“Hello.”

“Yes.”

……The conversation isn’t continuing.

“Did you come out for some fresh air too, Rachel-ssi [Ms. Rachel]?”

“Yes. That’s right.”

“…….”

“…….”

What should I say? I don’t really have anything to add.

It’s a bit strange to apologize for having sex with the young lady in the car.

It’s not like Rachel is my subordinate either.

We had a somewhat distant relationship.

If we were the same academy students, I could talk about that as a point of contact.

Then, Rachel said.

“Please take good care of the young lady.”

“……Yes.”

“If she’s in a bad mood, she likes it if you give her Häagen○zs ice cream, strawberry flavor.”

“Thank you for sharing the 꿀팁 [honey tip/useful information]….”

Still, it seems like I’m being recognized as the young lady’s boyfriend.

“Then, I’ll go in first.”

Rachel goes back to the car. There was no time to stop her.

Will there be more opportunities to meet if I get closer to Isabella?

“Nine.”

“Who is that bitch? I think she noticed me a little.”

Via Sex-Locked Room → Sex Toy Inventory,

Nine Kel Pasus appears.

“Hide your magic a little and come out…. Don’t make it obvious.”

“What are you curious about?”

She seems to have already gotten a rough idea.

“Tell me more about the Sword Saint.”

“There’s nothing more to tell, it’s the same as what I said before. There’s a tough bitch fighting with the Queen, and we can’t even make eye contact.”

“You’re not saying that Eustia didn’t become your ally, right?”

“At least until the last time I was there. That bitch seemed to be at her limit soon. But that’s been the case for several years…….”

Even the command entity doesn’t know much….

“Why think so complicatedly? First, let this country fall, then pick out a few useful bitches and reorganize the forces…….”

“A plan that presupposes the country falling won’t work…. Korea is precious to me….”

To be exact, (New) Korea, that is.

I have to protect even the 망할 [damned] academy society that branded me as D-class. My younger sister and mother live here too.

“Ha. I see. It’s because of the master’s family, right?”

“You’re finally making sense.”

“There’s no reason as sure as family.”

I said, taking in the night air.

“What’s your position? If I fight against the universe’s domain?”

“I have the same thought as Belsted. It’s not right to step forward and stab the former master in the back. There’s loyalty in this industry too.”

“If I’m in danger?”

“Then we have to defend ourselves too. Would you understand if I said it’s passive, not active?”

In other words,

Attacking the Queen using Belsted and Nine…….

That same number would be impossible.

“Still~~ If our master asks us to do it no matter what! Then we have to.”

“I won’t force you.”

“Yeah, if you use us too harshly, we might become blackened sex toys.”

……Blackened sex toy….

It’s kind of cool.

“Ah. You can leave it to us when the remaining command entity is running wild.”

“Was the remaining one 입 [mouth]?”

“Yeah. That bitch.”

For now, should I leave the complicated operation establishment to the government?

They’ll definitely be putting their heads together with scholars, 고민 [agonizing], day and night about what would be best…….

I think it would be good to be able to move at any time.

‘Chairwoman’s hidden secret agent A, Invisible Hyuk…….’

Feels good?

This feeling of becoming a mastermind while attending the academy….

Not bad. Heuk heuk.

‘It seems like my cured middle school syndrome has relapsed….’

[Seridwen]

I don’t want to work ㅜ

Buzz.

The phone rings.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

Why, what are you doing?

[Seridwen]

I’m adjusting the gravitational wave anomaly. Eunseo is using me harshly!

I’m working overtime today!! (Angry panda bear emoticon)

She seems to hate working so much, it’s like a cute moment from a younger woman.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

힘내요 [Cheer up] Professor

[Seridwen]

Is that all?

“…….”

It seems like she wants something.

Suddenly, I remembered the selfie that the Chairwoman took for me today.

I slyly took a picture with my body exposed and sent it.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

(Picture of fingers making a V over slightly exposed, firm abs)

What Seridwen likes

There was silence for a moment.

[Seridwen]

Can I go now?

Flash.

…….

Huh?

Did the sky brighten for a moment……?

Is it just my imagination?