My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 31

Chapter 30 – Became an Interesting Student of the Academy

Black waterdrop pattern, white, with a ribbon.

It’s like a magic spell that gives this older brother the power to live as the protagonist of 「My Ona-hole Academy」.

‘Uniform check complete.’

Today, I leave home wearing the uniform Serena altered for me.

“Ah, there’s Senior!”

“Is it true that he collects onaholes [masturbation aids]?”

“Please hug me!”

The number of female students gathered in front of the academy to see me seems to have increased since yesterday.

If your talent is 「Onahole Collector」, you usually go straight to being an outsider.

But for Kim Sanghyuk, the face genius, it’s packaged as 「That handsome oppa’s [term of endearment for an older brother or male friend] delightful flaw♡」…… It just goes to show, you have to be good-looking.

“Okay, line up. Line up.”

“Kyaa! I’m number 1. Please hug me!”

Hug.

A situation where unknown female students are clinging to me asking for hugs. Even if they’re not heroine-level, I can’t say I dislike pretty girls hanging on me…….

This fervor might not be normal.

“Kim Sanghyuk.”

Just as I was wondering when I would get to play with all these female students and take pictures.

A heroine appeared, parting them like the Red Sea.

It was Isabella, the student council president of Etzel Academy.

This is the first time we’ve met with so many onlookers.

Everyone was watching us, squealing with delight at the scene that looked like something out of a romance manga, but

I know she definitely came to me with something bad.

‘But.’

In the first place, she has never come to me with anything good.

Still, Isabella was so pretty that I couldn’t help but think it was okay.

Her figure-hugging white pants that accentuated her shapely legs, and the riding suit with a black jacket suited her like a queen,

Her long, flowing silver hair seemed to shine more vibrantly as it caught the sunlight.

Her blue eyes and tightly closed lips, looking at me disapprovingly, and even her round forehead, were lovely, and she pointed right at me.

“Do not engage in unnecessary contact between members of the opposite sex. Violating the rules in front of the academy, you’ve got some nerve.”

She’s looking at me like I’m a piece of trash, a potential criminal.

Still, she’s sexy and pretty. She was a heroine I couldn’t possibly hate.

‘I see.’

So, this is how ordinary extra female students must have felt just now?

“I’m sorry, President.”

“What are you all doing? Disperse! If you gather again for this purpose, you’ll get demerits!”

“Hick, yes!”

The student council president chases away that large group of female students with just one threat.

Amazing. As expected of the student council president heroine.

The student council president, with her arms crossed, continued to look at me disapprovingly.

With the attitude typical of an overbearing woman, she scanned me from head to toe.

“The uniform. You’re wearing it properly today.”

……If it weren’t for the charm 999 Kim Sanghyuk, but the original ugly protagonist, what kind of harsh words would I have heard here?

It’s funny that even the student council president, who is observing me with hawk eyes, thinks I look okay now.

“Thanks to my sister.”

“You didn’t do anything to those female students, did you?”

I was surprised because the level of suspicion was quite high.

“Wasn’t the misunderstanding resolved?”

“I appreciate you saving the teacher. But I’m the one who has to prevent such things from happening again at the academy.”

“What if I say I won’t do that?”

“Your words don’t carry enough weight, Kim Sanghyuk. A D-class student’s guarantee doesn’t change anything.”

That’s…… true.

I don’t have anything that could be called credibility right now.

“In the academy society, just possessing dangerous abilities is enough to be isolated, even killed.

The reason you can talk to me like this right now is because the teacher wanted you to be protected.”

They go that far?

It wasn’t entirely unexpected. When I revealed my abilities to my friends, I told them 「Keep it a secret」 from the devil merchant,

Because it felt like it should only be shared among people I could trust.

“So, what happens to me now?”

“Follow me.”

Where are we going?

At first, I thought I was being taken to the student council room again.

We’re getting further and further away from the classroom building. That means she has no intention of having me attend morning classes.

‘Am I really getting arrested?’

After climbing the hill on campus a few times, we enter a building I’ve never seen before.

There wasn’t a single person in the hallway.

Just me and the student council president….

“This is the chairman’s office. He’ll tell you about your disposition.”

“Disposition…….”

Is it because I possess the ability of personality excretion….

That’s pretty intense…….

“Can I go in?”

“Wait. Looking at you again, you’re a little disheveled.”

“Oh…….”

Swish.

Isabella comes up to me and reaches for my tie.

“Stay still.”

The scent of flowers wafts over me.

The perfect height difference, and being able to look down at the student council president’s pretty face is the best position…….

I can’t get my act together.

‘She looks like a new bride. The student council president….’

I’d be killed if I said that, right?

“Hmm. That’s it. Don’t forget that you’re an academy student wherever you are, and maintain your dignity.”

“Weren’t you arresting me?”

“I wish I could.”

Gulp.

“Not yet.”

Knock knock.

The student council president turns around and knocks on the door politely twice.

“This is Isabella. I’ve brought the student.”

“Come in.”

I’m seeing the academy chairman for the first time.

A man with his hair slicked back with pomade turned to look at us in a spacious room with a glass wall overlooking the entire academy.

He’s big and looks like a tiger. The scar on his eye made him look like a retired soldier.

“Are you Kim Sanghyuk?”

“Yes.”

“Sit anywhere.”

I sink into the plush guest sofa.

“Don’t be nervous. I didn’t call you in to scold you.”

That doesn’t mean I can really relax.

“I’ve received a report about your abilities. Every year, the academy catches at least ten people who awaken such dangerous talents.”

“Ten people?”

“Of course. If you’re in this position, you see a lot. Half of those ten are isolated, three are killed, and one is reborn as a hunter or hero who contributes to society.”

“……Then what about the remaining one?”

“They run away. To a place where society can’t reach them.”

I think I know why I was called here.

“I want to be a hunter.”

“Haha. Is that so? But if you were me, would you be able to continue to raise someone with such dangerous abilities at the academy?”

“I wouldn’t…….”

“The most important thing we look at when making that judgment is personality. Whether it’s just someone with dangerous abilities, or whether a dangerous person was given those abilities…….”

“…….”

Personality…….

Considering Gu Sanghyuk’s usual behavior, it’s unlikely that I’ll get a good evaluation.

Is this the end?

“Seridwen is very protective of you.”

“Haha….”

Phew.

I did have connections.

If it weren’t for the cover of an SS-class hunter, I wouldn’t even be here.

Thank you. Pretty teacher.

“Do you want to stay at the academy?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“I want to be a proud older brother to my younger sisters.”

That was the first goal I had when I started 「My Ona-hole Academy」.

“But looking at the details of your demerits, it’s hard to say that you’ve been a proud older brother so far.”

“…….”

I have nothing to say….

I’m just listening to the story I already heard in the student council room.

“How about we erase that cleanly and do something good at the academy?”

“I’ll do it.”

I’m not in a position to be picky about what it is.

“You’ll be working as a hero for the time being.”

“Yes?”

The conclusion was so absurd that I asked back.

“Isabella.”

“Yes.”

“Kim Sanghyuk is your assistant from today.”

“……I understand.”

……Huh!!

Becoming a hero wasn’t in my plans either…….

My mentor is the student council president!?!?

‘Isn’t this the hero route?’

“Um, I’ve been thinking, and there are parts where my aptitude and hero don’t match…….”

“Heroes save people. The pay isn’t great, and at the lower ranks, they’re practically volunteers.”

“…….”

In short, it’s a position where you’re buying hardship.

“So, there are fewer people who apply……. We’re always short-handed.”

No…….

Well, it’s a dangerous ability. There’s no more sure-fire way to launder it than hero activities, but…….

“If, if a hero commits a crime, isn’t that more of a problem?”

“Haha. One of the best heroes in Seoul is by your side.”

Gulp.

Isabella comes around behind the sofa and gently places her hand on my shoulder.

Squeeze.

Ugh!! Slowly tightening!

“Don’t worry. If you have bad intentions, I’ll make sure you go as comfortably as possible.”

Where are you going to send me……!?

“Isabella said she’s seen your abilities firsthand, so there’s no one more suitable than her. So. What do you say? Will you accept?”

Was that why the student council president came to pick me up early in the morning?

A hero life that wasn’t in the cards for me.

I don’t want to go through hardships, but…….

“Choose wisely, Kim Sanghyuk.”

Isabella whispers in my ear.

“……I believe you can change.”

…….

I gave an SS-class hunter a personality excretion and was caught, so I can’t get away with it without giving anything, right?

‘I can protect my academy life.’

Seridwen said she would try to help.

She must have told the chairman directly. To protect me…….

“I will do it….”

“Then, from now on, I’ll leave most of the things about you to Isabella. Is that okay? Isabella.”

“Yes.”

Isabella smiled and said.

“This is the first time I’ve had such an ‘interesting student’ who seems to require a lot of attention, but I’ll try to teach him well.”

……I thought I was being targeted properly from the first day.

Now, I’ve officially evolved into her interesting student, recognized by the academy…….

“Do you agree to our academy’s management process, Sanghyuk student?”

“I agree.”

Agreeing means.

Isabella has a justification to interfere in everything I do, and it means I’m in a position to be managed.

[Received the Interesting Student Project from Chairman Wilhelm]

[♡Our student needs attention and love♡]

[Lots and lots of praise~! NO NO to criticism!]

‘What is this…….’

“That’s the core of our process. So. Open it.”

When I turn on the panel, a calendar like a mobile game attendance check appears.

“What is this?”

“「You did a good job」……I wonder if kids these days know that?”

Flinch.

I think I know from the nuance…….

Isabella comes behind me and reaches out to stamp it.

Then on today’s date,

「Interesting student Kim Sanghyuk, you did a good job♡」

……is stamped.

“……Kuk.”

Isabella laughed.

……Do you enjoy tormenting me that much? Huh?

“For reference, that stamp can’t be copied. Oh, and don’t even think about stealing it from me.”

“I’m not thinking about that…….”

It’s humiliating…….

Give me back the serious atmosphere when you said, ‘Because it’s a dangerous ability, we may have to restrain you’!!

I’d rather wear restraints all over my body and growl!

Men are creatures who die for that kind of romance!

Not a 「You did a good job」 stamp!!

“I’ll erase the first stamp since it was a demonstration. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“…….”

What is it about the ‘You did a good job’ mark with Isabella’s SD [super deformed, a style of caricature] character drawn on it,

I feel a little sad when it disappears.

“Get the stamp without fail for 3 weeks. You can get them all at once. After all, stamping is up to Isabella.”

“It sounds like my academy life depends on the student council president’s mood.”

“If you’re upset, become an S-class hero.”

……Was escaping the academy the right answer?