My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 310

EP.310 Wow! Ssandeh-Similar!

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“Ssandeh, what?”

Reida looked back at us, dumbfounded, as we barged into her workshop.

“Make me a Ssandeh-Similar.”

“It’s Sanghyuk’s new masterpiece.”

“…What is that? Is it some kind of magic spell I don’t know about?”

Academy A Workshop.

My tanned *onahole* [a slang term for a very skilled and reliable person, often used humorously], Reida noona [older sister or female friend], is sweating away in the smithy today, working hard on the students’ masterpieces.

I was feeling down after hearing that I needed government permission to create a masterpiece with the super-special magic ore, ‘Panorama of Time’s Operation,’ that I got from En-chan.

“Guess, Reida. What kind of permission do you think I got?”

“…Oh! Could it be that the permission came through?”

“I did a pretty good job this time. Her Excellency gave me the OK right away.”

In reality, it was an OK sign I pushed through in the midst of the chaos.

It’s better to quickly turn this fantastic magic ore into equipment before everyone knows about its existence.

I couldn’t wait any longer.

“…How on earth?”

[Panorama of Time’s Operation]

[SSS+ Rank]

[An incredibly pure magic ore. It contains unimaginable power.]

Tada!!

Hena squeezed her eyes shut at the sight of the magic ore, which appeared with an extraordinary ‘woooong’ sound effect and emitted a golden glow.

“…Ugh. Sanghyuk. The magic ore is too bright~~.”

Hena’s face with her eyes squeezed shut was so cute that I pinched her cheeks.

Yuuna, who had followed me, wanting to see what I was doing, was also reacting.

She seemed so shocked that her mouth wouldn’t close.

Yuuna seemed to recognize it right away.

Just how high the purity of this magic ore was.

“What is this? When did you get something like this…?”

“I got it from a goddess who was passing by.”

I told Reida honestly.

That I got it from some kind-hearted goddess. I couldn’t think of any other good excuses.

Even Reida, the artisan, said that this was the first time in her entire career that she had seen a magic ore of this purity.

“It’s amazing, even after seeing it again.”

Reida stared at the magic ore with a fascinated look, forgetting to even blink.

I couldn’t make anything right away, so I was just holding onto it,

But this was like letting a treasure rot.

“…Are you really sure you got permission?”

Reida looked at me with suspicious eyes.

“Do you doubt your master?”

“No… When you think about it, it’s only natural that a magic ore of this level would be returned to the national treasury. It will be used as a research textbook for hundreds of years to come.”

“I got permission.”

“…”

Reida’s gaze becomes piercing.

Hmph…

“…I vaguely said I was going to make a masterpiece with an SS-class magic ore.”

“Oh my.”

“After all, an SSS-class magic ore doesn’t even exist, right? It’s better to make it appropriately before new regulations or procedures become complicated.”

I had a strange conviction.

It’s a cheat item given to me by the goddess of *eroge* [a Japanese genre of video games and anime with erotic content], no, the original goddess of time and fate, En-chan.

There’s no way there’s a precedent for making something with a magic ore like this.

In other words, everything is new.

In these situations, the government usually becomes cautious. They have to prepare for unexpected situations.

At first, I thought that Reida’s safety might be threatened, so I gave up, but it’s different now.

I trust Eunseo Her Excellency!!

She’s the president of this country, the highest person!

She’ll coolly give me permission! Yeah!

“Hehe. Good attitude. Our master is so bold~?”

“You said you could make it into an integrated piece of equipment, right?”

“Haa… How should I do this…? Hmm.”

Reida smacked her lips and rubbed her hands together.

Just looking at her, I could tell how much En-chan’s gift was stimulating her desire to challenge herself.

“Maybe no one has ever touched a magic ore of this level before, and no one ever will.”

Her eyes are sparkling.

An integrated enhancement part that manipulates the ‘power of time’…

How will this useless lump of stone be refined in Reida’s hands?

I’m excited to see.

“…So, the name is Ssandeh-Similar.”
The story goes back to the beginning.

Reida tilted her head.

“What on earth is that?”

“Time Stop Artifact ‘Ssandeh-Similar’…… I just named it.”

“Ah. You named it yourself?”

“Don’t you know it? That thing?”

“Don’t you know it, Reida-ssi [honorific title]?”

Hena, who rarely talks to others, joins me and raises her voice.

Hena was excited about the contextless ‘*otaku* [a Japanese term for people with obsessive interests, particularly in anime and manga] talk’.

…Reida opened her mouth, as if wondering.

“…It’s not the name of an item that appears in manga or something, is it?”

“It is?”

“It is!”

Hena and I exchanged glances of ‘You know it, right?’ ‘Of course, I know it!’ and joined hands in solidarity.

Reida shook her head slightly, as if she was a little dumbfounded by our behavior.

“You’re the user, so you can name it whatever you want, but… this is going to be a really famous masterpiece, are you sure you won’t regret giving it such a strange name?”

“The student council president also gave his suit a cool name like White Devil. I’m going to do Ssandeh-Similar too.”

“What’s so cool about Ssandeh-Similar?”

Hena said, her eyes shining.

“It’s reaaally cool. The afterimages come out maaany times. Shoo-shoo-shook!”

“I modified it a little.”

“I know you guys are *otaku* with unique tastes.”

“Wow! Sanghyuk’s Ssandeh-Similar!”

Hena was the most excited about making my masterpiece.

“Ssan… Ssandeh what? It sounds very vulgar…”

Yuuna can’t join the conversation either.

These normies [people who are considered mainstream or conventional]. Tsk tsk. To not even have such basic knowledge – no – while attending the Academy.

“If it sounded vulgar, that’s the right answer. That’s what I was aiming for.”

“Yeah! That’s what I was aiming for!”

She seems to have given up trying to understand the name any further.

“…Reida.”

“Yeah?”

“Sanghyuk hasn’t even received a magic ore adaptation test, so I’m wondering if it’s okay for him to use an integrated piece of equipment like that right away.”

“You won’t be able to find a material with such high body affinity. It’s going to be implanted in the spine like an implant, so you probably won’t feel any discomfort.”

“If that’s the case, that’s a relief…”

Yuuna seems worried about the side effects since this is going into my body.

“Are you okay, Sanghyuk?”

“I’m okay.”

Because there’s no way I could go wrong with the magic ore that En-chan gave me.

“That means you trust my skills that much, right? I’ll be making it, so come pick it up after class later.”

“Of course, I trust Reida too.”

“I’ll make sure to make the ‘Ssandeh-Similar’ well.”

Thus, it was officially named.

My masterpiece, Ssandeh-Similar.

It’s supposed to be the sexiest masterpiece in the Academy, wielding the power of time…

But what kind of power it holds is still a mystery.

We took the elevator back up to the ground.

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Reida Spencer.

Health influencer and Kim Sanghyuk’s tanned *onahole*.

As the Academy’s blacksmith, she was very nervous when she saw the radiant magic ore in front of her.

It won’t take long.

But turning something of this magnitude into an irreversible state with her own hands is clearly a difficult task to do sober.

This is because Reida, the blacksmith, knew very well that this was a perfect object in its natural state.

Reida thought that even the best blacksmith in Korea,

No, the best blacksmith in the world, wouldn’t be able to handle this object carelessly.

Because this is not an object that can be refined with mere human technology.

Reida thought that the goddess who gave this to a human must be out of her mind.

‘I’ve heard that external gods are all crazy…

It hasn’t been long since humanity realized the existence of gods who bestow absurd powers upon humans.

Now that we’ve realized that such beings exist, we’re just struggling to use them in a way that’s better for humanity.

We haven’t even properly understood a fraction of that great power.

If this is also one of those gods’ whims…

It’s not a controllable force.

A craftsman with a normal sense of concept would have reported it first.

That there is someone who is trying to make a magic ore that is not authorized and may even influence the country’s power balance

Into personal equipment.

…Of course.

That’s the story in a normal case.

Sanghyuk clearly received permission to create a masterpiece from the head of state of this country, even if it was a verbal promise.

Reida has a rebellious streak even among artisans. Seeing her heart burning with the desire to touch something that a normal person wouldn’t be able to touch with normal thinking.

Adding human touch to this perfect object in its natural state is a very unfortunate thing depending on the point of view,

But once I’ve decided to touch it, I’ll go for it boldly.

…I’m going to make something amazing!!

Reida picked up the refining hammer in a state of hyperfocus.

One hour, two hours.

Reida forgot the passage of time and continued to swing the hammer, stamping down on the magic ore.

Each time she stamped down, golden magic waves spread around, stopping the footsteps of passersby.

“What are they making?”

“Amazing… Magic power is gushing out like spring water.”

“Spring water? It’s like a waterfall, in my opinion…

“What are they making?”

Reida wiped the flowing sweat from her face with her arm.

She melts the magic-adjusted magic ore, pours it into a mold, and then adjusts it in detail again. Needles smaller than pins dug into the magic ore, which wriggled like living things, and the work progressed to a more delicate stage.

“Kuh…”

…It’s difficult.

I thought it wouldn’t be difficult because it’s something I’ve always done, except that it’s a shame to touch it…

Reida was surprised by the magic ore’s more vivid reaction than she had expected…

No magic ore has ever felt like this…

It’s as if it’s rejecting her touch, as if it’s shouting that this isn’t right.

‘Why? Why isn’t it going the way I want it to?’

The backlash is too severe.

It was as if it was rejecting human touch, thrashing wildly.

You can see it by looking at the flames burning inside. This magic ore is angry right now.

‘I’m starting to think that I’m crazy for thinking this…

No.

If I continue working like this, I’ll end up with a failure.

Reida drank cool water in gulps and checked the blueprint drawn on the pad.

No cool answer comes out.

‘It might take longer than I thought…

No, honestly, it’s dark [hopeless].

Because I’ve never experienced a magic ore that refuses to be refined…

In the worst case, Reida will have no choice but to tell Kim Sanghyuk that the production has failed.

At that time…

Someone visits the workshop.

“Um…”

“I’m not taking orders right now.”

“…That’s not it~.”

A cute and lovely voice.

A petite figure, small height…

A cute girl with a small and petite figure comes into the refining facility, to the point where I briefly thought she was a middle school student at the Academy.

She was forcibly wearing a large hoodie and a bucket hat to cover her face, but Reida immediately recognized that she was a young lady from a noble family, seeing her fair and white skin and the golden hair that fluttered.

“Are you making a reservation?”

“I think you’re in trouble because you’re stuck right now… Can I help you?”

“Yes?”

Suddenly, the girl touched the mold that Reida was touching.

“Ah! If a beginner touches that carelessly…!!”

Pajijijik!

As the magic power expanded, the magic ore poured into the mold reacted greatly.

“I told you not to…! Wait! It’s overflowing…!!”

Reida hurriedly stuck to the mold and adjusted the magic power to try to fix it,

But the girl forcibly put in more magic power as if to increase the backlash even more.

“What are you doing!?”

“This is right.”

“What?”

Soon, the two opposing reactions raging within the creature-like magic ore began to harmonize, canceling each other out.

‘What on earth is this…

It was a mysterious phenomenon.

The different reactions that I thought would ruin the magic ore itself were mixed together like a yin-yang pattern and balanced each other out.

‘Could it be… Did she cancel it out using antagonistic action? I couldn’t even imagine such a method.’

This is not a result that a beginner can create without knowing anything!

Reida turned around.

“Who are you?! You!”

The blonde girl who covered her face ran out of the workshop.

“It’s a gift! Please take care of it!”

Leaving those words behind.

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