My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 314

EP.314 Queen Boong

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[【More Mysterious Universe Onahole】Collection Effect (Technique +25)]

You have turned a cosmic being into an onahole.

[Achievement《Personality Excretion Evangelist》achieved]

[Achievement《Imagining Personality Excretion Trending on Adult Sites》achieved]

“Become an onahole.”

After whispering to all the jellies, I pick up the onaholes.

I was able to create a total of 9 Galaxy Explorer onaholes.

There were nine of them. Where did they come from?

“That tool is…?”

Quintia, who had returned, asked, looking at the onaholes piled up in my arms.

“Ah, these are onaholes. My talent is being an onahole collector.”

“O…nahole…?”

As I was about to put them in the Onaben, my B-grade Serial Exposure Demon, Onahole Kushina, who was inside, grabbed an onahole and took it.

Quintia’s eyes widened in surprise as a slender woman’s arm popped out of the inventory.

“What was that just now?”

“An onahole.”

“Pardon?”

“Onahole.”

Tilt.

The one who stretched out her hand from inside, and the one I put in from the outside, are both onaholes.

Quintia is still too young to understand the meaning of that.

“Thanks for your cooperation. You can get your share later.”

“…What were those?”

“I made them with a tool called 『Onahole』.”

“Ah.”

She seems to understand about half of it.

Anyway, there’s something I’m concerned about.

“Did you notice those monsters just now…?”

“…No?”

“They were the ones that appear in the Domain [a specific area or dimension]. Why are they appearing near the Academy?”

“Ah.”

Park Mu is still being controlled by Evelyn, so it’s unlikely they leaked out. That’s a verified fact since we didn’t see any signs of it when we left work.

So what are these things?

Is something absurd happening because the appearance of the Queen of the Universe is getting closer?

“I should report this.”

Like a secret agent, I smoothly turn around and raise my phone coolly.

……It was for receiving only. This thing.

At that moment.

“Oppa!”

“Jelly Punch, please. Jelly Punch!”

“Heok!!”

The belly-punch event opened urgently.

On the day personality excretion became a hot trend, I wondered if there was an event in Seoul to find the Personality Excretion Man.

Women surrounded me, rubbing their bodies against me. This country is too lenient with male sexual harassment……. If they get any closer, our junk will touch!

Body and body! Will touch!

The Onahole Man is strangely popular with women.

No….

‘Thinking about it, considering the believability of my face, this makes sense….’

It’s more stimulating than a male idol fan signing event.

I can’t help it since they’re personality excretion fans, but it was a big deal because they were all rubbing their healthy thighs and bouncy breasts against my body, moving with the intention of arousing me.

“Line up in order. In order.”

“Yes~!”

“They say you can get a belly punch.”

“They say if you line up here, they’ll punch your belly!”

…….

In the end, I punched the bellies of women in front of a freshman.

Of course, I don’t even do anything similar to a swing. I just pretend to put my fist on their bellies.

“Please do it a little harder~ Aah.”

I have to be patient even if they urge me like this.

“I can’t. You’ll get hurt.”

“Kyaa~~ So sweet!! Onahole Man!”

“I brought a pillow! Please do it a little harder!”

“…….”

If a grown man brought a pillow and punched your belly with his fist, could you endure it?

Still, I put my fist in, taking a slightly exaggerated action.

“I just bought this, please belly-punch it and sign it too!”

“This is….”

The large doll she was holding looked like the seal doll in Hena’s bedroom.

“It’s called Hanshim. Isn’t it cute?”

“I feel like it would be pitiful if I hit it.”

Its expression already looks like it’s crying….

“Please do it!”

“Personality Excretion… Smash!”

After the belly-punching and signing ceremony, my fans returned with satisfied faces.

I feel like there are more people than before.

What’s happening with my recognition as a hero?

Quintia was standing awkwardly, watching me.

At that moment….

“Are you… Quintia? I’m a fan….”

About two women approached and carefully handed Quintia a piece of autograph paper.

“I don’t have autographs.”

I was surprised when Quintia shook her head and refused, just when I thought she would naturally do it.

“Hey. Who do you think you are to refuse an autograph?”

“I don’t have anything like that……”

“Just write your name. Please. They’ll be disappointed.”

Only after being scolded did Quintia immediately sign for the fans.

“Ah! Thank you!!”

“Is the person next to you your boyfriend? He’s cool.”

“He’s a school senior.”

“…….”

While writing her name in crooked letters, Quintia muttered as if she was very embarrassed.

“I’m, I’m not good at writing…….”

Pfft. What’s with that embarrassing handwriting?

“Wow. It’s not easy to be so bad at writing with such skillful hands that can use a sword so well.”

Quintia’s face turned red.

“Stop teasing me…. That’s why I said I wouldn’t do it….”

“Are you too embarrassed about that to not sign for the person who waited for you? Didn’t you see your senior’s fan service spirit?”

“……I’ll do it….”

You have to, uh.

I’d be upset if I was the only one sweating from fan service.

“Thank you.”

“You two look good together!”

“Go in~.”

I handed Quintia my entire wallet.

“What’s this?”

“Go into the meat restaurant, pay, and come out.”

“I have a lot of money too….”

“Hurry up and pay. Queen Boong.”

“Boong……? Queen Boong…?”

“Tsk. Why don’t you go quickly?”

Do I have to urge her like this for her to move quickly?

Quintia took my wallet in embarrassment and went inside.

‘Should I tell Isabella first?’

As soon as I sent a message to Isabella,

I immediately got a call from Eunseo.

“Your Excellency.”

“Mr. Kim Sanghyuk?”

“Agent A. I have something to report.”

“……What is Agent A?”

Cough…….

Was the atmosphere too playful? I was slightly embarrassed because Her Excellency was serious.

“Can I start over from the beginning?”

“Puhu…….”

I can hear Eunseo laughing over the receiver.

“……I’m glad you seem to be having fun, Mr. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“I’m sorry…. I was definitely not playing around….”

“It’s okay. Report, Agent A.”

Huhuhu….

She even accepts these trivial jokes, I love you, Eunseo….

I think it’s so great that she’s a pretty and young president……!!

“We encountered 9 monsters living in the Cosmic Domain near the Academy. I just took care of them.”

“Did the monsters of the galaxy appear there?”

Buzzing.

I could hear the people near Eunseo panicking over the receiver.

“Are you sure? Mr. Kim Sanghyuk?”

“Yes. I’m sure. Is the anomaly control not working, by any chance?”

“Anomaly control is working, but……. Maybe they’re vanguards sent separately by the Queen.”

“Vanguards? Why are vanguards here?”

“Just a moment.”

Eunseo’s voice disappears.

I thought about it too, but I don’t know why the Queen would bother doing that.

Why me, who is far away from the operation zone?

Just as Quintia came out after paying, Eunseo continued.

“Ah. I want to listen too….”

Queen Boong, not understanding the atmosphere, kept sticking to me, struggling and tiptoeing towards the receiver,

I pushed Queen Boong’s forehead away with my hand and continued talking.

“Are you listening? Sanghyuk.”

“Yes, this is Agent A. I’m listening.”

“I want to listen too.”

“Who’s next to you…….”

“It’s Quintia. It’s okay. I’ve explained the situation.”

Eunseo took a moment to catch her breath and said.

“Calm down and listen. Maybe the command entity is heading towards Mr. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“To me? Why would they…….”

Ah.

Thinking about it, there is a reason.

“Did you realize?”

Yes….

“It’s reasonable to assume it’s because the other two command entities fell into Sanghyuk’s hands.”

“……Haa.”

Are they chasing Belsted and Nine?

These big-breasted and pretty onaholes have become my property.

Judging from Nine’s tone, the command entities are strong, but not at the level to interfere in the Queen and Sword Saint’s battle.

So, are they trying to regain their power like flipping an Othello board [a strategy game],?

That makes sense.

“First, go back to the Academy.”

“If I’m being targeted, isn’t it dangerous to go back to the Academy?”

“You may have already met, but the special task force 『Black Serpent』 is currently at the Academy in the Academy security team.”

…….

Black Serpent Leader.

Han Sujin’s face comes to mind. Surprisingly, I just met her.

“Is it Ms. Han Sujin? By any chance?”

“Ah…… You’ve already seen her. I’ll tell her. I’ll take measures to protect Sanghyuk unconditionally.”

“Isn’t it a good alternative for me to fight?”

“I’m here too.”

You stay still. Queen Boong!

Your mom isn’t coming back just because you do more work!

Because she was tiptoeing and struggling, rubbing her soft body against me, I started to have strange thoughts.

This girl… everything that needs to be out is out…….

I’ve always seen boobs that are always assertive, saying 『I’m popping out!!!』,

I thought Quintia was flat…….

I can subtly feel the curves of her chest?

“I’m confident against command entities.”

“No. The mission wasn’t assigned to make you fight a command entity head-on. Academy students must be protected.”

“……I understand.”

Seeing Ms. Han Sujin’s face again,

……I’m excited and uncomfortable at the same time.

It’s proof that my mind hasn’t rotted to the point where I think, 「Hehe, is she the next onahole?」 whenever I see a heroine.

It seems like the blonde goddess who likes me to death is planning to make me that way in the end…….

“I’ll go straight to the security team and ask for protection.”

“Yes.”

“Me too!”

“It seems like you already have a cute team member.”

Trembling….

I said to Her Excellency with a smiling face.

“Your Excellency, you knew and sent me to the Academy, right? Huh?”

“Ehem.”

Eunseo said in a coy voice.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“……Your Excellency.”

“Even if that’s the case, Mr. Kim Sanghyuk, who is well-liked by the freshmen, is more suitable than me or the stiff Isabella, right?”

……Hoo.

Thinking about it, how can I beat a politician…….

I decided to give up and accept it.

“I’ll contact you again if the situation changes.”

“Thank you for the valuable information. I’ll reward you if you catch another command entity there. Ah……. Just a moment.”

Eunseo grabbed me just as I was about to hang up.

“Yes?”

“Is it true that the masterpiece you got permission to produce now was said to be an SS-grade Demon Beast Muscle? If it’s SS-grade or higher, you need to get a review and decide…….”

“Thank you. The President’s generous heart! I’ll repay you by creating a good masterpiece!”

“Wa, wait!!”

Hangs up unilaterally.

And turns it to silent mode. Good job.

No one can stop the birth of my Ssandevi-like.

‘It’s okay to return this much mischief.’

“Take me with you. You promised.”

“What we promised was, don’t act up until I call you, right?”

“…….”

Quintia’s lips stuck out a foot. She doesn’t seem to like it.

Her emotional expressions are really like a child, so it’s cute.

In fact, it’s reasonable to say that her pretty face does all the work.

“Okay. Okay. Don’t make that face…….”

Even if it’s a command entity,

This girl can withstand it a little.

I was sure after seeing her fight earlier. Her combat power is equal to or higher than Isabella’s.

‘What a scary talent. Really….’

Isabella is also one of the top 3rd graders, so how did she reach this level in the 1st grade?

“I’ll take you. Just stand there like a screen.”

“Yes.”

I took out my cell phone. This time it’s my phone.

After explaining the situation to Hena and Yuuna, I go back with Quintia.

“Did you have a good meal?”

“Yes.”

“If you have a lot of money, buy something to eat. Don’t eat cup ramen [instant noodles].”

“I bought cup ramen though?”

“…….”

Never mind.

Queen Boong followed me, walking ahead.