My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 32

Chapter 31 – I Held Hands with My Big-Breasted Sister’s Friend

The student council president, leaving the chairman’s office, seemed strangely pleased.

“You’re my first student of interest, Kim Sanghyuk. I’ll make you a new man.”

“…What do we start with? I skipped class too.”

Just work like a dog, doing whatever the student council president tells me to do.

It’ll be over eventually.

“You need to attend classes. I’ve already informed your teacher, so go with the first-year students.”

With the first-year students?

“You must participate in the dungeon exploration class, Kim Sanghyuk. Especially since you’re D-class. I won’t tolerate skipping it with excuses.”

‘Dungeon exploration…’

It seems I can continue my academy life. It’s more relaxed than I thought, which is good.

“I’ll call you in the afternoon. Make sure you can appear immediately when I do.”

“Yes, President.”

“This is my number.”

Oh….

I naturally get the student council president’s number.

I thought this might be a bit of a win.

“No personal contact. Don’t even send a text until I contact you.”

“…….”

That’s too bad.

I had many thoughts as I watched Isabella walk away with an air of grandeur.

[「Identifying Onahole Aptitude」]

[Isabella]

[Capture Difficulty – S (Strikethrough) None] [Onahole Aptitude SS+ Grade]

[Virgin] [Underwear – Black T-back, Nipple Patches (No Bra)]

[Onahole Trait (★) – An overwhelming, lewd, royal ass boasting perfect flesh! Amazing hip strength, specialized for cowgirl position]

[Student council president of Etssol Academy and head of the Villain Correction Division. At the same time, one of the famous S-class heroes in Seoul with the hero name 「White Devil」.

She has many fans due to her very voluptuous body and pretty face comparable to top idol ‘Lizna Mei’. There are rumors that 「Student Council President Goods」 are circulating in the black market.]

‘Black T-back…’

I can’t help but look at her butt.

Normal underwear must be uncomfortable when riding or something….

[Onahole Acquisition Quest]

[Grab the royal ass of the arrogant student council president and do some perverted mating♡]

[Try using 「Anywhere Fellatio」! You can see the student council president’s vacuum fellatio show!]

…….

Seeing the system messages flooding in like malicious pop-ups along with the aptitude assessment,

It seems like En’s onahole marketing has begun.

“Hmph, how arrogant! So arrogant!”

Poof!

Our cute blonde goddess appeared and glared at the student council president’s backside.

Stare!!

“How dare she! Interfering with Sanghyuk’s ero-ero [erotic] academy life! Immediately grab that royal ass and give her a perverted sex education!”

“…Do you think I’m some kind of perverted sex machine?”

“The line has already been crossed! Aren’t you going to ravage her from now on?”

“Why…? Was there a reason to do that in this situation?”

“Because she’s arrogant!”

En-chan said proudly, puffing out her chest.

“…Because she’s arrogant, I should grab her butt and rape her to punish her?”

“That’s what I’m talking about! Lucky Leech ON!”

“I won’t!”

Putting aside the extremely arrogant perspective of looking down on the student council president as arrogant.

I don’t understand why that leads to rape.

Sudden outburst!

“Eh… Aren’t you going to punish her 보지 [boji – Korean slang for vagina]…?”

“Should I start with you?”

“…I, I’m an uncapturable heroine!”

…She lives and breathes vulgar words, but she gets shy when she’s the target.

“En, listen carefully.”

“Yes? Tell me!”

“Normally, people don’t think of raping a woman to punish her just because she’s arrogant.”

“Hmph, Isabella’s butt is amazing…. I wish Sanghyuk would enjoy it…….”

‘…How amazing is it for you to say that….’

“If you go around wielding Lucky Leech with that mindset, all the women around me will become onaholes in a month, no, a week…….”

“That’s exactly it~.”

…….

I pulled En’s cheeks.

“Mphphph. Mphmph.”

“What’s exactly it? You porn-addicted goddess. Please get a grip.”

“Mphphph. Forgiving such an arrogant 보지 [boji – Korean slang for vagina]…… you’re too lenient….”

“Stop giving advice and go in. I’m a model student who listens to the student council president.”

“You’re her student of interest! Blegh!”

“You!!”

I tried to smack the goddess who was sticking her tongue out, but she quickly ran away.

Ugh.

Time Stop is released, and I return to the building where the class is being held.

The group chat was a bit noisy.

[Yuuna]

When are you coming! Sanghyuk-ah~ You can’t refuse to come to school! I’m going to find you at your house!

[Hena]

ㅜ

[Yuuna]

We have to go to the dungeon, but it’s just the two of us now!

[Kim Sanghyuk]

Go by yourselves. I’m a bit late because I had to meet the student council president

[Yuuna]

(An emoticon with lots of question marks) Student council president? Isabella? Why??

[Hena]

…Did you get scolded again?

Haha.

It seems like the student council president is someone who scolds Kim Sanghyuk to Hena.

Well, it’s practically the same as being scolded.

[Kim Sanghyuk]

I got caught doing something, so I have to follow the president’s orders for a while

[Yuuna]

What!! Wh, what……. Did she take a lewd photo or something?

……Why are you imagining that?

[Kim Sanghyuk]

Anyway, I’m on my way now, but it’s a bit far, go by yourselves

[Hena]

Okay

[Yuuna]

Let’s meet at lunchtime then!

Hmm. Okay.

Hena and Yuuna are the last ones, so everyone in the second year must have left.

If it’s the first year, Serena and Stella might be there too?

I was a little nervous as I entered the indoor training center.

Because I could hear the female students chattering so well from outside.

I opened the door slightly, and attention was focused on me.

‘There are a lot of them….’

Is the entire first year gathered?

There are a lot more people than when it’s just us. Almost 200 people.

I immediately approached the teacher.

“Welcome. I heard about it.”

‘Do I have to go solo without Hena and Yuuna?’

The teacher glances around.

I also found a familiar face among the many juniors.

‘Serena. Stella.’

As expected, my sisters. They’re the first ones I notice.

Serena waves with a welcoming smile, and Stella turns her head away when she makes eye contact with me.

“Teacher! Please put the senior in our party!”

“We’ll take him!”

“Everyone, be quiet.”

I was about to be in an awkward situation, like a mercenary on loan.

For some reason, I, a D-class onahole collector, was a hot commodity.

“Stella, you’re Kim Sanghyuk’s sister, right? Go as a duo.”

“Yes?”

Stella asks back, seemingly bewildered.

If it weren’t for the teacher, she would have said, ‘No way. I’m not going with that jerk.’ with that look in her eyes…….

Since there are hundreds of people watching, Stella chooses her words.

“…Serena is here too.”

It was a statement like, ‘Why me and not Serena?’

“Your brother is D-class, so A-class Stella should take him.”

Laughter erupted from all over.

……I’ve never been ashamed of being D-class because I’m ignorant of the academy society,

But it’s a little embarrassing to see the juniors laughing.

“Kya~ Stella’s brother is so handsome!”

“Look over here!”

“…….”

Stella glares at me like she’s going to eat me alive.

Did I know it would turn out like this?

In the end, I ended up waiting in line, stuck between my sister’s friends.

Of course, Stella didn’t come near me, and Serena was the first to cling to me.

“Oppa!”

“Serena….”

…To welcome her D-class brother with such a happy face in front of her friends….

My heart melts.

Hug!

“What happened? What about Oppa’s class?”

“Ah. I was getting scolded by the student council president for a bit….”

“Really? That’s too much….”

100x empathy.

Serena was just in ‘protect oppa’ mode.

My heart warms.

In the meantime, over Serena’s school uniform, I saw this morning…….

White panties with a black polka dot pattern and a ribbon seemed to be visible.

‘It’s almost unavoidable?’

“Serena, is this your brother?”

“Wow…… he’s tall.”

“He’s so handsome….”

My sister’s friends rush in and form a fence around me and Serena.

“Hello, Senior.”

Among them, there was a pink-haired girl with pigtails who seemed to be particularly close to Serena, who came to greet me separately.

“I’m Serena’s friend, Isolde.”

“Oh, uh, nice to meet you.”

Isolde bows her head.

……Her chest is quite big. The first years’ development is unusual….

“I, I’m Sarika. Hello, Senior.”

“Yeah, hello.”

A brown-haired ponytail girl full of health also approaches me.

She was also quite pretty…….

With three heroines in such a small space, I feel like I’m going to get an erection without resistance.

‘She’s your sister’s friend. Calm down.’

“Please call me Sarika.”

“I’m Kim Sanghyuk. Sarika.”

“Um! Oppa? Are your hands rough? Let me see.”

Serena sticks to my side and plays with my fingers, interlocking them….

She spreads hand cream on my hands.

I don’t know what’s so fun about it, but they even exclaim ‘Ooh’ from the side.

I don’t really understand the emotions of female students.

“Your brother’s hands are really big.”

“Can I touch them once?”

“Well, sure….”

The female students giggle after touching my hand lightly.

The smiles never leave their faces.

I’m also surprised by the fact that I can make female students happy just by being alive.

“Senior! Can I ask you a question?”

“You can.”

“Are you really D-class?”

Thud.

The girls’ cheerful questions pierce my heart.

“Why are you asking that~.”

“That’s right. There’s no one who’s really D-class~.”

“Do you really collect onaholes [a type of sex toy]?”

“I collect them.”

“Kya~~.”

As I honestly answered various questions, the waiting line was already quite short.

“I want to go with Oppa too…. I’m jealous of Stella.”

“Can’t we go in a group of three?”

“Uh-uh. We’ve already made teams.”

“Who is it? Is it a guy?”

“Kya!! Please do that 「Who is it? Is it a guy?」 again!!”

…….

Serena’s cheeks turn red because they’re teasing her.

“…I decided to go with Sarika. I’m not going with a guy.”

“Umhmm.”

“Are you relieved…?”

Hug.

Serena interlocks her fingers with mine with her soft hands.

I was quite nervous that someone would notice that our relationship was unusual.

“I’m relieved.”

“It’s our turn. I’ll be back. You should always be careful inside the dungeon?”

“You too, Serena.”

Sarika and Serena leave.

All the female students who were there went into the dungeon when their turn came,

Now the training center is sparsely populated.

“…….”

My sister’s friend, the pink-haired Isolde, stares at me intently…….

“Why, why?”

“Can I film a short [short-form video]?”

……She’s a bold heroine.

It’s a request I didn’t expect at all.

“Suddenly?”

“It’ll only take a moment.”

“……Okay.”

Because she’s my sister’s friend. Well….

She prepared with her phone for a while, then attached her smartphone to a selfie stick and pulled it out long, then linked arms with me.

……My sister’s friend’s chest is touching my arm!

Rubbing, rubbing.

“Peace~. I’ll try to seduce Serena’s handsome brother with my chest~.”

Boobi boobi.

…….

“What kind of short is this?”

「I tried to hold hands with my friend’s brother while she was away」

“Are you crazy about views?”

I wonder what Serena will say when she sees it later…….

“Thank you for your cooperation in filming.”

“……Go in.”

Now I have to go to face the final boss.

Stella, who was leaning against the wall, bristled at me as I approached.

“……Why? You looked so happy, like you were about to die. Why don’t you just die. Oppa?”

I smiled unconsciously at the familiar taste [of her insults].