My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 331

EP.331 Queen-boong Eats Well Today

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“Quintia…?”

The two first-years who entered the room widened their eyes at Quintia in the VVIP room.

They had guessed she was in the hospital because she was hurt, but they didn’t know she had such a noticeable injury.

Her weakened state, after boasting overwhelming performance since the inter-academy match, was unfamiliar to Isolde and Sarika.

“…….”

“You’re hurt a lot…. We came to visit…”

“You are…?”

“I’m Sarika. Sarika Milfy. In the same squad as Isolde and Serena.”

Quintia lowered her head without a word.

“…….”

“How’s the injury? Are you okay?”

“…….”

“Hey, are you ignoring me?”

When Isolde pressed her a little harder, Quintia finally turned her head and said,

“You told me not to talk to you again…”

“Ugh. You’re frustrating. Would we have come to visit if that were the case? Let’s get ready to go out with our senior.”

“Senior…?”

“Sanghyuk is going to buy us food. You haven’t eaten yet, have you?”

“Yeah, because of the examination… It just finished.”

According to the doctor who made his rounds at lunchtime, she has a remarkably healthy constitution. Most of her wounds are already healing.

It was also fortunate that she had momentarily switched her magic power to a defensive system when she received Miho’s attack, minimizing the damage.

If it hadn’t been for that quick combat sense, she might have suffered much deeper wounds and even needed surgery.

“You didn’t eat breakfast either, did you?”

“Yeah.”

“You must be hungry.”

Isolde spoke diligently because Sanghyuk had asked her to. The conversation kept getting cut off, though.

“…Was it a strong enemy?”

Sarika asks this time.

“She was strong. Sanghyuk seems to have caught her…”

“The senior caught someone you couldn’t?”

“The senior is much stronger than someone like me…”

“Someone like you?”

The two, who were still a bit slow on the uptake, were surprised.

They could see that Sanghyuk had special powers and good connections, but the Sword Saint’s daughter putting herself down this much surprised them.

“Aren’t you the strongest in the academy when it comes to strength?”

Shake, shake.

Quintia quietly simulated it in her head and said.

“If people are fighting, I’m not that strong. I can be effective against magical beasts that are vulnerable to close combat.”

“What do you mean?”

“It means that combat ability shouldn’t be viewed as one thing, but should be diversified. Even if you have the strength of an S rank, your one-on-one combat might be B rank…”

“Hmm. I’ve never thought of it that way…”

“My specialty is fighting magical beasts because I have the attack power to strip away most defensive systems… I use that as a weapon…”

It’s rare for Quintia to chatter like this.

It also meant that Isolde and Sarika were listening intently, and the hospital room she’s staying in was terribly boring.

No one finds it fun to lie still in a hospital bed.

“…But this enemy was humanoid. She was also skilled at handling magic power. She was the type to confuse with special abilities…”

“Was Sanghyuk okay? He fought the enemy who made you like this.”

“In my opinion… Sanghyuk’s ability seems to be of a higher caliber than that.”

“That’s amazing. The senior is…”

『Personality Excretion』…….

The characteristic of a suppression-type ability that activates through contact is that it is completely useless unless you have the skill to directly strike the opponent.

That’s why Quintia was planning to focus on evasion as much as possible if she were to fight Kim Sanghyuk again. She had almost finished researching the move set for that.

Of course, the two had not met as enemies since the inter-academy match.

When they met again, Kim Sanghyuk’s ability had risen to a level that Quintia could hardly fathom.

‘It’s like he’s monopolizing the love of an enormous external god…’

If he could use that kind of ability on an enemy like Miho at will, Kim Sanghyuk is a talent that the country should hold on to.

From now on, it would be a disaster if his information were leaked overseas.

All sorts of scouts would be clamoring to take him away.

Kim Sanghyuk, who is only an academy student.

That was, of course, something Quintia had also experienced.

“I’m going to get stronger too. I can’t face my mom like this…”

“Is your mom strict?”

“…….”

Quintia was suddenly at a loss for words.

What was she like? I can’t remember well.

“I don’t know.”

“Huh?”

“Whether she was strict, kind, just… she was a warm person.”

Just like Senior Kim Sanghyuk…

She was a warm-hearted person.

“Wait, wait… Why are you crying! Hey, stop it!”

Quintia burst into tears.

At that moment, the hospital room door opened, and Sanghyuk, looking refreshed, came in.

“You’re talking… What’s wrong? Why are you making her cry?”

“Senior Sanghyuk is misunderstanding… Ah, no! I didn’t bully her!”

“I’m sorry…”

“Hey, don’t cry… I feel like I’m going to cry too… I feel the emotion somehow…”

“?”

“?”

Sarika and Sanghyuk stared at the two like they were strange creatures.

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“…Why are you two crying?”

“Waaah. It’s contagious…”

“What are you talking about? Why is crying contagious? Sarika, do you know what that means?”

“No? I don’t know… She suddenly started crying…”

“Waaaaah.”

“I’m sorry. Isolde, I’m sorry. Senior.”

Isolde somehow hugged Quintia while sobbing. Quintia also grabbed Isolde’s big boobs, as if they were a substitute for her mom, and sniffled.

Did they make up…?

“What are you sorry for?”

“Gopchang [grilled small intestines] is delicious… I was actually nothing special… I’m sorry for acting up because I knew how to use a sword a little…”

“Waaaaah. I told you not to cry. It’s contagious.”

“…….”

Hmm?

I’m glad that Queen-boong seems to have reflected on something.

Was the Miho battle a defeat that became medicine? It did instill humility in Quintia.

“Stop squeezing out tears, and let’s go eat. I’ve told the nurses everything.”

“Squeezing out tears… Senior!”

“I’ll give you 5 minutes, so Queen-boong, change your clothes and come out. Execute.”

“Sniff… Execute…”

We all decide to go out and eat together.

The menu is agreed upon as braised chicken and ginseng chicken soup to boost energy.

「Insight・Red」activated.

Isolde and Sarika were surprised and asked when they saw me scanning as soon as I entered the restaurant alley.

“You two are the same.”

“Senior’s eyes turned red too.”

“Ah.”

“Ah.”

Quintia must have been doing it too. Scan.

We both looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.

“…The culprit has been caught, so shall we go eat with peace of mind?”

“Yes…”

This girl….

Maybe it’s because her face is so pretty, but she’s quite charming when she’s shy.

If she didn’t act like a *Geumjjok* [precious treasure; often used sarcastically], she might be seen as a woman…

“Oh. Quintia. How can you eat with braised chicken sauce on your mouth?”

“Hahm. Mumble…”

Sol wipes Quintia’s mouth with a wet wipe.

Looking at it this way, they are definitely a mother and daughter…

“Did you two make up now?”

“Well, it was something similar to a misunderstanding… Wasn’t it? I was a bit harsh too…”

“I’m sorry…”

Quintia shrinks whenever this story comes up.

Sol seems to have roughly estimated Quintia’s mental age, and she doesn’t seem to be angry anymore.

Rather, she’s busy taking care of her.

“You shouldn’t show a girl being so clumsy and spilling like this… Especially in front of your senior.”

“That’s just Quintia.”

It would be stranger if she acted with dignity.

Sarika and I ate the ginseng chicken soup and sweated.

“It’s delicious. Senior.”

“I came here because it was recommended as a hero’s restaurant, and it was a hit.”

Let’s give it 5 stars.

I add 5 stars under the phrase that introduces it as a chicken restaurant run by Hero Chicken Head Man.

The manager is wearing a chicken head costume and is busy serving. It must be quite difficult in the summer.

If you cut open the chicken’s belly, you can smell the concentrated aroma of well-cooked glutinous rice and cooked garlic soaked in broth.

Um, delicious. Delicious….

It’s not bad to take my juniors out for lunch.

The thought of taking my cute younger sisters out flashes through my mind, but it solidifies into the conclusion that there’s no need to.

Everyone has their own friends and lives.

They’re not the type who can’t live without me.

Even Stella, who usually goes around alone, seems to be enjoying solitude these days.

I, who enjoy sticking close to Serena’s big butt at home, am aware that it’s better to keep a distance outside.

It seems to be because I’m having sex with my younger sister like it’s everyday life.

In the first place, if I try to take care of everyone, I have no choice but to create a harem army.

“It’s been a while since I’ve met you like this. Is this frequency okay?”

“Yes, I’m okay. I know you’re busy, Senior.”

“I want to see you more often… Well, there are other people too.”

Sol seems a little disappointed.

She looks like she wants to stick to me and have sex with me 24 hours a day.

I wonder when I should make such an opportunity.

“Aren’t you tired of having so many girlfriends?”

Quintia’s surprise question.

Sarika and Isolde’s spoons stop.

Oh no. Queen-boong…….

‘It’s a question that can only be asked because she’s not exactly a girlfriend…’

I laughed.

“There may be physical limitations to handling it alone.”

Quintia asks with 100% pure curiosity, without malice.

Isolde and Sarika’s expressions gradually harden. Are they feeling a sense of crisis that they might become targets for heroine restructuring?

“That’s right. It might seem that way to others…”

“I. I’ll fill your water, Senior.”

“I’ll tear the chicken leg for you. Here… Senior, eat more…”

Suddenly, Isolde and Sarika become busy taking care of me.

No, no. It’s okay.

“It’s okay. I’m just happy every day. You’re all pretty and lovely.”

“…….”

Quintia frowns.

“It’s cheesy. And that’s not an appropriate answer to the question.”

“I thought Queen-boong was being quiet for once.”

“Quintia, please stop…”

Isolde trembles and tries to stop her, but Quintia responds with a question mark.

Is this what they call a clear-eyed madman in the world…?

“I don’t feel physically exhausted. It’s just that there’s a physical limit because there’s only one body.”

“Physical limit?”

“Yeah, there’s a limit to the number of people you can handle at the same time.”

It’s not like my dick is growing like a tentacle.

Quintia nodded as if she had resolved her curiosity with my answer.

My first-year girlfriends are relieved.

“Then shouldn’t you reduce the number?”

“Pfft!”

“Cough! Cough!”

“Why reduce it? I’m going to increase it more. I’m going to increase it so much that I can’t remember my wife’s face.”

“You’re greedy.”

“That’s what a man is.”

It’s too petty to put a limit on the harem now.

I want to try to become an academy harem king as a basic.

“I’ll try to be a senior and boyfriend that you can respect.”

“Ah…….”

“Ugh…….”

Sol sighed while rubbing her thighs.

“Senior… When you say such cool things, it tingles…”

“What a fuss.”

“It’s not a fuss at all…! Just looking at your face makes me wet…”

Is it similar to how men feel good just looking at a pretty woman’s face…?

“Quintia, why are you asking that? Are you perhaps coveting the girlfriend position?”

“No?”

…….

This time, I wanted to embarrass Quintia, so I subtly approached her with a flirty feeling, but I was immediately cut off.

As befits her rank F in Onahole aptitude, she doesn’t seem to have any intention of making me horny.

“I don’t want to.”

I think I didn’t hear it, so she even hammered it in one more time.

“…Okay…”

It became awkward somehow, but Queen-boong seemed to like this temperature, so she continued to put rice in her mouth vigorously.

The rice bowl was empty in no time.